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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Won big today at arbitration |
04/27/26 |
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AI is just mocking us, can spit out a Tolstoy novel in 15 seconds |
04/27/26 |
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Hypo: rach trains an AI on all of xo content ever, unleashes it |
04/27/26 |
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rach to introduce microtransactions for "superbumps" |
04/27/26 |
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RATE The Birdshit Food The WH Is Serving At Trump's Tea w King Charles (PICS) |
04/27/26 |
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My BLACK KING’s BBC tastes amazing |
04/27/26 |
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Trump is like a sitcom with zany adventures but no actual changes each week |
04/27/26 |
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ITT: What's the date of the last thread on the first page of your "By You"? |
04/27/26 |
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"I guess I'm just not a lexical person," Webster says to you. "Okay? Shit." |
04/27/26 |
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I'm a Cole Allen Republican |
04/27/26 |
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Someone stole my XO account in the mail and poasted endless gay retarded |
04/27/26 |
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Why doesn't Trump use prison labor to build that ballroom? Seems perfect |
04/27/26 |
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mystery meat assassins with WASPy names tp |
04/27/26 |
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buttcheeks do you never sleep you've been here for over 24H poasting nonstop |
04/27/26 |
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Is Jewish Physics real? |
04/27/26 |
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Someone stole my checkbook in the mail and cashed a check for $200 |
04/27/26 |
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eBay listing for original sealed XO orientation cassette from 2004 |
04/27/26 |
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"If We All Like Cock, What's The Problem?" is the album title. What's the genre? |
04/27/26 |
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"I have to save the idiots who'll press blue" said the idiot as he pressed blue |
04/27/26 |
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Were can we go thats not crawling with immigrants? |
04/27/26 |
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it's now clear to me that 90% of these 'Substacks' are heavily AI augmented |
04/27/26 |
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"Pop goes the weasel" plays as blue-button-pushers disappear in sea of fire |
04/27/26 |
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The food they sell at Trader Joe's is designed to wear you down physically |
04/27/26 |
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rate this Donald TRUMP tweet from 2012 |
04/27/26 |
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His BBC slamming forcefully into my weak white ass |
04/27/26 |
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Anyone else thinking about suicide less now that the weather is warm? |
04/27/26 |
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hi i'm here to chat |
04/27/26 |
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new wave of deportations coming |
04/27/26 |
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Firm uses AI to apologize for using AI - link |
04/27/26 |
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has xo weighed in on the twitter red/blue button meltodwn amongst morons? |
04/27/26 |
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ChatGPT is better at creative writing than other AIs, I think |
04/27/26 |
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"Barstool Sports" has completely lost all relevance IRL and online |
04/27/26 |
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Brett Kavanaugh trying to convince Claude he really is Brett Fucking Kavanaugh |
04/27/26 |
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Nesquik announcing it's now "AI-Enhanced" (link) |
04/27/26 |
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in the time of chimpanzees i was a cowgod |
04/27/26 |
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GigaChad Conrad Anker has Zero (0) biological children |
04/27/26 |
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Of all of the “old school rappers” if you introduced a young Busta Rhymes |
04/27/26 |
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Mr Jinx’s antiwar photo essay “Able Arched-Back 83” was just more gay smut |
04/27/26 |
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watching miniseries of little dorrit and french murderer reminds me of sam hyde |
04/27/26 |
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Hitman Absolution is really the one that still fucks with you. That hotel, jesus |
04/27/26 |
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They’re straight lawyers, but well versed in gay slang |
04/27/26 |
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Curser (AI enhanced integrated spellcasting environment) |
04/27/26 |
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Kirby Day circa 1992 |
04/27/26 |
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Where we're going we won't need games |
04/27/26 |
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(Gavin Rossdale voice) log in, log out, log in, log out, log in |
04/27/26 |
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I saw two gay guys yesterday saucily eating rocket pops |
04/27/26 |
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I fucking hate 99% of theology |
04/27/26 |
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If you wanna do the needful You gotta have Rupinder in the band |
04/27/26 |
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What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and THE LAW is the sun! |
04/27/26 |
