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Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
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caitlin clark
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-a-guardrail-and-i-don...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
Holy fuck that’s bad
dat AHHHH
  11/29/24
tbf esque, even
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
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dat AHHHH
  11/29/24
lmao I was not expecting the direction they took this one
,,.,.......,
  11/29/24
ugh, i couldn't get past the second paragraph. ty.
caitlin clark
  11/29/24
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,,.,.......,
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/were-the-nine-muses-and-...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
author is available for hire as your "verbal tutor/writ...
,,.,.......,
  11/29/24
ghastly
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
great thread btw
,,.,.......,
  11/29/24
ty i remember reading the mcsweeney's internet tendency i...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
cr I read it quite a bit in the Obama years and it was basic...
,,.,.......,
  11/29/24
cr
Manhattan Professional Assassination
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dat AHHHH
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sure-i-voted-for-someone...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
I don't understand, I voted for Trump specifically for the p...
animeboi
  11/29/24
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Sean South of Garryowen
  11/29/24
This is the #1 trending article currently jfc
dat AHHHH
  11/29/24
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FizzKidd
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-day-in-the-life-of-tay...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
This is a treasure trove for hate-reading, thanks. The au...
Peter Brady
  11/29/24
It's not that conservatives can't be painfully unfunny and h...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
The little blurb at the top providing the NPR "factual ...
FizzKidd
  11/29/24
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Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
I always check the date on these things and am shocked that ...
animeboi
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/schedule-of-speakers-for...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
"9:05 p.m. Axuloth, Slayer of Mortals, lays out his pl...
animeboi
  11/29/24
xo gets a shoutout
potluck
  11/29/24
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,,.,.......,
  11/29/24
“painfully unfunny” is right. these are bad mpa ...
potluck
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-didnt-vote-for-kamala...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
very prestigious rating 2 authors collaborated on that what...
potluck
  11/29/24
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Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
Wow it took two hysterical jewish crones to write that one
dat AHHHH
  11/29/24
hystericals jewish crone
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
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FizzKidd
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ruinous phenotype
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-will-trample-your-free...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
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ruinous phenotype
  11/29/24
wow these people are unfunny that completely unfunny South...
butt cheeks
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wow-trump-has-already-fi...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
are they trying to write a "Day In The Life Of Donald T...
butt cheeks
  11/29/24
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Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24
Is this like HuffPo where anyone can publish something?
Candy Ride
  11/29/24
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-need-to-get-back-to-n...
Manhattan Professional Assassination
  11/29/24


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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:30 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392369)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392370)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-a-guardrail-and-i-dont-know-what-the-fuck-you-people-want-from-me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392374)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: dat AHHHH

Holy fuck that’s bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392383)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

tbf esque, even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392392)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: dat AHHHH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392393)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: ,,.,.......,

lmao I was not expecting the direction they took this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392385)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: caitlin clark

ugh, i couldn't get past the second paragraph. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48393859)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: ,,.,.......,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392381)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/were-the-nine-muses-and-were-all-exactly-sixteen-years-old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392382)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: ,,.,.......,

author is available for hire as your "verbal tutor/writing coach"

https://www.linkedin.com/in/amanda-lehr-75496717b?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392390)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392391)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: ,,.,.......,

great thread btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392406)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:51 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

ty

i remember reading the mcsweeney's internet tendency in college and it was usually good for a mild chuckle or two. For example--https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-the-gym-shorts-that-are-not-in-my-gym-bag

it's now almost entirely the territory of the stupidest brand of sarcasm in the service of the most anodyne warren/clinton/kamala politics imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392414)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: ,,.,.......,

cr I read it quite a bit in the Obama years and it was basically faggy english major onion. i don't recall it being political at all but given the times it was probably a fish-doesn't-know-its-wet kinda deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392421)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392432)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: dat AHHHH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392384)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sure-i-voted-for-someone-whose-policies-might-kill-you-but-nows-the-time-to-put-aside-our-differences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392386)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

I don't understand, I voted for Trump specifically for the policies that will kill these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392429)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392470)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: dat AHHHH

This is the #1 trending article currently jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392454)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: FizzKidd (derpy STEM dysgenic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392420)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-day-in-the-life-of-taylor-swift-as-imagined-by-right-wing-conspiracy-theorists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392434)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Peter Brady

This is a treasure trove for hate-reading, thanks.

The author also had a trans piece she was very proud of. Reposted it on Bluesky and got 1 (one) like.

https://bsky.app/profile/jessicagolds.bsky.social/post/3lbxcl2vlyi23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392453)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

It's not that conservatives can't be painfully unfunny and heavy-handed--they can--but something about this stuff rubs me the wrong way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392456)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: FizzKidd (derpy STEM dysgenic)

The little blurb at the top providing the NPR "factual basis" is the cherry on this verbal sundae

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392462)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392467)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

I always check the date on these things and am shocked that it's 2024 not 2016. These people don't know how to read a room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392430)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/schedule-of-speakers-for-the-2024-republican-national-convention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392436)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

"9:05 p.m.

Axuloth, Slayer of Mortals, lays out his plan to stop the Great Replacement."

I don't get it, Axuloth killed it and got a standing ovation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392444)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: potluck
Subject: xo gets a shoutout

9:05 p.m.

Murgaloth, Flayer of Flesh, discusses his plan to solve the Israel-Palestine conflict by ridding the planet of Israelis and Palestinians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392449)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: ,,.,.......,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392465)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: potluck

“painfully unfunny” is right. these are bad mpa real bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392445)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-didnt-vote-for-kamala-harris-back-in-2024-and-now-were-stuck-in-this-maga-work-camp-on-mount-rushmore



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392446)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: potluck

very prestigious rating

2 authors collaborated on that what the hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392455)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392461)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: dat AHHHH

Wow it took two hysterical jewish crones to write that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392460)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

hystericals jewish crone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392468)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: FizzKidd (derpy STEM dysgenic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392487)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392451)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-will-trample-your-freedom-by-getting-ivf-treatments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392459)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392472)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑🐸)

wow these people are unfunny

that completely unfunny South African guy on the daily show is Eddie Murphy next to this dreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392546)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wow-trump-has-already-fixed-so-many-problems-that-definitely-existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392552)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑🐸)

are they trying to write a "Day In The Life Of Donald Trump's America" post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392559)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392568)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Is this like HuffPo where anyone can publish something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48392902)



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Date: November 29th, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Manhattan Professional Assassination (No Future)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-need-to-get-back-to-normal-i-say-while-i-continue-to-live-my-life-normally-as-i-have-throughout-this-pandemic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641597&forum_id=2#48393838)