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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Ever wake up in morning w/a perfect mental image of the guy ur gonna fuck later? |
10/31/25 |
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Perched drunkenly, head against wall. "Lookame dressed as XO Backslash honey" |
10/31/25 |
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HALLOWEEN-IFY YOUR MONIKERS ITT |
10/31/25 |
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FBI foils Halloween terror plot out of Dearborn, Michigan. hmm. |
10/31/25 |
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SGA is ready to suck some cock |
10/31/25 |
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Andrew Brought 40 Hookers Into His Thai Hotel Room In 4 Days #TT |
10/31/25 |
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Rate JD Vance's Halloween Costume |
10/31/25 |
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Hilarious how you can go to public places and smell literal vagina odor |
10/31/25 |
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Ukrainians getting their SNAP benefits on Nov 1, but not Americans? |
10/31/25 |
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Who told Trump voters to grow soybeans for China instead of feeding Americans? |
10/31/25 |
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JD Vance was on SNAP as a child, is that why shitcons are rushing to fund it? |
10/31/25 |
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why do so many lawyers work well into their 70s? it's not for money. |
10/31/25 |
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Remember how Hastert became Speaker because Bob Livingston was a cheatmo? |
10/31/25 |
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"Was it worth it? Fuck yes it was." -- Andrew |
10/31/25 |
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Please Mr. Xi, will you buy my beans? |
10/31/25 |
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Good luck trying to watch any football this weekend (link) |
10/31/25 |
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Rate Trump’s trade deal with China |
10/31/25 |
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<><><>OFFICIAL
HALLOWEEN COSTUME THREAD<><><> |
10/31/25 |
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Holy shit Prince Andrew |
10/31/25 |
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Cosmo shrew dates newly single MAGA retard named "Jared", writes longread |
10/31/25 |
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World Cup tickets update #4: website does not work |
10/31/25 |
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Cons are still bitching and moaning about the shutdown they could end at any tim |
10/31/25 |
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If you're waking up this morning wondering if you should wear a costume to work |
10/31/25 |
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Why All the Gamecube Slander? (NYT) |
10/31/25 |
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Wtf does nyuug think "gerrymandering" means |
10/31/25 |
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Wife Is People Mgr @ F500. Her Division Fired 1.5% & Her Staff Are Freaking Out |
10/31/25 |
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High T Prince Andrew eating 20 pussies for breakfast. XO: Dat too many Asian |
10/31/25 |
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US women are wearing KPop semen hunters costumes this year |
10/31/25 |
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i can basically tell you the origin of every xo meme since 2004 |
10/31/25 |
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So we’re shutting the govt down bc the president fucked teens 30 years ago? |
10/31/25 |
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Trump is losing his fucking mind over the shutdown, it's glorious |
10/31/25 |
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KILL ALL LAWYERS ATTORNEY GENOCIDE NOW |
10/31/25 |
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JCM in her "sexy trash can" costume for Halloween |
10/31/25 |
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Steam "sales" are worse than prime Jos A. Bank. |
10/31/25 |
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Lawyers per capita by Country - lmao, okay you guys may have a point |
10/31/25 |
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"Comedian" Tim Dillion sure loves bleating about Palantir and not telling jokes |
10/31/25 |
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Why do we use “millennial” to describe dive particular type of Loser |
10/31/25 |
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Your kids complaining, “Our Bonus Dad lets us watch R-rated movies!” |
10/31/25 |
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Ohtani is gonna cost the Dodgers the World Series |
10/31/25 |
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Lol, Stephen Miller's hotwife has a meltdown on live TV (link) |
10/31/25 |
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JD Vance's costume is an oversized Black Lotus card: |
10/31/25 |
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Jerry Jones: “I’m too busy drilling for gas to fix the Cowboys defense!” |
10/31/25 |
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Glowing NY Times feature on Graham Platner - link |
10/31/25 |
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Do owls actually exist? Never seen or heard one |
10/31/25 |
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the nuggets look GOOD this season |
10/31/25 |
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Cons, why can't Trump pay for SNAP like he paid Troops on October 15? |
10/31/25 |
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Wounded Ukrainians cry like sissies after their armored vehicle does its job |
10/31/25 |
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Bangistan |
10/31/25 |
