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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Cole Tomas Allen Engineering Cal Tech 2013 - 2017 Masters in CS 2025 |
04/26/26 |
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Things I’m sick of doing with other people |
04/26/26 |
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And I think to myself, what a rich inner world |
04/26/26 |
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"professional life" is abjectly tragic |
04/26/26 |
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Yea no babe it says "by you" but i didnt make those idk it just says that |
04/26/26 |
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Watched Matilda (1996) |
04/26/26 |
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All human achievement is complete |
04/26/26 |
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remember when SP was going to launch his perpetual motion judgment machine |
04/26/26 |
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STEM is flame |
04/26/26 |
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My BLACK KING's BBC makes me feel sexually inadequate |
04/26/26 |
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Let me know what you think in the comments. |
04/26/26 |
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Boston fans help me out |
04/26/26 |
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Cole "Lily" Allen |
04/26/26 |
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shouted @ Billy Dee Williams 'Aren't you that faggot Empire Strikes Back nigger? |
04/26/26 |
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Get ready for martial law on Monday libs |
04/26/26 |
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Cole "Allen" Haan |
04/26/26 |
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Interstellar was a 180 movie in retrospect and something I'll show my kids |
04/26/26 |
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societal blown out listlessness seems to be increasing massively |
04/26/26 |
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cowgod, thoughts on Cole Allen's game dev work? |
04/26/26 |
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Amarillo by mornin' Amarillo's where I'll be |
04/26/26 |
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use Google to translate "A baby seal pushed me" into French, play audible versio |
04/26/26 |
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Normies are freakin' wild, man |
04/26/26 |
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Impressive, very nice. Let's see Cole Allen's card |
04/26/26 |
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Anyone own a MANSCAPED trimmer? Does it work better than others? |
04/26/26 |
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My $1700 lawnmower broke after less than one season of light use (TSINAH) |
04/26/26 |
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why didn't the shooter have a shirt on? |
04/26/26 |
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Which is worse: swapping gum w Zurich, or having Buttcheeks as a son in law? |
04/26/26 |
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Luigi, Tyler Robinson, Cole Allen all high IQ |
04/26/26 |
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Wash your ass |
04/26/26 |
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Remember that old XO thread, Miniskirts that show a hint of ass cheek? |
04/26/26 |
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How did dudes pull off having a "second family"? |
04/26/26 |
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you leave spaceporn alone you fuckin freaks |
04/26/26 |
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Report: empty tankers getting back to Iran is their problem - link |
04/26/26 |
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EPAH would put up WAY more of a fight if his kids were 100% white blonde mormon |
04/26/26 |
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Navdeep Singh was involved with insider trading |
04/26/26 |
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Who’s this new poster “Bob Niggerdick”? He’s spitting bars |
04/26/26 |
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Trump fell on his face while running from gunman (video) |
04/26/26 |
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Dwarkesh Patel was a bored sophomore looking for intellectual stimulation. |
04/26/26 |
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everyone in the room assumed it was staged that’s why no one ran |
04/26/26 |
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Liberal conspiracy theorists need to actually poast a conspiracy theory |
04/26/26 |
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Steve and Navdeep and Louis should have probably left me alone, huh |
04/26/26 |
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A discord user identifying himself as Spaceporn’s son contact me (MASE) |
04/26/26 |
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My hobbies include niggerstomping and podcasting, said the 398lb man |
04/26/26 |
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No one thinks the shooting was real |
04/26/26 |
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Adam and Eve, not Navdeep and Steve |
04/26/26 |
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Is the economy still "financialized" or did that go away |
04/26/26 |
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Alpha as fuck Korean entrepreneur (blackpilled looksmaxed) STUNS NYU Product clu |
04/26/26 |
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The millions of "foreclosures" that precipiated ITE was such a weird Gen-X ism |
04/26/26 |
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what up kirbymo ~~(> ' ' )> you smash any decent clunge lately |
04/26/26 |
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America is for rejects and it exports satanic technologies |
04/26/26 |
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What does XO know about Ruben Gallego? |
04/26/26 |
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egg fried rice is so fucking good lmao |
