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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: And still cleaning up the mess! | 10/20/19 | (339) |
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2019 World Series game 1: ASTROS vs. NATIONALS. |
10/22/19 |
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absolutely fucking insane that we dont kill ppl with late stage alzheimers |
10/22/19 |
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Reminder: NO impeachment, YES wall, NO daca, YES Muslim ban, NO new taxes |
10/22/19 |
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Summon DBG: rate the snacks provided at my wife's goy friend's party. |
10/22/19 |
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is it EVER okay to ask out someone via text |
10/22/19 |
(31) |
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Juan Soto is a dumb nig |
10/22/19 |
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So what exactly is the jews plan for the mormons? |
10/22/19 |
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whok, ITT I rate you as a track off Lest We Forget (pf) |
10/22/19 |
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Feminist bridge in Florida collapses and kills 6 people |
10/22/19 |
(24) |
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Wait there are actually "Nationals" fans & it isn't some weird transient thing? |
10/22/19 |
(36) |
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say "Tired" out loud...two syllables or one |
10/22/19 |
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wait Mitt Romney is a senator from Utah?? Thought he was from Mass or Cali? |
10/22/19 |
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How many people have UMia football players killed since program started? |
10/22/19 |
(2) |
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is BIGLAW losing its prestige? |
10/22/19 |
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China state tv doesn't air NBA opening night games |
10/22/19 |
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I ain't no ways tired |
10/22/19 |
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Donald Trump's Daddy was arrest at KKK rally? |
10/22/19 |
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Libs trying to cause a stir before the World Series |
10/22/19 |
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Some glitch: jj redick is not only still in NBA at 35 but coming off best season |
10/22/19 |
(2) |
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Why has XO soured so much on Austin? |
10/22/19 |
(44) |
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Your poasting career examined by newspapers in major American cities (link) |
10/22/19 |
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I went to an Expos home game and it was depressing |
10/22/19 |
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California is worth avoiding at all costs if you want to stay sane |
10/22/19 |
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lol at my loser uncle bill - lol just lol |
10/22/19 |
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Baseball is dead |
10/22/19 |
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Quebec Nordiques Hockey |
10/22/19 |
(2) |
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REMINDER: Literally no GM would now take Mike TTTrouttt over Bryce Harper |
10/22/19 |
(19) |
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REMINDER: Bryce > Trout |
10/22/19 |
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BREAKING: Bryce Harper to the Phillies |
10/22/19 |
(86) |
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Astros junior exec goes on pro-women beating tirade after WS clinch |
10/22/19 |
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Any doubt that Bryce Harper will surpass Trout this year? |
10/22/19 |
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Bryce Harper: .219/.370/.432, with 1.7K/BB and 0.3 bWAR. $330M for 13 years |
10/22/19 |
(12) |
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So Trump just freed 10,000 ISIS fighters in Syria? |
10/22/19 |
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what's happening to Warren? (part 2) |
10/22/19 |
(3) |
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Joker 'augmented reality' app for iPhone lets you 'kill' & humiliate ur enemies |
10/22/19 |
(3) |
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Montreal Expos Baseball |
10/22/19 |
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AOC says hit her in her DM |
10/22/19 |
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Nationals should have kept the color scheme of the Expos |
10/22/19 |
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dis nigga altoove is only 5'4"? |
10/22/19 |
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Tennessee commissioner to white men: "Wake up. We got a queer running for POTUS" |
10/22/19 |
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"Handprint" : a new Kickstarter campaign |
10/22/19 |
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XOCHECK! (video pans over fetid apartment) |
10/22/19 |
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only 7 senators are a "NO" on removal (link) |
10/22/19 |
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As Homelessness Surges in California, So Does a Backlash [NYT] |
10/22/19 |
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Attn James Joyce this NYC shrew has a "poop stool" in her bathroom (video) |
10/22/19 |
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what were considered "pimp colors" in your middle school |
10/22/19 |
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Most "instagram influencers" I've met have received massive PI payouts |
10/22/19 |
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lol @ this IRL N-threading at UConn |
10/22/19 |
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"U guys like to shit in ur drinking water? What if I give u $400mm?" (Bill Gates |
10/22/19 |
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🚨 Provigil (the official xo drug) class action 🚨 |
10/22/19 |
