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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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biz shrew's final egg detaches from uterus as she and lex make leaf angels |
09/23/24 |
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What do people even do in the suburbs? |
09/23/24 |
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What profession do you have the most disdain for? |
09/23/24 |
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On the topic of Drinking |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew shocked lex's suggestion to "roll around in the hay" was literal |
09/23/24 |
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What is the worst case scenario for election? Total dem blowout victory? |
09/23/24 |
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"Dear World, this was a poasting attempt" |
09/23/24 |
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imagine what it takes to make a woman like Nuzzi orgasm |
09/23/24 |
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Golfing has been a 180 hobby, met some good bros from it too |
09/23/24 |
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the Admiral Kuznetsov is finally joining the fight in Ukraine (link) |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew serving cut apples from orchard and dino nuggies to lex for dinner |
09/23/24 |
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MPA how come you don't write a spec script and send it out |
09/23/24 |
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Olivia Nuzzi - how much of why she's considered a "star" reporter is her hotness |
09/23/24 |
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Could you take karlspazz in hand to hand combat? |
09/23/24 |
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dead eyed biz shrew coldly rubbing lex's head in her lap as he sobs to sleep |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew demanding that waiter show more respect to her boyfriend lex |
09/23/24 |
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lex going on an Adam's Apple picking date to find new tranny gf |
09/23/24 |
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Weiner intern Olivia Nuzzi looks mad fuckable |
09/23/24 |
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Is Cucky Chris Cillizza one of those dorks who feud with Karlstack on X? |
09/23/24 |
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The Squanch Man Cometh |
09/23/24 |
(9) |
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90s bands with sentence-names: "Sixpence None The Richer" "They Might Be Giants" |
09/23/24 |
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Wife’s friend lost 180 pounds over last 15 months, but enough about her divorc |
09/23/24 |
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*lex turns to tarot cards to tell his future* *3 neovaginas stare back at him* |
09/23/24 |
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relaxed biz shrew on plane to europe sees apple rolling down isle from coach |
09/23/24 |
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i hope olivia nuzzi gets cunt cancer then gets raped and dies |
09/23/24 |
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Lex internally debating next bizshrew convo topic "Tarot or delirium tremens?" |
09/23/24 |
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lex responding to bizshrew rejection "not the peer review i was hoping for haha" |
09/23/24 |
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"What are you doing tomorrow?" lex asks. "I have a groupon for a tarot reading |
09/23/24 |
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RFK sues Olivia Nuzzi for sending him "way too many" nudes: |
09/23/24 |
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JMU got paid $500,000 from UNC to fuck them up & score 70 |
09/23/24 |
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Box orifice? Gross! |
09/23/24 |
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The Bodybuilding.com forums (1999 - 2024): |
09/23/24 |
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Uncomfortable Truth: JD Vance will be President in 2-3 years |
09/23/24 |
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Best city in US for rich single bachelor $$$? |
09/23/24 |
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Writing midwit tells |
09/23/24 |
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Why are libs causing $DJT stock close to tank? |
09/23/24 |
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"But this is a museum, there's no sexual aura to experience here" |
09/23/24 |
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Longnecks | Long March | Long Goodbye |
09/23/24 |
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Bill Maher guaranteeing a Kamala victory and one house in my neighborhood put up |
09/23/24 |
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FizzKidd has a real bitter shrewishness to her like GJR lite level rage |
09/23/24 |
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long house | long butt | long hug |
09/23/24 |
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Lob friend gets news from Maine stream media |
09/23/24 |
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"I want a pier" (lob friend to date) |
09/23/24 |
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lex: "I want a peer." biz shrew (half-listening): "I think it's just apples here |
09/23/24 |
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'yeah, i'm thinking i'm back' (lex, brushing biz shrew thigh at gift shop) |
09/23/24 |
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going on an apple picking date with a corporate career woman tomorrow (lex) |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew hiding from lex at museum date by pretending to be a statue |
09/23/24 |
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Usha looks like an Indian Meadow Soprano |
09/23/24 |
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"It came from CHINA" Trump says while pointing at Fizzkidd |
09/23/24 |
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One question for you, how are you? |
09/23/24 |
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I am glad Lex's bicurious troonchaser phase was just a phase |