04/26/26 |
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RSF squawking "Woooo! Spring break!" as he rips his top off in Panama City Beach |
04/26/26 |
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Meadow Soprano was my ideal woman |
04/26/26 |
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Anyone Familiar With UKETSU (Japanese YouTuber / Mystery Books)? |
04/26/26 |
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Made some coffee but it tasted weird |
04/26/26 |
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GOP odds for keeping the House back to even $ following assassination attempt |
04/26/26 |
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Reminder:You dont have to go to work tomorrow.. Cash old checks and go fishing |
04/26/26 |
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I gotta get the absolute fuck out of this country like today |
04/26/26 |
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I just ordered a burger online to be ferried 4 miles to me by a taxi driver |
04/26/26 |
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How do some of these Indians get in this country they look like peasant proles |
04/26/26 |
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spaceporn's dormant phase - suspended! |
04/26/26 |
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Pete Hegseth roofie-ing and sportfucking your wife in 2009 |
04/26/26 |
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My BLACK KING’s BBC tastes amazing |
04/26/26 |
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3 of Ray Bradbury's dotters were raped by black men |
04/26/26 |
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Last night underscored how retarded Trump was to not get permission 4 ballroom |
04/26/26 |
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I'm happy to pay 40% "taxes" so the govt can get away with more $$ to the MIC |
04/26/26 |
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DESCRIBE the last time you SHIT in an airplane toilet |
04/26/26 |
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Cons Kid Rock needs your help |
04/26/26 |
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Wow maybe the White House should have a FUCKING BALLROOM |
04/26/26 |
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Bird laid sggs in one of my hanging ferns (pic) |
04/26/26 |
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*Trainspotting voiceover* 'Choose gay shit online. Choose life.' |
04/26/26 |
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cons are really bad at staging this type of stuff |
04/26/26 |
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'Welcome in!' 'Thanks..?' 'No worries!' |
04/26/26 |
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Lol no one cares about this fraud "shooter" |
04/26/26 |
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Eagles drafted dude who's never played fb. Heisman runner up undrafted |
04/26/26 |
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It’s like bobbing on Queequeg’s coffin in the Southern Ocean only it’s you |
04/26/26 |
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'No worries!' 'Thanks! I wasn't worried, faggot!' |
04/26/26 |
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Should I re-start my e-commerce site selling pre-burned SP family bath mats? |
04/26/26 |
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I have the Secret Knowledge. You don't. That's the difference. |
04/26/26 |
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Anyone doing F.A.R.T.? |
04/26/26 |
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Where is the thread with the original “Bathmat of SP’s family” post? |
04/26/26 |
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That “Jesus Walks” rap song was about Tall me walking into a bar? |
04/26/26 |
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Anyone doing F.I.R.E.? |
04/26/26 |
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If you haven't watched it, "The Landman" is shit pure shit FYI |
04/26/26 |
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you and a premenopausal Box tp standing hand-in-hand during Fight Club climactic |
04/26/26 |
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America isn’t just fucked up. I’m fucked up too. |
04/26/26 |
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whok, you’re a monkey nigger from North Africa |
04/26/26 |
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Things I’m sick of seeing other people do |
04/26/26 |
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“Mr. President, Get Down! Get Down to Marco Rubio Toyota for Great Savings!” |
04/26/26 |
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We need a giant ballroom made up of tiny little ballrooms |
04/26/26 |
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For me, Phil Collins will always be defined by his transatlantic triumph at Live |
04/26/26 |
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My hung black top just raped my wife's Asian boyfriend |
04/26/26 |
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Been listening to independent news of YouTube for last 4 months and realized |
04/26/26 |
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Every spring I like to listen to Carnivore and think about nuclear war |
04/26/26 |
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YWWBG (Your Wife With Black Guys) |
04/26/26 |
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Justice Thapar hoverhanding a Bollywood actress in his official portrait |
04/26/26 |
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Justice Thapar telling Thomas to buy something or leave |
04/26/26 |
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Imagine releasing a Marvel movie but arbitrarily titling it Negro Fathers |
04/26/26 |
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Clocky in the Clock Tower: The Rise of Transsexual Mass Shooters in America |
04/26/26 |
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Germany Politics Poll: AfD climbs to record high of 28% |
04/26/26 |
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Someone tried to shoot Trump. No threads. Good job XO |
