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Here's a true story about how a short friend of mine got a date
| Lascivious blathering friendly grandma | 05/06/26 |
| odious halford clown | 05/06/26 |
| Lascivious blathering friendly grandma | 05/06/26 |
| Swashbuckling parlor | 05/06/26 |
| shaky meetinghouse | 05/06/26 |
| Dashing cyan lettuce | 05/06/26 |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:14 AM Author: Lascivious blathering friendly grandma He's 5'8 and has thinning hair but he makes a lot of money in finance (he's working on a new kind of stock!).
He was texting this girl and she said she wouldn't date him because he's short, and he said, "At least I don't wear lifts."
She didn't know what he meant, so he asked, "Do you have a guy over in your bed right now?" She was sheepish but agreed yeah. So he tells her to go check his shoes and if there's anything removable in there (because lots of guys have an insole or something).
She checks, and he did, and he tells her that means he's short. She gasped and called the police and it was like the movies (they told her to wait outside until they arrived).
Now she wants to go on a date with my friend to reward him. Like she said, "he may not be tall but he won't height-rape me!" |
Date: May 6th, 2026 7:54 AM Author: odious halford clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2#49869095) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Lascivious blathering friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2#49870260) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Swashbuckling parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2#49870312) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: shaky meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2#49870316) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Dashing cyan lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2#49870317) |