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I no longer yearn for a sweet demure diminutive wife to share my life with |
04/27/26 |
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"Me? Well, I'm a performance artist. Online. For lawyers. And you?" |
04/27/26 |
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Eager to please paralegals tipsy at unofficial happy hours |
04/27/26 |
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Investigators Seeking Suspect’s Motive Comb Through an Archive of Poasts |
04/27/26 |
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I was happy in the haze of a drunken Cowgod |
04/27/26 |
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singing 'leaking from his gaped hole' like it's aqualung |
04/27/26 |
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cowgod rate the band "console" |
04/27/26 |
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Overly perfumed 24yo female paralegals from BU gaining 3lbs/mo, wearing same clo |
04/27/26 |
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Uncoordinated sorta-cute paralegals w/ pale skin & bruises on their stubby legs |
04/27/26 |
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Here come old Cowgod, he come groovin’ up slowly |
04/27/26 |
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Trump misreads World War II as "World War 11" at veterans event |
04/27/26 |
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Knights of the Cyber Round Table of Online Wit and Witticism emergency meeting |
04/27/26 |
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Do you think going to law school/being a lawyer made you respect “the law” l |
04/27/26 |
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wow CSLG has really downgraded |
04/27/26 |
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Musclestud has me low key going into heat and leaking juice from my gaped hole |
04/27/26 |
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Body getting increasingly stiff as I age, you too? |
04/27/26 |
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providing my first male escort session tomorrow. with 65 yo woman. |
04/27/26 |
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I’m going to tell my therapist that my first thought each morning is killself |
04/27/26 |
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Bort parents: rate this stew's view that parents w kids shd board last not first |
04/27/26 |
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Trump Shows King Charles The Portrait Of Biden Autopen (PIC) |
04/27/26 |
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fuck you what a huge fag you are |
04/27/26 |
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π¨ Superstar rapper HavinMotion assassinated in DC π¨ |
04/27/26 |
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Poast ITT and I'll try my best to say something nice about you/your poasting |
04/27/26 |
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I enjoy shitting |
04/27/26 |
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Trump threatens to bomb Iran if ballroom construction isn't funded next week |
04/27/26 |
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Playing TypeRacer for 20 min only, come join |
04/27/26 |
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Hitman Absolution: The courtroom scene |
04/27/26 |
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does it really matter what gland excreted it, she asked, on the soaked mattress |
04/27/26 |
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"Iranian pumping will soon collapse," Luis muttered as his erection wilted |
04/27/26 |
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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history? |
04/27/26 |
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You are out of free AutoAdmit messages until 5:50 PM |
04/27/26 |
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Attending the NFL Draft has to be the ultimate fan experience. |
04/27/26 |
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"sorry you were almost killed. so i hear you're a rapist and a pedophile?" (cbs |
04/27/26 |
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If they just made Hitman 4 and sold it for $70 copies would sell out |
04/27/26 |
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Now that Lindsey Graham is calling for ballroombux it will draw less scrutiny |
04/27/26 |
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New Hitman game "Titman" has you being MTF sneaking into women's restrooms |
04/27/26 |
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Felonious Unc |
04/27/26 |
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Millennial "Comedians" Hosting Cancer Charity Show "Save The Ladybits!" |
04/27/26 |
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many machines on Ix |
04/27/26 |
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"rachmiel" musk limits poster sexualization to paid users after rampant abuse |
04/27/26 |
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"Well, maybe you could stage some of the dishes over in the sink, okay |
04/27/26 |
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Israel destroying Christian villages in Lebanon. American "Christians": Scared |
04/27/26 |
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An Inquiry into the Moans of Yr. Future Wyfe & their DIVERS Causes |
04/27/26 |
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cute big butt girls w/ zipper skirts that you want to unzip & SNARF |
04/27/26 |
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are these Harvard academic results racist? |
04/27/26 |
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Lee Zeldin drops the Hebrew Hammer on that purple hair Congress witch (vid) |
04/27/26 |
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ARE Reptile, why is Russia getting its ass kicked by Mali rebels? |
04/27/26 |
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Remember when cons tried to get Kimmel fired and instead he got record ratings? |
04/27/26 |
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Trump approval jumps 5 points following assassination attempt |
