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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Emily Ratajkowski: "I've become a total WHORE after having a kid" |
06/19/26 |
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"Use AutoAdmit in a sentence." "Okay--I Auto Admit ya to a psych ward pronto!" |
06/19/26 |
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M. Night Shyamalan's family's pampered golden retriever tp |
06/19/26 |
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forward hoeflation guidance |
06/19/26 |
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I don't think this is an appropriate outfit for teen to get her drivers license |
06/19/26 |
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Colin Morikawa won at life (face card, fun job, cute dog, AZNhiking wife!) π |
06/19/26 |
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Chud the Builder will bond out soon |
06/19/26 |
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debate report (Karlstack) |
06/19/26 |
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First openly trans state legislator CRUSHED her primary opponent |
06/19/26 |
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my cat is my best friend |
06/19/26 |
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Having first child, got embarrassed at doctors visit with wife |
06/19/26 |
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AAA Gaming is Crashing |
06/19/26 |
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Winning a war looks like people celebrating your deaths and calling you kikes |
06/19/26 |
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Law & Economics & A.I. |
06/19/26 |
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lab friend has pawtism |
06/19/26 |
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who has more 130+ IQ simps, the box or this youtuber? |
06/19/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster πΉ asked, and rachmiel delivere |
06/19/26 |
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rama duwaji is packing on the pounds and i'm here for it |
06/19/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive πΎ” during ZoZo server outages (li |
06/19/26 |
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jeet bros assemble itt |
06/19/26 |
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Let's all use emojis more okay? π |
06/19/26 |
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*Grabs Monkeys Paw 2nd time* "okay, make politics AND crypto threads stop" |
06/19/26 |
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okay finally made the switch to windows 7. tell me whats good ab |
06/19/26 |
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Okay, I love men |
06/19/26 |
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“Okay, honey, why don’t you log some dishes into the sink and then try again |
06/19/26 |
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Frutiger Aero began around the same time as Autoadmit - coincidence? |
06/19/26 |
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New GF had a sign in her bedroom that says “Depth and Girth” (need advice) |
06/19/26 |
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Bellevue therapy dogs are 180 (I’m not biased in the slightest on the matter) |
06/19/26 |
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But the login to the memo system still works, right? Okay great, login and write |
06/19/26 |
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“Im just not a social person honey” he said as he spent his 8th hour posting |
06/19/26 |
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Video of Tommy and his bros romancing a woman |
06/19/26 |
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It's a high brow gay porno called "Camp of the Taints" |
06/19/26 |
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I went to NGOR island today in Senegal, saw lots of NIGGAS |
06/19/26 |
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i'm slowly coming around to "slower" Web 1.0 lazy river simulators |
06/19/26 |
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The Camp of the CyberSaints circa 2021 (tp, needless to say) |
06/19/26 |
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“And I’m pretty disappointed in JD for making this Terrible Deal! America Fi |
06/19/26 |
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The bull is HIV positive |
06/19/26 |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
06/19/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
06/19/26 |
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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman changed my life circa 2012 |
06/19/26 |
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I wanna kiss my cat one more time… I wanna thank my dad one more time |
06/19/26 |
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Japanese anime based on Camp of the Saints: “Camp of the Sheepdogs” (link): |
06/19/26 |
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Indian streetfight concludes in an open sewer (vid) |
06/19/26 |
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Shitmilio throwing family members under the bus for another moment alive to scam |
06/19/26 |
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*Coach grabs Emilio's iPad* "Hey, this is just CS Lewis quotes and dog jpegs!" |
06/19/26 |
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CS Lewis’s Abolition of Man ASMR is Japan’s most watched 2025 video (link) |
06/19/26 |
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"o fuck what would CS Lewis order?" - Emilio 2nd in line at panda express |
06/19/26 |
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Emilio is a 43 year old man obsessed with cs Lewis? Lol |
06/19/26 |
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) |
06/19/26 |
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Gaul jew demon on here spitting up bubbles of cum as Stage 4 cancer mauls body |
