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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Auntie i want juice and love marriage and many touch for the chocobar please |
05/15/26 |
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Just had a horrific experience at what was previously one of my favorite bars. |
05/15/26 |
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Rating poasters as excerpts from briefs that Tommy T has filed. |
05/15/26 |
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THE BETAMORPHOSIS. |
05/15/26 |
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If 18 posters blank bump, I will post a pic of me with 3 doods in a hot tub |
05/15/26 |
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There must be some kind of way out of here, said pepito to luis |
05/15/26 |
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kinda seems like most poasters have already been perma-Logged Out |
05/15/26 |
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diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever |
05/15/26 |
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*WH phone rings at 4am* *Trump answers fully dressed in suit and tie* |
05/15/26 |
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"Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But |
05/15/26 |
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a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfas |
05/15/26 |
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Shit threads with low poast counts that get bumped for days |
05/15/26 |
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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene? |
05/15/26 |
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Arkan walking out of church at 6:45 am on a Sunday, holding his shoes |
05/15/26 |
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The failed 'turning points' of Trump's campaign implosion: |
05/15/26 |
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THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU |
05/15/26 |
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*Julia's hungry baby throwing crumpled $20 bills at her feet* |
05/15/26 |
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So PLTR is just some gay dudes in Boulder with an Excel file? |
05/15/26 |
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WMTP w/ a chopstick in each nostril, barking like a walrus while I fuck his ass |
05/15/26 |
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"house rule: shoes off, hats on" said the whiteknight, throwing Chad a pussyhat |
05/15/26 |
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Can't log in anymore. It's over. |
05/15/26 |
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"Are you choking in there?!" shrieked the white knight, pounding on her locked d |
05/15/26 |
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wait, that dumb chick is 26 and wrote TWO memoirs??!! |
05/15/26 |
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"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the purple haired cunt. |
05/15/26 |
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I want total chaos communism |
05/15/26 |
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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA. |
05/15/26 |
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Richmond, VA shooter wrote "Mock, Defame, Threaten" on bullet casings (link) |
05/15/26 |
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Halford playin flamenco guitar as Doobs flails around in bodybag |
05/15/26 |
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White Girl asks Azn man "Is it in yet?" Why? |
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“Daddy, Is It In Yet?” The sp jr story |
05/15/26 |
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Got a little "rapey" with a diminutive Asian guy at the gym |
05/15/26 |
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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today |
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99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant |
05/15/26 |
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"You a cop?" Peterman asked the trucker, narrowing his beady eyes |
05/15/26 |
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Mildly autistic 5s in marching band who are really curious about sucking cock |
05/15/26 |
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a poast in the mind is worth two on the bort |
05/15/26 |
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Don’t mean to be water down query about cannon being a pedo but crowder is bum |
05/15/26 |
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listen to the DEI indoctrination at U-Penn Dickinson Law |
05/15/26 |
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Temporary XO Backup - https://xoxohth.substack.com |
05/15/26 |
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holy shit i just got in |
05/15/26 |
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<stitches together rap music, africans & time jumps> "welcome to The Odyssey" |
05/15/26 |
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actually absurd that there are "people" who don't support chud the builder |
05/15/26 |
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LET ME LOG IN GODDAMMIT |
05/15/26 |
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Latest revisionist history is that Troy was critically acclaimed |
05/15/26 |
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If this is my last thread ever, tell luis I love him and his gay ponytail |
05/15/26 |
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Poasters are reporting that they can't log in. |
05/15/26 |
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We gotta get as much poasting in as possible this morning before it slows down a |
05/15/26 |
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Jeet takes 500mg weed gummie and walks into a gay bar (video) |
05/15/26 |
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US Army: quantity has a quality of its own; Russia: hold my kvass |
05/15/26 |
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This is it boys, I can't log in on my phone. Poast em if you got em |
05/15/26 |
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XO discord |
