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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
06/03/26 |
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BAM! You wake up naked in the street in 1787. How to survive? |
06/03/26 |
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Hypo: you travel back in time with nothing but two mega-jars of Costco ibuprofen |
06/03/26 |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
06/03/26 |
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Homos: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE |
06/03/26 |
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The Epstein thing proves once and for all the world is controlled by pedos |
06/03/26 |
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Question about European feudalism. |
06/03/26 |
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Does anyone who exercises have DEPRESSION or is it only in sedentary? |
06/03/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
06/03/26 |
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i like women's fat bodies, always have |
06/03/26 |
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i woke up and chose violence today |
06/03/26 |
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*your son eating cat food* "Dad, why can't we be nocoiners?" |
06/03/26 |
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"I'm currently out of the office collecting Pokemon" |
06/03/26 |
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https://www.rotoscopers.com/wp-c
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06/03/26 |
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This Ed Zitron guy is laughably stupid |
06/03/26 |
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AI has DECODED animal language |
06/03/26 |
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I feel deeply inspired by ZoZo’s witty insightful even surreal “poasting” |
06/03/26 |
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Going Asian & Going Aslan meeting in the Interstellar bookcase realm (link) |
06/03/26 |
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Iran extends an olive branch - link |
06/03/26 |
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Is Autoadmit the greatest achievement of the Information Age? |
06/03/26 |
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
06/03/26 |
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Tried to match this chick's sexual energy on texting & she blocked me |
06/03/26 |
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TFW no Amy Coney Barrett mommy gf gently encouraging poast quality over quantity |
06/03/26 |
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crazy taxi the video game |
06/03/26 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
06/03/26 |
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How many people actually care about the Autoadmit.com plot lines? |
06/03/26 |
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Dare I blank bump a poast? The Love Song of J Alfred Pumo |
06/03/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive 🐾” during ZoZo server outages (li |
06/03/26 |
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"You're my real gold medal" Rachmiel tells you as he pulls the plug on XO server |
06/03/26 |
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Wow so rachmiel was right about everything? Web 1.0 minimalism tp |
06/03/26 |
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a bunch of ex mossad kikes are tracking me here not flame |
06/03/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
06/03/26 |
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LOL OH BOY AM I MAKING SOME ENEMIES IRL TODAY |
06/03/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
06/03/26 |
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As much as I act like I want to forget it I still wish for you at eleven-eleven |
06/03/26 |
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So let me get this straight. Trump is going into second term with Nobel Prize |
06/03/26 |
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XO looks the same as pr allaire in the 90s |
06/03/26 |
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We live in a beautiful world / Yeah we do yeah we do / We live in a beautiful... |
06/03/26 |
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DONT PANIC...the fundamentals are strong, it will be fine |
06/03/26 |
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This dood in my Whatsapp group just hacks devices and makes them play Doom |
06/03/26 |
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Chart of average national gas prices since 1990 |
06/03/26 |
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Woman I hooked up with 3 years ago texted saying she is "withdrawing consent" |
06/03/26 |
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Lol American GDP is utter flame |
06/03/26 |
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What's the strangest animal you've seen someone brought to a dog park? |
06/03/26 |
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Reminder: Melinda gave 100s of millions to Bill's kids defeating parenting power |
06/03/26 |
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ETH < $1800 |
06/03/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
06/03/26 |
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My Whatsapp group with AI devs includes an actual IRL ANTIFA leader |
06/03/26 |
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The bort deserves an honorable death, not this slow bleed |
06/03/26 |
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Michelangelo eating chicken parm and fettuccine Alfredo with the Medicis |
06/03/26 |
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On the Server Hampster's Secret Service |
06/03/26 |
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MTP and turboquant: overhyped and TTT |
06/03/26 |
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Sometimes I think about the Allaire guys who wrote our forum software |
06/03/26 |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
06/03/26 |
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AAA Poaster tp |
06/03/26 |
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brain matured on XO, don't know how to talk to people normally online |
06/03/26 |
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ITT we paste entries from our 2004 LiveJournals |
06/03/26 |
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Should I send my mom to MD Anderson for a second opinion |
06/03/26 |
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not now mom I'm externalizing my rich inner world with online men |
06/03/26 |
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Black Sabbath: Children of the Gravens |
06/03/26 |
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Companionship with other men through words on a screen. |
06/03/26 |
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latest scam on XO: AAA poasters pretending to be new poaster, first day here |
06/03/26 |
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Crypto doing great as usual |
06/03/26 |
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Ethereally life-affirming music is not a hobby it is a lifestyle |
06/03/26 |
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Is Judy Greer attractive? I can't decide. I think she is. But I |
06/03/26 |
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When a man has nothing left to be proud of, he takes pride in his ethnicity |
06/03/26 |
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Question regarding Asian Pussy |
06/03/26 |
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My butler just told me the board was loading fast now |
06/03/26 |
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A Thread Whose Time Has Come |
06/03/26 |
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Black cock. Receptive anal. No condom. |
06/03/26 |
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Can’t believe the Squancher is still sinisterly prowling and prancing about |
06/03/26 |
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Dominos Pizza shitting on new woke God of War PS5 game |
06/03/26 |
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They ask me what I poast and who I poast it fo |
06/03/26 |
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Maximum Penetration Achieved |
06/03/26 |
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"One Birmingham man's quest to prove AI generated prose can be true Art" |
06/03/26 |
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Judy Greer would be a 180 gf |
06/03/26 |
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better poster: J Dilla or Ricky or Freddy Kugel? |
