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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement |
08/29/26 |
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low background steel, low internet women |
08/29/26 |
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this AI shit is literally just entertainment with 0 value |
08/29/26 |
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What exact percentage of American women are involved in the sex industry |
08/29/26 |
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just wasted like 3 hours and a shitload of tokens |
08/29/26 |
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Social Media changed Everything |
08/29/26 |
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Why is Emilio Estevez tp “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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"Fast & Furious" re-released this weekend u can still maek it |
08/28/26 |
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multiple friend group text chains tp |
08/28/26 |
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Why are Flock cameras “bad” again? |
08/28/26 |
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Paid Corey Wayne over $17k the last three years |
08/28/26 |
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Introducing A²: Your Premium Subscription to a Curated Poasting Experience. |
08/28/26 |
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Two kids in Pennsylvania gain *permanent immunity to measles (link) |
08/28/26 |
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good news: GTA 6 takes place back in Vice City |
08/28/26 |
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For those who need it, Mount Everest summit lounge wifi: PeakExperience |
08/28/26 |
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what “clicked” for ai/llms in 2022? |
08/28/26 |
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Reading about the Six Day War - Arab soldiers are pretty odd |
08/28/26 |
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*Fireflies circa 2009 slowly gets louder ITT* 🌈 |
08/28/26 |
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schizoposting as a service |
08/28/26 |
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julia carving out lucrative niche as busty milf financial influencer on tiktok |
08/28/26 |
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normal that one day every white country in the world decided they needed indians |
08/28/26 |
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2026 XO Poaster Gala December 3, 2026 Miami, Florida (Invite inside) |
08/28/26 |
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John Cusack circa Love & Mercy |
08/28/26 |
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Oh how it gleams / It always leans just beyond the shadows of my dreams |
08/28/26 |
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Not sure whether Matt Healy is decadent or shrewd 4 marrying goth Latina art hoe |
08/28/26 |
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Yeah the moment that we started a band / Was the best thing that ever happened |
08/28/26 |
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Why not just buy one of those $1 houses in Italy and retire? |
08/28/26 |
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"What kind of Art do I do? Well I, uh, curate thread shapes on autoadmit dot com |
08/28/26 |
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If I fall down / would you come around / pick me right up off the ground 🎨 |
08/28/26 |
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Weekend plans: Relaxation herb tinctures | Sol 5.6 new token limit | Nietzsche |
08/28/26 |
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INTERNET CONFESSION: I love 4chan Hayley Williams sipping threads but have zero |
08/28/26 |
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Accidentally just poasted with other men for multiple hours |
08/28/26 |
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solid 80% chance i take a hit of weed tonight or whatever this shit is now |
08/28/26 |
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Everything-Changer tp |
08/28/26 |
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has any status symbol elevated more than 'poasting' ? |
08/28/26 |
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I want to have the same last dream again / The one where I wake up and I'm alive |
08/28/26 |
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Everyone is an artist till the rent is due |
08/28/26 |
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women get aroused when you mention you're into harness development |
08/28/26 |
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Courtney Eaton and Elodie Yung circa Gods of Egypt 🌠 |
08/28/26 |
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new sydney sweeney ad just dropped |
08/28/26 |
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good news! it was just dry skin |
08/28/26 |
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im not a serious person |
08/28/26 |
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The weird thing about public spaces now is that everyone is filming |
08/28/26 |
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Accidentally just sucked a guy's dick to the base not flame |
08/28/26 |
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Strange News from Another Star |
08/28/26 |
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75% of the poasters here could have become top online personalities |
08/28/26 |
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if you really think about -- Autoadmit is 180 in BOTH ironic & unironic senses |
08/28/26 |
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I cheated on my wife out of spite, AMA |
08/28/26 |
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Is knowing that XOXOhth.com exists prole or prestigious? |
08/28/26 |
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Clique & Console, a boutique bespoke furniture company in Birmingham, AL |
