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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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how many ICE agents does it take to change a light bulb? |
01/24/26 |
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Indian couple sues U of Colorado after being told to stop microwaving curry slop |
01/24/26 |
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Why didn't the shitcon get accepted at Columbia? |
01/24/26 |
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"Hold on, let me finish microwaving this curry slop in the work break room" |
01/24/26 |
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So the ICE officers who killed this guy didn't know he was unarmed |
01/24/26 |
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i feel vindicated vs. TBF now tbh re: silver |
01/24/26 |
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Trump tees off on Carney, 100% tariffs if he signs with CHYNA (link) |
01/24/26 |
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Pretti goode |
01/24/26 |
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Alexa, have raven haired 49yo sent to my front door |
01/24/26 |
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All of these "AI sucks" people are retarded, right? |
01/24/26 |
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police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video) |
01/24/26 |
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I have some actual insight into DHS right now (Columbia Law School admit) |
01/24/26 |
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Confirmed: cowgod = bald. |
01/24/26 |
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DoJ CHARGES Don Lemon under the Ku KLUX Klan Act. |
01/24/26 |
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RSF's latest theory: Columbia only accepted NSAM because he's Asian |
01/24/26 |
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vibe balding |
01/24/26 |
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Rosario Dawson's tits in Alexander |
01/24/26 |
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Noem to ICE agents: if your colleagues fuck up and cause you to kill innocents |
01/24/26 |
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OFFICIAL Taipei 🇹🇼 101 Free Solo thread 🧗 |
01/24/26 |
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"Mark Carney (loser) must apologize to Me, or face Very High Tariffs. Thanks!" |
01/24/26 |
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The thing on the table isn’t a costume. It’s an argument, built in silence. |
01/24/26 |
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Be honest: How many of you don't wear deodorant? |
01/24/26 |
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ITT: Poast if you STAND with ICE Birdshits murdering Birdshit Citizens! |
01/24/26 |
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One of my twitter.com tweets is going viral. Sitting at 7 likes right now |
01/24/26 |
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NYT Op-ed: "I'm Indian and drink Sperm Juice, here's why ICE raids are Wrong" |
01/24/26 |
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goal for 2026: 100k Twitter followers |
01/24/26 |
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TRUMP DECLARES ICE IS WINNING 2-0 |
01/24/26 |
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ICE just murked another person in Minneapolis |
01/24/26 |
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Just grabbed best monikor possibly ever |
01/24/26 |
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cowgod's fever dream posting about losers" & "scum is peak Jew brain |
01/24/26 |
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***OFFICIAL XO 01/23/2026 WEEKEND WINTER STORM THREAD*** |
01/24/26 |
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I wish I had a hot zoomer GF whose puss smelled like purple Fabuloso |
01/24/26 |
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"does doing that hurt the male nurse?" |
01/24/26 |
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Dying for some 3rd world child molester seems insane. What's wrong with Libs? |
01/24/26 |
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Everyone can see the man was unarmed when they shot him |
01/24/26 |
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(((John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt))) that's (((my))) name too |
01/24/26 |
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Getting rock hard thinking of Insurrection Act getting invoked here |
01/24/26 |
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Disco Fries, where is God in your life? |
01/24/26 |
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Hearty Congrats to MAGAtards killing another Birdshit, I bow in ur honor Saars! |
01/24/26 |
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Should I go to law school? |
01/24/26 |
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White libtards sacrificing their lives for Somalian trash is the funniest shit |
01/24/26 |
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Curious fact about Minnesotans is that they swear more than ppl on the coasts |
01/24/26 |
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It is not lawful to put this console in the temple treasury, for it has no games |
01/24/26 |
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"Bro. Dude. You just did a heckin murder. You just freakin murdered that guy." |
01/24/26 |
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in hindsight, suicide would've been utility maximizing at literally any point |
01/24/26 |
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What's the point of living on the east coast if you have real money |
01/24/26 |
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Frame by frame breakdown of the shooting shows the value of a Fordham JD |
01/24/26 |
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dentyne drops new "nothing is colder than ICE" commercial |
01/24/26 |
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Minnesota BLM leader looks like something out of natural history museum |
01/24/26 |