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Hey cons, I think your two weeks of screeching about SNAP worked on Trump |
10/31/25 |
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Cons really howled like dogs about SNAP until Trump gave them their money |
10/31/25 |
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Rate this Halloween couple |
10/31/25 |
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God sent Satan after Tucker for being a bad man |
10/31/25 |
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Toxic positivity in the Animal Crossing fandom |
10/31/25 |
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I wanna be an owner of a semi-fine dining restaurant whos rude to his customers |
10/31/25 |
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Just got a text from Indiana FSSA: My SNAP will not be refilled next month |
10/31/25 |
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Tucker Carlson & Nick Fuentes parody |
10/31/25 |
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ljl Birdshit Poasters are IRL protesting against Indians/Hindus in Texas |
10/31/25 |
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so NSAM is going to starve without SNAP food stamps? |
10/31/25 |
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almost drove around to buy chicken nuggets today |
10/31/25 |
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feels like society today = inflation, depression, Greater Israel, mass fraud |
10/31/25 |
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Has XO covered this SNL skit before? (TALL PLAIN BOYFRIEND) |
10/31/25 |
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Remember when XO was obsessed with “Jollibee” for a year? |
10/31/25 |
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Even Saigon has Pajeet H1b now |
10/31/25 |
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21 years on this shitboardt- my greatest wish is for a time machine |
10/31/25 |
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In Utah, Trump's Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape (NYT) |
10/31/25 |
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Guy in his underwear encounters a bear in his kitchen at night (video) |
10/31/25 |
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Have You DONATED To Chabad Of Jamaica's $500K Hurricane Relief Fund? |
10/31/25 |
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Bulgarians are most surly and aggressive europeans |
10/31/25 |
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2nd Cousin: wiggles ass while she crawls / Shrew GF: rants about border walls |
10/31/25 |
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men who have sex with men for money |
10/31/25 |
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Dems should not gerrymander in response to republican gerrymandering imo |
10/31/25 |
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Russia-hating cuckservative dies at 101 (NYT) |
10/31/25 |
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GOOD MORNING GOYIM 🐑🐑🐑 |
10/31/25 |
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*ashli babbitt sodomizing charlie kirk in hell* |
10/31/25 |
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Now you’re gonna be the victim bitch |
10/31/25 |
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Experts agree that this off-season is when baseball card prices will moon |
10/31/25 |
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Staff At Univ In INDIA Required To Send Bloody Panty Pics To RABBI |
10/31/25 |
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What are some stereotypes you find to be unwarranted |
10/31/25 |
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The Sim is getting increasingly unhinged and gay |
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Train / subway systems in the US are so far inferior to other countries |
10/31/25 |
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*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer* |
10/31/25 |
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T14 Student Making Millions Through Porn. You? Post. |
10/31/25 |
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Assume the S&P 500 will fall 10%+ in 2026 |
10/31/25 |
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Det. Ice T, "The sickos get online and give each other Blank Bumps" |
10/31/25 |
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If I can stay in the law game 30+ more years, I’ll retire a millionaire |
10/31/25 |
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If I can stay on XO for 30 more years, you'll all still be weird fags |
10/31/25 |
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BREAKING: Biden to hold special event to discuss status of his campaign |
10/31/25 |
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How did this new BVLGARI watch get 0 attention? |
10/31/25 |
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It’s time to crash the fuck out irl |
10/31/25 |
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Tommy Turdskin actually mass chocobar raping aZn women LMAO 180: |
10/31/25 |
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70 DEAD in 'police operation' in Rio: |
10/31/25 |
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Video of mr. jinx getting his cheeks clapped by a Thai ladyboy. |
10/31/25 |
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"skinning" XO with a goatse theme |
10/31/25 |
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Nothing Ever Happens |
10/31/25 |
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Finns aren't white. |
10/31/25 |
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Black guy shoplifts, evades security at Spirit Halloween (vid) |
10/31/25 |
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independents blame dems for the shutdown by a 2 to 1 margin |
10/31/25 |
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My daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning. |
10/31/25 |
