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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Richard, from England out of retirement to run MPM 2025 |
12/11/25 |
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COLONOSCOPY tomorrow. First time. Laxatives to be deployed at 5PM/10PM |
12/11/25 |
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Should I poast nudes SWANUS just sent? (RSF) |
12/11/25 |
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Speaking Of Meat & Tops & Bottoms. Ever Heard Tops/Bottoms As Terms Light/Dark? |
12/11/25 |
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US Was a Leader on Climate Issues. Under Trump, Things Changed. |
12/11/25 |
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SPjr eating homemade bratwurst by swallowing it without biting handsfree |
12/11/25 |
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How to bypass BBC paywall?? |
12/11/25 |
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Spaceporn requesting cooking instructor teach more bottom friendly dishes |
12/11/25 |
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German Cooking Class Instructor: Schnitzel Time. Now Pound Your Meat.. NO NO NO! |
12/11/25 |
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How Are These "Social Media Checks" Supposed To Work In Practice? |
12/11/25 |
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Notre Dame damands preferential treatment from the Committee |
12/11/25 |
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Tame Impala is boring |
12/11/25 |
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More of you should play video game music when driving around with your wives |
12/11/25 |
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Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Tour FINAL: Magnus Carlsen vs. Levon Aronian |
12/11/25 |
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Discrediting Islam and Muslims is a whole cottage industry in the West |
12/11/25 |
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Going to panda express for lunch today |
12/11/25 |
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SP here. If I post weird schnitzel stuff about my kid, it is not yummy and means |
12/11/25 |
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SPJr wearing Arrested Development SLUT shirt to cooking class |
12/11/25 |
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List of things xo shilled for before it was popular but now despises |
12/11/25 |
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Gay bar patron recounting hazy childhood cooking class memories to Rust Cohle |
12/11/25 |
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"can't spell pandas express without sex hehe" (me txting luis during my 15min br |
12/11/25 |
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Kyle Rittenhouse marries tatted up trashy skank |
12/11/25 |
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Biz idea: Pandas Express (fast-casual data science boot camp) |
12/11/25 |
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Are there any genuinely cool famous people today? |
12/11/25 |
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Azngirl gets STD from London cock carousel, murdered by American handsome |
12/11/25 |
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"Weekends almost here" -- you gleefully squandering your finite existence |
12/11/25 |
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My boy lacks life skills, doesn’t even know how to make a schnitzel |
12/11/25 |
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“Let’s add some kimchi to this!” SP blurts out while pantsing SPjr in clas |
12/11/25 |
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German Cooking Class Instructor: Now Let's Take Our Sausages... NO NO NO! |
12/11/25 |
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"Hold on, don't start the meeting yet. I think I can get on zoom on my phone app |
12/11/25 |
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Had an incident with kid's cooking class instructor |
12/11/25 |
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Buttered the little fucker’s buns at cooking class today (sp) |
12/11/25 |
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JD Vance BANS 'woke' Calibri font, reinstates Times NEW Roman for official use |
12/11/25 |
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Whok is a stinky buttfucker |
12/11/25 |
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Anyone Have One Of These Home Slurpee Machines? |
12/11/25 |
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insane how there are no good MMOs right now |
12/11/25 |
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"Fuck my butt you fat queer!" screamed Whok. |
12/11/25 |
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OKC Thunder have ZERO stars, 24-1 start to season |
12/11/25 |
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i can not fucking do this anymore |
12/11/25 |
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SP bringing “Cooking with Cum” to cooking class |
12/11/25 |
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Got iPhone 15 Proles Max @ $413 for Wife & I, Replaced 6S & 7 |
12/11/25 |
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Kalen DeBoer top candidate for Michigan job (NBC sports) |
12/11/25 |
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SP telling cooking class instructor he wants kid to "learn Greek" next |
12/11/25 |
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Old ladies always feel compelled to mumble on buffet lines |
12/11/25 |
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It's not a total secret, but lots of guys wreck their dicks maintaining erectio |
12/11/25 |
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Associate @ my firm rewrote 3 wise men carol, made it abt partners, sang @ party |
12/11/25 |
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New Ahmadenijad Tweet: CFB Cmte Corruption Is Worse Than The Worst Of Iran |
12/11/25 |
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Tucker’s Dark, New Obsession With Gay Men |
12/11/25 |
