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Just a chill improbable bordering on impossible $1600000k 401k balance

What? It’s perfectly believable.
histrionic henna tank shitlib
  07/06/24
What's your balance again, champ?
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, ...
histrionic henna tank shitlib
  07/06/24
Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? A...
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
I don’t have to answer these questions.
histrionic henna tank shitlib
  07/06/24
IRL lmao’ing
hateful principal's office skinny woman
  07/06/24
...
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year
Ruddy public bath headpube
  07/06/24
just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to i...
Navy crusty community account regret
  07/06/24
what a joke
histrionic henna tank shitlib
  07/06/24
OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 4...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He...
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to hav...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil ea...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t bla...
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
How am I poor? Your a joke.
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or someth...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives of...
Zombie-like locale hunting ground
  07/06/24
I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.
Sticky business firm hominid
  07/06/24
this place is full of financially retarded people. go her...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months...
Sticky business firm hominid
  07/06/24
i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gain...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is ...
Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus
  07/06/24
over the course of the next few months, how much in “s...
Sticky business firm hominid
  07/07/24
710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer...
Anal Clown Pit
  07/06/24
i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. tho...
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/06/24
the Lost Years
histrionic henna tank shitlib
  07/09/24
i sucked a lot of dicks during that time
Rusted underhanded becky
  07/10/24
180
Navy crusty community account regret
  07/07/24
...
histrionic henna tank shitlib
  10/10/24


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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: histrionic henna tank shitlib

What? It’s perfectly believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815802)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus

What's your balance again, champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815803)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: histrionic henna tank shitlib

I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, plus an HSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815809)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus

Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? And your Net Worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815818)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: histrionic henna tank shitlib

I don’t have to answer these questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815823)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: hateful principal's office skinny woman

IRL lmao’ing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815996)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816007)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: Ruddy public bath headpube

partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815805)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Navy crusty community account regret

just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to impress the profoundly mentally ill and credulous post-wall dog woman, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815812)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: histrionic henna tank shitlib

what a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815918)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 401k balances alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815924)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus

His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He had No Job and No 401k. He fucked himself out of 10x gains heretofore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815988)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to have a large 401k balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816063)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil each. Her balance is 850k and mines like 710k. We each have around 100k in Roth balances. I was lumping both together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816066)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus

That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t blame him. And that’s some major rounding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816289)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million. it'll be over 2 million in a few months.

you otoh are poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816323)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus

How am I poor? Your a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816327)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or something? apologies if i have this wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816359)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like locale hunting ground

you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives off modest Gamestop gains from years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816362)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus

I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816495)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Sticky business firm hominid

just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816367)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

this place is full of financially retarded people.

go here: https://www.calculator.net/investment-calculator.html?ctype=endamount&ctargetamountv=1%2C000%2C000&cstartingprinciplev=1%2C900%2C000&cyearsv=20&cinterestratev=8&ccompound=annually&ccontributeamountv=0&cadditionat1=end&ciadditionat1=monthly&printit=0&x=Calculate#calresult

$1.9 million with an 8% return, with no additional principal added, will be $8.8 million in 20 years. that return rate might be overly aggressive given that you should be extremely cautious when running these numbers, but i think it's realistic given that the s&p has returned like 10% or more over the last 30 years.

at a minimum, we will continue maxing out retirement accounts for the next 5 years. assuming we do that and then cut off all retirement savings, we'll have just over $10m in 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816458)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Sticky business firm hominid

and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months” is also premised on 8% returns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816476)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gains last year, the accounts went up approx 200k.

so assuming returns are similar to last year, we will hit 2 mil if not by the end of the year, early next year. i also have an equity payout coming in feb. that should be more than $150k after taxes are withheld.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816515)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yellow macaca potus

you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is up a stupid amount in the last year+ bc it dumped before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816589)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: Sticky business firm hominid

over the course of the next few months, how much in “savings” are you planning to contribute specifically to the tax-advantaged retirement accounts you referenced above and that are the explicit topic of this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816683)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Anal Clown Pit

710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer to half a million. but it's still an impressive amount to have in your 401k, unless you're like 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816506)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. those two added together are $821k. Wife's total adding both accounts is $932k, so the total is $1.7 mil. then we have another ~$80k in taxable index funds and $150k in crypto.

45 years old, so this may seem unimpressive, but our total net worth 10 years ago was about 400k. i got a late start saving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816532)



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Date: July 9th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: histrionic henna tank shitlib

the Lost Years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47823903)



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Date: July 10th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Rusted underhanded becky

i sucked a lot of dicks during that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47827230)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Navy crusty community account regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47818319)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: histrionic henna tank shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#48183368)