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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I have FOUND A NEW JOB ALREADY (cucumbers) (penis in male asshole) |
07/23/26 |
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Ecclesiastes as the First Phenomenological Record of Life Under a God of Totalit |
07/23/26 |
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Autoadmit is gaiety-promoting as fuck |
07/23/26 |
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CERN | BERENSTEIN BEARS | FRUIT OF THE LOOM CORNUCOPIA |
07/23/26 |
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My sons don't have penises. Here's my penis. My penis is in the godhead. Penishe |
07/23/26 |
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CERN turned off the hardon collider and now it's "Chick-fil-A" again |
07/23/26 |
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The godhead physically contains evil within him (reductively) |
07/23/26 |
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The reductive physicalist godhead evilly demands child sacrifice for 6pack abs |
07/23/26 |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
07/23/26 |
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Should I rekindle things with blind gf? |
07/23/26 |
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Mandela Effect. FizzKidd was a male poaster |
07/23/26 |
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LJL. Russian soldier subhuman gets droned and you can see his beating heart |
07/23/26 |
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Third servicemember killed was a turdskin chick: |
07/23/26 |
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Burkina Faso POTUS: whites invented and built everything, nigs didnt do jack shi |
07/23/26 |
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Metaphysics is gay as fuck |
07/23/26 |
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NSAM Now Has ZOOMER EXGF Gathering Dirt On and in St T (RSF) |
07/23/26 |
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Going to my 170th Country tomorrow: São Tomé and Príncipe |
07/23/26 |
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There are almost definitely species in the galaxy who got AI a million years ago |
07/23/26 |
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Mod here. Sometimes I just delete poasts for fun. |
07/23/26 |
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China is now doing Frutiger Aero nostalgia (link) |
07/23/26 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
07/23/26 |
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Get a job, nigga! Go to work! |
07/23/26 |
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"Computer" is a feminine noun in Spanish. La computadora |
07/23/26 |
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George20 furiously researching alternate uses for “load-bearing” |
07/23/26 |
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What's genuinely the load-bearing structural architecture of xo? |
07/23/26 |
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Friends, my Maine Coon kitten will be arriving next Tuesday |
07/23/26 |
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The old and venerable XO writ of Blankus Bumpus |
07/23/26 |
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I said CONTAINS monkeys! |
07/23/26 |
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*ricky zonked out in a k-hole* luis: "u ever tried dark chocolate?" |
07/23/26 |
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*unfaithful WLRK partner fleeing MFH on dirt bike* |
07/23/26 |
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Machines have far surpassed human “intelligence” |
07/23/26 |
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libs closing in on ur stalling dirt bike. toronto unit swoops in on gyrocopter. |
07/23/26 |
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I said RESEMBLES theology |
07/23/26 |
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Some demons can only be removed by fasting |
07/23/26 |
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What does this pro dirt bike stunt BMX guy do after age 30? |
07/23/26 |
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ITT: bikini clad SWANUS (RSF) |
07/23/26 |
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Does anyone ride a dirt bike to biglaw? |
07/23/26 |
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For sale: gassed up dirt bike, never ridden |
07/23/26 |
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going pumo irl in your 40s cr? |
07/23/26 |
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Hey I'm BIGLAW lives matter hehe dirt bike raccoon so random hehe |
07/23/26 |
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*rach makes egregious boart change* *hears faint revving dirt bikes in distance* |
07/23/26 |
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Curfew is a great time to check out how fast you can get ur dirt bike going |
07/23/26 |
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*me and Luis fleeing Bay Area on matching purple dirt bikes* |
07/23/26 |
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Left work early on dirt bike |
07/23/26 |
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Sending an AI clip of you having sex w female celeb to ur wife and saying "Us" |
07/23/26 |
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Hey emilio need you to bump every thread containing the word Garfield |
07/23/26 |
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"Have you tried being a bear for her" "U mean being there for her?" "No, |
07/23/26 |
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No Agenda Host is riding cock in hell or playing harp with the angels. |
07/23/26 |
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Zelensky threatens Israel over US aid: "hands off our war chest" |
07/23/26 |
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POLL: take bus to cal state or chill w voltron crew? |
