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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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plum exhilarant really tough guy
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Rambunctious Box Office
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Out-of-control stage
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
mentally impaired mind-boggling cuckoldry hell
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Out-of-control stage
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
mentally impaired mind-boggling cuckoldry hell
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
plum exhilarant really tough guy
  05/05/24
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mentally impaired mind-boggling cuckoldry hell
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Rambunctious Box Office
  05/05/24
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Out-of-control stage
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Lake yapping hospital milk
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Fragrant Effete Legend
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Rambunctious Box Office
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Cruel-hearted Elite Digit Ratio
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
plum exhilarant really tough guy
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Razzle offensive meetinghouse
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
vivacious candlestick maker
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Razzle offensive meetinghouse
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
cream lascivious piazza
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Razzle offensive meetinghouse
  05/06/24
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laughsome citrine market
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
beady-eyed high-end set
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Cruel-hearted Elite Digit Ratio
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Drab spot
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
topaz at-the-ready base haunted graveyard
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Racy theater
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Razzle offensive meetinghouse
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
plum exhilarant really tough guy
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Cruel-hearted Elite Digit Ratio
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Ruddy space
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Out-of-control stage
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Drab spot
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
bateful territorial corn cake jap
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Drab spot
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
plum exhilarant really tough guy
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Drab spot
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Rambunctious Box Office
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
cerise hairraiser resort
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
plum exhilarant really tough guy
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: plum exhilarant really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious Box Office

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control stage

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling cuckoldry hell

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control stage

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling cuckoldry hell

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: plum exhilarant really tough guy

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired mind-boggling cuckoldry hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Rambunctious Box Office

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Out-of-control stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Lake yapping hospital milk

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Fragrant Effete Legend

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious Box Office

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Elite Digit Ratio

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: plum exhilarant really tough guy

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Razzle offensive meetinghouse

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle offensive meetinghouse

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: cream lascivious piazza

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle offensive meetinghouse

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome citrine market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed high-end set

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Elite Digit Ratio

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Drab spot

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: topaz at-the-ready base haunted graveyard

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Racy theater

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Razzle offensive meetinghouse

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: plum exhilarant really tough guy

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Elite Digit Ratio

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Ruddy space

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control stage

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Drab spot

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: bateful territorial corn cake jap

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Drab spot

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: plum exhilarant really tough guy

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Drab spot

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious Box Office

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser resort

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: plum exhilarant really tough guy

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)