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Dozens of lucky SC children gaining natural immunity to measles. MAHA! |
12/11/25 |
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What an odd movie concept "The Mask" with Jimmy Carrey was. 90s were an odd time |
12/11/25 |
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Lets check in on Florida again |
12/11/25 |
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Mass molestation at religious event in India - video |
12/11/25 |
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Doodikoff on CNN explaining difference b/w 'bama bangs and aspie bowlcut |
12/11/25 |
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Trump judge orders “Maryland dad” immediately deported. Lol libs (link) |
12/11/25 |
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Regard Vince Young ruined college football by winning rose bowl |
12/11/25 |
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Tucker in serious talks with Longhorn Network |
12/11/25 |
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*Sinatra voice* "Comply with me..." |
12/11/25 |
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So I'll be able to send Belle on an MMF swinger date with Thanos and Beast? |
12/11/25 |
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Robotaxis will cover 50% of US population by end of 2025 (link) |
12/11/25 |
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Nick Fuentes is winning me over. He's actually a 180. |
12/11/25 |
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Inside how UTexas national steakhouse brand raises record NIL haul |
12/11/25 |
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"yeah, luis blank bumps me all the time," you casually say to the Ibiza sluts |
12/11/25 |
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Really fucked my life up no return now |
12/11/25 |
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MPA how are you friend. |
12/11/25 |
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poasters typing “THAT’S A MAN” to a shared pic after poasting “i’m gay |
12/11/25 |
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I’m just going to try to ignore Gunner for awhile. No supply from me, freak. |
12/11/25 |
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"The Architects of AI" are your 2025 TIME Person of the Year |
12/11/25 |
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Legitimately feel like the "Longhorn Network" started the downward spiral of CFB |
12/11/25 |
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THE LONGHORN NETWORK |
12/11/25 |
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Why do YOU think gunners first marriage failed? 🤔 |
12/11/25 |
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Gay Longhorn Network changed trajectory of CFB to today's fraud lie$ |
12/11/25 |
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Booked a cooking class with my kid. Gonna be 180. |
12/11/25 |
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Poland really want reparations |
12/11/25 |
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Judeo-Christian friend won't eat Hawaiian pizza. |
12/11/25 |
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Rate the job prospects of a graduate with a 3.3 GPA JD from Univ of Akron |
12/11/25 |
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Seattle Still Going Forward With "Pride Match" After WC Draw Is Iran v Egypt |
12/11/25 |
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Don't let them fool you, libs are getting crushed right now |
12/11/25 |
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Trump Looking To Annex Italy, Austria-Hungary & Poland (Link) |
12/11/25 |
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Feel stoked for all the WBD associates getting a nice hours bump in December |
12/11/25 |
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Trump gay as hell, dawg |
12/11/25 |
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trump "gold card" thing is just straight up third world corruption cringe |
12/11/25 |
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LOL at Catholics. Their "pope" is literally brown—a mud with a nig mom. |
12/11/25 |
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Where Is the Line the Supreme Court Won’t Cross? |
12/11/25 |
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Life hack: jerk off constantly on biz trips to tame temptation |
12/11/25 |
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"I" "am" a "white" "male" |
12/11/25 |
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hypo: stand in a 10x10x10 prison cell cube for an hour |
12/11/25 |
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#Tennis Pro (Career High 488) Suspended 20 Yrs For $44K In Match Fixing |
12/11/25 |
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Wait, the BRUNCH was dancing? |
12/11/25 |
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good morning criminal jews running an extractive scam |
12/11/25 |
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Spaceporn Serious Q: Can you use a urinal? |
12/11/25 |
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Sherrone Moore Coaching Iran National Flag Football Team @ 2028 Olympics |
12/11/25 |
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South Korea abuses kids with insane school pressure - still trails USA |
12/11/25 |
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Michigan football coach knocks up student. Is fired. |
12/11/25 |
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Skydiver Mis-Times His Jump, Gets Caught On Plane Wing (VID) |
12/11/25 |
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Simulation glitch. The Game Awards gets more viewers than the Super Bowl |
12/11/25 |
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Market at its absolute peak, sell everything and buy PLATINUM |
12/11/25 |
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90% of xo threads are dorks complain about women |
12/11/25 |
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Judeo-Christian friend won't work Saturday or Sunday. |
12/11/25 |
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What’s your irl ‘Signature Move’? |