04/27/26 |
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Why the fuck does a ballroom cost half a billion dollars? |
04/27/26 |
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Jewish Mentalist Showed Melania Correct Leavitt Baby Name Moments Bef Shooting |
04/27/26 |
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Justice Jackson: haha, thaut you said "Lincoln"! Sauer: i said "Nixon" |
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Cole Allen followed Will Stancil very closely |
04/27/26 |
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Australian flags everywhere in DC to celebrate King Charles's visit |
04/27/26 |
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Rate this Mark Lynch tweet about Lindsay Graham |
04/27/26 |
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THEY WILL ANSWER TO THE KING OF GONDOR |
04/27/26 |
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Ur future wife outflanking barbarian tribe, finally pacifying this province |
04/27/26 |
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Hard to overstate how gay the current timeline is |
04/27/26 |
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Consuela, so for the record the pandemic was staged globally but this was real? |
04/27/26 |
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Trump: can I have my ballroom now? Can you at least fire Kimmel? |
04/27/26 |
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AI agent sending your wife bi-weekly messages asking if you can do anal again |
04/27/26 |
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"Fuck my butt you fat queer!" screamed Whok. |
04/27/26 |
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USA = FAG NATION |
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philip k dick letter |
04/27/26 |
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I was a crisis actor at the latest shooting. Taking questions. |
04/27/26 |
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OpenAI to release phone that replaces apps with AI agents |
04/27/26 |
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Guy yells slogans of restaurants he eats at - video |
04/27/26 |
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Weird take on the most powerful scene of Sopranos |
04/27/26 |
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Farting in the toilet so loud your neighbor calls Animal Control |
04/27/26 |
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Imagine The Swells (Shackleton) |
04/27/26 |
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Kevin Warsh showing up to a Pittsburgh-area Walsh family reunion |
04/27/26 |
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Why is xo so chopped unc now? |
04/27/26 |
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They will rub their exclusion of you in your face. |
04/27/26 |
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I suggest you hit, sir π° |
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Lee Zeldin vs. Rosa DeLauro in a debate - who wins? |
04/27/26 |
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You think you’re better cuz you said Bless You, my man? |
04/27/26 |
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"Hold on, mom. The lawyers are talking about penises again...Yeah cum & cocks |
04/27/26 |
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Great new Nick Rochefort clip |
04/27/26 |
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They take everything from you and then reveal that money is actually valueless |
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Cock getting increasingly stiff as I rage. You too? |
04/27/26 |
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One sec babe, the West is backing a coup in Mali for resource control |
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oomox small puzzle for your entertainment |
04/27/26 |
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"Greg Maddux was a serial killer who just loved baseball" |
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π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨MALI HAS FALLENπ¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨ |
04/27/26 |
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anyone know when brooks brothers is bringing back polo box set? |
04/27/26 |
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Dood is irate re BB 44 polo set |
04/27/26 |
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Would you drink this coffee |
04/27/26 |
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Merz says Iran is "humiliating" the US - link |
04/27/26 |
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When did cucumbers first become a snowbunny for Black Kings? |
04/27/26 |
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thoughts on the exegesis of phillip k dick? |
04/27/26 |
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Emilio as only poaster answering Doe subpoena for congressional inquiry |
04/27/26 |
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Swan dive off the Matterhorn |
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my favorite genre of poasting is when johnsmeyer switches it up a bit |
04/27/26 |
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Being bald is horrific: “No hair is no life” |
04/27/26 |
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burger sauce guy was so mad we dont sauce our burgers |
04/27/26 |
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AI law |
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Boston fans help me out |
04/27/26 |
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Something is rotten in the State of Gaming |
04/27/26 |
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What is the single most refreshing sip of any drink you've ever had |
04/27/26 |
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Look at the growth. |
04/27/26 |
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Doodikoff, standing equidistant between a bottle of ranch and burgersauce |
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