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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Karate Kid (2010) was built off flawed premise IMO |
08/29/26 |
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When will India hit $10k per capita income? |
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What are some good KANSAS CITY dive bars to go to (RSF) |
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Rate this guy’s brisket recipe |
08/29/26 |
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I would bang 1947 Shelly Winters |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine resembles Vince Vaughn but is a shy lawyer, so dates below his |
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Buddy of mine once flew to Los Angeles to find his asshole, brother |
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buddy of mine makes 300k a year working 9-4 in BIG NOTARY |
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Buddy of mine fucked the hottest girl in my high school back in the day. |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine demonstrated why it’s 180 to be independently Wealthy |
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Buddy of mine is pretending to be homeless in California |
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psychoanalysis is a spiritual bypass for men that see themselves as women... |
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Buddy of mine crushed up a valium and smoked it. |
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what are proles and blacks talking about on their phones all day? |
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buddy of mine married into a well connected Bay Area family a few years ago |
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Buddy of mine is dating an ESPN Personality, all started by sliding into DM |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine has vintage blackberry as convo starter, resembles Paul Walker |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
08/29/26 |
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Becky ur not gonna believe who let the saracens into Toledo |
08/29/26 |
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"Senator, I only confused Michelle Branch with Vanessa Carlton once in my life." |
08/29/26 |
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the first e-girl was alicia silverstone in aerosmith "amazing" video |
08/29/26 |
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ur organic hs gf weeping as she reads ur obit; "he was the 1 that got away" |
08/29/26 |
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George Foreman had a very handsome wife |
08/29/26 |
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Official Ranking of Michael Jackson albums |
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Catalina doesn't look that much more expensive |
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Braves announcers killing time discussing doodikoff's latest romantic encounter |
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I'm not crazy in the 90s you could walk around all day and only see white people |
08/29/26 |
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Lab friend: skeptic of Elder Scrolls 6; Golden friend: blind pre-orders GTA 6 |
08/29/26 |
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For those who need it, Mount Everest summit lounge wifi: PeakExperience |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to think women on dating apps have no sense of humor |
08/29/26 |
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every fringe forum becomes the mainstream |
08/29/26 |
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rotten, icky, christ-killing yahwehist ("ricky") |
08/29/26 |
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I'll inject a dose of enclomiphene into OYT's head so tries to feel like a man |
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Song Yadong FLATLINE KO’D that fucking SAND NIGGER CLIFF DWELLER OUT COLD |
08/29/26 |
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SNUGGIE | JAIL | TUTU |
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Dava Foxx and Abella Danger both in law school with a JD u can do anything |
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What % of men are in sexless marriages? |
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azn moms pushing kids out of orchestras and into orchestration layers |
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going to patent a new chewing gum called EntitleMint™ tp |
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Sayed +4, Talarico +6, Brown +8, Turek +2, Ossoff +7 |
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Did Kylie Jenner get the same breast implants as her dad? |
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When my wife was a stripper “All Eyes on Me” was her #1 moneymaker |
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A new Computer? You can afford it. |
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"like roman concrete, modern software engis couldn't replicate it if they tried" |
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"Something doesn't add up. Sure he's our best lead. But his console history does |
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Nice harness for what it is |
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as MJ exhorted us, let’s burn this disco out |
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Human cope about ai intellectual superiority is lulzy |
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Was wmtp responsible for xo's death? |
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Crazy that HARNESSES have made human intellectual labor obsolete |
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i'm carrying the fuckin board right now. |
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TX Gov Abbott going fully woke re data centers and Flock cameras, LJL |
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Stolen Gland |
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I wanna crack OYY's skull open and drink his bald brains |
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Megan the rappin hoe |
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OYT tell us about your falling out with the local Scumbag bar |
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LIBS WE DONT CARE HOW MUCH TRUMP PUTS ISRAEL FIRST WE WONT ADMIT WE WERE WRONG |
08/29/26 |
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Why are nude lifting gyms “bad” again? |
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Put. The Harness. Down. |
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Estonia’s spy chief: ‘Russia is in a bad place – revolution could come ove |
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Laying in bed nude right now playing with my harness |
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Guy on street corner waving his hands around and yelling abt "harnesses" (video) |
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Spaceporn here, they used to call me "pepperoni nipples" in grade school |
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Spaceporn holding a pair of pliers over a stove burner as his son starts to wake |
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Sucks to be slightly overweight but not obese enoigh to be prescribed Ozempic |
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Shitlibs taking over Congress sucks, but worth it as long as we got to bomb Iran |
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maybe get them cashed out |
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Remember in like 2025 when 100% of us had no Harnesses |
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Professional athelete |
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What should I slide my big black cock into next? |
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Remember in like 2010 when 100% of us were Liberals |
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My harness has a big dick |
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hello harness my old friend |
