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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I'm smart like a silicone valley guy |
08/29/26 |
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Doing drugs or drinking until your personality comes out enough to socialize tp |
08/29/26 |
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Looks like Tommy T made a friend: |
08/29/26 |
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TT hasn't been traveling or smashing azngirls. He opened another biz (pic) |
08/29/26 |
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Anyone else surprised at Tommy’s whoremongering in Indonesia? |
08/29/26 |
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How fucked up to send “just send cash” when people wish happy bday |
08/29/26 |
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Congrats to Tommy on his new gig as Phillies play-by-play guy (link) |
08/29/26 |
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Spaceporn remembering Dolly Parton today by getting off in a child’s ass |
08/29/26 |
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Should I go out w this emo looking Omaha 18yo? (Pics, RSF) |
08/29/26 |
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What if you could take a pill to liquify entire gut and shoot out like a canon? |
08/29/26 |
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Who else is seeing Olivia Rodrigo festival today |
08/29/26 |
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Got an AI to suck my cock by hacking a factory to build me a robot doll |
08/29/26 |
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Powered off my harness for the weekend |
08/29/26 |
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Always Have an Agent Running (AHAAR) |
08/29/26 |
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Pretended to be "anti data center" to get lib chick's number |
08/29/26 |
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Got in argument with hinge match over where to do second breakfast |
08/29/26 |
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Best place to avoid niggers and jeets in 2026 America? |
08/29/26 |
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What'd your wife think when she met your harness for the first time? |
08/29/26 |
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we need to be croissantmaxxing |
08/29/26 |
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*announcers chuckling about Mike The Meal Ticket as he shuffles out of the Brave |
08/29/26 |
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Doodikoff? I call him the Catalina Whine Fixer |
08/29/26 |
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Benny Johnson sues Milo for millions over claims he fucks young boys |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff should have taken Big Tiddies to Catalina ffs |
08/29/26 |
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Trump Gas Stations were dirt cheap - you’ll never guess how he did it |
08/29/26 |
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how long until Belicheat is fired from UNC? |
08/29/26 |
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it's shocking how many HBCUs are A&M universities. makes sense, though. |
08/29/26 |
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ICE is far too gentle with these illegals (video) |
08/29/26 |
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Is it time we give U2 their flowers for "Joshua Tree" |
08/29/26 |
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Ja Rule announcing new music festival "Wynd" on Catalina Island |
08/29/26 |
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"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT CATALINA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCK |
08/29/26 |
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Men fall for women and women fall for Satan. |
08/29/26 |
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App chick was right, Reel Big Fish is cool as fuck |
08/29/26 |
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12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "why doesnt he fight back" |
08/29/26 |
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Huge misunderstanding, app chick just a big fan of Stepbrothers |
08/29/26 |
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Catalina now offers a "Harnesses" selection underneath "Handhelds" |
08/29/26 |
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But have you earned Catalina? |
08/29/26 |
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and Becky, when he gave me a firm no on the wings, I knew he was the one |
08/29/26 |
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Had the most amazing night with my harness |
08/29/26 |
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why are you wasting our time if I'm not worth a $17 croissant |
08/29/26 |
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real talk: Catalina would've been the better choice |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff hurting his entire existence to save $20 at discount fish place |
08/29/26 |
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My Harness. His rules. |
08/29/26 |
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Codex 5.6 is too conservative |
08/29/26 |
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Life hack for oldmos for infinite time |
08/29/26 |
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I hope someone smashes my skull open with a brick |
08/29/26 |
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There’s something seriously wrong with this guy |
08/29/26 |
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I deserve for someone to break into my home and stab me |
08/29/26 |
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If someone doesn't murder me soon I'm gonna flip out |
08/29/26 |
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I'm irredeemable and should be killed in a random mugging |
