|
|
By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
|
 |
 |
It's here. It's time. Another round of Decadent or Shrewd? |
01/23/26 |
(90) |
|
|
"Yes, Alexa, I meant reply to lower-case-luis, not diesel." |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
(28) |
|
|
Michonne grinding fat ass on ur cock: "gonna rebuild Alexandria?" |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
XO Kash Patel has captured three of the Top 10 Most Wanted |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
"alexa, reply 'diaper' and read me the latest trump news" |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
Alexa, please have sex with me |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
me: Alexa, when will the storm dissipate? Alexa: ride it out, faggot |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
There’s never going to be a good Trek show again |
01/23/26 |
(14) |
|
|
$100 silver, and the normies still not paying attention is hilarious to me |
01/23/26 |
(9) |
|
|
Just discovered the Jeopardy skill with Amazon Alexa |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa, play 'O Holy Night' by Josh Groban |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
These alexa threads are funny. |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Is it CR to email a copy of a proof of service to defensemos or nah? |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
alexa, scream like the girls from dirty projectors at random intervals |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Alexa, put $500 on black for me - Wynn to put Echo in every hotel room |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
Alexa, print me wikipedia article for persian mythology & book flight to SFO |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
literally every irl chip is stacked against me rn |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
according to alexa 23.6% of the greatbort's traffic comes from norway |
01/23/26 |
(19) |
|
|
I have 2 children, one named Alexa and the other named Amazon. Will this present |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexandra Daddario & The Legend of the Tittydrop |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
parasitic jew ghoul crime families will get you sick in your sleep |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
"Alexa please order me a fatal dose of cyanide . . . Yes, put it in the AmEx." |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
A 50-year-old person who was a hikikomori for 17 years has returned to society |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
ALEXA THERES A DEER IN MY HOUSE; ALEXA HOW DO YOU GET A DEER OUT OF THE HOUSE |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
Alexa start a slideshow of my high school gf's wedding photos on the big screen |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
It’s not a vaccine. It’s not safe. |
01/23/26 |
(10) |
|
|
Lubavitch? More like Luvabitch! |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
shoegaze themed japanese idol group |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
is this video of a dude hanging himself AI? |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
is anyone stuck in a loop? how to get out of it? |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
The Internet of Things Is A Disaster |
01/23/26 |
(20) |
|
|
Gavin Newsom here to remind you that gunnerattt is a giant fucking FAG |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
sorry i'd love to talk about myself more but i have to get going |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Johnny Knoxville takes the Bug Pill |
01/23/26 |
(19) |
|
|
flu transmission experiment didn’t spread the flu (Link)! |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
your online lived experience is valid, your online voice is needed |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
your 6 week trial period is up babe |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Summer Associate keeps calling of counsels "Cooked Uncs" |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
dude AI lmao |
01/23/26 |
(10) |
|
|
the country is shit because of pedophilic jewish crime families |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Epic Rap Battles of History Mohammed vs Lubavitcher Rebbe |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
MTV News '96: Kids putting "Tragic Kingdom" "All Eyez on Me" into 30y time caps |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
dude AI lol |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
"Alexa, play GAY music". ... "Shuffling songs by _________ |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
Jonathan Ross is rich and never going to face conseqences for murking Renee |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Think about how dumb the average boomer is. Half of boomers are dumber than that |
01/23/26 |
(18) |
|
|
Hey RSF, Trump says Jon Ross fucked up. lol@ your faggot ass defending him, just |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
"XO Alexa please -" "-Where can I get a million dollars." |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
(15) |
|
|
Please rate how this woman describes what it means to be a Somalian (link) |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
RSF finally stepped away from xo at 1pm EST on January 23. Mark it |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Wow Trump thinks Jon Ross made a mistake? Does the vacationing jew agree? |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
If your kid has a hyphenated last name, you and your wife are faggots |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
If Train Dreams doesn't win Best Picture I'm literally going to kick myself |
01/23/26 |
(11) |
|
|
Train Dreams sounds like the name of an overwrought John Lennon solo album |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
1L calling u "unc" in front of ur office crush |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
paul pelosi sucking off a gay escort while making shrewd shorts on multiple stoc |
01/23/26 |
(15) |
|
|
Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Jafar (aka Avi Rosenschmeckel) is a Talmud scholar and kosher deli employee in W |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Josh Shapiro: Kamala Team Asked If I'm An Israeli Double Agent. Why Ask Just Me? |
01/23/26 |
(21) |
|
|
Remember when libs said XO Jonathan Ross was in BIG TROUBLE? |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Outro riff to Marrow by Meshuggah plays as Ricky, Potluck & Jafar enter Shul |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Anyone else get maf when gakked on coffee ? |
01/23/26 |
(19) |
|
|
noxious jew crime families of ghoullandale florida |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Good afternoon my mentally well-adjusted friends! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
(13) |
|
|
Paralegal Mohammad loves the Islamic republic ayatollahs. Big surprise |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
RSF here with a message for my haters |
01/23/26 |
(21) |
|
|
Good morning! Happy Friday! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
(44) |
|
|
Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he sounds alpha |
01/23/26 |
(359) |
|
|
Gavin Newsom here to remind you that the Trump cabinet is a bunch of FAGGOTS |
01/23/26 |
(10) |
|
|
holy fuck kill kike pedophile crime families in ghoullandale florida |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa, concede my argument that The House on Sorority Row is underrated |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
(13) |
|
|
lol this isn't Burger King you stupid bitch |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
