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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Have started reading Shakespeares' sonnet |
09/09/26 |
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There are like 10 posters who do nothing but talk about "whok" |
09/09/26 |
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i have object permanence, autism and adhd |
09/09/26 |
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spaceporn cracks open door of playroom, holding jumper cables, "yeah, what?" |
09/09/26 |
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Aftermath of hacker making every iMessage public and searchable by #? |
09/09/26 |
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When AI takes over the world, what will it do to animals? |
09/09/26 |
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Headlines talking about "male holdout juror" are insane. Is this Woke 2.0? |
09/09/26 |
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Who's subscribing to Autoadmit Premium? |
09/09/26 |
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I had six shots in me. Two were bourbon. Three were Pfizer. |
09/09/26 |
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Giving heartbreaking news to HAtp Im indifferent to Latinas, not for or against, |
09/09/26 |
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Who's getting iPhone Duo? |
09/09/26 |
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HAtp is onto the current thing again. Consuela is 100% right about HAtp |
09/09/26 |
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Ben Shapiro outs his LSAT, insist he is 'smart', after Tucker questions his IQ |
09/09/26 |
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Bad day for CowGoesMoo. Gorgeous Mukbanger, 24, eats 70 eggs, dies |
09/09/26 |
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if u don't like fat sluts something is seriously wrong with u |
09/09/26 |
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whok banished to Tasmanian penal colony after 10th sexcounter with jinx |
09/09/26 |
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Sipping mexican negronis with Ricky |
09/09/26 |
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Camp of the Saints 2021 except it's Camp of the earnest & wholesome XO Poasters |
09/09/26 |
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id give anything to be high t low iq irl |
09/09/26 |
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Me, Emilio & LSD drifting on surfboards, waiting for set, sun melting below Paci |
09/09/26 |
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Cowgod, how MAF are you about the new Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake |
09/09/26 |
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Big butts mean big suction. And big shits. |
09/09/26 |
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Spaceporn emailing America's Test Kitchen asking about the "firmest" hotdogs |
09/09/26 |
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“Good morning!” spaceporn’s gray parrot chirped. “Squanch! Squanch! Squ |
09/09/26 |
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Spaceporn shows up to a “bitcoin miner” conference holding lube, is confused |
09/09/26 |
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You awake. It's 5AM and 1994. Youre on the floor of the Viper Room and its empty |
09/09/26 |
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Backrooms 2- The Liminal Spaces in Peterman's ShitPipe |
09/09/26 |
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Reserving Hearst Castle movie theater to watch Life Itself w cowgod & OYT |
09/09/26 |
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if u havent given ur local llm a granular postin style guide ur insane |
09/09/26 |
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If you think other “poasters” are real people you’re insane hth |
09/09/26 |
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A heart pounding race to untuck your Net Worth before AI Supremacy |
09/09/26 |
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Why is AI so amazing at math but cant write anything that isnt fucking faggy |
09/09/26 |
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Garfield Fat Cat Holiday 3-Pack |
09/09/26 |
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Rate this US M&A Lawyer living in $2,700/m PATTAYA penthouse |
09/09/26 |
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Everyone should bring their IRL fully to the BORT |
09/09/26 |
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lsd tp and u hunting down Fabergé egg horcruxes |
09/09/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
09/09/26 |
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Is anyone wearing a full suit and poasting rn? I am. |
09/09/26 |
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I will be out of office tomorrow drinking and listening to Mogwai in a dark room |
09/09/26 |
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I woke up @ like 1:47pm today |
09/09/26 |
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are retards still doing the digital nomad fag thing? |
09/09/26 |
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Chickened out of date with potential ABG sugarbaby |
09/09/26 |
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Rate this Northwestern Law Filipina 3L |
09/09/26 |
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"Senator, 'tp'-threading was the next natural evolution from the blank bump." |
09/09/26 |
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I want ai to build the most efficient exit bag |
09/09/26 |
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me and emilio monitoring SETI like the intro to a late 90's buddy sci-fi flick |
09/09/26 |
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Cum Thrower |
09/09/26 |
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Is illiteracy increasing dramatically? Seeing more usage of wrong homophones |
09/09/26 |
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Jerry Sandusky, asshole rapist, sniffing his fingers |
09/09/26 |
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Zurich's rating of the first 8 Iron Maiden records |
09/09/26 |
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PAWGWAG |