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Would it be a good deal to marry a much younger woman with kids? |
01/24/26 |
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Ground war in Iran imminent. tbf ur response? |
01/24/26 |
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Are MN shitlibs required to say fuck in every sentence? |
01/24/26 |
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Need to cop Lego Influencer girlfriend |
01/24/26 |
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Edward Gorey ABC book about zoomers and the nut allergies that killed them |
01/24/26 |
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also, My Machine™ has a penis-compatible orifice. Consenting. |
01/24/26 |
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Why did he put that oafish scope on a tiny 9mm pistol? |
01/24/26 |
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This is our latest George Floyd. |
01/24/26 |
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They killed a male nurse |
01/24/26 |
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The Marty Supreme burger at McDonalds is 180 as fuck |
01/24/26 |
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the XO blocking script is having a field day rn |
01/24/26 |
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Why didn't the ICE agents kick the gun out of his hand? |
01/24/26 |
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Grok, make a video of a fat asian girl gracefully figure skating, thank |
01/24/26 |
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It's fuckin COLD and it's going to fuckin SNOW. |
01/24/26 |
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it will be 180 when people start shooting back |
01/24/26 |
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NSAM: we killed Charlie Kirk; Cons: no it was ISRAEL, we know the TRUTH |
01/24/26 |
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My Machine™ (if you can still call "it" that) has Eyes and Hands |
01/24/26 |
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Okay. what kind of Minneapolitan are you. |
01/24/26 |
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not one person I know, at least openly, hopes their son goes to Fordham |
01/24/26 |
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"Joo want me to lick you dick hole or you whole deek?" giggled AOC |
01/24/26 |
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Why didn't the ICE agents use telepathic powers to make him shoot himself? |
01/24/26 |
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any Oldmos know dudes who bought "car kits" and turned a shitbanger into Ferrari |
01/24/26 |
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not one person i know is, at least openly, supporting ICE / Trump |
01/24/26 |
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Over 3000 Indians Deported From the U.S. in 2025 – Highest in 16 Years |
01/24/26 |
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i’m genderfluid |
01/24/26 |
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People keep fucking with ICE, then complain when someone is shot? |
01/24/26 |
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Jesus strikes down Muslim preacher during violent sermon - video |
01/24/26 |
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"Fordham man" |
01/24/26 |
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Do you think beyond meat and UA are good buys right now? |
01/24/26 |
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Why do friendless Fordham alumni charge monikers every 5 seconds? |
01/24/26 |
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“Minneapolis man” |
01/24/26 |
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Checking in on "Stefan Molyneux" |
01/24/26 |
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Darnell yanking at nyuug's bowlcut as he fucks his kimchee chute |
01/24/26 |
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What happened to all the Fordham grads who told me absolute immunity is real? |
01/24/26 |
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is a gay retard |
01/24/26 |
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meaning making online |
01/24/26 |
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let's just get the civil war over with while we're in power |
01/24/26 |
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2056: ICE kills the last surviving Minneapolis resident |
01/24/26 |
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I like chatting with friends online. |
01/24/26 |
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STICKY: I VOTED FOR THIS (moniker you don't recognize) |
01/24/26 |
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STICKY: I'M SO PROUD OF TRUMP (moniker you've never seen before) |
01/24/26 |
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STICKY: LIBS YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE (pumo in 2026) |
01/24/26 |
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Toilets have been frozen in Kiev for a few days now. Imagine the smell |
01/24/26 |
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Excellent video of Mt. Teewinot ascent - Disco will never do this |
01/24/26 |
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How highly trained are ARE ICE agents? Elite/Special Ops level? |
01/24/26 |
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Minneapolis ICE agent shooter just hired Waingro as his defense counsel |
01/24/26 |
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DOJ announces investigation into murdered guy |
01/24/26 |
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anyways, passable transexuality & race realism is the only way out *goes to bed* |
01/24/26 |
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ICE needs to kill a lot more libs |
01/24/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
01/24/26 |
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STICKY: the mystery meat monikers defending ICE are 100% RSF alts |
01/24/26 |
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How about we kill you. How about we fucking kill you. How about that. |
01/24/26 |
