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Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other t...
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/04/24
DO YOUR FAHVS
primrose library
  05/04/24
What’s a FAHV?
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/04/24
It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent
primrose library
  05/04/24
...
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/04/24
you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"
massive stead gaping
  05/04/24
To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it fo...
primrose library
  05/04/24
lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights"
exhilarant antidepressant drug spot
  05/04/24
I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not t...
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/04/24
you need 8-10 apps to lift properly
massive stead gaping
  05/04/24
That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok las...
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/04/24
not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possibl...
massive stead gaping
  05/04/24
Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should dow...
primrose library
  05/04/24
Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program
nofapping flushed personal credit line feces
  05/04/24
...
Burgundy giraffe parlor
  05/04/24
...
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/04/24
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Fiercely-loyal theatre therapy
  05/04/24
Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe
Mind-boggling Parlour Idiot
  05/04/24
How old are you bud?
drunken smoky preventive strike
  05/04/24
Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never ...
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/04/24
Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep ...
drunken smoky preventive strike
  05/04/24
I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off...
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/05/24
can I maek it at 30?
Magenta thriller theater stage
  05/05/24
Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult
drunken smoky preventive strike
  05/05/24
You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your a...
Fiercely-loyal theatre therapy
  05/04/24
you can set up any routine in the app not just SL
Vengeful puce institution hairy legs
  05/04/24
workouts should take 20-30 min max anything more than is ...
Onyx church building friendly grandma
  05/04/24
oh no, he's back to being retarded
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/04/24
it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and ...
Onyx church building friendly grandma
  05/04/24
There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At som...
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/04/24
just lift heavier
Onyx church building friendly grandma
  05/04/24
(lifetime intermediate)
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/04/24
TDNW BTFO
Lilac pit skinny woman
  05/05/24
...
primrose library
  05/05/24
idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests t...
nofapping flushed personal credit line feces
  05/05/24
read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additio...
nofapping flushed personal credit line feces
  05/05/24
Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
...
Burgundy giraffe parlor
  05/05/24
guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukrai...
cerebral peach nowag home
  05/04/24
Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not ...
Irradiated Pale State
  05/05/24
ty lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense
Onyx church building friendly grandma
  05/05/24
Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" i...
Irradiated Pale State
  05/05/24
Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russo...
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
(((sports science))) the best books about fitness were wr...
Onyx church building friendly grandma
  05/05/24
Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is...
Irradiated Pale State
  05/05/24
The "science" also extols periodization, which is ...
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop
Irradiated Pale State
  05/05/24
What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with...
Irradiated Pale State
  05/05/24
Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete pr...
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
There is something to working up to sport-specific max inten...
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things an...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at th...
Irradiated Pale State
  05/05/24
Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed f...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
...
Irradiated Pale State
  05/05/24
I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's n...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks musc...
Onyx church building friendly grandma
  05/05/24
Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union
charcoal sadistic field knife
  05/05/24
DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.
rebellious boltzmann
  05/04/24
Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight trainin...
swashbuckling legal warrant public bath
  05/04/24
Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six ...
Demanding Green Reading Party Gas Station
  05/04/24
App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and...
cerebral peach nowag home
  05/04/24
You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions
drunken smoky preventive strike
  05/04/24
day 1: bench press, incline press, flies day 2: squat, l...
Beady-eyed Property Round Eye
  05/04/24
If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in m...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
very cool
Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen
  05/05/24
Thanks, little bro.
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
I could eat you, faggot
Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen
  05/05/24
Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type. Feel free...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
link to your "actual contribution", you fuming hom...
Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen
  05/05/24
While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
wow you're really gay
Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen
  05/05/24
Okay, thanks anyway, little guy. I'll let you have the la...
chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete
  05/05/24
Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (Thi...
multi-colored codepig
  05/05/24
yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pu...
Alcoholic regret
  05/05/24
100% agree
primrose library
  05/05/24


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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.

My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.

I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634556)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: primrose library

DO YOUR FAHVS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634571)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath

What’s a FAHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634827)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: primrose library

It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634910)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635946)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: massive stead gaping

you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634576)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: primrose library

To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634588)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: exhilarant antidepressant drug spot

lol @ bugmen

"I need an app to lift weights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634851)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath

I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634855)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: massive stead gaping

you need 8-10 apps to lift properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634859)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath

That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634867)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: massive stead gaping

not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634870)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: primrose library

Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.

Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.

The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634917)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: nofapping flushed personal credit line feces

Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634885)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Burgundy giraffe parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634888)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634944)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal theatre therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635528)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Idiot

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635385)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: drunken smoky preventive strike

How old are you bud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635408)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath

Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635942)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: drunken smoky preventive strike

Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636078)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath

I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636588)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Magenta thriller theater stage

can I maek it at 30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637728)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: drunken smoky preventive strike

Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637796)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal theatre therapy

You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635489)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Vengeful puce institution hairy legs

you can set up any routine in the app not just SL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635519)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Onyx church building friendly grandma

workouts should take 20-30 min max

anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635522)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

oh no, he's back to being retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635799)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Onyx church building friendly grandma

it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635813)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635823)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Onyx church building friendly grandma

just lift heavier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635830)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

(lifetime intermediate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635838)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Lilac pit skinny woman

TDNW BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636574)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: primrose library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636674)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: nofapping flushed personal credit line feces

idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636797)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636849)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: nofapping flushed personal credit line feces

for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637628)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637637)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Burgundy giraffe parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636880)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: cerebral peach nowag home

guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635825)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Irradiated Pale State

Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636859)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Onyx church building friendly grandma

ty

lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637255)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Pale State

Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637452)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637480)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Onyx church building friendly grandma

(((sports science)))

the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637559)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Irradiated Pale State

Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637634)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637649)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Pale State

Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637653)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637661)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Pale State

You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637666)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637672)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.

The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637689)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637696)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.

And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637722)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Irradiated Pale State

I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637701)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.

However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637736)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Pale State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637740)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.

That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637663)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Onyx church building friendly grandma

dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637709)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic field knife

Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637733)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: rebellious boltzmann

DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635690)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant public bath

Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.

C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.

Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635972)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Demanding Green Reading Party Gas Station

Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635774)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: cerebral peach nowag home

App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635826)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: drunken smoky preventive strike

You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635891)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Property Round Eye

day 1: bench press, incline press, flies

day 2: squat, lunge

day 3: pull ups, standing row

day 4: deadlift, farmer walk

day 5: overhead press, lat raises

day 6: arms (optional)

day 7: rest

try to add weight as often as you can

eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot

There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.

Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635971)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.

There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.

No posting.

No discussion.

No debate.

No pictures.

Just fucking squat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637015)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.

Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.

I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637640)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen

very cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637691)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

Thanks, little bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637702)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen

I could eat you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637710)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.

Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637726)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen

link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637739)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637764)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Startling Disrespectful Scourge Upon The Earth Kitchen

wow you're really gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637791)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant school cafeteria keepsake machete

Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.

I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637807)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: multi-colored codepig

Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter

(This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637741)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic regret

yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637021)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: primrose library

100% agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637339)