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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*Fires a civil war artillery piece to announce my successful login* |
03/19/26 |
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I'M ALL ALONE HERE |
03/19/26 |
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I have no bort [except in semihourly 10s increments], and I must poast |
03/19/26 |
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Haha Trump is destroying the WORLD economy, opps well gotta go! |
03/19/26 |
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Amalek in Hebrew is MLK |
03/19/26 |
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"Hi my name is Piyush, just hired by Rach to fix the log in issue" |
03/19/26 |
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this site is full of niggers |
03/19/26 |
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October 9th, 2003: The first time I sucked Chandler's cute little cock. |
03/19/26 |
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Man, let's go fuck some sluts here we gooooooooo |
03/19/26 |
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do you like this Persian-Australian TV host's farewell message to Khamenei? |
03/19/26 |
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So Iran is winning this war? |
03/19/26 |
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Is Luka the best player in the NBA rn? |
03/19/26 |
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prestigefaggot how much Italian cock have you taken so far? |
03/19/26 |
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prestigefaggot, hows your neck since that surgery? |
03/19/26 |
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180 GTO is the dean of the law school in the Virgin Islands now. |
03/19/26 |
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I have tickets for Inoue Nakatani at the TokyoDome |
03/19/26 |
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call me by your name but it's dupa wolfing bp's cum potatoes |
03/19/26 |
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Was 15 min from KILLSELF but then Login worked. Thank! Have a nice Day |
03/19/26 |
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thought it was all over for xo |
03/19/26 |
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frog: "a-". frog: "-ma-". frog: "-lek" |
03/19/26 |
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You are Old. |
03/19/26 |
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Heavily armed gunman in Taipei shouting “ME WANT ZOZO” |
03/19/26 |
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“Okay, honey, why don’t you log some dishes into the sink and then try again |
03/18/26 |
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just sitting here spread eagle |
03/18/26 |
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Micropoaster Madness |
03/18/26 |
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Consuela tediously explaining why Jews did this too |
03/18/26 |
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xo poaster here. i will never "leave." i will never "be forcefully logged out" |
03/18/26 |
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JUST LOGGED BACK IN |
03/18/26 |
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"VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1926: Epaphra is not good at ball games |
03/18/26 |
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VIII.7.6 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you w |
03/18/26 |
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VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here. |
03/18/26 |
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money thread hehe |
03/18/26 |
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my "jewish wife" (not my wife) stole assets from dozens of other women |
03/18/26 |
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IS ANYONE ELSE STILL LOGGED IN |
03/18/26 |
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I think we’re running out of time Fucked by greed and corporate slime |
03/18/26 |
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blew my wad in my panties and all over my dilator |
03/18/26 |
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I had a dream again last night that everything turned out all right |
03/18/26 |
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Human rights groups praise the use of litigator-seeking missiles in Iran conflic |
03/18/26 |
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Lmfao is the bort solar powered or something |
03/18/26 |
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instead of a picture of my kids i have a sheet of thread titles in my wallet |
03/18/26 |
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WE’RE THE SCREEN WARRIORS POAST ON OUR SCREENS SOME MORE |
03/18/26 |
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I’m poasting all night with my best friends I hope Rach never logs me out agai |
03/18/26 |
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a penis covered in jewish vaginal juices after the act of matrimony |
03/18/26 |
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What are your emergency plans in case you can't log in again? Are you panic buyi |
03/18/26 |
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Limited Amphibious Assault Special Military Operation for Big Win |
03/18/26 |
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This log in glitch is the most exciting thing in my life this year so far. |
03/18/26 |
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Terrifier clown mockingly miming your attempts to log in |
03/18/26 |
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I'm watching a TV show. |
03/18/26 |
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Little ditty bout a broken law board Some Web 1.0 shit that Cohen ignored |
03/18/26 |
