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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
medicated azn
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Histrionic church building idea he suggested
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
khaki dilemma fat ankles
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/28/24
call room service
overrated box office candlestick maker
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Laughsome Station
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
khaki dilemma fat ankles
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/28/24
...
overrated box office candlestick maker
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
overrated box office candlestick maker
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
wild range roommate
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
wild range roommate
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Diverse glassy kitchen
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
pearly dragon
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Diverse glassy kitchen
  03/28/24
Lol
Rose concupiscible ratface circlehead
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Maize pit
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
overrated box office candlestick maker
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Judgmental stead wagecucks
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
deep shimmering gas station giraffe
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
jade digit ratio hospital
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Titillating duck-like chapel philosopher-king
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Fantasy-prone pisswyrm wrinkle
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Thirsty floppy cuckold
  03/29/24
...
violent blood rage
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
multi-colored persian temple
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Turquoise frisky lay sound barrier
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Chartreuse Irradiated Senate
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Chartreuse Irradiated Senate
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Umber Flirting Faggotry
  03/29/24
true
cracking goal in life
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: medicated azn

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Histrionic church building idea he suggested

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: khaki dilemma fat ankles

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: overrated box office candlestick maker

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Laughsome Station

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: khaki dilemma fat ankles

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: overrated box office candlestick maker



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: overrated box office candlestick maker

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: wild range roommate

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: wild range roommate

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Diverse glassy kitchen

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: pearly dragon

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Diverse glassy kitchen

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Rose concupiscible ratface circlehead

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Maize pit

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: overrated box office candlestick maker

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Judgmental stead wagecucks

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: deep shimmering gas station giraffe

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: jade digit ratio hospital

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Titillating duck-like chapel philosopher-king

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone pisswyrm wrinkle

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Thirsty floppy cuckold

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: violent blood rage



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: multi-colored persian temple

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Turquoise frisky lay sound barrier

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse Irradiated Senate

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse Irradiated Senate

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Umber Flirting Faggotry

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: cracking goal in life

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)