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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
Spruce curious brunch
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
canary roommate sound barrier
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
bat-shit-crazy odious forum
  05/01/24
BUT
maize unhinged candlestick maker
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
Henna clown persian
  05/01/24
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massive startled hissy fit mood
  05/01/24
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Olive Vigorous Kitty
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
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stimulating police squad nursing home
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
cobalt sanctuary quadroon
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
crimson buck-toothed macaca travel guidebook
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
Lake very tactful therapy
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
massive startled hissy fit mood
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
Burgundy striped hyena fat ankles
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
Lake very tactful therapy
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
Nighttime Gay Wizard Pit
  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
Razzmatazz cerise rigor
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
Slippery sapphire trump supporter
  05/01/24
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carmine razzle-dazzle university yarmulke
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
sepia step-uncle's house milk
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
embarrassed to the bone milky principal's office alpha
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
sepia step-uncle's house milk
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
beady-eyed incel scourge upon the earth
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
Drunken legend
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
Coiffed mexican address
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
big orchestra pit psychic
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
harsh parlor
  05/01/24
...
canary roommate sound barrier
  05/01/24
...
cerebral chapel athletic conference
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
Bronze range
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
soggy deep nowag
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
Hideous floppy location sandwich
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
canary roommate sound barrier
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
Henna clown persian
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
Lake very tactful therapy
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
Coiffed mexican address
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
exhilarant stage
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
Nighttime Gay Wizard Pit
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Spruce curious brunch

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: canary roommate sound barrier

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy odious forum

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: maize unhinged candlestick maker

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Henna clown persian

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: massive startled hissy fit mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Olive Vigorous Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Aqua appetizing casino coffee pot

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: stimulating police squad nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: cobalt sanctuary quadroon

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: crimson buck-toothed macaca travel guidebook

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Lake very tactful therapy

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: massive startled hissy fit mood

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Burgundy striped hyena fat ankles

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Lake very tactful therapy

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Nighttime Gay Wizard Pit

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cerise rigor

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Slippery sapphire trump supporter

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: carmine razzle-dazzle university yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: sepia step-uncle's house milk

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone milky principal's office alpha

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: sepia step-uncle's house milk

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed incel scourge upon the earth

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Drunken legend

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Coiffed mexican address

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: big orchestra pit psychic

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: harsh parlor

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: canary roommate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: cerebral chapel athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Bronze range

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: soggy deep nowag

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Hideous floppy location sandwich

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: canary roommate sound barrier

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Henna clown persian

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Lake very tactful therapy

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Coiffed mexican address

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: exhilarant stage

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Nighttime Gay Wizard Pit

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)