09/09/26 |
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Is anyone wearing a full chicken suit and poasting rn? I am. |
09/09/26 |
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Alexa, activate my sharingan |
09/09/26 |
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Spaceporn remembering Dolly Parton today by getting off in a child’s ass |
09/09/26 |
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faggot farmers need to stop complaining about diesel fuel being at an ATH |
09/09/26 |
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What’s occupying your rich inner world? |
09/09/26 |
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Hobbies? Friendly though provoking debates with other men online, mostly. 🐶 |
09/09/26 |
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We found love in a hopeful poast... 🦋 |
09/09/26 |
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No voice acting in Zelda. Executive action needed if congress defers |
09/09/26 |
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No Becky he actually said it's cute you believe in photosynthesis |
09/09/26 |
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what's with these body language "experts" |
09/09/26 |
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Anthropic chief scientist: we do, in fact, believe AI could kill us all - link |
09/09/26 |
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reading Benjamin franklins autobiography. It's a delightful read |
09/09/26 |
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by EOY im going to book a hotel and just sleep for 5-6 days straight |
09/09/26 |
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I want ai to go thru my twitter feed and see if any famous ppl have liked my pos |
09/09/26 |
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No whites, no tats, no libs: the XO dating story |
09/09/26 |
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Did Jim and Pam ever bang IRL |
09/09/26 |
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Cryptkeeper cackling "Guess he's not going to take another hotdog from Bozo!" |
09/09/26 |
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New iphone looks awesome. Shut up and take my money etc |
09/09/26 |
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Someone get me up to speed on ASI and how AI is gonna kill us all |
09/09/26 |
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dont even care that its only Sept, 2026 was shittiest year ever by far |
09/09/26 |
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haily mary egg shrew bitch mother bringing you to earth hellscape for NO reason |
09/09/26 |
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i am the GOAT #1 POTUS fraud here irl |
09/09/26 |
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anyone following this openai/millennium math problem thing |
09/09/26 |
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thank God time goes by quicker now with CERN/demons and we'll all be dead soon |
09/09/26 |
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Claude, access my Sharingan local folder and activate all files |
09/09/26 |
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just ordered 6 custom print shirts with 'Laughing Man' ghost in shell face lol |
09/09/26 |
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“And you said you were ‘here for some sweet Tojo ass’” (preschool teache |
09/09/26 |
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local weather forecaster: BOY IT WAS HOT LAST WEEKEND |
09/09/26 |
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///////////////// swinging and crying about Judaism like Trey in Boyz n tha Hood |
09/09/26 |
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Creampie guy, did you save your son from Discord or is he too far pozz-loaded? |
09/09/26 |
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With more and more European countries relying on African talent to work in the E |
09/09/26 |
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someone should start an XO tumblr |
09/09/26 |
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"Mission Accomplished" Banner hung on White House (Fox) |
09/09/26 |
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“ And Becky, he spends 4 hours a day RAGING at Libs online!” |
09/09/26 |
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"Tariffs Cut Inflation!" beamed Lutnick, as he pissed on his own shoes |
09/09/26 |
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Poasters with Obese Wives- do you ever actually have sex with them? |
09/09/26 |
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Anything sadder than seeing bald gen-x guy working fast food? |
09/09/26 |
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JD Vance tries hitting a baseball, looks like unathletic retard instead - video |
09/09/26 |
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Slo-mo video of your demons trying to thwart your soul's progress |
09/09/26 |
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Iran's "Straight as Fuck" IFNB-style War Strategy blowing out Twink Trump |
09/09/26 |
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Facial Humiliation v. Anal Destruction ca. 2002 |
09/09/26 |
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Pickle Rick reenactment on Unsolved Mysteries. Face in shadows. Clown hairline |
09/09/26 |
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damn fizzkidd has fallen to a new low |
09/09/26 |
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HATP here with an earnest four paragraph screed about my favorite podcasters |
09/09/26 |
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I have more respect for a woman who tried BBC than one who dated a Brown guy. |
09/09/26 |
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Cons, why exactly are bike lanes "DEI" |
09/09/26 |
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"I'm on birth control. I promise," says Elizabeth Holmes, staring at you unblink |
09/09/26 |
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ICE Officer discusses a serious investigation in Trump's America. |
09/09/26 |
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Laid off Washington Post journalists founded their own new newspaper, here it is |