06/19/26 |
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjcA PBIWAAYP-Bp?format=jpg&name= large |
06/19/26 |
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"But I'm straight," you say to your support group at Bellevue. They all laugh |
06/19/26 |
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Framed my law degree, my bar admittance & my certificate of sanity from Bellevue |
06/19/26 |
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Bellevue doc: "No, Taylor Swift PAYS YOU the $25k in the hypo" |
06/19/26 |
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do you have irl friends |
06/19/26 |
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coconuts are the #1 plant medicine on earth |
06/19/26 |
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CyberFrutiger is not a hobby it is a lifestyle |
06/19/26 |
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Height social norms |
06/19/26 |
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anyways, Frutiger Aero Nationalism is the only way out *goes to bed* |
06/19/26 |
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Sent from my Tamagotchi circa 1997 |
06/19/26 |
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Mario Kart 64 beach level coconut crabs silently judging your poasting |
06/19/26 |
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Witty banter with other men from around the world, online, tp(s) |
06/19/26 |
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Emilio Estevez: A Frutiger Life |
06/19/26 |
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"Okay just gonna post gay shit for 5 mins then back to work.." *8 hours later* |
06/19/26 |
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lob friend has maine character syndrome |
06/19/26 |
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Do you think DSA anti-white race communists will do well in November? |
06/19/26 |
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Anyone have a weird longing to live in Seattle? |
06/19/26 |
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Are 5 consecutive SO coconut milk dark chocolate bars |
06/19/26 |
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Am I the only one who thinks gerrymandering is bad no matter who does it?? |
06/19/26 |
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REMINDER: take you're seroquel |
06/19/26 |
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LOFL STUPID KANGAROOS SCORED ON THEMSELVES |
06/19/26 |
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can't believe the weekend is almost over that one flew by |
06/19/26 |
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did not predict rach keeping xo around long enough to become 100% schizo |
06/19/26 |
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Hello! u shout down XO hall w/ tattered portraits of kings. Anyone left! Echoes. |
06/19/26 |
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The British just really, really suck, and Twins is wrong on this issue |
06/19/26 |
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am i allowed to have kids |
06/19/26 |
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How did Lennon end up with the one unattractive Jap girl? |
06/19/26 |
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used up all my tokens trying to self-actualize |
06/19/26 |
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Ocarina of Time but it's a modern game (summon cowshit) |
06/19/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
06/19/26 |
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Ethereally life-affirming music is not a hobby it is a lifestyle |
06/19/26 |
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The Reason (Acoustic) is even better than the original btw: pure ethereal bliss! |
06/19/26 |
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GTA 3 (2001) to Flower (2009) was the true GOLDEN age of gaming IMO/IME |
06/19/26 |
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ive on good authority that Emilio's favorite comedian & actor is eddie murphy |
06/19/26 |
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Blows my mind how common it is to find people taking major shits in dive bars |
06/19/26 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
06/19/26 |
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I’m not a perfect poaster… |
06/19/26 |
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KILL THEM ALL |
06/19/26 |
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The peak of M. Night Shyamalan movies (1999 - 2006) was peak USAslan |
06/19/26 |
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***USA VS AUSTRALIA WORLD CUP THREAD*** |
06/19/26 |
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Bellevue therapy dog named “Emilio” playing with poasters in day room |
06/19/26 |
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πΆ I'm not a perfect poaster... |
06/19/26 |
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...And the reason is you π€² |
06/19/26 |
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π¨ Superstar rapper Lil E (aka GrindHard E) assassinated in Indianapolis π¨ |
06/19/26 |
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Dead NGOR Storage |
06/19/26 |
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'Jeet' means victory (Birdshits are too retarded to know this) |
06/19/26 |
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I’m not a perfect poaster; there’s many threads I wish I didn’t bump |
06/19/26 |
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I'm not a perfect poaster |
06/19/26 |
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she picked up that i was not neurotypical tp |
06/19/26 |
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*Backs slowly out of the Bellevue day room as Jafar tp rages* |
06/19/26 |
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she's a... art hoe... aaaarrrt hooooe |