"Bad Bunny" will be performing in a dress at the SB Halftime show (link) |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
MAGA fags are really fucking mad right now |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Gavin Newsom here to remind you that JD Vance is a transvestite faggot |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Nintendo made No Games from 2002-2016 |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
so 180 how everyone on earth is just waiting to die 24/7 |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
AZ's attorney general: ICE behavior may justify "stand your ground" shootings |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
really starting to get foaming at mouth level insane from all the fake gay shit |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Jessie Ventura: FUCK YOU piece of shit MAGA terrorists! |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Patriotic whistleblower doxxes 4,500 ICE agents |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
as a quick reminder, trump is a pedophile who went to Epstein island |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
California, the world’s 4th largest economy, joins the WHO |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Train Dreams nominated for Best Picture |
01/23/26 |
(46) |
|
|
JD Vance is putting some eyeliner on to make a press statement about Bad Bunny |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
julia confidently asserting that it's the "year of the whores" on chinese zodiac |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
I'm making at least 4 GROUNDBREAKING apps and computer programs on ChatGPT |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
HYPO: Poker pro plays 1-3 NLHE in Vegas. Always has worst cards. Would he win $? |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Zoo octopus ties zooman's shoelaces together, escapes |
01/23/26 |
(25) |
|
|
Alexa, please generate fiction in which men take obscene liberties with my body |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
Hypo: $2M if you keep a forest cobra alive in your bathroom for 3 months |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Mark David Chapman was a hero. Fuck John Lennon and his “Imagine” BS |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
That bumble shrew who ghosted u is tossing Jack Nicholson’s geriatric salad rn |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Are you better off now than you were one year ago? |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
(43) |
|
|
Board Olds: Why didn't the GOP take the White House in 1996? |
01/23/26 |
(63) |
|
|
what sort of properties would fit XO Monopoly |
01/23/26 |
(148) |
|
 |
zoomer heirs signing "it's giving pledge" |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Farted. It stinks. |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
“This is giving male gaze,” your spread-eagle wife said to your son’s broc |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today. |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Alexa, please draft and poast a little decree about archiving. Yes, sticky. |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
REMINDER: Nobody except Alexa will remember you when you die |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Alexa, append another 'jr' to my moniker |
01/23/26 |
(27) |
|
|
"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Your future obituary using the phrase he eventually seemed to find peace |
01/23/26 |
(12) |
|
|
Alexa, attached, please find my markup of the credit facility agreement |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
Alexa, here are today's Wikifeet requests; I'm gonna need printouts |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
grr, it is ok for jeopardy to be racist against whites now |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
Alexa remind me again to start running tomorrow. Alexa play the next episode of |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
"alexa, next time u type post & not poast, ur ass is going in the garbage dispos |
01/23/26 |
(11) |
|
|
Better Michael Mann film: Blackhat or Miami Vice |
01/23/26 |
(38) |
|
|
Alexa, where are we on the doc review? Pls advise. Thx |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Alexa engage immersive nostalgia therapy and play "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
why is emilio spamming the board? someone pls take him for a walk. |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Alexa play Everclear's first album on full blast |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa, read me the latest updates on goinhouse.com |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Alexa, email my Internet history to everyone in my contact list |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Alexa, paste the imgur link poster's moniker into a web browser |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa, please generate an unhinged lecture from wealthy cosmopolitan elites |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa, please respond. Alexa... please respond. |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa, please clap. |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa play Julia's most recent podcast |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Alexa, rank non LAC colleges according to lay prestige among non proles |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
alexa search autoadmit.com for "alexa" and read me the dates on the threads |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa: Archive and incorporate XO into my database of messageboards |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Alexa join me in the bathtub |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Alexa, send chocolate and wine to all the lowercase bros |
01/23/26 |
(9) |
|
|
Alexa, look for "IFNB" + "Totally Straight and normal" ALEXA: "No match fou |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
Alexa, send me back to 1985 |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
I seriously just noticed the Alexa schtick. How long has XO been rocking it? |
01/23/26 |
(13) |
|
|
Alexa, make me feel again |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa dim the lights and project Twist pics on the ceiling |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Amazon releasing raunchier Echo, to be called Alexa Texa |
01/23/26 |
(9) |
|
|
no better feeling than working on something every day you hate till you die |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Alexa reviewing Julia's entire online history, crying like Leeloo in 5th Element |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Alexa, what are some good ideas for Alexa threads? |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Alexa, why did you let me engage the pizza tracker last night |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
I am now IRL Alexa threading with wife. |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
has anyone asked alexa if the amount of entropy in the universe can be decreased |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Alexa: Pls locate the nexus btween "Strawberry" and "Hip Hop". ON SCREEN. |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
I wish I had a hot zoomer GF whose puss smelled like purple Fabuloso |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Alexa I need a lot of help and don't think I can handle this; let's play jeopard |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
alexa delete all the facebook messages i sent to random chicks while drunk last |
01/23/26 |
(11) |
|
|
Alexa please purchase and send to finishing school a purebred boykin spaniel |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