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siri: "ur phone battery is low. turn on battery saver?" "no" *clicks poast* |
01/24/26 |
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"siri, id like to feel suicidal" "ok. look at these pictures i found from 2008." |
01/24/26 |
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I HIGHLY doubt that white MN lib even had a gun. |
01/24/26 |
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'siri play anime feels mix ost, sorry who just joined? |
01/24/26 |
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"Siri, reply all : 'Thank'" |
01/24/26 |
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u have 1-use time machine that can go back or forward a max of 125 yrs+return u |
01/24/26 |
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1961 audrey hepburn jumps out of a time machine and unbuckles your belt |
01/24/26 |
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Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today. |
01/24/26 |
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Post your latest chatGPT exchange |
01/24/26 |
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Alexa, please poast "I'm gay" 50 times on xo & report back any responses by luis |
01/24/26 |
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Partner at my firm just got arrested for lewdness |
01/24/26 |
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should i salt my sidewalks and stoop |
01/24/26 |
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LMAO the HIGH SCHOOL girl I used to sleep w just landed on St B (RSF) |
01/24/26 |
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"Hey Siri, open up ZoZo. I need my ZoZo." "Hello, are you sure? Your toxicity |
01/24/26 |
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Steelers hire Mike fucking McCarthy |
01/24/26 |
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EPAH I was like you until last month |
01/24/26 |
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ICE agents will 100% will be fucked in the future |
01/24/26 |
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rate this ornery philosopher-physicist who blogs about black holes |
01/24/26 |
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life in the current year has an extremely surreal quality to it |
01/24/26 |
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Pronger,B.(1999) "Outta My Endzone:Sport & the Territorial Anus" |
01/24/26 |
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you can buy the house from fresh prince of bel air now |
01/24/26 |
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do you guys still have *that* fire in you? |
01/24/26 |
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Long drive today, can i get siri to shitpoast for me? |
01/24/26 |
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A time machine that only takes you to Highland Park, IL in 1986 |
01/24/26 |
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Imagine u had a time machine back to 2010. |
01/24/26 |
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There’s never going to be a good Trek show again |
01/24/26 |
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95-IQ ICEmos don't realize they could become millionaires by dramatically quitti |
01/24/26 |
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ok bros no more 90's threads unless you have a time machine |
01/24/26 |
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"XO Alexa please -" "-Where can I get a million dollars." |
01/24/26 |
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A Black woman freaked out at me at the grocery because I had a roast chicken |
01/24/26 |
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does anyone happen to have a time machine to 1985 |
01/24/26 |
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LJL "Board of Peace" members: Exclusively 3rd world countries and USA (link) |
01/24/26 |
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Wish you had a time machine to buy run down Santa Monica real estate from 1990s? |
01/24/26 |
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xo2005 poster invents Time Machine and logs on here: HAHA, WOW HOLY SHIT! |
01/24/26 |
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spending years building a time machine to show founding fathers the usa today |
01/24/26 |
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"the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time" |
01/24/26 |
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We've been using birds wrong for millions of years |
01/24/26 |
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In terms of Gold the Dow is down almost 75% from 26 yrs ago |
01/24/26 |
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As a kid I thought Life in Law would be like the Godfather, but it's more like |
01/24/26 |
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Per US Debt Clock silver has *way* more upside than gold |
01/24/26 |
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Alexa engage immersive nostalgia therapy and play "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" |
01/24/26 |
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Just bet $500 on FanDuel that Honnold will fall to his doom from Taipei 101 |
01/24/26 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
01/24/26 |
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"Siri, isn't it ironic how lawyers at cravath traded work-life balance for bonus |
01/24/26 |
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I want to curl up in a sensory depravation tank+have Siri read me XO post topics |
01/24/26 |
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Pic of the armed illegal immigrant ICE was arresting |
01/24/26 |
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Alexandria seemed like a 180 ancient city. Lighthouse, Library, oh the culture! |
01/24/26 |
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"AI in my discipline sucks, but it's excellent in other disciplines" (everyone) |
01/24/26 |
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Siri, pull all the top biglaw lives posts since 2010. Sort by theme, most bumps |
01/24/26 |
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