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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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saffron stage blood rage
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
haunting vigorous resort hominid
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Aromatic Crawly Half-breed
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
cracking mediation space
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Aromatic Crawly Half-breed
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
cracking mediation space
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
saffron stage blood rage
  05/05/24
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cracking mediation space
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
haunting vigorous resort hominid
  05/05/24
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Aromatic Crawly Half-breed
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
fragrant psychic
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Ruddy stimulating crackhouse generalized bond
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
haunting vigorous resort hominid
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Charismatic ceo
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
saffron stage blood rage
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
rambunctious nofapping nibblets
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Painfully honest costumed tanning salon round eye
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor
  05/06/24
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house-broken locus immigrant
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Charismatic ceo
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
White step-uncle's house voyeur
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Irradiated address
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
massive orchestra pit
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
saffron stage blood rage
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Charismatic ceo
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
curious box office
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Aromatic Crawly Half-breed
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
White step-uncle's house voyeur
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
wine tank
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
White step-uncle's house voyeur
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
saffron stage blood rage
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
White step-uncle's house voyeur
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
haunting vigorous resort hominid
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
vibrant fuchsia set
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
saffron stage blood rage
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: saffron stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: haunting vigorous resort hominid

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Crawly Half-breed

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: cracking mediation space

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Crawly Half-breed

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: cracking mediation space

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: saffron stage blood rage

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: cracking mediation space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: haunting vigorous resort hominid

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Aromatic Crawly Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: fragrant psychic

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Ruddy stimulating crackhouse generalized bond

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: haunting vigorous resort hominid

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Charismatic ceo

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: saffron stage blood rage

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: rambunctious nofapping nibblets

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest costumed tanning salon round eye

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: house-broken locus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Charismatic ceo

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: White step-uncle's house voyeur

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Irradiated address

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: massive orchestra pit

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Rigor

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: saffron stage blood rage

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Charismatic ceo

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: curious box office

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Crawly Half-breed

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: White step-uncle's house voyeur

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: wine tank

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: White step-uncle's house voyeur

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: saffron stage blood rage

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: White step-uncle's house voyeur

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: haunting vigorous resort hominid

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: vibrant fuchsia set

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: saffron stage blood rage

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)