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ur old: presumptive NL MVP was born after 9/11 |
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Oh you mean this? That's my emotional support harness |
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80 summers is all you have |
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There's going to be a trans M&M in the next TV commercial unless you vote R |
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I just ordered a lamp. |
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ur old: darnell creampied ur mom & made u 47 years ago |
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Ender’s Game is not plausible because he’s a stinking Pole |
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the death of Hegemon |
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Is it good when yields speak GDP growth stalls and inflation rises concurrently? |
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6/10 richest Americans are Jewish |
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RCP: Talarico at +6. But don't worry Shitcons, you've got this! |
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same thing we do every night pinky. try to deploy our harness |
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Lindsay Clancy is a hero and I don’t want to hear any crap to the contrary |
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when ricky posts i immediately think of mental illness, the demiurge, & STDs |
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Wardogs will be a game people will be playing in 20 years like csgo or tf2 |
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Lol everytime I remember reputation defender started on xo |
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Weird how there were multiple Obama types being cultivated in early 00's |
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The 49ers swindler story is 180 |
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Got covid out of no where. Been in bed four days straight |
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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans? |
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I have some terrible news to report about whokebe tp |
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Just dudes being dudes: double dildo, fisting, barebacking. |
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Remember all those stoners in school who dreamt of moving to Denver & snowboardi |
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2 years ago this was applauded, now they kick you out for the same thing |
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men seeking men |
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Some Birdshit CHRISTCUCKS were PREACHING outside NANA plaza today |
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*Fireflies circa 2009 slowly gets louder ITT* π |
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Ackshully evil is good did you know that |
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Best strong poppers to make me a complete slutty cumdump? |
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"wait, what if i blankbumped every poast twice?" emilio thought |
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Trailer for One Hundred Years of Solitude (video) |
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I talk to ChatGPT the way Jafar talks to Genie. Was shocked others don't do sam |
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It feels like we're living in the golden age of Clussy right now |
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GTA 6 gives the player a choice between a golden retriever and pit bull (link) |
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Should I start "poasting" again? (Rach’s internal monologue from time to time) |
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Engineer buddy of mine is shocked by XO's load bearing backslash durability |
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Should I start "dating" again |
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i'm eating him out. his shit tastes so good. π |
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Gamer friend on GTA VI: “I love men.” Golden retriever friend: “Same.” |
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Says he's a retriever >never retrieves anything |
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rate this azn girl |
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Chet Hanks just made a video essay re: GTA6 “white boy autumn” vibes (link) |
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Courtney Eaton and Elodie Yung circa Gods of Egypt π |
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niggers are 180 |
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Putin has brought the Ukraine to its knees. Kiev is collapsing in real time. |
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Let Households Trade Water Savings for AI Compute (WSJ) |
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At shaver lake for the day brb |
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started getting into smegma porn |
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are those "reel" haha |
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Saving up to buy your hs gf a Tiffany necklace for Christmas circa 2007… |
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Teenage romance: “Thank U for loving me!” Adult romance: BPD |
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Taint fellatio |
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ok but we're gonna listen to Reel Big Fish on the way haha |
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xo "men" are mostly nebbish Jews and revolting pajeets |
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ZoZo nowadays is just an interactive haiku performance artspace |
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What do you guys usually poast on Rach’s Web 1.0 cyberhaiku canvas? |
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suffocation by screens was fully predicted by aerosmith's "amazing" video |
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what “clicked” for ai/llms in 2022? |
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Milo being deported? |
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Not sure whether Matt Healy is decadent or shrewd 4 marrying goth Latina art hoe |
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normal that one day every white country in the world decided they needed indians |
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In the clearing stands a Cowgod and a Clique Theorist by his trade |
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"Fast & Furious" re-released this weekend u can still maek it |
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a pincer within a pincer within a pincer within a pincer |
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Olivia Rodrigo, Tate McRae bonded over secret “lawyer dad fetish” (Teen Vogu |
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FizzKidd looks like prime Olivia Munn that’s why you’re all salty |
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song dedication to emilio |
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ask grok to create ur ideal woman based on ur tweets & poast her in this thread |
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GTA VI lets you get use various drugs and get addicted to heroin and meth |
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Reel Fish has 3 stars on yelp ljl |
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*bangs on window outside of bar* "Do you like fish?" |
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π¨ EMERGENCY EMILIO THREADπ¨ |
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Richard Spencer videos |
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HIMARS destroys Russia ammo dump - video |
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Rate NYUUG dancing for AZNgirl in China |
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How do I get some bald tattooed radical feminist pussy fr |
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