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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*turns on autoadmit* *nibbles on cinnamon roll* *argues daintily with other men* |
03/14/26 |
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Widow currently made $3.5M off husband dying in Iran |
03/14/26 |
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Post ITT if you’re still 100% die hard Trumpmo |
03/14/26 |
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Marathon Fandom is Liberal and UMC |
03/14/26 |
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Study: “Spoiled” children ace OCI at high rates and have higher incomes |
03/14/26 |
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If you have 1% risk of cancer in every body part doesn't that add up to 100%? |
03/14/26 |
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around what size does a woman go from BBW to SSBBW |
03/14/26 |
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
03/14/26 |
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JJC claiming to neg a girl for getting her MBA from UCLA |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
03/14/26 |
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How to self-actualize fastly |
03/14/26 |
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Lib here. Seeing Huckabee behave like an agent of Israel finally blackpilled me |
03/14/26 |
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Alcaraz loses in semis AGAIN. "Oh but no parity" dbg lisped |
03/14/26 |
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If you still support Trump buy this yard sign |
03/14/26 |
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Carl Sagan demonstrating Cliques bouncing off each other w/ balls on pool table |
03/14/26 |
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Tiktokers providing Iran with location of Israel's nukes, lmao |
03/14/26 |
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Rate this big booty BBW |
03/14/26 |
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I mean yeah Becky he HAS a backlog, but he's like totally aware and working on i |
03/14/26 |
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Summer Associate keeps calling of counsels "Cooked Uncs" |
03/14/26 |
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Cummed prematurely with BBW *twice* last night brothers. |
03/14/26 |
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Something happened to Netanyahu |
03/14/26 |
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How TF is it Pi Day ‘26 already, Christmas tree still looks great at least |
03/14/26 |
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Trump to Europe: "Sends destroyers; we can't do this be ourselves." |
03/14/26 |
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When I blank bump a poast from a decade ago: "What we do now echoes in eternity" |
03/14/26 |
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hypo: objective 10 gf but she can only communicate thru autistic arm flapping |
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How many "totally not racist" whites Curate a whites-only existence |
03/14/26 |
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OYT has prey eyes |
03/14/26 |
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Prodigy - Voodoo People.mp3 |
03/14/26 |
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9th circuit rules that nude all-womens korean spa must allow flopping penises |
03/14/26 |
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Trump admitting defeat |
03/14/26 |
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It's not how much you make; it's how much you save. 🤔 |
03/14/26 |
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Just dumped everything into bonds after boOr invested in QQQ |
03/14/26 |
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Is anyone else unapologetically rooting for Iran? |
03/14/26 |
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What % of you monthly income goes to housing? |
03/14/26 |
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No flame, there's Pokemon porn itt. Yes. That's a thing. (Pics) |
03/14/26 |
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An NBA player scored 83 pts this week and nobody cared lmfao |
03/14/26 |
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"We have to protect our capital!" ".. You mean the capitol?" "No" |
03/14/26 |
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The entire world is laughing at trump |
03/14/26 |
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October 9th, 2003: The first time I sucked Chandler's cute little cock. |
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Vivek getting BTFO in Ohio |
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"This used to be a claw board," lob friend sighed |
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Richard Feynman eviscerates shitlibs |
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Rate these peaceful springtime pastures |
03/14/26 |
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Never read anything George RR Martin but “A Dream of Spring” is a 180 title |
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I kind of like being abused and humiliated. |
03/14/26 |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
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84% of Republicans support the Iran War, 86% of Dems oppose it |
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Most influential modern cyber-figure: Will Wright, Peter Molyneux, or Rachmiel? |
03/14/26 |
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Graham’s SAVE act Amendment would require voters to agree not to boycott Israe |
03/14/26 |
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“Prodigy” |
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Have you ever seen a biglaw partner or associate's wife embrace him like this? |
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You guys know that Frog and Toad were homosexual lovers right? |
03/14/26 |
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Try as he might, Trump has never succeeded in sending his enemies to jail |
03/14/26 |
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Me and MiG are doing a cross-country megachurch road trip (dark lex) |
03/14/26 |
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me and mig are starting a theology podcast where it's okay to say nigger |
03/14/26 |
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Netanyahu is most likely in Latin America and prepared to vanish like Pol Pot |
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Can't believe OYT still poasts here |
03/14/26 |
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Threatened into repeating it |
03/14/26 |
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gimme a break Becky, I mean like, he has Prey Eyes! |
03/14/26 |
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Netanyahu death rumors are a reverse psyop intended to bring him out of hiding |
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A Canadian statistics prof told me Iranians are less religious than Americans |
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Bolivia finally has a White POTUS and first family again |
03/14/26 |
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Oh, You have Prey Eyes? |
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Whok eating undigested froot loops out of bath house commode |
03/14/26 |
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Seems like everyone under 40 is wise to (((their))) tricks at this point |
03/14/26 |
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And we have all these lawyers folks, too many lawyers, JD tells me they swore an |
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Peterman was the runner up in the last Costa Rican presidential election |
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This South Sudanese girl got into MIT |
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The new trend will be Republicans claiming they were never aligned w/ Trump |
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NSAM was right about everything |
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Does economic theory perpetuate victim blaming and bullying |
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"in 2026, autoadmit will be the last remaining free speech site on the internet" |
