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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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JAP gf: small appetite but craves Reubens; WASP gf: “who’s Paul Reubens?” |
08/29/26 |
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"What Can Brown Do For You?" finally answered. It can post 40 twitter links |
08/29/26 |
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white gf - "i love the ACLU" brown 2nd cousin - "what can brown do for u" |
08/29/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
08/29/26 |
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"Every man's life is a fairytale written by God's fingers." |
08/29/26 |
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At my 20 year HS reunion. Wealthiest guy here by far. Half of my classmates are |
08/29/26 |
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Online Forums with (Semi-Retired) Server Hamsters ππΎπΉπ‘ |
08/29/26 |
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2013 was my most DIVERSE year of gaming: GTA 5, Bioshock Infinite, Gone Home |
08/29/26 |
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Nebraska ranked #1 in AP preseason poll for first time since 90s |
08/29/26 |
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When my wife was a prostitute i was her favorite customer |
08/29/26 |
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solid 80% chance i take a hit of weed tonight or whatever this shit is now |
08/29/26 |
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Harness season |
08/29/26 |
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Not to brag but Chatgpt thinks I’m brilliant |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt said I have "strong founder instincts" |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt called me, and I quote, a "Renaissance man" |
08/29/26 |
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Jim Goad got killed by desire to have a family and 'normal life' |
08/29/26 |
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The harness agrees |
08/29/26 |
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I am an BLACK BELT EXPERT at making women feel insecure about themselves |
08/29/26 |
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Many such agents! |
08/29/26 |
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I want to have the same last dream again / The one where I wake up and I'm alive |
08/29/26 |
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Love the harness! |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine makes the most creative internet performance art I’ve ever seen |
08/29/26 |
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MegaChad buddy of mine thinks JAP refers to Japanese American Princess π» |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine pays his AZN gf $500k a week |
08/29/26 |
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Built a harness to stop myself building harnesses |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt described my harness as "robust" |
08/29/26 |
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Early Youtube star Lonelygirl15 has re-branded as an 'AI guide'/influencer: |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine got in a little hometown jam, so I put a rifle in his hand |
08/29/26 |
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I don't even know the difference between mig, jafar, emilio, stalin, etc |
08/29/26 |
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icanseemyharness |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is 375 pounds, depressed lawyer, works a job he hates |
08/29/26 |
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My harness's harness had some really nice words to say about my harness |
08/29/26 |
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I've suffered for my art |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt said I was brilliant |
08/29/26 |
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5:43 make a wish πΎ |
08/29/26 |
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pouring out a drop of kava tincture for Prince tp RIP sweet prince in peace |
08/29/26 |
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Karate Kid (2010) was built off flawed premise IMO |
08/29/26 |
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When will India hit $10k per capita income? |
08/29/26 |
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What are some good KANSAS CITY dive bars to go to (RSF) |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this guy’s brisket recipe |
08/29/26 |
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Emilio, I've got a bad feeling about GTA 6.... |
08/29/26 |
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I would bang 1947 Shelly Winters |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine resembles Vince Vaughn but is a shy lawyer, so dates below his |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine once flew to Los Angeles to find his asshole, brother |
08/29/26 |
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buddy of mine makes 300k a year working 9-4 in BIG NOTARY |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine fucked the hottest girl in my high school back in the day. |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine demonstrated why it’s 180 to be independently Wealthy |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is pretending to be homeless in California |
08/29/26 |
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psychoanalysis is a spiritual bypass for men that see themselves as women... |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine crushed up a valium and smoked it. |
08/29/26 |
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what are proles and blacks talking about on their phones all day? |
08/29/26 |
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buddy of mine married into a well connected Bay Area family a few years ago |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is dating an ESPN Personality, all started by sliding into DM |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine has vintage blackberry as convo starter, resembles Paul Walker |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine gets really excited whenever Autoadmit server is responsive |
08/29/26 |
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Becky ur not gonna believe who let the saracens into Toledo |
08/29/26 |
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“I am jumping with no parachute out into the universe” π
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08/29/26 |
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"Senator, I only confused Michelle Branch with Vanessa Carlton once in my life." |
08/29/26 |
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the first e-girl was alicia silverstone in aerosmith "amazing" video |
08/29/26 |
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ur organic hs gf weeping as she reads ur obit; "he was the 1 that got away" |
08/29/26 |
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George Foreman had a very handsome wife |
08/29/26 |
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Official Ranking of Michael Jackson albums |
08/29/26 |
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Catalina doesn't look that much more expensive |
08/29/26 |
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Braves announcers killing time discussing doodikoff's latest romantic encounter |
08/29/26 |
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I'm not crazy in the 90s you could walk around all day and only see white people |
08/29/26 |
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Lab friend: skeptic of Elder Scrolls 6; Golden friend: blind pre-orders GTA 6 |
08/29/26 |
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Indian food in India tastes different bc there's actual human shit in it |
08/29/26 |
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For those who need it, Mount Everest summit lounge wifi: PeakExperience |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to think women on dating apps have no sense of humor |
08/29/26 |
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every fringe forum becomes the mainstream |
08/29/26 |
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rotten, icky, christ-killing yahwehist ("ricky") |
08/29/26 |
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I'll inject a dose of enclomiphene into OYT's head so tries to feel like a man |
08/29/26 |
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Song Yadong FLATLINE KO’D that fucking SAND NIGGER CLIFF DWELLER OUT COLD |
08/29/26 |
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SNUGGIE | JAIL | TUTU |
08/29/26 |
