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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a chee...
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A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR l...
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WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: pungent dilemma

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.

Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868094)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia genital piercing preventive strike

“I’d tear up her ACL!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868097)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: pontificating puce deer antler



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: dead insanely creepy crackhouse

Ass

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pocket Flask



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: pungent dilemma

tp

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: pontificating puce deer antler

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:36 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Mentally impaired lake lodge fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: pontificating puce deer antler

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: pungent dilemma



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Bronze vivacious alpha



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: spruce people who are hurt



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Wonderful library idiot



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Ivory field mexican

adult gig?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Fragrant harsh athletic conference lettuce



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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: sable space dragon

whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: spruce people who are hurt

is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: sable space dragon

lol cq

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: pungent dilemma

A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868862)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: Black trip macaca keepsake machete

WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868867)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling lime prole theater stage

I'll bite...

You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.

HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868968)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: pungent dilemma



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: stimulating salmon principal's office black woman

By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869046)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: bright gaped bbw

Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869086)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Thriller Liquid Oxygen

It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well

Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869130)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: pungent dilemma

The law is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869669)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: sable space dragon

one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869112)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: passionate therapy

"oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869645)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: sable space dragon



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Flickering meetinghouse

We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869885)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: charismatic flatulent jew doctorate



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: sickened mother school cafeteria



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: dark jap

we adult woman fetishists are a persecuted sexual minority. emphasize that angle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869888)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bronze vivacious alpha

gross, dude. have some self-respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49870072)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: pungent dilemma



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Electric Furnace



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: situation monitor

This is going viral

https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/2052100439588364378

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49872082)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: digital Redwall Abbey cyber-monk



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: woman respecter (locked in)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Wes



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Enola str8

180

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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: oomox



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: which dad?



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