07/23/26 |
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'Ugh. Just grow a bear' 'u mean grow a beard?' 'No' she replied, 'I me |
07/23/26 |
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Wachtell partner filmed making out with associate in Bryant Park |
07/23/26 |
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Poastal Service - Such Great Height.mp4 tp |
07/23/26 |
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Not a big fan of dying to be honest. |
07/23/26 |
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luis is a sensitive artist |
07/23/26 |
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that sinking feeling when old moniker randomizes to your irl name and address |
07/23/26 |
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"Anyways, gotta go pumo!" *turns 360 degrees and walks away irl* |
07/23/26 |
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NSAM what is the point of having a firewall? |
07/23/26 |
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Luis & Ricky ranking their top 20 Boba Tea spots in the Central Valley |
07/23/26 |
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"I'm Brown and here are my Brown Thou-" "GARFIELD." |
07/23/26 |
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I'm a WLRK partner. I'm popular. |
07/23/26 |
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Cuban foodways have such rich deep indigenous and west african influences |
07/23/26 |
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I love all poasters equally |
07/23/26 |
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TBF was spiritually correct about Trump & Iran even if he wasnt technically corr |
07/23/26 |
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Thank you, computer. |
07/23/26 |
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Postal Service - Such Great Heights.mp4 tp |
07/23/26 |
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EA Sports. It's in the Godhead. |
07/23/26 |
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Luis do you shave or wax your taint? |
07/23/26 |
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Andy Garcia’s phenotype circa Godfather 3 has such rich deep Luis tp parallels |
07/23/26 |
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Questions of science, science and progress, did not speak as loud as my Heart... |
07/23/26 |
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who is spamming law poasts on my garfield message bort |
07/23/26 |
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Filipina adult daughter tp |
07/23/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
07/23/26 |
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watched some more recent SNL clips they were really bad |
07/23/26 |
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What drives someone to be a LinkedIn poaster |
07/23/26 |
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Redditor successfully shrinks his penis into an actual irl chode |
07/23/26 |
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God is gay in the godhead |
07/23/26 |
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AI SCIENITIST SAYS "LAYWERS ARE GONE" |
07/23/26 |
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All summer we just hurried / So come over, just be patient and don’t worry |
07/23/26 |
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TFW no hanbee Hapa Aussie city pop musician gf π£ |
07/23/26 |
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Politely listening to new features at Apple Store (2B used solely for XO poasts) |
07/23/26 |
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Unironically excited to compare notes w/ Oh, You Travel? (tp) re: Reality Awaits |
07/23/26 |
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pi pretty much controls my entire computer now |
07/23/26 |
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Herman Wouk is 102 years old and still alive |
07/23/26 |
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Colin Morikawa won at life (face card, fun job, cute dog, AZNhiking wife!) π |
07/23/26 |
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M. Night Shyamalan's family's pampered golden retriever tp |
07/23/26 |
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An alien world filled with nothing but golden retrievers, pianos, Alice Sara Ott |
07/23/26 |
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Lab friend: skeptic of Elder Scrolls 6; Golden friend: blind pre-orders GTA 6 |
07/23/26 |
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Golden retriever friend: Palm Sunday; Garfield friend: dreading Monday |
07/23/26 |
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Best recent spam topic? Garfield, Ducktales, or Saturn? |
07/23/26 |
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oh cool, psycho spammer bumping garfield threads tonight |
07/23/26 |
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TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf |
07/23/26 |
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Consuela, have you tried losing weight? |
07/23/26 |
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man buys CT House of Horrors at auction |
07/23/26 |
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He is a chode (he is a chode) |
07/23/26 |
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My AI "Agents" live in a virtual mahchine |
07/23/26 |
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$200 million ad campaign (in english) telling foreigners to stay away π€£ |
07/23/26 |
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Mainlining what's your review of Little Dark Age? |
07/23/26 |
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Phineas Gage's railroad spike saying thx for qualia realm hole access |
07/23/26 |
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A corpulent Boner Police chortles at xo in the Tufts library |
07/23/26 |
