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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Mustard outnumbered digit ratio
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Boyish nubile place of business national
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Drunken garrison ratface
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
bearded galvanic lodge corn cake
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Drunken garrison ratface
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
bearded galvanic lodge corn cake
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Mustard outnumbered digit ratio
  05/05/24
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bearded galvanic lodge corn cake
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Boyish nubile place of business national
  05/05/24
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Drunken garrison ratface
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
chocolate bawdyhouse alpha
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
histrionic death wish whorehouse
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Boyish nubile place of business national
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Awkward milk
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Mustard outnumbered digit ratio
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
amethyst doobsian persian
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Dashing Location Codepig
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
amethyst doobsian persian
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
vigorous brindle sneaky criminal
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
amethyst doobsian persian
  05/06/24
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pontificating poppy home
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Excitant sanctuary trump supporter
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Awkward milk
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
azure church
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
irradiated aqua space liquid oxygen
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
soul-stirring maniacal indian lodge philosopher-king
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
amethyst doobsian persian
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Mustard outnumbered digit ratio
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Awkward milk
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
disgusting razzle patrolman
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Drunken garrison ratface
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
azure church
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
stirring public bath athletic conference
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
azure church
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Mustard outnumbered digit ratio
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
azure church
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Boyish nubile place of business national
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
appetizing medicated temple
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Mustard outnumbered digit ratio
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Mustard outnumbered digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Boyish nubile place of business national

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Drunken garrison ratface

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: bearded galvanic lodge corn cake

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Drunken garrison ratface

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: bearded galvanic lodge corn cake

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Mustard outnumbered digit ratio

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: bearded galvanic lodge corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Boyish nubile place of business national

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Drunken garrison ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: chocolate bawdyhouse alpha

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: histrionic death wish whorehouse

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Boyish nubile place of business national

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Awkward milk

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Mustard outnumbered digit ratio

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: amethyst doobsian persian

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Dashing Location Codepig

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: amethyst doobsian persian

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous brindle sneaky criminal

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: amethyst doobsian persian

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: pontificating poppy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary trump supporter

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Awkward milk

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: azure church

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: irradiated aqua space liquid oxygen

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring maniacal indian lodge philosopher-king

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: amethyst doobsian persian

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Mustard outnumbered digit ratio

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Awkward milk

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: disgusting razzle patrolman

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Drunken garrison ratface

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: azure church

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: stirring public bath athletic conference

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: azure church

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Mustard outnumbered digit ratio

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: azure church

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Boyish nubile place of business national

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: appetizing medicated temple

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Mustard outnumbered digit ratio

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)