12/11/25 |
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BREAKING new Michigan scandal- "Sherrone Moore" just jim Harbaugh in blackface |
12/11/25 |
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Shouldn’t MPM be underway by now? |
12/11/25 |
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Does Park Slope, Brooklyn still exist? |
12/11/25 |
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Some men pee sitting down. |
12/11/25 |
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Queen KAMALA is running in 2028 |
12/11/25 |
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Spent $120 on Waymos this weekend |
12/11/25 |
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The failed 'turning points' of Trump's campaign implosion: |
12/11/25 |
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KamalaSexytp died for this election. Never forget |
12/11/25 |
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Who bumpin Kamala shit tonight? Thank ya baby 😻 |
12/11/25 |
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Trump is first POTUS to NEVER win against MALE Opponent |
12/11/25 |
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AZNs believe Using a Fan at Night will KILL you, but they love Portable Fans |
12/11/25 |
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Every MMORPG Has Hyperinflation and Power Creep (NYT) |
12/11/25 |
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SANYA in China is 180 Gorgeous |
12/11/25 |
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Tomboy Metis Volleyball Players Playfully Wrestling You After School |
12/11/25 |
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Gordon Freeman on a seaplane to Gabe Newell's yacht w pitch for Half Life Alyx 2 |
12/11/25 |
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Seems like he should have been Sherrone Lesse |
12/11/25 |
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Spaceprawn, CPS call again. Kid still breeding when you drop him at school |
12/11/25 |
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Spaceprawn! Why you scream "Butt Leaks!" all day? You buy playroom hotdog again? |
12/11/25 |
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Tommy rate this turd tennis player being compared to Djokovic |
12/11/25 |
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cowgod waiting outside of EB Games for midnight release of Star Fox Adventures |
12/11/25 |
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Spaceporn here. My souffle will never "fail to rise." It will never "fall" |
12/11/25 |
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McDonalds CEO in obscenity filled rant on how shitty the McFlurry is (audio) |
12/11/25 |
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The Micro Penised Attorney |
12/11/25 |
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shopping for horror paperbacks on eBay while doing light hand stuff tp |
12/11/25 |
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Menacing Prepubertal Asians |
12/11/25 |
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ricky pitching 'vape nunchaku' on sharktank |
12/11/25 |
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There's an entire world separating you and me. The second world. |
12/11/25 |
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good morning |
12/11/25 |
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Console Drama at a bachelor party (Long) |
12/11/25 |
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The Legend of Zozo: Majority Partner's Flask |
12/11/25 |
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UK: Jury trials scrapped for crimes with sentences of less than three years |
12/11/25 |
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OKC (24-1) has the Clippers (6-18) unprotected first round pick |
12/11/25 |
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MPA putting "Jedi" as religious preference on his dog tags after he's drafted |
12/11/25 |
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“How did you get that email?” “I was around when email started.” |
12/11/25 |
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We need to create space for crip bodies to thrive |
12/11/25 |
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checkmark YT hardware reviewer gets into spat w/ NewEgg.com, rate phenotypes |
12/11/25 |
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"My, poor Asians." (tourist seeing SP walk into Korean adoption center) |
12/11/25 |
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fuck man we have to cull all these zoomer 'guys' |
12/11/25 |
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AZNman in Colombia RUNS leaving GF to fight off Mugger |
12/11/25 |
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homonuts |
12/11/25 |
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Must Pork Adoptee |
12/11/25 |
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Any recs for boating to Dry Tortugas Park? |
12/11/25 |
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when poop comes out of my butt, i rub it all over my face. |
12/11/25 |
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Can’t believe I got ahold of this monikor I’m set for life |
12/11/25 |
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Literally just drank one of those giant colonoscopy bottles to shit out shit |
12/11/25 |
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xo 2021 is poasters talking about their gout, colonoscopies, prostate exams |
12/11/25 |
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Trump: I never said "shithole countries" *huge controversy* "actually, I did" |
12/11/25 |
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Ancient Greeks get Oracle America's Cup hydrofoil. What happens? |
12/11/25 |
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Remake of Aphex Twin #3 / Rhubarb using N64 sound chip |
12/11/25 |
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3-year window of disparate impact being gone before dems reverse it |
12/11/25 |
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"Yes Glaucon, but what of the cock?" |
12/11/25 |
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