09/09/26 |
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Can someone tell me how Michigan got 1 extra second added to the clock? |
09/09/26 |
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What animals are confirmed to be as dumb as conventional wisdom suggests? |
09/09/26 |
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America has a "President" who shits his diaper in the Oval Office daily |
09/09/26 |
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RSF- Big Plans for the 25th Anniversary of Papa's Pay Day? |
09/09/26 |
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Wednesday Iran war updates - link |
09/09/26 |
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Sidley Austin associate asking Greedy Associates on 9/11 if he needs to bill |
09/09/26 |
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Lost 80 LBS fuck libs. |
09/09/26 |
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I first learned that I struggled with anxiety in middle school |
09/09/26 |
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We exonerated xo Lindsay but don't worry, you're safe! |
09/09/26 |
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YNY this is what we voted for |
09/09/26 |
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gameless boomer giving worst possible advice earnestly tp |
09/09/26 |
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China not impressed by AI; worry risk of crash from capex sinking world economy |
09/09/26 |
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people who called for Clancy to be convicted are going in mass graves, u know it |
09/09/26 |
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WRITE BRICK ON MY BRIIIIIIICKS |
09/09/26 |
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Never Doubted My Bricks |
09/09/26 |
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Activate my Sharingan |
09/09/26 |
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He said Lindsay Clancy was guilty, then neighbors started smelling something |
09/09/26 |
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tumblr of old wrinkled asian men squatting and smoking cigarettes |
09/09/26 |
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Forgot to get a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now it's too late 4 caffein |
09/09/26 |
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gettgin a pumpkin fag coffee thing rn |
09/09/26 |
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ChatGPT discovers solution to a Millennium Prize problem (link) |
09/09/26 |
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Sooner or later someone is going to take a shot at one of these AI guys |
09/09/26 |
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what a perfect opportunity for them to fall in love with me |
09/09/26 |
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A busty tomboy going as tintin for halloween |
09/09/26 |
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jshad emerging from cornfield holding unopened copy of Windows 95 |
09/09/26 |
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tumblr of skinny blonde asian girls wearing louboutin heels & goyard handbags |
09/09/26 |
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tumblr of 90s italian girls in oversized sweaters &shades sitting on stone walls |
09/09/26 |
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Goy Superstar is the only poster trying to stop the coming singularity |
09/09/26 |
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German POTUS accused AfD of “ethnic cleansing” cause of REMIGRATION plans |
09/09/26 |
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RATE next upcoming 1mo trip (RSF) |
09/09/26 |
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Spilled my Starbucks pumpkin cream matcha in my hyuandai pickup truck. |
09/09/26 |
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re: your flame threads which went unjustifiably unbumped |
09/09/26 |
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Perfect chair for ELITE BILLERS. (I need this) |
09/09/26 |
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*Brian Wilson's Meet Me in My Dreams Tonight slowly gets louder as U refresh XO* |
09/09/26 |
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Randomly watched the Djokovic documentary the other day, was unironically 180 |
09/09/26 |
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Crazy it's 10 yrs since Kedi istanbul street cat film, feels like only yesterday |
09/09/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive 🐾” during ZoZo server outages (li |
09/09/26 |
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2013: GTA 5, first Autoadmit poast! 2026: GTA 6, asking Rach “can u host?” |
09/09/26 |
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*The Rose 🌹- I.L.Y. 💘 slowly gets louder as XOXOhth.com credits scroll pas |
09/09/26 |
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'Meet the men who say they won't quit 'logging in' anytime soon, despite technic |
09/09/26 |
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TFW no tomboy-mommy hybrid Faith Ordway gf |
09/09/26 |
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Zurich spends more on luxury goods than I do on basic necessities |
09/09/26 |
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grounding rn about to do 300 ghost rope jumps at standup desk then fire up astra |
09/09/26 |
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Taylor Swift circa Starlight |
09/09/26 |
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Are most Jewish “survivors” lying about it? |
09/09/26 |
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Asstra |
09/09/26 |
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🚨 EMERGENCY EMILIO THREAD🚨 |
09/09/26 |
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Astra unveils new ad-based service, Ad Astra |
09/09/26 |
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PSA, Hermes Agent "mixture of agents" gives you Astra-level IQ on 96gb VRAM |
09/09/26 |
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Emily Armstrong looks like exgf's older sis who I was never sure if attracted to |
09/09/26 |
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