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Jared Kushner is a dbl agent execute him |
03/14/26 |
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Proles demand "panko" on everything now |
03/14/26 |
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How long can Mojtaba go without making the appearance? |
03/14/26 |
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Bros the satanic demons are being exposed were going to win this |
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stand up look in mirror & shout, i DESERVE bbw ! |
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TPC Sawgrass looks like a SoCal golf course dropped into a swamp |
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Dupa here. Ready to take questions from anyone who wants to chat with me ITT. |
03/14/26 |
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I just swallowed a man's load for the first time |
03/14/26 |
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It the Iranian POTUS won't go on TV why does Netanyahu have to? |
03/14/26 |
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Is injury unavoidable with BBW? |
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Israel to US: We are critically low on missile interceptors |
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Ted Cruz: Saying “Christ is King” is antisemitic |
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Only poor guys enjoy BBWs |
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Denver had 4% growth rate for lawyers |
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God, Argo was such a shit movie |
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bloodacre putting jelly on a bbw's toes and licking them up |
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Cheated on dumb hot gf with HYP BBW taking Qs |
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Banging tinder BBW? Credited? |
03/14/26 |
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BTW who used to be our backdoor ally in Iran and our source of Intel? |
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Asmongold could kill marathon at any time |
03/14/26 |
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why are there still lawyers on XO? |
03/14/26 |
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Any employment lawyers here? |
03/14/26 |
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Sotomayor: Lawyering is a gift. Unhappy lawyers should go back |
03/14/26 |
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Why don't lawyers unionize? |
03/14/26 |
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You have a friend in Khameini |
03/14/26 |
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The Coudenhove-Kalergi plan |
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Unemployed Lawyers: Hie to SOUTH Dakota |
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Rap music is becoming 'unc'/old people-coded among younger people |
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Bros, I have an easy way to make money for lawyers |
03/14/26 |
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Any group of lawyers scummier than prosecutors? |
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Why does schizo jafar poast here if he hates all of us? |
03/14/26 |
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LAWYERS ARE SHIT PURE FUCKING SHIT WITHOUT COKE |
03/14/26 |
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The first day of spring is six days away 🌞 |
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Ugh, lawyers |
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Did Rudolph write the tagline for the New Christopher Nolan Odyssey movie? (link |
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This turdskin > 1 million lawyers in intellectual heft |
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This is by far the most Israel-owned administration of my lifetime |
03/14/26 |
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Israel to US: We are critically low on dreidels |
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Hung out with a bunch of lawyers from Ropes |
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Blackmail niggers matter! (to help me pull off my molestation heist) |
03/14/26 |
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Question for lawyers.. why do cases take so long that have been |
03/14/26 |
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Do lawyers always go for the most on contingency cases? |
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There's only ever really been one "secret" about any nuclear weapon design |
03/14/26 |
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Think of the Jewish children before you poast. |
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"Getting separated from my Web 1.0 message board soon" - Rachmiel many moons ago |
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an avalanche of whimsical 112 IQ shitposting tp |
03/14/26 |
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I don't believe he Netanyahu video was AI (NSAM) |
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Wonder how hard lawyers are trying to track plane passengers |
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The Romantic period of music never ended and it's (unironically) 180 |
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Black 🐾 Labradors 🐶 Matter! 🪽 |
03/14/26 |
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In retrospect, Peter Molyneux Did Nothing Wrong making Fable despite overpromise |
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/ 9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd6 00e.jpg |
03/14/26 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
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"And to think, they'll be lawyers! Ugh!" |
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Jimmy Carter, Seal, Heidi Klum discussing AIPAC at Batman premier (link) |
03/14/26 |
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Special delivery for Garfield tp, the Jennifer Love Hewitt U requested: |
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espresso sipping ITALIANS beating USA in BASEBALL |
03/14/26 |
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Luis’s Theme (melody of A Whole New World): 🎶 A rich inner world… 🌈 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
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Walking with AZN gf & Aslan gf: one set of footprints… |
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“The modern world is 180.” - GK Chesterton |
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pi day 2026 tp(s) |
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Have any shitlawyers tried to cash in on Saul Goodman schtick? |
03/14/26 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
03/14/26 |
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Shinzo Abe “see you space cowboy” meme except KamalaSexy tp 🪽🪽🪽 |
03/14/26 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
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CS Lewis’s Abolition of Man ASMR is Japan’s most watched 2025 video (link) |
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My mom and dad, who are Jewish, |
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Japanese anime based on Camp of the Saints: “Camp of the Sheepdogs” (link): |
03/14/26 |
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https://giphy.com/gifs/perfect-l oops-557jCRnDBXHTQWnpnJ tp (the_pikachu.surfing) |
03/14/26 |
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it's a good thing the bar exists to prevent unethical lawyers |
03/14/26 |
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PSA - buddy of mine manages an Olive Garden |
03/14/26 |
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Buddy of mine has vintage blackberry as convo starter, resembles Paul Walker |
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Buddy of mine spent 2 years in the mailroom, now runs half of EPCOT |
03/14/26 |
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Amazed at how accepting lawyers are of their shitty QOL |
03/14/26 |
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rachmiel, you've been suspiciously quiet about Autoadmit 2.0 |
03/14/26 |
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No military had ess combat experience than North Korea until now |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
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