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Lmfao wait NBA opened season today?? Jfc |
10/22/19 |
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$2.4B Scooter rental company Lime will lose $300M on $400M of revenue this year |
10/22/19 |
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LJL at ** 50-year old ** GREEN DAY singer angrily stomping around stage |
10/22/19 |
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Wife got a flu shot 2 weeks ago, she can't lift her arm anymore |
10/22/19 |
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Tranny sues over Muslim lady refusing to wax her balls on religious grounds |
10/22/19 |
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Army just contracted w/ Blink 182's Tom DeLong to study alien technology |
10/22/19 |
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letting you all in on a secret, Armodafinil + Weed is unfuckingfair ywia |
10/22/19 |
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my parents once tried to set me up with this girl from india |
10/22/19 |
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Rate this fireplace (MND and TMF) |
10/22/19 |
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If you don't win today, you won't win tomorrow. |
10/22/19 |
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Trying to convince my wife to move to the Jersey shore. Cr? |
10/22/19 |
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Remember when WLMAS used to post around the clock? |
10/22/19 |
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Couldn't believe what I saw. This dude had a ball and jumped really high |
10/22/19 |
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Ernst & Young made female execs attend a seminar on their dumb pancake brains |
10/22/19 |
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bros pregnant black wife is in labor! she's already called the dr some bad words |
10/22/19 |
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Henry Aaron admits he's broke as fuck, a loser, non-professional, no 401k (link) |
10/22/19 |
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masturbation is actually much better than sex |
10/22/19 |
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is phineasgage still around |
10/22/19 |
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diarrhea literally exploding out of yr asshole |
10/22/19 |
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I finally finished my $45k tinyhouse on wheels this weekend! Taking Qs and abuse |
10/22/19 |
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scheduled to go out to LA friday to fuck stripper, do coke. taking Q |
10/22/19 |
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impossible to overstate how bad women are at anything spatial |
10/22/19 |
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CAGE THESE FUCKING NIGGERS |
10/22/19 |
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Thank you xoxo for validating my self-loathing mental illness |
10/22/19 |
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Never thought this wld happen to me, but I met this chick on SA and fell for her |
10/22/19 |
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LOOK AT ME I AM JAG THE DOCTOR AND I HOOK UP WITH WHITE WOMEN |
10/22/19 |
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I have to say the new Star Wars trailer looks way better than the Last Jedi |
10/22/19 |
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just submitted fictitious tax documents for a (((loan))) |
10/22/19 |
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Oh man this guy is crazy good at bouncing a ball while running |
10/22/19 |
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Unelected bureaucrat with ginned up credentials says duly elected POTUS is unfit |
10/22/19 |
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Gotta move fast to get a moniker this good |
10/22/19 |
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really enjoying Consuelas 3rd and final act as GOY SUPERSTAR tp |
10/22/19 |
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Joe Biden: "Daryl Morey is an idiot" |
10/22/19 |
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US paper of record reports that US must enrich foreigners at own expense (link) |
10/22/19 |
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soupy chunky cum |
10/22/19 |
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Credited small bag to on vacation to a city? |
10/22/19 |
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Der Golem (1920) is actually a pretty good film |
10/22/19 |
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Hillary machine slowly and steadily destroying all competitors |
10/22/19 |
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do the "beastie boys" have any cultural relevance now |
10/22/19 |
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A certain kind of "chill" White Nationalism and Anti-Semetism... |
10/22/19 |
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CharlesXII here, taking specific suggestions for stuff to see in JAPAN |
10/22/19 |
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1st female spacewalk ends in space fungus contamination. Entire ISS at risk |
10/22/19 |
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Teleportation as a device in sci-fi really strains credibility |
10/22/19 |
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I WANT TO GET DICKED DOWN BY A LARGE AFRICAN NIGGER |
10/22/19 |
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How to establish asking a girl for drinks is a "date" and not friendly? |
10/22/19 |
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pathetic things you do during the workday |
10/22/19 |
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Man with Alzheimer's forgets he has Alzheimer's, remembers everything |
10/22/19 |
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I'm a woman of color and of SIZE and no-one respects me |
10/22/19 |
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Why is cocaine use so rampant among dorky faggot lawyers at the office? |
10/22/19 |
