|
|
By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
|
 |
 |
"LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS" - spaceporn in adoption agency lobby |
11/01/25 |
(25) |
 |
 |
Kid and I just got back from zoo and now were playing stinky red babboon bottoms |
11/01/25 |
(209) |
 |
 |
The elite are just taunting us at this point |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
The new Chase sapphire reserve benefits have activated |
11/01/25 |
(48) |
 |
 |
Just learned how to play “Sir Duke” by Stevie Wonder on bass. Rate me. |
11/01/25 |
(18) |
 |
 |
Gladiator II but it's SP battling a bunch of random biglawyers and pumo baboons |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
Russia tells Ukraine it has the corpses of 40k Hahols ready for pickup |
11/01/25 |
(17) |
 |
 |
Trump Deficit 'blowing out faster than Benzo's fuckhole' (CNBC) |
11/01/25 |
(10) |
 |
 |
*Spaceporn Jr spreads butthole* “I’m an FBI Agent *whole hellroom laughs* |
11/01/25 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Why don't more people retire early? 55 and under? |
11/01/25 |
(125) |
 |
 |
SP jr, sobbing, dressed as 🦃 for SP's annual "trot & stuff" game |
11/01/25 |
(22) |
 |
 |
Spaceporn frantically shoving hotdogs into shredder as CPS kicks in his door |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
11/01/25 |
(373) |
 |
 |
My life is essentially OVER in my mid-40s |
11/01/25 |
(75) |
 |
 |
Just put an offer on this Calabasas home (Chandler) |
11/01/25 |
(44) |
 |
 |
Kasich running out of Spaceporn's playroom: "Man, that was some disturbing stuff |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Whats the deal with everyone and roman numeral tattoos? |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
BLOOD WHEN I FART, and you're to blame. Playroom hotdog squanch game. |
11/01/25 |
(83) |
 |
 |
Chris Brown given the MacArthur Fellowship |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
JD Vance frantically calling ICE about his wife Usha |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
SPAGHETTI SICKO BUSTED: RICHMOND LAWYER’S TWISTED TALE UNRAVELS (NY Post) |
11/01/25 |
(19) |
 |
 |
*Chris Hansen voice* "He calls them 'little cheese pizza play dates' " |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
about to watch The Right Stuff - fuck libs!! |
11/01/25 |
(16) |
 |
 |
diarrhea enthusiast tp |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
MAGA: “LOL Trump’s cutting SNAP!” Also MAGA: “Why’s my food stamp card |
11/01/25 |
(12) |
 |
 |
but seriously, this girl's boobs are WAY too big for her thin frame |
11/01/25 |
(12) |
 |
 |
What is a reasonable price for having old home rewired (from cloth wiring) |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
JD: "Usha tricked me into marriage, she's part of a Scam Center gang" |
11/01/25 |
(6) |
 |
 |
SP waiving Korean adoption paperwork at CPS: “READ THE FINE PRINT” |
11/01/25 |
(44) |
 |
 |
spaceporn holding up "defund CPS" sign |
11/01/25 |
(84) |
 |
 |
Spaceprawn, CPS call again. Kid still breeding when you drop him at school |
11/01/25 |
(14) |
 |
 |
Tariffs Fixing Inflation & Bringing Prices Down- Suck It Libs (CNBC) |
11/01/25 |
(14) |
 |
 |
45, not 40, is the real cliff fall into middle age |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
"Uh, another boy being raped.." (spaceporn taking Rorschach test) |
11/01/25 |
(147) |
 |
 |
spaceporn if ur NOT a pedo why did you disable the lil cheese pizza thread? |
11/01/25 |
(40) |
 |
 |
Spaceprawn! I say Grill Bacon! Do someting other than squanch for once! |
11/01/25 |
(47) |
 |
 |
Spaceprawn! Stop dereeting threads and get warranty for kid this time! |
11/01/25 |
(32) |
 |
 |
rate this guy's video about Big Trouble in Little China |
11/01/25 |
(4) |
 |
 |
Zelda Wind Waker sucks, it's a tedious game. |
11/01/25 |
(12) |
 |
 |
whok chased prestige instead of kindness in the end |
11/01/25 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Richmond Public Library defends “Cheese Pizza Story Time” |
11/01/25 |
(11) |
 |
 |
spaceporn cracks open door of playroom, holding jumper cables, "yeah, what?" |
11/01/25 |
(33) |
 |
 |
JD and Erika are already fucking, right? |
11/01/25 |
(47) |
 |
 |
Half-Life 3 is still expected to be better than any game released since HL2 |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Jaws theme plays as Spaceporn tiptoes down corridor at 2am |
11/01/25 |
(70) |
 |
 |
I really want to have sex with this Mexican girl. Would let in 100M illegals to |
11/01/25 |
(4) |
 |
 |
*SPjr standing behind SP blinking "CLOWNRAPE" in Morse code to cops at door |
11/01/25 |
(42) |
 |
 |
told guy at WaWa to 'blow it out his ass' |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
$4k MacBook Pro died after four years wtf |
11/01/25 |
(32) |
 |
 |
Found JCM’s boyfriend |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Had a great childhood, I never call my parents |
11/01/25 |
(18) |
 |
 |