09/23/24 |
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90s thread is vintage repellent xo asthma-puffer autism, reminds me why i retire |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew immediately putting on audio tour headphones, ignoring lex |
09/23/24 |
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dark lex ordering a "hot apple cider. neat." at orchard store |
09/23/24 |
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris accepts Oct. 23rd debate on CNN |
09/23/24 |
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maine is 180 is 180 |
09/23/24 |
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*dark lex ripping girl's glove off before forcible hand-holding* |
09/23/24 |
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taking date apple phone picking tomorrow (doodikoff) |
09/23/24 |
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is there a forum like reddit but for wealthy well-adjusted people? |
09/23/24 |
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80s bands with one-armed drummers |
09/23/24 |
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All the shitlib comments on CNN YouTube are very 2016esque |
09/23/24 |
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Violent Chicago Gangbangers: "These Venezuelan gangs are too much! help us!" |
09/23/24 |
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#Tennis Bros: Is The Laver Cup Just A Dumb Forcememe Now? |
09/23/24 |
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Got in a verbal altercation with local seminarian at Whole Foods (dark lex) |
09/23/24 |
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following xo's advice, lex "keeps it light" on next date by discussing WH40k |
09/23/24 |
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Trump shooter note: "Dear world, this was an assassination attempt." |
09/23/24 |
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does anyone sell carry on luggage that ACTUALLY meets most airline requirements? |
09/23/24 |
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lex's date sues lex tp for giving her "way too many" gentle hugs: |
09/23/24 |
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So “Cruel Summer” by Taylor Swift is about her getting fucked in the butt? |
09/23/24 |
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going on a cotton picking date with a corporate career woman tomorrow (epah) |
09/23/24 |
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Wife’s friend lost 80 pounds over last 15 months. Pretends it’s not Ozempic |
09/23/24 |
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lex and biz shrew show up to museum in identical Uggs, drinking identical PSLs |
09/23/24 |
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Sim glitch: 500 people get shot in las vegas and nobody remembers |
09/23/24 |
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An apple picking date w/ a chick with a jeeeerb she had the Orchard looking @ he |
09/23/24 |
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But I eat from there! (Benzo) |
09/23/24 |
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FizzKidd seems more MAF than normal |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew wondering what lex meant describing David statue as "unrealistic" |
09/23/24 |
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How is yardage calculated on a hook and ladder? |
09/23/24 |
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Museum? Picking Apples? |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew waiting in museum like vicki vale in batman when dark lex arrives |
09/23/24 |
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"How do you like DEM apples?" - Lex slamming "youre nice, but..." note on window |
09/23/24 |
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Lex, Fizz, and MPA's weekend like a Love, Actually rom-com anthology for autists |
09/23/24 |
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Lex in Bane mask talking about ripping the apples from their comfortable nests |
09/23/24 |
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Been advertising myself as a 'Dark Elf' on Hinge (dark lex) |
09/23/24 |
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"Uh, you don't get to bring friends." (Lex as biz shrew arrives at date |
09/23/24 |
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"The date itinerary lists me, you, a museum, and seven take-home croissants" |
09/23/24 |
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"she's so thoughtful" - lex on biz shrew's braincum addled calorie seeking brain |
09/23/24 |
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"Or perhaps she's wondering why you'd go for a "deep hug" instead of just kissin |
09/23/24 |
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I literally want to burn it all down w/ nuclear hellfire FUCK THESE PEOPLE. |
09/23/24 |
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lex explaining to biz shrew how every museum exhibit is about death and dread |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew bringing empty frame 2 museum so she can pretend 2 be painting & hide |
09/23/24 |
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Went on a date with a very clutchable tranny today (dark lex) |
09/23/24 |
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I’m done with academia, this shit is for fucking losers (dark lex) |
09/23/24 |
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ALL THE OPPS POOR AS FUCK NIGGERS |
09/23/24 |
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MPA and gunnerattt are having a gorgeous morning |
09/23/24 |
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Matched with my long distance ex-gf on Hinge (dark lex) |
09/23/24 |
(42) |
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biz shrew modifies lex's calendar invite of "goodnight kiss" to "side hug" |
09/23/24 |
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Lex 'accidentally' brushing biz shrew breast while 'helping' her pin on visitor |
09/23/24 |
(4) |
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going out to eat is so fucking effeminate |
09/23/24 |
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Box slutting it up with simp crew at Lex’s funeral |
