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Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other t...
Pearly round eye pit
  05/04/24
DO YOUR FAHVS
snowy trip boiling water
  05/04/24
What’s a FAHV?
Pearly round eye pit
  05/04/24
It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent
snowy trip boiling water
  05/04/24
...
Pearly round eye pit
  05/04/24
you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"
Emerald depressive location
  05/04/24
To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it fo...
snowy trip boiling water
  05/04/24
lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights"
orange anal gas station
  05/04/24
I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not t...
Pearly round eye pit
  05/04/24
you need 8-10 apps to lift properly
Emerald depressive location
  05/04/24
That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok las...
Pearly round eye pit
  05/04/24
not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possibl...
Emerald depressive location
  05/04/24
Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should dow...
snowy trip boiling water
  05/04/24
Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program
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  05/04/24
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  05/04/24
Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe
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  05/04/24
How old are you bud?
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  05/04/24
Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never ...
Pearly round eye pit
  05/04/24
Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep ...
free-loading gaming laptop menage
  05/04/24
I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off...
Pearly round eye pit
  05/05/24
can I maek it at 30?
Avocado talking ladyboy
  05/05/24
Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult
free-loading gaming laptop menage
  05/05/24
You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your a...
stimulating primrose set
  05/04/24
you can set up any routine in the app not just SL
Purple scourge upon the earth plaza
  05/04/24
workouts should take 20-30 min max anything more than is ...
Nudist exhilarant lay
  05/04/24
oh no, he's back to being retarded
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/04/24
it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and ...
Nudist exhilarant lay
  05/04/24
There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At som...
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/04/24
just lift heavier
Nudist exhilarant lay
  05/04/24
(lifetime intermediate)
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/04/24
TDNW BTFO
Aquamarine zippy selfie brethren
  05/05/24
...
snowy trip boiling water
  05/05/24
idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests t...
puce marvelous address
  05/05/24
read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/05/24
for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additio...
puce marvelous address
  05/05/24
Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/05/24
...
metal cruel-hearted theater legal warrant
  05/05/24
guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukrai...
big community account pozpig
  05/04/24
Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not ...
impertinent ticket booth
  05/05/24
ty lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense
Nudist exhilarant lay
  05/05/24
Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" i...
impertinent ticket booth
  05/05/24
Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russo...
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/05/24
(((sports science))) the best books about fitness were wr...
Nudist exhilarant lay
  05/05/24
Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is...
impertinent ticket booth
  05/05/24
The "science" also extols periodization, which is ...
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/05/24
Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop
impertinent ticket booth
  05/05/24
What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/05/24
You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with...
impertinent ticket booth
  05/05/24
Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete pr...
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/05/24
To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe...
Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator
  05/05/24
There is something to working up to sport-specific max inten...
cracking blathering stag film useless brakes
  05/05/24
I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things an...
Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator
  05/05/24
I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at th...
impertinent ticket booth
  05/05/24
Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed f...
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  05/05/24
...
impertinent ticket booth
  05/05/24
I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's n...
Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator
  05/05/24
dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks musc...
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  05/05/24
Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union
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  05/05/24
DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.
Awkward stage
  05/04/24
Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight trainin...
Pearly round eye pit
  05/04/24
Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six ...
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  05/04/24
App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and...
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  05/04/24
You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions
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day 1: bench press, incline press, flies day 2: squat, l...
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  05/04/24
If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in m...
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  05/05/24
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  05/05/24
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  05/05/24
Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (Thi...
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  05/05/24
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  05/05/24
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Pearly round eye pit

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.

My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.

I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634556)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: snowy trip boiling water

DO YOUR FAHVS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634571)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Pearly round eye pit

What’s a FAHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634827)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: snowy trip boiling water

It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634910)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Pearly round eye pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635946)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: Emerald depressive location

you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634576)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: snowy trip boiling water

To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634588)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: orange anal gas station

lol @ bugmen

"I need an app to lift weights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634851)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Pearly round eye pit

I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634855)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Emerald depressive location

you need 8-10 apps to lift properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634859)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: Pearly round eye pit

That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634867)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Emerald depressive location

not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634870)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: snowy trip boiling water

Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.

Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.

The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634917)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: puce marvelous address

Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634885)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: metal cruel-hearted theater legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634888)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634944)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: stimulating primrose set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635528)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Citrine filthy home pocket flask

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635385)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: free-loading gaming laptop menage

How old are you bud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635408)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Pearly round eye pit

Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635942)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: free-loading gaming laptop menage

Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636078)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Pearly round eye pit

I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636588)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Avocado talking ladyboy

can I maek it at 30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637728)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: free-loading gaming laptop menage

Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637796)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: stimulating primrose set

You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635489)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Purple scourge upon the earth plaza

you can set up any routine in the app not just SL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635519)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant lay

workouts should take 20-30 min max

anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635522)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

oh no, he's back to being retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635799)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant lay

it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635813)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635823)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant lay

just lift heavier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635830)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

(lifetime intermediate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635838)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Aquamarine zippy selfie brethren

TDNW BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636574)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: snowy trip boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636674)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: puce marvelous address

idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636797)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636849)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: puce marvelous address

for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637628)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637637)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: metal cruel-hearted theater legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636880)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: big community account pozpig

guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635825)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636859)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant lay

ty

lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637255)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637452)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637480)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant lay

(((sports science)))

the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637559)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637634)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637649)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637653)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637661)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637666)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637672)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.

The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637689)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637696)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.

And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637722)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637701)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.

However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637736)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637740)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.

That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637663)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant lay

dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637709)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: cracking blathering stag film useless brakes

Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637733)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Awkward stage

DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635690)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Pearly round eye pit

Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.

C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.

Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635972)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park rigpig

Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635774)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: big community account pozpig

App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635826)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: free-loading gaming laptop menage

You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635891)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Comical sanctuary

day 1: bench press, incline press, flies

day 2: squat, lunge

day 3: pull ups, standing row

day 4: deadlift, farmer walk

day 5: overhead press, lat raises

day 6: arms (optional)

day 7: rest

try to add weight as often as you can

eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot

There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.

Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635971)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.

There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.

No posting.

No discussion.

No debate.

No pictures.

Just fucking squat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637015)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.

Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.

I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637640)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Lime Locale Wagecucks

very cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637691)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

Thanks, little bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637702)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Lime Locale Wagecucks

I could eat you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637710)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.

Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637726)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Lime Locale Wagecucks

link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637739)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637764)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Lime Locale Wagecucks

wow you're really gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637791)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator

Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.

I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637807)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: contagious dead marketing idea spot

Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter

(This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637741)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Lascivious public bath

yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637021)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: snowy trip boiling water

100% agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637339)