Oh Malk, you rike ah my Harroween costume? |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
Compare big boobs versus skinny girl |
11/01/25 |
(4) |
 |
 |
USS Nimitz to be refurbished as offshore greyhound track USS Gambling Island (NY |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
Pretend I'm 50. How to watch game 7 if I don't have cable TV? |
11/01/25 |
(23) |
 |
 |
Xbox Surrenders the Console War - Next-Gen Console Watch |
11/01/25 |
(25) |
 |
 |
at Emroch, we update our website for Halloween |
11/01/25 |
(8) |
 |
 |
Art the Clown from Terrifier fleeing sp’s playroom with “scared” mime face |
11/01/25 |
(31) |
 |
 |
Clemson is 3-5 after home loss to Duke lol Dabo done here |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Freddy Kreuger having terrifying nightmares of Spaceporn and the playroom hotdog |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Spaceporn asking for the menu @ Center for Missing & Exploited Children |
11/01/25 |
(253) |
 |
 |
Clown squancher slowly slurping bar spaghetti while unblinkingly staring at you |
11/01/25 |
(11) |
 |
 |
spaceborn jr blinking S Q U A U N C H in morse code during CPS visit |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
SPjr blinking out "S ... O ... S ... S ... O ... S" during zoom class session |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
*sp blinking his eyes like a parkinsons patient as he orders a cheese pizza* |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
catholics are obsessed with buttholes |
11/01/25 |
(10) |
 |
 |
"Ah, ah dolce vita!" whispered Mainlining as he sips Olive Garden house wine |
11/01/25 |
(51) |
 |
 |
"Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Alright but I'm still gonna need you to acknowledge Kant." |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Rate Dinesh D'souza's Rationale for why Indians are coming to USA |
11/01/25 |
(4) |
 |
 |
"uh, another philosopher being fisted" (Foucault taking Rorschach test) |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
have the snap riots started yet? |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
Up$et City this weekend for CFB…..look out frauds |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
What’s the worst thing Mamdani can do to billionaires as a City mayor? |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
lol @ this jeet food delivery delivery cyclist drowning in NYC's floods (video) |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
"Up your butt, sir?" TT: "My ass ain't gonna fuck itself" |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
Just put in an offer on this 5 y/o North Korean boy (Christopher L. Spinelli) |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
The similarities between nyuug and this neurotic jew just take your breath away |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Vivek Ramaswamy isn't gonna just be a Governor, he's THE Governor of THE Ohio St |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
SP here. Thanks. |
11/01/25 |
(23) |
 |
 |
NSAM promised to post my real name to xo earlier, what’s the holdup up lil guy |
11/01/25 |
(4) |
 |
 |
I sentence you to life in THE Ohio State Penitentiary |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
"Tit fuck me and shoot ropes of cum on my lips." (Whok) |
11/01/25 |
(15) |
 |
 |
Jfc Kanye and Kim’s kid is hideously ugly |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
My daughter gives me the strength to go on in this world. |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Squanch Squanch Squanchin on heaven's door |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
who let the dogs out? |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
almost drove around to buy chicken nuggets today |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
xo is definitely majority brown now. |
11/01/25 |
(6) |
 |
 |
so many two loss cfb teams lol |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Female sexuality is a monstrous abomination |
11/01/25 |
(19) |
 |
 |
Gorgeous VIVEK is a Great Fan of THE Ohio State Univ Ball games |
11/01/25 |
(8) |
 |
 |
Would you rather have EPAH or Spaceporn as your father? |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
i'm a Gnostic Calvinist btw |
11/01/25 |
(26) |
 |
 |
Is big boobs a good trait to have in a woman? |
11/01/25 |
(19) |
 |
 |
zoomers a bunch of weird ethnic shut in virgins watching porn of white people |
11/01/25 |
(13) |
 |
 |
Ricky is cucking Redditor girlfriends |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Lynn Conway dumped Gujjerreddit as best man after gujjereddit came out as gay |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
half my life has been wasted online |
11/01/25 |
(16) |
 |
 |
Thee you on a diapered nite. |
11/01/25 |
(11) |
 |
 |
keep cooking, stay goated, never be mid, fr go hard and rizz up that knowledge |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