04/26/26 |
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Do any of you bros want anything from the bagel store? |
04/26/26 |
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JJC "WestsideLAGuy" career path |
04/26/26 |
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Semiconductors up 4% in weekend trading after failed shooting attempt |
04/26/26 |
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If you haven't noticed it, "america" is shit pure shit FYI |
04/26/26 |
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Redditors unearth Teen Topanga hardcore videos w/ her husband, who is dead now |
04/26/26 |
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"So without you, links to twitter wouldn't get posted on XO," Grimes asks wide |
04/26/26 |
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Cucumbers proudly looking at Pussy Eating merit badge in his top dresser drawer |
04/26/26 |
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"Can I at least have my pants back?" sobbed Oliver Darcy on the CNN toilet floor |
04/26/26 |
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Soo MFCR Summer starts TODAY, headed to the airport (RSF) |
04/26/26 |
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Westside LA Guy brutally rejects hinge girl for her unprestigious b-school |
04/26/26 |
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is Westside LA Guy on X really JJC? |
04/26/26 |
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“Prodigy” |
04/26/26 |
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You think "Westside LA Guy" gets a fear pang when he sees "JJC" named in replies |
04/26/26 |
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@grok, Analyze X account @westsidelaguy. Does it match JJC’s poasting? |
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Nice try nerds. I AM NOT Westside LA Guy on X. |
04/26/26 |
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🚨 KARLSTACK EXPOSE ON WESTSIDE LA GUY/JJC 🚨 |
04/26/26 |
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JJC is building a real following, lots of buzz |
04/26/26 |
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THIS COUNTRY IS SUCH A STUPID FUCKING JOKE |
04/26/26 |
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will greta thunberg do anal? |
04/26/26 |
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"..day of the rope. Hi, who just joined?" |
04/26/26 |
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I have a bad feeling sp is coming back soon |
04/26/26 |
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hundreds of years passed by but still no monkey has typed Hamlet |
04/26/26 |
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the united states of STUPID FUCKING COCKSUCKERS |
04/26/26 |
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I can't believe what a STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT our whole country is |
04/26/26 |
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Can't even believe how stupid our FUCKING FAGGOT POPULATION is |
04/26/26 |
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Me: Penis tartare. U: shitlaw scuffles. That's the difference. |
04/26/26 |
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Goddammit, the scamdadis just gave my dick AIDS |
04/26/26 |
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Kash Patel is a drunk who goes on benders and vanishes (the atlantic) |
04/26/26 |
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Peterman using the hand dryer to heat up a hot pocket between "shifts" |
04/26/26 |
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"God Only Knows" plays over montage of Boner Police eating Big Macs on toilet |
04/26/26 |
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see you in Valhalla, saar |
04/26/26 |
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*birds chirping* *camera focus resolves to me chopping wood in diaper* |
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*Peterman chasing Oliver Darcy with stiletto in broad daylight* |
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Peterman slams Oliver Darcy against stall: "You think you're balder than me!?!?" |
04/26/26 |
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*Peterman requests inflatable ring from waitress at Flying J* "Tough shift hun?" |
04/26/26 |
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"Everyone's got a plan until they get fucked in the ass" (Peterman 2 runaway tee |
04/26/26 |
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beach boys “i get around” plays as BP sprays uzi at sidewalk full of gooks |
04/26/26 |
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Peterman rubbing bathroom vending machine cologne on his boihole between clients |
04/26/26 |
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Bollywood music plays as Prateek Bhopale moves under limbo bar standing up strai |
04/26/26 |
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"Master of Puppets" plays as doobs makes out with homemade earl tp voodoo doll |
04/26/26 |
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Adagio for Strings plays as Peterman douses his asshole w/truckstop toilet water |
04/26/26 |
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Kenneth Cole | Allen Edmonds -> Cole Allen |
04/26/26 |
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New Order's "Fine Time" plays over footage of Peterman crouching, surrounded by |
04/26/26 |
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The "shooter" was literally generated by AI four months ago (link) |
04/26/26 |
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AZNgirl next to Trump is crawling behind him praying for HANDSOME rescue |
04/26/26 |
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sometimes i hope i wake up and the world's problems are fixed. almost happened. |
04/26/26 |
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“Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t even touched your Screen” |
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Last time US TFR was above 2.1 was 1971 |
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