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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
titillating locus alpha
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
comical jade goyim
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
angry charismatic internal respiration
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/28/24
call room service
Drab razzle-dazzle heaven
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Lime Bat Shit Crazy Corner Tattoo
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
angry charismatic internal respiration
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/28/24
...
Drab razzle-dazzle heaven
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Drab razzle-dazzle heaven
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Light mad-dog skullcap
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Light mad-dog skullcap
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
embarrassed to the bone set
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
scarlet razzle water buffalo sanctuary
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
embarrassed to the bone set
  03/28/24
Lol
Slimy hairless lay
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
hairraiser buff friendly grandma
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Drab razzle-dazzle heaven
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Charcoal Church Building Immigrant
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
lascivious doobsian pit
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Pontificating Stead People Who Are Hurt
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
bateful senate rigor
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Blue crackhouse
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
domesticated twisted house
  03/29/24
...
Hyperventilating Ticket Booth
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
stirring wrinkle background story
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
dashing tanning salon goal in life
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Jet famous landscape painting half-breed
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Jet famous landscape painting half-breed
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker
  03/29/24
true
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  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: titillating locus alpha

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: comical jade goyim

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: angry charismatic internal respiration

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Drab razzle-dazzle heaven

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Lime Bat Shit Crazy Corner Tattoo

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: angry charismatic internal respiration

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Drab razzle-dazzle heaven



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Drab razzle-dazzle heaven

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Light mad-dog skullcap

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Light mad-dog skullcap

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone set

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: scarlet razzle water buffalo sanctuary

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone set

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Slimy hairless lay

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: hairraiser buff friendly grandma

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Drab razzle-dazzle heaven

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Charcoal Church Building Immigrant

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: lascivious doobsian pit

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Pontificating Stead People Who Are Hurt

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: bateful senate rigor

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Blue crackhouse

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: domesticated twisted house

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Ticket Booth



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: stirring wrinkle background story

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: dashing tanning salon goal in life

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Jet famous landscape painting half-breed

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Jet famous landscape painting half-breed

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Vengeful giraffe candlestick maker

Every day bud for the past 5 years

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating cruise ship bbw

true

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