08/29/26 |
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Why don't millennial/zoomer Women want kids jw |
08/29/26 |
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THE ENDLESS PARADE OF ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY CONSTANTLY UNFOLDING ALL AROUND US |
08/29/26 |
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CIA summer interns running MKOK program |
08/29/26 |
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If ur happy w son's dick cut off, man I hope ur happy bc that shit aint going ba |
08/29/26 |
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Mexican jumping beans but instead of beans they're soft teeth |
08/29/26 |
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Human population densities of 2K+/square km = evidence this is Putgatory |
08/29/26 |
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What happened to that guy with the insane big titted doctor wife |
08/29/26 |
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“100 Years of Solitude” on Netflix is surprisingly 180 |
08/29/26 |
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Putting the designer plug in today. round cut. got your net worth in my asshole. |
08/29/26 |
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TSINAH could you beat Gorlock the Destroyer in a fight? I think he wins |
08/29/26 |
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Kaia Gerber is already LOL WHITE WOMEN JUST LOL unfortunately |
08/29/26 |
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Black mom not guilty of killing her kids, Daishawn and Octavius, XO conflicted |
08/29/26 |
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90s u: Semi-Charmed Life; 2020 u: semi sized wife |
08/29/26 |
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wmtp lives on through flock |
08/29/26 |
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Canada: higher per capita measels than US. |
08/29/26 |
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Superior Western Civilization: Aussie Cricket Team puts Indian Trannie on Team |
08/29/26 |
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Spanish newspaper El Pais's article on GTA VI has an interesting detail: |
08/29/26 |
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Hegseth For President is hilarious |
08/29/26 |
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About to pull the trigger on a $40k Patek 5524RG |
08/29/26 |
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"the end of the republic never looked so good" |
08/29/26 |
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Look at all these incredible productivity gains we can now measure from “AI” |
08/29/26 |
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what's a good mental illness |
08/29/26 |
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I just took my HIV/AIDS drug cocktail. |
08/29/26 |
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Why do indians have the worst accents on the planet? |
08/29/26 |
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When I was 20 weeks pregnant, I took a babymoon with my now-husband |
08/29/26 |
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I feel like a female POTUS would use e-mail a lot |
08/29/26 |
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Escher lithograph of two fists fisting each other |
08/29/26 |
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kept farting when my bf was assfucking me tonight |
08/29/26 |
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I just ate breakfast. |
08/29/26 |
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letting him fist me at his crib |
08/29/26 |
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he fisted me. i came. |
08/29/26 |
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Mad scientist Jinx genetically-engineering a "Triceracocks" |
08/29/26 |
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lol Mr. Jinx's ass is not selling |
08/29/26 |
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Mr. Jinx telling people you're one of his cheapest, least fun sugardaddies |
08/29/26 |
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Six Months In, Iran’s Regime Stands and U.S. Goals Remain Unmet |
08/29/26 |
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good morning friends!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 |
08/29/26 |
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Walt Disney wanted to rename Pinocchio's puppet master "Jewpetto" (nypost) |
08/29/26 |
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Check out this google street view of a place that had a fatal shitpit attack |
08/29/26 |
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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating) |
08/29/26 |
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god DAMMIT jafar. you're upsetting cucumbers |
08/29/26 |
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just finished a 12 hour coding session |
08/29/26 |
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How Meta’s $17.1 Billion Social Media Settlement Came Together |
08/29/26 |
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is this really the “rack of the month” or are they exaggerating? (video) |
08/29/26 |
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I just posted for 24 hours |
08/29/26 |
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xo Bernie Sanders: "It translates to 'My Struggle.'" |
08/29/26 |
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Modi Is Hedging Against Trump, One Deal at a Time |
08/29/26 |
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Netanyahu and Trump are both a pair of Palestinian melon bandits |
08/29/26 |
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little jafar, BIG mad |
08/29/26 |
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Raining cats & trannies in BANGCOCK |
08/29/26 |
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xo Bernie Sanders calls for union between Germany and Austria |
