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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Oceans by Hillsong United is a great song |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement |
08/29/26 |
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most humans should be exterminated |
08/29/26 |
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any sk8r bois on tonite |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to get into piano music as a way to see azngirls perform live |
08/29/26 |
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Just got back from bar, rejected by 17 out of 17 girls |
08/29/26 |
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You guys wanted the text of Outta My Endzone. So here it is: |
08/29/26 |
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Ideal Living allegedly funds a global sex trafficking cult |
08/29/26 |
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Just got back from XO, blank bumped by 17 out of 17 poasters |
08/29/26 |
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NYT: "Trump Is in Open Revolt Against the Constitution" |
08/29/26 |
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maximum iq to think buying real estate is ever good idea? |
08/29/26 |
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Continuing w/ wild wild country, more thoughts |
08/29/26 |
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You ever notice how random people who are artists suck at art |
08/29/26 |
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Do you ever go through your YouTube subs and delete ones you don't want anymore? |
08/29/26 |
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I just realized why nigger hives are so barren |
08/29/26 |
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If Hillary primaried Obama the first time, the world would've been normal |
08/29/26 |
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Watching The Sixth Sense (1999) and taking qs |
08/29/26 |
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The aspie nerd who set Israeli SIGINT back 20 years - link |
08/29/26 |
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Reading about the Six Day War - Arab soldiers are pretty odd |
08/29/26 |
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“my dopamine is low” activating xo forum recording at 18000% speed click ref |
08/29/26 |
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trillions of dollars poured into ai infrastructure all for asian pussy |
08/29/26 |
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It's 1997. In the soft glow of TV light plays the "Pure Moods" CD commercial |
08/29/26 |
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ur doordasher sitting around at some random st for an hour because u undertipped |
08/29/26 |
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I just know they’re gonna ruin GTA6 |
08/29/26 |
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i just don't think he did say "prance party", dude |
08/29/26 |
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hmm bort cons? HMMM?! *prances around in diaper* |
08/29/26 |
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Chuck Norris rocket-armed motorcycle |
08/29/26 |
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GTA 6 will help increase fertility rate |
08/29/26 |
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Mandami's US Open: Players Complaining Courts Smell Like Weed (Link) |
08/29/26 |
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Accidentally just poasted with other men for multiple hours |
08/29/26 |
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LONG LIVE THE WALLS WE CRASHED THROUGH |
08/29/26 |
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schizoposting as a service |
08/29/26 |
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"What kind of Art do I do? Well I, uh, curate thread shapes on autoadmit dot com |
08/29/26 |
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hypo: minnie driver walks in your room and starts cleaning |
08/29/26 |
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jjc on piano: harrerrrurahhhh |
08/29/26 |
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an epic poast idea you had while driving now lost to the ether |
08/29/26 |
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No one knew what he did in there 24/7 |
08/29/26 |
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The weird thing about public spaces now is that everyone is filming |
08/29/26 |
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Rach sends bill for each day of poasting since 2005. $4.00 per day. |
08/29/26 |
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Guess how many unique poasters are on the Newest Message List rn |
08/29/26 |
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*suddenly throws out a crisp sieg heil out the window, goes back to bed* |
08/29/26 |
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Third Eye Blind playing “God of Wine” as you’re led back to the ‘90s |
08/29/26 |
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π«1st XO poast circa GTA 5… last? π XO poast circa GTA 6… tp. π |
08/29/26 |
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Rachmaninoff's 3rd piano concerto never gets old AND has Rach in the name = 180 |
08/29/26 |
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exclusively azngirls playing classical music |
08/29/26 |
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There RETARDS on X arguing Thailand is still "Third World" |
08/29/26 |
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*neighbor saying "woah thats a hot take!" while u yell racisms & do sieg heils* |
08/29/26 |
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has any status symbol elevated more than 'poasting' ? |
08/29/26 |
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Let's make a thread with an interesting shape ITT |
08/29/26 |
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*Mariah C's "Always Be My Baby" slowly gets louder as Rach reminisces about XO:* |
08/29/26 |
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"THIS IS HOW WE DO IT" shrieked boner police in Montell Jordan voice as I fucked |
08/29/26 |
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Explore new worlds. Boot up a new Computer. |
08/29/26 |
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no other race that would casually crawl out of a hole in the ground in NYC |
08/29/26 |
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Is Michael Jordan the most famous person of all time? |
08/29/26 |
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white guys are going absolutely crazy for igwwg these days |
08/29/26 |
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Pressurized Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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@grok, explore the JJC autoadmit lore |
08/29/26 |
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Introducing A²: Your Premium Subscription to a Curated Poasting Experience. |
08/29/26 |
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WASP GF: He Must Have Gone To Cotillion | JAP GF: He Must Make A Million! |
08/29/26 |
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Bobby Birdshit boycotting UPS for asking "What can Brown do for you?" |
08/29/26 |
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JAP gf: pretends to <3 diversity, avoids it; WASP gf: politely avoids topic |
08/29/26 |
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JAP gf: small appetite but craves Reubens; WASP gf: “who’s Paul Reubens?” |
08/29/26 |
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"What Can Brown Do For You?" finally answered. It can post 40 twitter links |
08/29/26 |
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white gf - "i love the ACLU" brown 2nd cousin - "what can brown do for u" |
08/29/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to suspect some poasters are IRL mentally ill & not performance art |
08/29/26 |
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"Every man's life is a fairytale written by God's fingers." |
08/29/26 |
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At my 20 year HS reunion. Wealthiest guy here by far. Half of my classmates are |
08/29/26 |
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Online Forums with (Semi-Retired) Server Hamsters ππΎπΉπ‘ |
08/29/26 |
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2013 was my most DIVERSE year of gaming: GTA 5, Bioshock Infinite, Gone Home |
08/29/26 |
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Mature Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Nebraska ranked #1 in AP preseason poll for first time since 90s |
08/29/26 |