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Sued a large apartment complex for a buddy and they tried to fuck him again |
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Do white people really feel an affinity towards the Americas? |
10/31/25 |
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400 year-old shark receives affection for the first time, can't forget it |
10/31/25 |
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rating poasters as jafar threads |
10/31/25 |
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I’ll wait years some times to get proper revenge on someone |
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REMINDER: people like AOC aren’t real Americans |
10/31/25 |
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Will countries like India, Congo, etc., never not be shitholes? |
10/31/25 |
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why are Greeks such irresponsible pieces of shit? |
10/31/25 |
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"owl's" screech is the $ound the fraud |
10/31/25 |
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trump voters worried about starving to death should inject bleach imo |
10/31/25 |
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Greeks are not white! hth |
10/31/25 |
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personal vanity, aging anxiety, measured against what u could have been |
10/31/25 |
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Why do white people have the greatest tendency towards homosexuality? |
10/31/25 |
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a line from Evan39 the Musical: "How dare you." *audience cheers* |
10/31/25 |
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Are All Asian Men Self-Loathing or Just The Majority? |
10/31/25 |
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"An AutoAdmit Tale: Eternal Sunshine of Evan39's Mind" |
10/31/25 |
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Mainlining I saw Chad again today (evan39) |
10/31/25 |
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Rate this tweet |
10/31/25 |
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Why are white males so FRAGILE? |
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AMZN a 2.5 T marker cap just 10% after hours. Nbd. This isn’t the twilight zon |
10/31/25 |
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Are Americans the dumbest ppl on Earth? |
10/31/25 |
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Rewriting What’s Possible in the Mountains (NYT) |
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I dont even get why RSF is denying being jewish after UVTs geneological research |
10/31/25 |
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i just can't stand this anymore, Evan (Mainlining) |
10/31/25 |
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the hum in SeaTTTle is getting louder, Evan :( |
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Mainlining would you fuck me? (evan39) |
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do europeans have happier and more fulfilling lives |
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why do white Americans look so different from Euros |
10/31/25 |
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how many generations of hapas until u can be considered white? |
10/31/25 |
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Weird that XO is obsessed w race realism, but ignores subhuman Azn genetics |
10/31/25 |
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If Catholics aren't white, what race was Hitler? |
10/31/25 |
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USDA has enough money to fund SNAP, but Trump's starving his base anyway |
10/31/25 |
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Why do Italians claim to be white? |
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REMINDER: The White man invented Latin. The Black man, Ebonics |
10/31/25 |
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Handsome Hegseth wears GAS mask to meeting with Indian Defense Minister (pics) |
10/31/25 |
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Fox News: H-1B visa program is crushing American college graduates |
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evan When I was young, my parents wouldn't talk to each other |
10/31/25 |
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Worst recession in history beginning |
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Evan! Are "you" awake, my friend? |
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“Las Vegas” is the stupidest concept. Good riddance to this mistake. |
10/31/25 |
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Cr turn Venezuela into a Libya-style meltdown that could last years? |
10/31/25 |
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one-way ticket to Algeria tp |
10/31/25 |
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Juan Battle After Another |
10/31/25 |
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Just leased a 2026 Cadillac Vistiq. Taking ?'s |
10/31/25 |
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I Tried to Toughen Up My Son. Things Didn't Go as Planned (NYT) |
10/31/25 |
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The Artist Who Lived in a Cage For a Year (NYT) |
10/31/25 |
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To protect his privacy, I’m referring to my son by his middle name |
10/31/25 |
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Are you alive |
10/31/25 |
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MACE - is Netflix's "The Diplomat" good? (Your friend, Mainlining) |
10/31/25 |
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Interviewing Russian girls, THEIR ANSWERS WILL SHOCK YOU |
10/31/25 |
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No one is illegal, ee live on a floating rock |
10/31/25 |
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liz hurley at 55. lost it. no longer would. |
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