08/29/26 |
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Snipe every Kansas City Chiefs niggerba'al player |
08/29/26 |
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i called chatgpt the n word like, a lot of times |
08/29/26 |
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ey bro some strangers from 20 yrs ago are going to kill half the people you know |
08/29/26 |
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my neighbor is an assbandit for israel |
08/29/26 |
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this AI shit is literally just entertainment with 0 value |
08/29/26 |
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girls with beautiful straight hair, parted in the middle, i worship that |
08/29/26 |
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With Denver's outdoorsy locals you need physical stamina to find the right match |
08/29/26 |
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Sick of fakes |
08/29/26 |
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Mormons seem like they love money too much to stop Mammonerica |
08/29/26 |
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Klebold FPS |
08/29/26 |
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Netanscamu |
08/29/26 |
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If doodikoff were a famous pitcher his nickname would be The Meal Ticket |
08/29/26 |
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America: A Celebration of Rape |
08/29/26 |
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Happy 56th birthday doodikoff! 🎉 |
08/29/26 |
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Paid Corey Wayne over $17k the last three years |
08/29/26 |
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The Patek Aquanaut is truly the perfect watch |
08/29/26 |
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I have never had relations with Erika Kike |
08/29/26 |
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🇮🇳 Hindu Hero™ðŸ‡®ðŸ‡± @SuperBrahmin |
08/29/26 |
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honda civic is still under $25k |
08/29/26 |
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tokens back soon and with that, my optimism |
08/29/26 |
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Starsucking frauds |
08/29/26 |
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just 50 moar years of poasting ljl |
08/29/26 |
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how can you just want to stay in the middle and observe? Unacceptable |
08/29/26 |
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Let Freedom Ring Forever 🔔 |
08/29/26 |
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EPAH why you hatin so much lately? |
08/29/26 |
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We are two weeks away from RSF going radio silent on 9/11 |
08/29/26 |
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Wife is wiped out with Covid. Get paxlovid or let nature take its course? |
08/29/26 |
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Would you have sex with 39 y/o Amanda Bynes (vid)? |
08/29/26 |
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*matches with doodikoff* "Omg Becky it's that croissant guy." |
08/29/26 |
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Chicken Shop Date but it's doodikoff buying women croissants and interviewing th |
08/29/26 |
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Cum splurting out of Goomba Dupa Bane like Sonic Coins as Luigi Smashes him |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff frantically grabs back pocket to check wallet every time girl walks by |
08/29/26 |
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Mainlining humans can't even travel to "closest" star (evan39) |
08/29/26 |
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and Becky, when he put up a fuss about the croissant, I knew I had to have him |
08/29/26 |
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If shawty played her cards right dood definitely would have bought her croissant |
08/29/26 |
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and Becky, this guy dinged me about a box of wings, I wonder how tonight is goin |
08/29/26 |
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did I pass. the croisssant test. did I pass |
08/29/26 |
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michael doodikoff across the table judging if ur croissant worthy |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff chicks love when u break flow instead of just doing what they say |
08/29/26 |
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nocroissant | nowings | no993s |
08/29/26 |
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coming up on dreaded 2 year workiversary when I self sabotage and then quit |
08/29/26 |
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You're right to push back on that. The rat-faced media would never |
08/29/26 |
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Social Media changed Everything |
08/29/26 |
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dont forget to like and subscribe |
08/29/26 |
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Everyone is an artist till the rent is due |
08/29/26 |
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its called a resume harness. its a harness for when my harness fails |
08/29/26 |
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Rat-face media to TRUMP: u must b clothed! TRUMP: I WILL NOT WEAR IT. |
08/29/26 |
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low background steel, low internet women |
08/29/26 |
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just wasted like 3 hours and a shitload of tokens |
08/29/26 |
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multiple friend group text chains tp |
08/28/26 |
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good news: GTA 6 takes place back in Vice City |
08/28/26 |
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