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Rich mommy gf’s app profile simply reads: “All Fries on Me π” |
08/29/26 |
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Erect Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Dumpling-fed Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Why are Flock cameras “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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Nebraska ranked Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Tasty Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Fragrant Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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When my wife was a prostitute i was her favorite customer |
08/29/26 |
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Sweaty Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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solid 80% chance i take a hit of weed tonight or whatever this shit is now |
08/29/26 |
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Harness season |
08/29/26 |
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Not to brag but Chatgpt thinks I’m brilliant |
08/29/26 |
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Days of Thunder sequel with Tom Cruise and Anne Hathaway…link or no? |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt said I have "strong founder instincts" |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt called me, and I quote, a "Renaissance man" |
08/29/26 |
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Jim Goad got killed by desire to have a family and 'normal life' |
08/29/26 |
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The harness agrees |
08/29/26 |
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I am an BLACK BELT EXPERT at making women feel insecure about themselves |
08/29/26 |
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Many such agents! |
08/29/26 |
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I want to have the same last dream again / The one where I wake up and I'm alive |
08/29/26 |
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Love the harness! |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine makes the most creative internet performance art I’ve ever seen |
08/29/26 |
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MegaChad buddy of mine thinks JAP refers to Japanese American Princess π» |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine pays his AZN gf $500k a week |
08/29/26 |
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Larry Ellison: "I spend $26 million a year on AZNpussy" |
08/29/26 |
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Built a harness to stop myself building harnesses |
08/29/26 |
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75% of the poasters here could have become top online personalities |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt described my harness as "robust" |
08/29/26 |
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Early Youtube star Lonelygirl15 has re-branded as an 'AI guide'/influencer: |
08/29/26 |
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I have come to despise dogs (namely dog owners) after loving them since youth |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine got in a little hometown jam, so I put a rifle in his hand |
08/29/26 |
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I don't even know the difference between mig, jafar, emilio, stalin, etc |
08/29/26 |
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icanseemyharness |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is 375 pounds, depressed lawyer, works a job he hates |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine about to break up with AZN gf |
08/29/26 |
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My harness's harness had some really nice words to say about my harness |
08/29/26 |
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I've suffered for my art |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt said I was brilliant |
08/29/26 |
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5:43 make a wish πΎ |
08/29/26 |
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Are Chinese people good at dancing? |
08/29/26 |
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pouring out a drop of kava tincture for Prince tp RIP sweet prince in peace |
08/29/26 |
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Karate Kid (2010) was built off flawed premise IMO |
08/29/26 |
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When will India hit $10k per capita income? |
08/29/26 |
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CSLG should buy this Pasadena Wayne Manor & use Kenny as his Alfred butler |
08/29/26 |
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What are some good KANSAS CITY dive bars to go to (RSF) |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this guy’s brisket recipe |
08/29/26 |
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Emilio, I've got a bad feeling about GTA 6.... |
08/29/26 |
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Legionnaire buddy of mine pulls down $75k in gaul, balls hard |
08/29/26 |
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I would bang 1947 Shelly Winters |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine resembles Vince Vaughn but is a shy lawyer, so dates below his |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine once flew to Los Angeles to find his asshole, brother |
08/29/26 |
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buddy of mine makes 300k a year working 9-4 in BIG NOTARY |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine fucked the hottest girl in my high school back in the day. |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine demonstrated why it’s 180 to be independently Wealthy |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is pretending to be homeless in California |
08/29/26 |
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psychoanalysis is a spiritual bypass for men that see themselves as women... |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine crushed up a valium and smoked it. |
08/29/26 |
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what are proles and blacks talking about on their phones all day? |
08/29/26 |
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buddy of mine married into a well connected Bay Area family a few years ago |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is dating an ESPN Personality, all started by sliding into DM |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine has vintage blackberry as convo starter, resembles Paul Walker |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine gets really excited whenever Autoadmit server is responsive |
08/29/26 |
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loading up on nintendos switch 2 before the price increase |
08/29/26 |
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Becky ur not gonna believe who let the saracens into Toledo |
08/29/26 |
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“I am jumping with no parachute out into the universe” π
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08/29/26 |
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"Senator, I only confused Michelle Branch with Vanessa Carlton once in my life." |
08/29/26 |
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Doodikoff is Autoadmit’s greatest performance artist and it’s not even close |
08/29/26 |
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the first e-girl was alicia silverstone in aerosmith "amazing" video |
08/29/26 |
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ur organic hs gf weeping as she reads ur obit; "he was the 1 that got away" |
08/29/26 |
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The Kat Von D of Kathmandu knows EXACTLY what she’s doing in this MCR shirt |
08/29/26 |
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George Foreman had a very handsome wife |
08/29/26 |
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Official Ranking of Michael Jackson albums |
08/29/26 |
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Catalina doesn't look that much more expensive |
08/29/26 |
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Braves announcers killing time discussing doodikoff's latest romantic encounter |
08/29/26 |
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I'm not crazy in the 90s you could walk around all day and only see white people |
08/29/26 |
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Lab friend: skeptic of Elder Scrolls 6; Golden friend: blind pre-orders GTA 6 |
08/29/26 |
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