05/15/26 |
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would you eat this pancake |
05/15/26 |
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Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" but its abt ur wife bringing up god damn dishes agai |
05/15/26 |
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gunnerat is doing some deranged shit right now elsewhere and pissing people off |
05/15/26 |
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Let's arrange emergency/backup communications in the event of another glitch. |
05/15/26 |
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I’ve got a weeks worth of pithy commentary to poast |
05/15/26 |
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Zozo. Its okay, daddy's home |
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US blocks several Chinese shipmens coming from Iran |
05/15/26 |
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"The TS stands for top secret," Agent Jenkins lied to his supervisor |
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DADDY! PLEASE NO!! NOT ANOTHER PLAYROOM HOTDOG!!! ðŸ˜ðŸ¤¡ðŸ¤« |
05/15/26 |
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TT6 is retarded |
05/15/26 |
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Nippon, what happened here, by the way? |
05/15/26 |
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"Care to explain, Agent Jenkins?" "Well Senator, we had no idea he was so insane |
05/15/26 |
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Poast ITT if you STAND WITH Chud "Nigger Obliterator" The Builder |
05/15/26 |
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Biz Idea: Brandy Melvin Teen Porn Site |
05/15/26 |
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Gun to head: 1994 demographics in perpetuity, or 1994 tech in perpetuity? |
05/15/26 |
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"He really likes it there," the psych ward nurse muses above your catatonic form |
05/15/26 |
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Where are we on Greenland? Trump promised! |
05/15/26 |
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Thiel & Scott Bessant sharing a smirk as they pass Mar-e-Lago's Bowling Alley |
05/15/26 |
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XOXO is the Dark Forest Theory of the Universe manifested in a chatboardt |
05/15/26 |
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Has Spaceporn come out of his hibernation cycle to squanch again? |
05/15/26 |
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Prof. Spaceprawn, Chair of Yung Ho Fuk Studies, Dickinson University |
05/15/26 |
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*John McLaughlin voice* “Item! Club Mandingo! Eleanor? Pat? Discuss” |
05/15/26 |
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Fucking bort is getting slow again. At least we got a couple good hours in |
05/15/26 |
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Insightful xoers, can I like Olivia Dean or is she a simulacrum or something |
05/15/26 |
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for want of a login a poast was lost |
05/15/26 |
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putting a full clip in a politician this week |
05/15/26 |
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The FBI needs to shut down this dumpster fire of a “website,” seize all data |
05/15/26 |
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"Now revoke the SSL cert served to anyone who isn't schizophrenic" |
05/15/26 |
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What will you do if the login glitch comes back this afternoon? |
05/15/26 |
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I HATE OUR WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY |
05/15/26 |
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Head psychiatrist rach literally abandoned this online psychiatric hospital |
05/15/26 |
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MAGAs is Donny at -19 on Rasmussen index a “good” thing? |
05/15/26 |
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"The tribe has spoken" you snicker as brain matter splatters |
05/15/26 |
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AMERICANS TORTURE THEIR OWN PEOPLE |
05/15/26 |
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Lol Musk at the Chyna summit vid |
05/15/26 |
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TT re Xi: "I have such respect for China. You're a great leader." |
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THIS FAGGOT FUCKING FRAUD COUNTRY |
05/15/26 |
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None of you seem to understand this. I'm not logged in here with you. You're log |
05/15/26 |
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Didn't drink BEER or POAST on XO for 24h+ |
05/15/26 |
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Disco Fries: Forget Teewinot! Dive the Arch @ Dahab Blue Hole |
05/15/26 |
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Are Harvey/Legora products really just repackaged Claude tokens? |
05/15/26 |
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THIS COWARD SHIT COUNTRY, UNITED STATES OF NOTHING, TOTAL FUCKING FRAUD |
05/15/26 |
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Treasure Planet is a great movie. My boys favorite. Total flop at box-office |
05/15/26 |
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OUR FUCKING COUNTRY IS SUCH A STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT |
05/15/26 |
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Spencer Pratt locks down coveted endorsement (link) |
05/15/26 |
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FUCKING THING SUCKS! |
05/15/26 |
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Nolan's Odyssey is shaping up to be a disaster (link) |
05/15/26 |
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You never give me my login, you only give me your system error |
05/15/26 |
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And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a login glitch |
05/15/26 |
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spaceporn fuming, unable to poast his humiliating poasts for 24 hours |
05/15/26 |
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women vote for libs b/c locked up toothpaste at cvs reminds them of bondage sex |