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is it mean to cyberbully jafar |
03/18/26 |
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Kalpeshkumar Rasikbhai Patel, also known as Kenny Patel, is wanted by the FBI |
03/18/26 |
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Nightmare on elm street but going to sleep = logging out forever |
03/18/26 |
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I think I have figured out Trump 20D chess move re: Iran |
03/18/26 |
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Current White Castle > Current McD. Stop living in the past, man |
03/18/26 |
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this place was pretty cool like a decade ago. never really recovered. |
03/18/26 |
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we can mock/threaten/defame any poaster right now and theyre helpless to respond |
03/18/26 |
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lol @ jafar spending all night schizo spamming the bort |
03/18/26 |
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What a horrible night to have a curse |
03/18/26 |
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transsexual pornography |
03/18/26 |
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🍇 CESAR CHAVEZ CANCELLED 🍇 |
03/18/26 |
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I'll never forget those few times we weren't able to log in. Wow. |
03/18/26 |
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jew nigger website ww3 |
03/18/26 |
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I'm 100% covered except for my holes when I bottom. |
03/18/26 |
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Fight, fight against the dying of the light |
03/18/26 |
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Trump: Pentagon brass want endless war in order to enrich defense companies |
03/18/26 |
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Autoadmit is a sinking ship. LOL @ u if you're not arranging a lateral to Mossad |
03/18/26 |
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How will Trump explain all this in 5 years? “I defeated Israel?” |
03/18/26 |
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Is Annihilation worth watching? |
03/18/26 |
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Why wont CSLG reveal his Net Worth now? How puzzling |
03/18/26 |
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New Study: myocarditis present only in COVID vaxxed children, not unvaxxed (link |
03/18/26 |
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Talking to "AI" is like talking to a 95 IQ pathological liar. Horrible. |
03/18/26 |
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HOLY SHIT I LOGGED BACK IN |
03/18/26 |
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*tears begin streaming down cheeks* Thank you, Jews. Thank you... *breaks down* |
03/18/26 |
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IM NOT LEAVING |
03/18/26 |
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My cover band is really taking off. |
03/18/26 |
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Maybe Jafar got MkUltraed |
03/18/26 |
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rach won't fix this glitch until 2028 at least |
03/18/26 |
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Iran strikes back against oil targets - link |
03/18/26 |
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jafar tp is so online he never gets logged out |
03/18/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 I'M STILL LOGGED IN 🚨🚨🚨 |
03/18/26 |
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That “AI” thing just made up “sources” to support its hallucinations. |
03/18/26 |
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I get locked out, and then I poast again! You're never gonna keep me down! |
03/18/26 |
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Thank god I was able to log I |
03/18/26 |
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Just got X Premium, Grok will talk to me again |
03/18/26 |
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i'm trans. |
03/18/26 |
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Billy Corgan calls (Them) out for intentionally destroying rock music |
03/18/26 |
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006: "For England, James?" Bond: "No. For Israel." 📡 |
03/18/26 |
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Clicked "Remove attachment" in Outlook and it converted me to Buddhism |
03/18/26 |
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Creed - My "jewish wife" |
03/18/26 |
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We're finally hitting Iran where it hurts. Access to xo |
03/18/26 |
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I played Putt-Putt and Richard Scarry's Busytown on Windows 95 |
03/18/26 |
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Blank bump this thread if you don't want to get logged out. |
03/18/26 |
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They still love Patriot missiles in the Gulf - link |
03/18/26 |
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Clavicular meets his biggest fan from xo (link) |
03/18/26 |
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TOMMY YOU MUST REJECT YOUR SLAVE NAME AND BECOME ANOOP |
03/18/26 |
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the JLF 5th brigade has sacked the mercantile quarter |
03/18/26 |
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Trump: Making Persia Great Again, you: impotently poast |
03/18/26 |
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Nice try, Jews |
03/18/26 |
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🚨🚨 AI APOCALYPSE MASS UNEMPLOYMENT GREATER ISRAEL 🚨🚨 |
03/18/26 |
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IT'S SINK OR SWIM ON XO |
03/18/26 |
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not flame i just refreshed xo and it magically logged me in |