08/28/26 |
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I worked for a shitty Euro VC fund, AMA. |
08/28/26 |
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Do people still use Macintosh computers, and if so, why? |
08/28/26 |
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I AM A FUCKING AI GOD HOLY SHIT |
08/28/26 |
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Jose Gonzalez - Far Away circa Red Dead Redemption slowly gets louder as U surf: |
08/28/26 |
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1st XO poast circa GTA 5… last? 🐋 XO poast circa GTA 6… tp. 🐠 |
08/28/26 |
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URGENT QUESTION FOR HATP: would you reject your *dream* girl for having tattoos? |
08/28/26 |
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I said RESEMBLE vampires |
08/28/26 |
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Rate this Turd female comedian |
08/28/26 |
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Worst flash flood I ever saw in Nepal - video |
08/28/26 |
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Oh wow cool new computer-person podcast about how computers are super important |
08/28/26 |
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Cutebutdeadly |
08/28/26 |
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Klebold FPS |
08/28/26 |
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Women must have developed an app/website where they share "doodikoff types" |
08/28/26 |
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Kissmedeadlydoll teaches her ‘Scarlet Letter A’ floor play predicament |
08/28/26 |
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Mr. Jinx telling people you're one of his cheapest, least fun sugardaddies |
08/28/26 |
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The horny harness |
08/28/26 |
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Not everything that hurts is bad |
08/28/26 |
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I'm a fundamentally unserious person |
08/28/26 |
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What if youre right and they're wrong |
08/28/26 |
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My harness wasted $1K in tokens on purpose |
08/28/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
08/28/26 |
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If the Steam Machine is a GabeCube, is Autoadmit the RachCube? |
08/28/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive 🐾” during ZoZo server outages (li |
08/28/26 |
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XO server hamster cheerfully humming "The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get" |
08/28/26 |
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Rachmiel resembles Jakob Dylan IRL except even better looking |
08/28/26 |
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"God Only Knows" (Beach Boys) is the best pop song ever. Shut down board, Rach. |
08/28/26 |
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icanseemyharness |
08/28/26 |
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goodnight harness |
08/28/26 |
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sperg out with the poast don't stop, subthread til you get enough |
08/28/26 |
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Rachmaninoff's 3rd piano concerto never gets old AND has Rach in the name = 180 |
08/28/26 |
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"I can't eat!" doodikoff's wingless date |
08/28/26 |
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Emilio, I've got a bad feeling about GTA 6.... |
08/28/26 |
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Rachmiel, I've got a bad feeling about the XO server hamster.... |
08/28/26 |
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"ayo dawg, lemme take a HIT uf dat HARNESS" |
08/28/26 |
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Best decision you can make is to hook up your credit card to your HARNESS |
08/28/26 |
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here's the really good news for Nepal |
08/28/26 |
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The weird thing about autoadmit now is that everyone is "poasting" |
08/28/26 |
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“180’s & Heartbreak” - Rachmiel’s memoir working title |
08/28/26 |
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Accidentally killed the young woman belaying me at climbing gym (disco fries) |
08/28/26 |
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Validation integrity FAILING! OH GOD--IT'S FAILURE MODE! Now it's HALLUCINATING- |
08/28/26 |
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My harness is overengineering things |
08/28/26 |
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My harness is pissing me off |
08/28/26 |
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Explore new worlds. Boot up a new Computer. |
08/28/26 |
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Georgia Teacher Creates Classroom 'Gas Station' for Farts |
08/28/26 |
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going to patent a new chewing gum called EntitleMint™ tp |
08/28/26 |
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youre right v0.8.1 still shows no meaningful improvement over v0.7.0 |
08/28/26 |
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you're right, i optimized the harness and now every test fails |
08/28/26 |
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Seems like everyone running the show in Iran is a distinguished war veteran |
08/28/26 |
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Keep running out of tokens because of my overengineered preflight |
08/28/26 |
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If shawty played her cards right dood definitely would have bought her croissant |
08/28/26 |
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German pumo think Iran is just having beginner's luck |
08/28/26 |