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Dava Foxx and Abella Danger both in law school with a JD u can do anything |
08/29/26 |
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What % of men are in sexless marriages? |
08/29/26 |
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azn moms pushing kids out of orchestras and into orchestration layers |
08/29/26 |
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going to patent a new chewing gum called EntitleMint™ tp |
08/29/26 |
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Sayed +4, Talarico +6, Brown +8, Turek +2, Ossoff +7 |
08/29/26 |
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Did Kylie Jenner get the same breast implants as her dad? |
08/29/26 |
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When my wife was a stripper “All Eyes on Me” was her #1 moneymaker |
08/29/26 |
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A new Computer? You can afford it. |
08/29/26 |
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"like roman concrete, modern software engis couldn't replicate it if they tried" |
08/29/26 |
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"Something doesn't add up. Sure he's our best lead. But his console history does |
08/29/26 |
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Nice harness for what it is |
08/29/26 |
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as MJ exhorted us, let’s burn this disco out |
08/29/26 |
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Human cope about ai intellectual superiority is lulzy |
08/29/26 |
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Was wmtp responsible for xo's death? |
08/29/26 |
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Crazy that HARNESSES have made human intellectual labor obsolete |
08/29/26 |
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i'm carrying the fuckin board right now. |
08/29/26 |
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TX Gov Abbott going fully woke re data centers and Flock cameras, LJL |
08/29/26 |
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Stolen Gland |
08/29/26 |
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I wanna crack OYY's skull open and drink his bald brains |
08/29/26 |
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Megan the rappin hoe |
08/29/26 |
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OYT tell us about your falling out with the local Scumbag bar |
08/29/26 |
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LIBS WE DONT CARE HOW MUCH TRUMP PUTS ISRAEL FIRST WE WONT ADMIT WE WERE WRONG |
08/29/26 |
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Why are nude lifting gyms “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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Put. The Harness. Down. |
08/29/26 |
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Estonia’s spy chief: ‘Russia is in a bad place – revolution could come ove |
08/29/26 |
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Laying in bed nude right now playing with my harness |
08/29/26 |
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Guy on street corner waving his hands around and yelling abt "harnesses" (video) |
08/29/26 |
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Spaceporn here, they used to call me "pepperoni nipples" in grade school |
08/29/26 |
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Spaceporn holding a pair of pliers over a stove burner as his son starts to wake |
08/29/26 |
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TT6, do you smoke meth with your ladyboys? |
08/29/26 |
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Sucks to be slightly overweight but not obese enoigh to be prescribed Ozempic |
08/29/26 |
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Shitlibs taking over Congress sucks, but worth it as long as we got to bomb Iran |
08/29/26 |
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maybe get them cashed out |
08/29/26 |
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Remember in like 2025 when 100% of us had no Harnesses |
08/29/26 |
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Professional athelete |
08/29/26 |
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What should I slide my big black cock into next? |
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Remember in like 2010 when 100% of us were Liberals |
08/29/26 |
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My harness has a big dick |
08/29/26 |
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hello harness my old friend |
08/29/26 |
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ur old: presumptive NL MVP was born after 9/11 |
08/29/26 |
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Oh you mean this? That's my emotional support harness |
08/29/26 |
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80 summers is all you have |
08/29/26 |
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high resolution videos are being uploaded from Kiev now. the govt isnt censoring |
08/29/26 |
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There's going to be a trans M&M in the next TV commercial unless you vote R |
08/29/26 |
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I just ordered a lamp. |
08/29/26 |
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ur old: darnell creampied ur mom & made u 47 years ago |
08/29/26 |
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Ender’s Game is not plausible because he’s a stinking Pole |
08/29/26 |
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the death of Hegemon |
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Is it good when yields speak GDP growth stalls and inflation rises concurrently? |
08/29/26 |
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6/10 richest Americans are Jewish |
08/29/26 |
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RCP: Talarico at +6. But don't worry Shitcons, you've got this! |
08/29/26 |
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same thing we do every night pinky. try to deploy our harness |
08/29/26 |
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Lindsay Clancy is a hero and I don’t want to hear any crap to the contrary |
08/29/26 |
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when ricky posts i immediately think of mental illness, the demiurge, & STDs |
08/29/26 |
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Wardogs will be a game people will be playing in 20 years like csgo or tf2 |
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Lol everytime I remember reputation defender started on xo |
08/29/26 |
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Weird how there were multiple Obama types being cultivated in early 00's |
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The 49ers swindler story is 180 |
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Got covid out of no where. Been in bed four days straight |
08/29/26 |
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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans? |
08/29/26 |
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I have some terrible news to report about whokebe tp |
08/29/26 |
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Gun-T - Big Simpin' |
08/29/26 |
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Just dudes being dudes: double dildo, fisting, barebacking. |
08/29/26 |
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Remember all those stoners in school who dreamt of moving to Denver & snowboardi |
08/29/26 |
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2 years ago this was applauded, now they kick you out for the same thing |
08/29/26 |
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men seeking men |
08/29/26 |
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Some Birdshit CHRISTCUCKS were PREACHING outside NANA plaza today |
08/29/26 |
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*Fireflies circa 2009 slowly gets louder ITT* π |
08/29/26 |
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Ackshully evil is good did you know that |
08/29/26 |
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Best strong poppers to make me a complete slutty cumdump? |
08/29/26 |
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"wait, what if i blankbumped every poast twice?" emilio thought |
08/29/26 |
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Trailer for One Hundred Years of Solitude (video) |
08/29/26 |
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Show her you love her with a new Computer |
08/29/26 |
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I talk to ChatGPT the way Jafar talks to Genie. Was shocked others don't do sam |
08/29/26 |
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