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16 millennials have $100,000 saved |
10/22/19 |
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NYTimes: How to Propose an Open Relationship |
10/22/19 |
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NIGGER APES BELONG IN CAGES |
10/22/19 |
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Guy cutting my hair today got a physics BA/MA from university of Chicago |
10/22/19 |
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The new Watchmen show on HBO is canon |
10/22/19 |
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Doodikoff on CNN explaining difference b/w 'bama bangs and aspie bowlcut |
10/22/19 |
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Lol wtf watchmen is about black heroes hunting white supremacists |
10/22/19 |
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is olivia munn supposed to be attractive or something |
10/22/19 |
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colt rolling out of bed at 3am to Google "are bama bangs the same thing as bowlc |
10/22/19 |
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spotted successful shitlawyers wife online looking for something casual |
10/22/19 |
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Just came down off coke. A thought occurred to me |
10/22/19 |
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22 year old guy here. feels like life is over. |
10/22/19 |
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fuck i have to root for the astros. |
10/22/19 |
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an im comin in here fighting all these thangs: ageism, SIZE |
10/22/19 |
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Dave Ramsey counsels a BIGLAW LITIGATOR |
10/22/19 |
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Will this Book help me get RICH |
10/22/19 |
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Anxious Democratic Establishment Asks, ‘Is There Anybody Else?’ [NYT] |
10/22/19 |
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1/6 millennials have $100,000 saved |
10/22/19 |
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anyone i knew who was into The West Wing was a total weenie |
10/22/19 |
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I’m trying to get out of wars. We may have to get in wars, too. OK? |
10/22/19 |
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wife of 6 yrs told me she's trans and identifies as a gay man |
10/22/19 |
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"Our next Fox guest is a lawyer known online as AssFaggot." "thanks Tucker |
10/22/19 |
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PSA 4 LIBS:Chances of Trump killed by a meteorite > Chances of Trump impeached. |
10/22/19 |
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Mitt Romney had secret burner twitter, "Pierre Delecto" |
10/22/19 |
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About to hit a girl with dat "please respond" |
10/22/19 |
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what in the goddam CPAP is going on in here? |
10/22/19 |
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Scientists have successfully taught rats to drive cars (link) |
10/22/19 |
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NYT and NBC: getting nervous about Durham probe |
10/22/19 |
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Question on "West Wing" season 7 |
10/22/19 |
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'was it the cpap? honestly just forgot i had it on. usually dont wear it to bars |
10/22/19 |
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'listen babe, stop fighting me on this: i'm gay.' |
10/22/19 |
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why did joker movie use that gary glitter song? was it just to piss off libs? |
10/22/19 |
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im gay |
10/22/19 |
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'does somebody have their cpap on? pls mute' (of counsel on conf call) |
10/22/19 |
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Not sure why Star Wars isn't connecting w/ larger audience--pic of creative team |
10/22/19 |
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who the fuck is this Lily Singh acting like we've never seen an Indian bitch bef |
10/22/19 |
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Astros in 4 |
10/22/19 |
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Chinamen spearheading campaign against Affirmative Action in WA state |
10/22/19 |
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FuckinGravens |
10/22/19 |
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CharlesXII, Krampus, any NON-nyuug: Recommendations for Seoul visit? |
10/22/19 |
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Exit bag hack: hook up CPAP to tailpipe of running car |
10/22/19 |
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'Oh... The garage is that way.' (jim_kelly's wife to a timid jr associate) |
10/22/19 |
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Andrea Anaconda transitioning back to male (link) |
10/22/19 |
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3 of my married dad friends are coming over to play smash bros tonight |
10/22/19 |
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it's a-me, giuseppe. |
10/22/19 |
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Hey, *sits on chair backwards* it looks like you have an ad blocker installed, |
10/22/19 |
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unlikable alcoholic emotionally unavailable misogynist tp |
10/22/19 |
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Hey! We noticed that you left some items in your cart |
10/22/19 |
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lol @ this fat marathon-cheater shrew |
10/22/19 |
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WeWork's founder ((Adam Neumann)) is 1800000 GC flame |
10/22/19 |
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Reminder: if you smoke cigs and are tatted up you have serious insecurity issues |
10/22/19 |
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