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goddamnit im out of fucking tokens |
08/28/26 |
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why not give us Qwen3.7-27b so we can see what we missed; c'mon |
08/28/26 |
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no one knows why Qwen3.8 is broken; first time China really fucked up |
08/28/26 |
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Westside LA Guy shared Doodikoff’s date texts. Going viral |
08/28/26 |
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Harlot holiday needs a sacrifice to pay for it |
08/28/26 |
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how the fuck does rice get contaminated? don't you cook it b4 u eat it? |
08/28/26 |
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Corrupt cops will kill you on the witness stand |
08/28/26 |
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1 in 12 Yale law grads get jobs as law professors |
08/28/26 |
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The Suez Canal was closed between 1967 and 1975 |
08/28/26 |
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Blow my penis |
08/28/26 |
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Russia has to be low on ammo now. Finally |
08/28/26 |
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"Senator, I only confused Michelle Branch with Vanessa Carlton once in my life." |
08/28/26 |
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Why is this Web 1.0 marketplace of ideas “bad” again? |
08/28/26 |
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what pickup line should I call and leave on aoc's voicemail |
08/28/26 |
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Ukrainian military recruiters should conscript anyone trying to flee Kiev cr? |
08/28/26 |
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Just POASTED for first time in 10+ years, approximately 🐶 |
08/28/26 |
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OpenAI shuts off access from Cursor |
08/28/26 |
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"We're Men. Online Men." |
08/28/26 |
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Michelle Branch: "Goodbye to Ukraine" |
08/28/26 |
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high resolution videos are being uploaded from Kiev now. the govt isnt censoring |
08/28/26 |
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“i love online men” - rw trad wife |
08/28/26 |
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Scorching hot biz take: Taco Bell isn’t a Mexican restaurant; it’s a REAL ES |
08/28/26 |
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ljl at the AI slop coming out of "Nepal." German pumo falls for a lot of it |
08/28/26 |
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GTA 6 allows you to select your partner as an online man instead of a Latina (li |
08/28/26 |
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GTA VI lets you get use various drugs and get addicted to heroin and meth |
08/28/26 |
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How do "Autoadmit" and "ZoZo" form such an ethereal performance art space? |
08/28/26 |
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Prince tp's worst thread was better than consuela's best thread |
08/28/26 |
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in GTA VI murdering prostitutes won't alert the police |
08/28/26 |
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pouring out a drop of kava tincture for Prince tp RIP sweet prince in peace |
08/28/26 |
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Dog friend defers to “coalition of retrievers” in most matters |
08/28/26 |
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German pumo how is Ukraine going to liberate Crimea at this rate? |
08/28/26 |
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The 49ers impersonator guy is kinda hilarious |
08/28/26 |
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Dolly Parton was just coming off chemo and probably got vaxxed |
08/28/26 |
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so Dolly Parton went from promoting Moderna vaxx ---> turbo cancer? EPAH? |
08/28/26 |
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Vice president of Iran is literally named Jafar |
08/28/26 |
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the SBU is fucking broken |
08/28/26 |
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Jesus: My voice; and there will be one Flock camera and one shepherd |
08/28/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
08/28/26 |
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Hamburger joint idea HEIGHT CASTLE |
08/28/26 |
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“ White collar jobs” aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. |
08/28/26 |
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Human American citizen here who supports monied and powerful interests. Posting |
08/28/26 |
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2013: GTA 5, first Autoadmit poast! 2026: GTA 6, asking Rach “can u host?” |
08/28/26 |
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Accidentally just made out with a guy not flame |
08/28/26 |
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Gamer friend on GTA VI: “I love men.” Golden retriever friend: “Same.” |
08/28/26 |
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XO poa turning netflix & chill invite into massive rant about netflix sucking |
08/28/26 |
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xo "men" are mostly nebbish Jews and revolting pajeets |
08/28/26 |
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evan39 don't let them steal it from you like the rest |
08/28/26 |
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Many are retarded which is suspect of luck and fraud |
08/28/26 |
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Coach Corey Wayne's Merovingian Bloodline: a Relationship Experts DNA secrets RE |
08/28/26 |
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