03/18/26 |
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Those 5,000 US Marines are set to arrive in 8 days |
03/18/26 |
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Angine de Poitrine |
03/18/26 |
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Afroman vs Adam's County Sheriffs lawsuit verdict prediction thread |
03/18/26 |
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im playing flamenco guitar, all you can do is watch |
03/18/26 |
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Cowgod please describe your formative years in Birmingham |
03/18/26 |
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You like music my man? |
03/18/26 |
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Login glitch is live. Post while you can |
03/18/26 |
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ur sitting in the audience, im in the game, varsity jacket on, get on the jv bus |
03/18/26 |
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🛑🛑🛑 MOSSAD HONEYPOT BLACKMAIL JEWS 🛑🛑🛑 |
03/18/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 DO NOTHING IF YOU CAN'T LOG IN. WE CAN'T HELP. 🚨🚨🚨 |
03/18/26 |
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This could be the last thing I poast before I get logged out 🤔 |
03/18/26 |
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When did the US military become a mercenary force for Jews and now Sauds? |
03/18/26 |
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Chart of average national gas prices since 1990 |
03/18/26 |
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Getting panda Express in a few mins. First time in a long time |
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Trump orders pause on energy strikes on Iran - link |
03/18/26 |
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Nintendo fixes Switch 1 Blurriness on Switch 2 |
03/18/26 |
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Trump: “I solved world peace and deserve a Nobel Prize” |
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Reminder: Bush set off a wave of freedom in the middle east |
03/18/26 |
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KIRKLAND & ELLIS SHATTERS THE MARKET YET AGAIN |
03/18/26 |
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Your future poasts fading out like Back to the Future as the login glitch begins |
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🚨🚨 OFFICIAL 2026 Masters Dinner Thread 🚨🚨 |
03/18/26 |
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RATE this right-wing mulatto Jewess: |
03/18/26 |
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Venezuela wanted and deserved WBC title more than USA |
03/18/26 |
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Hypo: an unmedicated schizophrenic logs in to xo. |
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X account that tweets daily events from 2001 getting death threats from libs (li |
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Wouldn’t this be a good time to bring back Boy Bands with Tall Men? |
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The Oklahoma Panhandle is the strangest place in America |
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"Hey Babe, my 23andme results came back, turns out I'm 96% fag!" |
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*****March Madness week 1 Megathread***** |
03/18/26 |
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Hitting Iranian oil fields won't do shit. They use natural gas to enrich uranium |
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Just embarrassed myself in front of my boss and no idea how to handle this |
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Israel is draining out supplies so they can be a supplier in MidEast |
03/18/26 |
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Board freezing on jafar self-talk threads yesterday was 180 |
03/18/26 |
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Locking myself inside the board so I don't get frozen out tonight |
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Hypo: $10M but you inherit jafar's crippling schizophrenia |
03/18/26 |
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🚨 Karlstack dinner was moved at the last minute |
03/18/26 |
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xo is the best source for pure, unadulterated, unmedicated schizophrenic thinkin |
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At 32, Ben Affleck was creampieing PEAK Jennifer Garner. U: Poast. |
03/18/26 |
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holy fuck i hate managing coders. being pulled into PIP drama. |
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DC Meetup: Dinner & Drinks this Wednesday (Karlstack) |
03/18/26 |
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Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days plays as backspace buys plutonium from Israeli mo |
03/18/26 |
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Why does schizo jafar poast here if he hates all of us? |
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“Did the cancer spread to the part that allows Jafar spam?” “lol no” |
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rating poasters as jafar threads |
03/18/26 |
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Jafar is 2 weeks away from building a nuclear weapon |
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No idea how brown ppl exist in a state of constant bombing & rubble etc |
03/18/26 |
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"Yeah lemme get a 10 piece McNuggets a quarter pounder and another Holocaust" |
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Trump: "We will have won the war when DOW hits 46,000. Thank you!" |
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Do people still eat Big Macs / Bigs Mac? |
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