05/15/26 |
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If this is my last thread ever, tell CSLG he ruined his family for a trashy whor |
05/15/26 |
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Developing my own ff3/6 style rpg using ai tools taking qs |
05/15/26 |
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at some point in the future, all ur xo posts (w/IRL name) will be public record |
05/15/26 |
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Does anyone remember rach's email? Wasn't it @cohenbenefits.com or something? |
05/15/26 |
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It's like you try to log in, but you can't. It's hard to explain. |
05/15/26 |
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"when President Xi very elegantly referred to xo as perhaps being a declining bo |
05/15/26 |
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"--ls much larger once he's actually inside. Oh hey babe glad you made it!" |
05/15/26 |
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In retrospect pickleball was the perfect symbol of the Biden interregnum |
05/15/26 |
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Tinder date criticizing your "mental phenotype" |
05/15/26 |
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Peptards |
05/15/26 |
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Without xo, you're trapped in the mental prison that is your mind. |
05/15/26 |
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The libs were finally going to explain during the bort outage but couldn't |
05/15/26 |
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“Shorter than you think!” (Girl you went on a date with telling her friends |
05/15/26 |
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spackler & diesel are like xo's very own rizzoli & isles |
05/15/26 |
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Chud the Builder requesting a white cellmate |
05/15/26 |
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Oh no, the forum for the mentally ill lawyers broke! Yes, they're bald. |
05/15/26 |
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"Longer than you think!" I cackle to the IT crew, furiously mashing imaginary f5 |
05/15/26 |
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What did everyone do yesterday/last night? |
05/15/26 |
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Cowgod, do you own any Video Game Clothing/Apparel? |
05/15/26 |
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it's a professional development book called "chimp in" |
05/15/26 |
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Why are Nerds hacking the site |
05/15/26 |
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🚨🚨 Please call 988 if you experience a poasting crisis 🚨🚨 |
05/15/26 |
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You can literally fuck hantavitus into somebody else (link) |
05/15/26 |
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No issues with the new xo servers at www.autoadmit.co.il |
05/15/26 |
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The FBI Agent who maintains XO server is on maternity leave. Please be patient. |
05/15/26 |
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Empty Waymos circle Atlanta neighborhood for hours |
05/15/26 |
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remember that one time we couldn't log in for nearly a full day? |
05/15/26 |
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Took a lot of Black dick during the login issue. Taking questions. |
05/15/26 |
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at least the bort doesn't seem slow at the moment. |
05/15/26 |
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Our website never has a login bug. Come to Marco Rubio Toyota online any time to |
05/15/26 |
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kenny logins |
05/15/26 |
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There are currently over 1,000 people at Everest base camp waiting to climb |
05/15/26 |
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i feel like it'd be really suspicious if you had criminals shrieking |
05/15/26 |
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"We'll meet again" plays as rach is arrested by FBI, xo servers seized |
05/15/26 |
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THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED AS PART OF AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION |
05/15/26 |
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This place is simply too prestigious to stop working. |
05/15/26 |
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Cohen Benefits - oh, I'm sure he does! |
05/15/26 |
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🎶 Bill Nye the Client's Guy 🎶 | Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill | *CLIENTS RULE* |
05/15/26 |
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Nobody Poasted Since 1:27pm But MPA Got In A 6-6:30am Burst. Odd Case |
05/15/26 |
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XO is like jazz, you have to read threads that aren't being posted during outage |
05/15/26 |
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rate this pajeeta from Harvard whining about the men-only U.S.-China meet |
05/15/26 |
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CCP Military Band Played YMCA At End Of Trump-Xi State Dinner (Not Flame) |
05/15/26 |
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There are currently over 1,000 baldmos at xo login screen waiting to poast |
05/15/26 |
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*logs in* "Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!" |
05/15/26 |
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This could be your last chance to poast. Ever. |
05/15/26 |
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Did some really gay shit in the last 24 hours but couldn't poast about it. |
05/15/26 |
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Scientists breed 'mostly friendly' cats with scorpion-style venom tail stingers: |
05/15/26 |
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BBC Pidgin: Wetin Dey Say Bout Nasty Truck Stop Peter Man |
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