06/19/26 |
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Kill all soul stealing word game heebs |
06/19/26 |
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πΌI'm not a perfect poaster... |
06/19/26 |
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Sweaty 3some with Dasha and Grimes on MDMA |
06/19/26 |
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Chinky McFaggot |
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His adult life is divided between a sparse outer existence and an intense inner |
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I want to cram my cock down Anna Cramling’s big ass Swedish mouth |
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Sent from my rich inner world |
06/19/26 |
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80 year old pedophile on here rambling about dogs and hiding from the cops |
06/19/26 |
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anyone else save empty chik-fil-a cups in their car for refills later? |
06/19/26 |
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whore called me weird |
06/19/26 |
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Pia Cramling inspecting your penis like this before date with Anna (pic) |
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The most racist thing that happened in my life was Steve Nash winning 2 MVPs |
06/19/26 |
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Kill all adoptive dads |
06/19/26 |
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Taking rest of year off to play GTA trilogy & Stardew Valley |
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lab friend crazy for sweater puppies |
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Golden πΆ & lab friend wonder if it's Juneteenth or JuneTEETH (peak πΎ seaso |
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Cuba isn't so communist as of today |
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'thee you on a bark night' (lab friend going as grimes for howloween) |
06/19/26 |
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Anna Cramling slamming the chess clock after she cums: "Okay your turn |
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guys i think i can forcememe Anna Cramling like i did with Grimes |
06/19/26 |
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anna cramling on ur bed, naked: "so, then you retired again on the Zo? wow..." |
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"Looking for a man who doesn't play games," Anna Cramling lied. |
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Seems my AFRICA trip won't last long thanks to <<<NOVISA>>> |
06/19/26 |
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anna cramling giggling like a sapiosexual as she unbuckles your pants and |
06/19/26 |
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Anna Cramling perplexed as to why you're so obsessed with impregnating her (pic) |
06/19/26 |
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your wife anna cramling cheerfully, excitedly telling u about installing Claude |
06/19/26 |
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Your wife Anna Cramling listening attentively as you explain what "Group 2" is |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
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Whoa, this video of Anna Cramling playing speed chess with her feet is really so |
06/19/26 |
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*emilio rambling about tolkien while high as shit on tutu* |
06/19/26 |
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Rate this picture I took today (pic) |
06/19/26 |
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Okay everyone put down the tutu and step away from your keyboards slowly |
06/19/26 |
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I have AI's argue with each other about the best route to my Self Actualization |
06/19/26 |
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when birdshit birthright citizenship ruling? |
06/19/26 |
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TFW no Amy Coney Barrett mommy gf gently encouraging poast quality over quantity |
06/19/26 |
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Ur a nut! Ur crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? That boy needs therapy |
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Gave my zoomer gf a LEGO reconstruction of her Stardew Valley homestead |
06/19/26 |
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tfw no stardew valley digital homesteading gf |
06/19/26 |
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Trad wives streaming Animal Crossing/Stardew Valley on Twitch |
06/19/26 |
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X users shocked as they find human teeth inside Apple AirPods |
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Tfw no flower nursery manager zoomer trad wife gfπΉπΈπΊπ·πΌ |
06/19/26 |
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These prices are coco-nuts! Crack a great bargain here at Marco Rubio Toyota! |
06/19/26 |
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“And I’m losing my height, losing my hair.”( Papa Roach) |
06/19/26 |
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would yr wife permit this girl as an au pair in yr home? |
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Every life’s an adventure: do you have the courage to go where yours takes you |
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There's a place off Ocean Avenue / Where I used to sit and talk with you |
06/19/26 |
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"I've got faith... faith of the heart" |
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The soundtrack for Flower circa 2009 playing in my head 24/7/365, tp π· |
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Autoadmit.com is 180 and Im tired of pretending otherwise |
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