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Dark Aggressive Garrison Cuckoldry
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
emerald twinkling uncleanness
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Cr
opaque wonderful public bath
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Mentally Impaired Pearly Fat Ankles Milk
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The Velvet Bulldozer
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bowlcut pothead
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Sinister lettuce legend
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Alcoholic nursing home jap
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Sinister lettuce legend
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Alcoholic nursing home jap
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Startled Charismatic Deer Antler
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Alcoholic nursing home jap
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Startled Charismatic Deer Antler
  05/05/25
180
Alcoholic nursing home jap
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Brindle center wrinkle
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Sienna Racy Sanctuary Skinny Woman
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laughsome really tough guy casino
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Cowardly Blue Organic Girlfriend
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Unholy boltzmann
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Cowardly Blue Organic Girlfriend
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
The Velvet Bulldozer
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Harsh Clear Lay
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
spectacular hell
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Sienna Racy Sanctuary Skinny Woman
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Kink-friendly market
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Mentally Impaired Pearly Fat Ankles Milk
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Unholy boltzmann
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Dark Aggressive Garrison Cuckoldry
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
luke screenwatcher
  05/09/25
1800000
scholarship
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luke screenwatcher
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Ungodly queen of the night site
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Boyish school cafeteria
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Nazca Redlines
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
The Velvet Bulldozer
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
blow off some steam
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
bowlcut pothead
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
blow off some steam
  05/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
mentally ill freak
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
permanently delayed gratification
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Dark Aggressive Garrison Cuckoldry



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: emerald twinkling uncleanness

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: opaque wonderful public bath

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Pearly Fat Ankles Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: The Velvet Bulldozer



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: bowlcut pothead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Sinister lettuce legend

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic nursing home jap

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Sinister lettuce legend

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic nursing home jap



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Startled Charismatic Deer Antler

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic nursing home jap

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Startled Charismatic Deer Antler

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic nursing home jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Brindle center wrinkle

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Sienna Racy Sanctuary Skinny Woman

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: laughsome really tough guy casino



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Cowardly Blue Organic Girlfriend

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Unholy boltzmann

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Cowardly Blue Organic Girlfriend

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: The Velvet Bulldozer

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Harsh Clear Lay

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: spectacular hell

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Sienna Racy Sanctuary Skinny Woman

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Kink-friendly market

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Pearly Fat Ankles Milk

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Unholy boltzmann

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dark Aggressive Garrison Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: luke screenwatcher (luis)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: scholarship

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: luke screenwatcher (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Ungodly queen of the night site

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Boyish school cafeteria

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: The Velvet Bulldozer

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: blow off some steam

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: bowlcut pothead

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: blow off some steam

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: mentally ill freak

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: permanently delayed gratification

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: evan39

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)