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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Should I go see Project Hail Mary or the Michael Jackson movie tonight? |
06/03/26 |
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Married women almost universally hate sex (with their husbands) |
06/03/26 |
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Shitlaw boss holding up chart w/ reflecting pool as judge reads verdict |
06/03/26 |
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Trump holding up chart comparing his reflecting pool to skyscrapers |
06/03/26 |
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Can’t believe the Squancher is still sinisterly prowling and prancing about |
06/03/26 |
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being "taxed" to death by a guy currently trying to rape everyone you know |
06/03/26 |
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Paralegal Goat Rapist who's also my First Cousin tp |
06/03/26 |
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Playing Marathon rn (free week) |
06/03/26 |
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Thank you Doctor Ray Peat |
06/03/26 |
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Here to perform the Millennial National Anthem, please welcome Incubus |
06/03/26 |
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So "conspiracy theorists" from ~2005 were right about everything? |
06/03/26 |
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I will be retaining exclusive control over all of my intellectual property |
06/03/26 |
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not now mom I'm externalizing my rich inner world with online men |
06/03/26 |
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"Third World" and "Developed Country" labels need to be ELIMINATED |
06/03/26 |
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America has an Idle Man Crisis (The Atlantic) |
06/03/26 |
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"Boss told me 2 always choose Charmander as ur starter" "Funny, he told me somet |
06/03/26 |
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Stuck my gameboy inside a calculator case so I can play Pokemon at work |
06/03/26 |
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This Ed Zitron guy is laughably stupid |
06/03/26 |
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did the Blue Orogins spaceship that blew up also run on a TI-83 tech like Apollo |
06/03/26 |
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Does anyone who exercises have DEPRESSION or is it only in sedentary? |
06/03/26 |
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the town of zozo |
06/03/26 |
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just fucking die you crook |
06/03/26 |
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My butler just told me the board was loading fast now |
06/03/26 |
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DBG, any scholarship why Shema ends in an Ayin and not a Aleph? |
06/03/26 |
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Why is jafar going after emilio? Is this more/less complex than Gamergate? |
06/03/26 |
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Do any of you remember how mystical and ethereal THE YEAR 2000 sounded? |
06/03/26 |
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fucked some stupid bitch while her dead dads urn was in the room last night |
06/03/26 |
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ITT I give you the 180 AI workflow lifehack for FREE |
06/03/26 |
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"Emilio" needs to be disbarred |
06/03/26 |
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J Alfred Prufrock scrolling through 2018 bumble profiles - "haha wow holy shit" |
06/03/26 |
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Not now hon all the Penis poasters are online |
06/03/26 |
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In a Neighborhood of $80,000 Pickup Trucks, Nobody Knows Their Household Income |
06/03/26 |
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all this stupid noonstop shit to cum in some retarded bitches used dumb fuckhole |
06/03/26 |
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sega voice: "ZoZo" |
06/03/26 |
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Do Bill and Melinda get their kids Christmas presents? |
06/03/26 |
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Using the power of online to feud with anonymous men around the world |
06/03/26 |
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Is Autoadmit / XO / ZoZo the quintessential embodiment of "Online"? |
06/03/26 |
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Companies only really target top 10% income earners now |
06/03/26 |
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Among Men of a Certain Age, Memories of Sega Endure |
06/03/26 |
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Karen, are you a "Judy Greer" type? |
06/03/26 |
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When your own daughter knows you're going to have to die |
06/03/26 |
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Schizophrenia provoking and reinforcing webforum |
06/03/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
06/03/26 |
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Hypo: marathon vs 100 elite runners w/ weighted vests = to your weight-theirs |
06/03/26 |
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how xoxohth began discovered (spoiler: ethereal masculine ingenuity) 💘 |
06/03/26 |
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Reminder: Melinda gave 100s of millions to Bill's kids defeating parenting power |
06/03/26 |
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I love men & women (designed for a distinct yet complementary purpose!) 🍇 |
06/03/26 |
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Question regarding Asian Pussy |
06/03/26 |
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AI has DECODED animal language |
06/03/26 |
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Emilio and u cramming for Defense Against the Dark Arts exams |
06/03/26 |
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Birdshit Europe's Decline one of FASTEST in Human History |
06/03/26 |
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Harvest Moon : Lofi | Back to Nature Relax Music Collection |
06/03/26 |
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tommy 3 MORE birdshits die 'mountaineering' ljl |
06/03/26 |
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"Emilio" is a gaul jew career criminal at the end of his life |
06/03/26 |
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Imagine if I got MALARIA & AIDS in furking NIGGALAND |
06/03/26 |
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i like women's fat bodies, always have |
06/03/26 |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
06/03/26 |
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Future photos of happy, healthy poasters fading away as site returns to norma |
06/03/26 |
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Crossing China One Cigarette at a Time |
06/03/26 |
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Hypo: you travel back in time with nothing but two mega-jars of Costco ibuprofen |
06/03/26 |
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Video game history: Kirby’s Dreamland -> Mario 64 -> Harvest Moon PS1 🐶 |
06/03/26 |
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after bottom surgery i will still be human, thank you |
06/03/26 |
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Scamilio and co my relations are not your private blood pool |
06/03/26 |
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BAM! You wake up naked in the street in 1787. How to survive? |
06/03/26 |
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1 blank bump and I'll shoot up this office today |
06/03/26 |
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Scamdadis in my head and they won't go |
06/03/26 |
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"Don't cry because it's over; cry because it never happened" (stats handsome) |
06/03/26 |
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Law School Admission Bort saga is over (Rachmiel, presumably) |
06/03/26 |
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hanging out with SF literal fags irl rn |
06/03/26 |
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just a chill wednesday serving 140K of FDCPA claims |
06/03/26 |
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Protip: STOCKS will CRASH soon now that TT has bought back in |
06/03/26 |
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"only server hamster in the room" - the Autoadmit.com Story |
06/03/26 |