06/03/26 |
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Sometimes I feel like my only friend, is website I poast on, the forum of zozo |
06/03/26 |
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Just copped a 6000 Blackwell Pro. Which llm to install first? |
06/03/26 |
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want to hide from world & eat fetuccini alfredo all day |
06/03/26 |
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5:20am, just ate an entire frozen mushroom alfredo pizza |
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video of Black man who killed Pava the B'more tech startup chick |
06/03/26 |
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what if women could only say their names like Pokemon? |
06/03/26 |
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Spaceporn is 180 |
06/03/26 |
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Using any Microsoft product right now = utter agony |
06/03/26 |
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Having sex with your sister in law is completely deranged, right? |
06/03/26 |
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wife wants to try “Alfred Plea play” in bed. wtf is this? |
06/03/26 |
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SBF didnt commit any crimes & is doing 25 years so establishment "looks good" |
06/03/26 |
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Italy has a new girl pole vaulter: Maria-Roberta Gherca |
06/03/26 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
06/03/26 |
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I like pleasure spiked with pain, and xo is my Frutiger Aeroplane |
06/03/26 |
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you know when you're eating chicken alfredo @ an italian cafe |
06/03/26 |
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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off |
06/03/26 |
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got fucked up and bought a sealed copy of Castlevania for $700 |
06/03/26 |
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Computer program reinforcing my beliefs every day for 30 years |
06/03/26 |
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Golden retriever friend prefers Hallbark channel movies |
06/03/26 |
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Gave my zoomer gf a LEGO reconstruction of her Stardew Valley homestead |
06/03/26 |
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Ricky, check out calliope. Its an italian zara |
06/03/26 |
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Someone stole my XO account in the mail and poasted endless gay retarded |
06/03/26 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
06/03/26 |
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is anybody gonna check these dubs or what |
06/03/26 |
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The last scene The Dark Knight when Alfred and Bruce Wayne nod at each in cafe |
06/03/26 |
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who is the poster 'alfredo'? |
06/03/26 |
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what goes well with pasta alfredo? |
06/03/26 |
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evil AND retarded |
06/03/26 |
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Tennismos why are 90% of girl tennis broads slavs? |
06/03/26 |
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Is Kristin Kavallari the quintessential embodiment of a "Hot Chick"? |
06/03/26 |
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homosexual thoughts triggering a powerful erection followed by ejaculation |
06/03/26 |
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eating pussy is objectively more dangerous than Russian Roulette now |
06/03/26 |
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Just insulted a hot chick in the street today, she owned me after |
06/03/26 |
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having a gf or wife is now absurdly unprestigious |
06/03/26 |
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CBS is now run by a right wing bull dyke? |
06/03/26 |
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Chik-Fil-A has unlimited coffee refills |
06/03/26 |
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Spaceporn is emboldened to talk shit because gunneratttt is AWOL |
06/03/26 |
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What are your top Dexy's Midnight Runners songs |
06/03/26 |
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no one here will ever have a poast that gets 344,000 likes |
06/03/26 |
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So being “High T” just entails fucking fat ugly bitches? |
06/03/26 |
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Downfall of Jock Jams |
06/03/26 |
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Iran's so called media making ridiculous claims again |
06/03/26 |
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tommy 3 MORE birdshits die 'mountaineering' ljl |
06/03/26 |
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Why is there an Asian woman wearing knee pads on the Jock Jams album cover |
06/03/26 |
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Caretaker lounging on couch to Jock Jams v1 as ur dad cries for help from floor |
06/03/26 |
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The Revenant: Would you have fought for survival or given up? |
06/03/26 |
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Jock Jams Had Some Great Compilations |
06/03/26 |
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Ever walk into a bar right as one of the Jock Jams start playing |
06/03/26 |
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You listening to Jock Jams vol 1 before middle school basketball game |
06/03/26 |
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*loads Jock Jams on xo loud speakers* |
06/03/26 |
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Hey Libs, get ready for SCOTUS to rule on EPA vs. WV! *Cues up Jock Jams* |
06/03/26 |
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The “Jock Jams” CDs were successful because they explicitly acknowledged Cli |
06/03/26 |
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"AMERICA" IS A FUCKING FRAUD PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT |
06/03/26 |
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GOP is lucky Rahm Emanuel has such a jewy name and phenotype |
06/03/26 |
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THIS FUCKING FAGGOT FRAUD PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT COUNTRY |
06/03/26 |
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are these boobs too jiggly in this bikini? (video) |
06/03/26 |
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TT: have you considered taking Prozac? |
06/03/26 |
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god bless ai |
06/03/26 |
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Me: leaving off the last S for savings. You: paying full price. |
06/03/26 |
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everyone on this scam murder site needs to be outed |
06/03/26 |
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Tommy T haters=Resentful wagecuck husbands who can't admit they hate their lives |
06/03/26 |
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Don’t worry cons AIPAC will save you |
06/03/26 |
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Police are fucking stupid cocksuckers |
06/03/26 |
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THIS COUNTRY IS A FAGGOT FUCKING FRAUD |
06/03/26 |
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hot woc I know posts instagram pics of chicken alfredo |
06/03/26 |
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Olive Garden Chicken Alfredo is 180. I DEFY you to deny this |
06/03/26 |
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There's a drug called "neffy" named after bald dorks like Blake Neff |
06/03/26 |
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I FUCKING HATE THIS FAGGOT FUCKING FRAUD FUCK COUNTRY |
06/03/26 |
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J Alfred Prufrock scrolling through 2018 bumble profiles - "haha wow holy shit" |
06/03/26 |
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chickenalfredo tp |
06/03/26 |
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holy shit TT & Paralegal, yall ready for NBA finals?!?! (nyuug) |
06/03/26 |
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Alfred the Great would have been a prolific poaster. |
06/03/26 |
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how have they not done a Batman prequel about Alfred yet? |
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