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Galvanic Rehab
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
drab zippy dilemma dragon
  05/05/25
Cr
Dashing Out-of-control Locale
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Light maniacal school cafeteria chad
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Free-loading fuchsia telephone national
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slate turdskin
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
charismatic rose hell indirect expression
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Talented library
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
charismatic rose hell indirect expression
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Talented library
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
comical site
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Talented library
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
comical site
  05/05/25
180
Talented library
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Grizzly famous landscape painting gaping
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Anal Parlour
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Deranged location
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
mauve kink-friendly corn cake
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
salmon lodge
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
mauve kink-friendly corn cake
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Free-loading fuchsia telephone national
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Crimson becky office
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
White Pit
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Anal Parlour
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
supple bronze feces antidepressant drug
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Light maniacal school cafeteria chad
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
salmon lodge
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Galvanic Rehab
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
salmon lodge
  05/09/25
1800000
Galvanic Rehab
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salmon lodge
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Blathering Philosopher-king Jewess
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
poppy selfie theatre
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Free-loading fuchsia telephone national
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
slate turdskin
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife
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Galvanic Rehab
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Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Mentally Impaired House Hominid
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
erotic snowy plaza round eye
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
marvelous crotch center
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: drab zippy dilemma dragon

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Dashing Out-of-control Locale

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Light maniacal school cafeteria chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Free-loading fuchsia telephone national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: slate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: charismatic rose hell indirect expression

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Talented library

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: charismatic rose hell indirect expression

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Talented library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: comical site

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Talented library

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: comical site

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Talented library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Grizzly famous landscape painting gaping

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Anal Parlour

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Deranged location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: mauve kink-friendly corn cake

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: salmon lodge

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: mauve kink-friendly corn cake

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Free-loading fuchsia telephone national

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Crimson becky office

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: White Pit

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Anal Parlour

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: supple bronze feces antidepressant drug

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Light maniacal school cafeteria chad

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: salmon lodge

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: salmon lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Galvanic Rehab

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: salmon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Blathering Philosopher-king Jewess

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: poppy selfie theatre

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Free-loading fuchsia telephone national

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: slate turdskin

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Galvanic Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Iridescent mind-boggling faggotry knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired House Hominid

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: erotic snowy plaza round eye

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: marvelous crotch center

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)