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Stats Handsome saga is over (FizzKidd) |
06/03/26 |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
06/03/26 |
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ZoZo girlfriend: free spirit sense of humor; mommy gf: 40 but looks zoomer |
06/03/26 |
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fuck man i might actually have to kill a few people irl |
06/03/26 |
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Sorry libs, Iran CANNOT be allowed to have a nuclear weapon |
06/03/26 |
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oh will you look at that "our greatest ally" is backroom blackmailing |
06/03/26 |
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bomb france |
06/03/26 |
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face stealing trash can demon |
06/03/26 |
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Whatever happened to ARE COUNTRY PUMO? |
06/03/26 |
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crazy taxi the video game |
06/03/26 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
06/03/26 |
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if you have the will or desire to continue living you are unfathomably faggot |
06/03/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
06/03/26 |
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Rate LBJ's courtship of his wife - link |
06/03/26 |
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Fit yet Thick Korean chicks seem to really like my BJC |
06/03/26 |
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i havent ejaculated from my dick since early 2023 |
06/03/26 |
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A young man named "Penis Boy" having a Faulknerian experience in a deep woods |
06/03/26 |
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I’m Chambers band 1 (litigation) & I just had a major diaper blowout |
06/03/26 |
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Just copped a 6000 Blackwell Pro. Which llm to install first? |
06/03/26 |
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The Latham litigator’s wife farted wetly into the leather of their BMW X7. |
06/03/26 |
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"We call it a 'Pig in Cream!"" screams Evan Chesler. "Because you cum in his |
06/03/26 |
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How bout “Fuckit of Chicken” I murmured as I had sex with KFC chicken bucket |
06/03/26 |
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Spaceporn is 180 |
06/03/26 |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
06/03/26 |
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Trump settles w/ SPLC! Will become "Southern Poverty AntiDefamation League Clini |
06/03/26 |
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Tracking lsd’s prediction that Clinton Obama and Biden will be arrested |
06/03/26 |
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At least we can now balance the budget and pay some of ARE debts |
06/03/26 |
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CBS is now run by a right wing bull dyke? |
06/03/26 |
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superseding indictment against SPLC. holy shit they were busy. |
06/03/26 |
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Homos: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE |
06/03/26 |
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The Epstein thing proves once and for all the world is controlled by pedos |
06/03/26 |
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Question about European feudalism. |
06/03/26 |
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i woke up and chose violence today |
06/03/26 |
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*your son eating cat food* "Dad, why can't we be nocoiners?" |
06/03/26 |
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"I'm currently out of the office collecting Pokemon" |
06/03/26 |
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https://www.rotoscopers.com/wp-c
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06/03/26 |
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I feel deeply inspired by ZoZo’s witty insightful even surreal “poasting” |
06/03/26 |
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Going Asian & Going Aslan meeting in the Interstellar bookcase realm (link) |
06/03/26 |
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Iran extends an olive branch - link |
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Is Autoadmit the greatest achievement of the Information Age? |
06/03/26 |
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
06/03/26 |
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Tried to match this chick's sexual energy on texting & she blocked me |
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TFW no Amy Coney Barrett mommy gf gently encouraging poast quality over quantity |
06/03/26 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
06/03/26 |
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How many people actually care about the Autoadmit.com plot lines? |
06/03/26 |
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Dare I blank bump a poast? The Love Song of J Alfred Pumo |
06/03/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive 🐾” during ZoZo server outages (li |
06/03/26 |
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"You're my real gold medal" Rachmiel tells you as he pulls the plug on XO server |
06/03/26 |
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Wow so rachmiel was right about everything? Web 1.0 minimalism tp |
06/03/26 |
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a bunch of ex mossad kikes are tracking me here not flame |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
06/03/26 |
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LOL OH BOY AM I MAKING SOME ENEMIES IRL TODAY |
06/03/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
06/03/26 |
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As much as I act like I want to forget it I still wish for you at eleven-eleven |
06/03/26 |
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So let me get this straight. Trump is going into second term with Nobel Prize |
06/03/26 |
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XO looks the same as pr allaire in the 90s |
06/03/26 |
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We live in a beautiful world / Yeah we do yeah we do / We live in a beautiful... |
06/03/26 |
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DONT PANIC...the fundamentals are strong, it will be fine |
06/03/26 |
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This dood in my Whatsapp group just hacks devices and makes them play Doom |
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Chart of average national gas prices since 1990 |
06/03/26 |
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Woman I hooked up with 3 years ago texted saying she is "withdrawing consent" |
06/03/26 |
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Lol American GDP is utter flame |
06/03/26 |
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What's the strangest animal you've seen someone brought to a dog park? |
06/03/26 |
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ETH < $1800 |
06/03/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
06/03/26 |
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My Whatsapp group with AI devs includes an actual IRL ANTIFA leader |
06/03/26 |
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The bort deserves an honorable death, not this slow bleed |
06/03/26 |
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Michelangelo eating chicken parm and fettuccine Alfredo with the Medicis |
06/03/26 |
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On the Server Hampster's Secret Service |
06/03/26 |
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MTP and turboquant: overhyped and TTT |
06/03/26 |
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Sometimes I think about the Allaire guys who wrote our forum software |
06/03/26 |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
06/03/26 |
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AAA Poaster tp |
06/03/26 |
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brain matured on XO, don't know how to talk to people normally online |
06/03/26 |
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ITT we paste entries from our 2004 LiveJournals |
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Should I send my mom to MD Anderson for a second opinion |
06/03/26 |
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Black Sabbath: Children of the Gravens |
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Companionship with other men through words on a screen. |
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