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I don't "eat" anything that can't be thrown into a microwave and heated in 3 min |
07/23/26 |
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Germany: No recovery in sight for the economy |
07/23/26 |
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hatp needs to do a hostile takeover of the xo servers |
07/23/26 |
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"Hold on, Mom. This fucker says Garfield is a kike. Yes, the cat." |
07/23/26 |
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Garfield tells the vet Jon has a penis not a cock |
07/23/26 |
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so you can just say "im bipolar" then do whatever you want? |
07/23/26 |
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"It's too quiet.." *Garfield peeks out of Monday fortress, Splut! narrowly misse |
07/23/26 |
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something *only* a woman would buy (link) |
07/23/26 |
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rspm, solzy, attidood, askav, tennisdood, mcbeef, whokster. fuck |
07/23/26 |
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I read threads with jshad, guy., C+C, solzy & askav like a Star Fox dialogue |
07/23/26 |
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hatp is the people's president |
07/23/26 |
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hatp should own the site |
07/23/26 |
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Just be a female 6 & act cute in a bikini & juggle ur tits and u're world famous |
07/23/26 |
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"No babe, Garfieldguy isn't necessarily the one who makes poasts about Garfield" |
07/23/26 |
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Self-transforming machine elves are the people's president |
07/23/26 |
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Just got rate limited on xo |
07/23/26 |
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Just got my free latte with my local coffee shop Reward points |
07/23/26 |
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Remember when Farm Animals were force-meming "Spencer Pratt"? Lol |
07/23/26 |
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Online Forums with (Semi-Retired) Server Hamsters ππΎπΉπ‘ |
07/23/26 |
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Machine Elves |
07/23/26 |
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pretty cool we have publishable poasts about bible and cog sci here |
07/23/26 |
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hold on mom The Penis is teaching me philosophy |
07/23/26 |
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AutoAdmit: Home of the Scholarship |
07/23/26 |
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I sacrificed SO much for WOC pussy :-/ |
07/23/26 |
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So weird how taking lsd radically alters your qualia |
07/23/26 |
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DMT |
07/23/26 |
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The Spirit Molecule |
07/23/26 |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER π΄ [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
07/23/26 |
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Cowgod, rate the Current State of the PlayStation section at Target (reddit) |
07/23/26 |
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The Untapped Potential of Labour and Education Migration from Africa to Germany |
07/23/26 |
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Breaking: esoteric sambo on the verge of arrest, murder charges |
07/23/26 |
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"and a diet coke please" - bloodacre after ordering 1 of everything on the menu |
07/23/26 |
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SpaceX sub $100 waiting room |
07/23/26 |
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nyuug lives alone on $4,800/year in a rat/roach infested Seoul motel |
07/23/26 |
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Dualism is such a compelling example for how strong human cognitive bias is |
07/23/26 |
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One person makes a funny reel and 600 women do the EXACT SAME ONE |
07/23/26 |
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Superior white culture: Danes slaughter 700 pilot whales for "tradition" |
07/23/26 |
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Is this WLRK tweet real? |
07/23/26 |
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I'm a non-reductive physicalist |
07/23/26 |
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Friend's Filipina adult daughter has insane cleavage in her prom dress pics |
07/23/26 |
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You need an orgasm dispenser in your office like this (vid) |
07/23/26 |
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π¨ Trump raids NYT headquarters over leaks related to new Air Force One jet |
07/23/26 |
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NSAM what's the point of you having testicles? |
07/23/26 |
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Somebody just leaked an xo poaster's 1992 Xmas morning video (not flame) |
07/23/26 |
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Do academics just focus on the wackiest theories in hope of getting on JRE? |
07/23/26 |
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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi |
07/23/26 |
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berkshire has 400 billion sitting in CASH, what the fucking fuck |
07/23/26 |
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Trump is really shitty at this |
07/23/26 |
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The State of Physical Gaming |
07/23/26 |
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Getting married is embarrassing as fuck |
07/23/26 |
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