09/23/24 |
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"we never broke eye contact" - lex describing biz shrew's dead SSRI stare |
09/23/24 |
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"I sure am glad I 'app picked' you!" Lex texts her 10 mins after date |
09/23/24 |
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Trump supporters in japan |
09/23/24 |
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never met anyone outside of CA who thought that harvey mudd was prestigious |
09/23/24 |
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MPA 'soft promising' his annotations on your poast back to you by 1pm |
09/23/24 |
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“Oh wow that’s a ‘Gorgeous’ Hotel!” Your wife smiles |
09/23/24 |
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Johnsmeyer who looks just like Jackie Aprile Jr. and talking about his Fawtha |
09/23/24 |
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'childfree' biz shrew feeling pang of sadness as school field trip kids walk by |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew assures lex they'll "circle back" to discussion on eroticism of statue |
09/23/24 |
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poast itt if you attended church today |
09/23/24 |
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Dude goes to India, drinks street milk, shits blood for three days |
09/23/24 |
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nintendo announces "switch pro" with 65bit graphics (verge |
09/23/24 |
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"Let's go the museum cafe for lunch. I hope it's easier to get something non alc |
09/23/24 |
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JMU 611yds & 5 turnovers worst destruction of NC since gen. sherman 1865 |
09/23/24 |
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TT why di you hate the west so much? |
09/23/24 |
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UN: "Russia has made mistakes but what JMU did to north carolina was unforgivabl |
09/23/24 |
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mack brown tendered his resignation after JMU fucked him up so bad |
09/23/24 |
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Ever send your bishops just joyriding around the chessboard? |
09/23/24 |
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60s bands with homophones names inspired by insects |
09/23/24 |
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whitesnake - still of the night.mp3 |
09/23/24 |
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$1m but "crash into me" by dmb plays constantly at 20 decibels when ur awake |
09/23/24 |
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80s bands with one word names: "Wang Chung" "Def Leopard" |
09/23/24 |
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biz shrew dry-heaving as "Night at the Museum" appears as Netflix recommendation |
09/23/24 |
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why are Jews so obsessed with U Mich? |
09/23/24 |
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"maybe we should go halves on a membership!" lex says at the museum |
09/23/24 |
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Little House on the Prairie episode where Laura meets stranger Pradeep Gupta |
09/23/24 |
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Minot, ND (pop 42k) successful in suit to be removed from all maps (link) |
09/23/24 |
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xo: a place for low-IQ jew, gook, indian riff-raff to waste their useless lives |
09/23/24 |
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reddit would be a 180 site if there weren't redditors on there |
09/23/24 |
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Gorgeous CHINA build 1,813km Bridge in 5 years for $27b |
09/23/24 |
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why didn't haiti ever pick up baseball from dominican republic? |
09/23/24 |
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sincere vs ironic detachment |
09/23/24 |
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"But the 'keys to the White House guy' said she was going to win!" -libs on 11/6 |
09/23/24 |
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'sean lennon' is like an 'alt right' shitposter on twitter, not flame |
09/23/24 |
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SS guard letting RSF out of Auschwitz "He said he chose to be Christian when he |
09/23/24 |
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Picked apples with a crybaby twink who wants to go to a museum |
09/23/24 |
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secular jew reminding u that he will be out of pocket next thurs & fri |
09/23/24 |
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"Ok, well, can the 'Machien' move the 'dis$hes' to the '$ink'"? (Mrs Mainlining |
09/23/24 |
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Wikipedia Brown YA novel about kid who outs Jews using 'early life' section |
09/23/24 |
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Taking a Monday morning shit |
09/23/24 |
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Taking Contributions For the XO Yartzeit Fund (Rachmiel) |
09/23/24 |
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good morning |
09/23/24 |
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polvo - stinger (five wigs).mp3 |
09/23/24 |
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Guest in shul was named Bbbbbooooom. Wanted to tell him, etc. |
09/23/24 |
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Guest In Shul Was Named Bloom. Wanted To Tell Him, You're Jewish, My Man! |
09/23/24 |
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Mo$t Alpha POTUS? |
09/23/24 |
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Sean and Julian Lennon kicking off the Boogaloo |
09/23/24 |
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Sean Lennon 1488 |
09/23/24 |
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why are we so obsessed with big titted Jewesses from U Mich? |
09/23/24 |
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Pajeets now officially own all Motel 6s |
09/23/24 |
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