A pathologically narcissistic jew with negative body image and low self esteem |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Just put an offer on this Calabasas home (pumo) |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
Juan Battle After Another |
11/01/25 |
(32) |
 |
 |
Real Truth: Sandusky used to buttfuck and suck Paterno, too |
11/01/25 |
(30) |
 |
 |
Penn State PedoFaggots crying, wailing for Joe Paterno statue |
11/01/25 |
(15) |
 |
 |
zoomers are nonwhite & use strange grammatical constructions |
11/01/25 |
(6) |
 |
 |
some of the usernames that are taken on most sites are insane |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Rate these SNAP restaurant ads that black people are falling for |
11/01/25 |
(29) |
 |
 |
I don't care what XO says, I love big women |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
Picture all pregnant women lying there with legs up so the cum doesn't drain out |
11/01/25 |
(7) |
 |
 |
What will Benzo do for food without his food stamps? Dumpster diving? |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
dodgers are EXTREMELY lucky |
11/01/25 |
(43) |
 |
 |
Under Trump, Becoming a U.S. Citizen Gets Harder |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
doodikoff Lost the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th Gens |
11/01/25 |
(4) |
 |
 |
Your kids complaining, “Our Bonus Dad lets us watch R-rated movies!” |
11/01/25 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Hey Jared it's Saturday for fuck's sake. Log off little buddy |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Wife used to make family photo albums. Just looked at some. Wow. |
11/01/25 |
(9) |
 |
 |
so everything is downstream of jews no longer being driven out |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
“Let’s make the situation everyone blames us for even worse” (Trump) |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Powers Boothe's death coincides with disappearance of a half dozen poasters |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
Trump Supporters get the Last Laugh as His Signature NFTs Triple in Value (link) |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Clash of the Titans is actually a pretty cool movie |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Helen of Troy: "is a thousand ships a lot?" |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
Wife got me an escort for my birthday |
11/01/25 |
(6) |
 |
 |
Son got suspended from school for calling them the "Cleveland Retardians" |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
What will happen to the late 30s single women who still want kids? |
11/01/25 |
(99) |
 |
 |
Chai Vang is an American HERO |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Friend is a schizophrenic crack addict who is dating UT sorority girl, obj 7 |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Millions Who Deposited $149 to Pre-order Gold Trump Phone Left in Limbo (link) |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Bobby Jindal's 3 100% Turd Kids: Selia Elizabeth, Shaan Robert, Slade Ryan |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
RSF's reddit account reveals deep psychosis, severe mental derangement |
11/01/25 |
(12) |
 |
 |
The obese heeb thinks expensive jewelry will compensate for his pear-shaped body |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Chase benefits |
11/01/25 |
(5) |
 |
 |
One jewish poaster with 50 alts spams reddit and xo (flame, I made that up) |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Candace Owens is 1000x more influential than Nick Fuentes and Ben Shapiro |
11/01/25 |
(48) |
 |
 |
America is definitely majority brown now. |
11/01/25 |
(4) |
 |
 |
Liberals Once Again Proven Wrong, as Alcatraz Accepts First Inmates (FNC) |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
We Need to Rethink How We Think About the Holocaust (NYT) |
11/01/25 |
(7) |
 |
 |
Ohtani is gonna cost the Dodgers the World Series |
11/01/25 |
(42) |
 |
 |
So fucking tired of reading AI slop everywhere. It's inescapable |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
Life hack: stay one console gen behind |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
Longing to see if jshad returned is the only reason I get up in the morning |
11/01/25 |
(2) |
 |
 |
My son is the only reason I get it up in the morning. |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
My daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning. |
11/01/25 |
(93) |
 |
 |
Candace Owens is 1000x more influential than RSF |
11/01/25 |
(1) |
 |
 |
TradCath MAGA icon Katie Miller humiliates libs on talk show (vid) |
11/01/25 |
(3) |
 |
 |
JUICE! JUICE! Screams Little Tommy as he plays Gunga Din with Uncle Pradeep |
11/01/25 |
(14) |
 |
 |
Oops I briefly lost sight of life's inherent absurdity & misery, better load XO |
11/01/25 |
(107) |
 |
 |
I've lost me joie de vivre. Is this a good website to help me regain it? |
11/01/25 |
(12) |
 |
 |
protip: drop 1 milky way (fun size) into coffee |
11/01/25 |
(18) |