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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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im going to attempt to out myself. you can do this too. you can be just like me |
01/23/26 |
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🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 Source of the Jenna Haze blowjob energy reveal |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, play a midi file of Cherub Rock as I browse Concerned Dad teen threads. Th |
01/23/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 BLACKMAIL MOSSAD HONEYPOT CIA 🚨🚨🚨 |
01/23/26 |
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Can anyone name the 8 wars Trump stopped? |
01/23/26 |
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Who is the most prestigious wanted fugitive? |
01/23/26 |
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It's here. It's time. Another round of Decadent or Shrewd? |
01/23/26 |
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LMAO the HIGH SCHOOL girl I used to sleep w just landed on St B (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
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Paralegal mohamid, the un high commissioner for human rights has told the bbc |
01/23/26 |
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*Of Counsel showing off a practitioner's guide*: "This is my book of business" |
01/23/26 |
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We are bombing Iran any minute now potentially |
01/23/26 |
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police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video) |
01/23/26 |
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kikecumbers is a dangerous ghoul in a jew mask |
01/23/26 |
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Out your Silver / Gold holdings |
01/23/26 |
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working families tax cut tp |
01/23/26 |
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Probably going to get promoted to another engineering middle management job |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, play GAY music". ... "Shuffling songs by _________ |
01/23/26 |
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Lol this guy is going to rot in jail |
01/23/26 |
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$100 silver, and the normies still not paying attention is hilarious to me |
01/23/26 |
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Harmeet Dhillon busted for having GayGPT draft indictment of Don Lemon (link) |
01/23/26 |
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DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A TRUMPMO |
01/23/26 |
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Damn it feels good to be a poaster |
01/23/26 |
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Barron Trump "rudely" saves woman's life using advanced 911 phone skills |
01/23/26 |
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Damn it feels good to be Of Counsel |
01/23/26 |
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God it feels great to poast |
01/23/26 |
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do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not |
01/23/26 |
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"Grandpa, why are we rich while others are poor?" "Well, my shitsilver mooned" |
01/23/26 |
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Comedian Ben Bankas is pretty 180. Destroys libs |
01/23/26 |
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"I must not be led astray by the Asian pu$$y... I must not be tempted by the Asi |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, should I go to law s-" "Cram it, you beady-eyed freak." |
01/23/26 |
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why is emilio spamming the board? someone pls take him for a walk. |
01/23/26 |
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Children who inject themselves to be tall under parental pressure |
01/23/26 |
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what sort of properties would fit XO Monopoly |
01/23/26 |
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black gf was MAF at Cortana this morning |
01/23/26 |
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"im gay." no apostrophe, siri. no siri, lowercase i. |
01/23/26 |
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HYPO: Poker pro plays 1-3 NLHE in Vegas. Always has worst cards. Would he win $? |
01/23/26 |
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*smokes weed* “Siri I have a computer thread” |
01/23/26 |
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metaphysics IS gay |
01/23/26 |
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When you think about it Siri is fucking SCIFI SHIT BREHS! |
01/23/26 |
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Future Siri/personal robot will be like Navi in Legend of Zelda |
01/23/26 |
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microsoft unveils assistant from Halo as Siri competitor |
01/23/26 |
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trump = boomer tax cuts + stock market 'gains' + cable news fodder? |
01/23/26 |
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Siri reading XO antisemite threads on Shabbat at temple... |
01/23/26 |
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Penelope Cruz's papi now siring hawt Spanish hijas IN HELL |
01/23/26 |
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JFC Siri just started reading an XO thread aloud in a conferen |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, based on these inputs, please model the warp field effect |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, please philosophy thread for me tonight I'm out of adderall |
01/23/26 |
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SIRI pls find me the nearest sports clips and blank bump the thread on xoxo |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, please stop my pacemaker following the Q3 2037 partnership draw." |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, I'd like to send my resignation email after the direct deposit on Decembe |
01/23/26 |
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The only vote that matters is who ships zoomers off to die in war |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, isn't it ironic how lawyers at cravath traded work-life balance for bonus |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, I would like to log into AutoAdmit and ask ImanagecCat a question." |
01/23/26 |
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New deal from Apple: Couples who name baby "Siri" get free cloud photo album sto |
01/23/26 |
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sirim display sharklaser's dinner snapchats. order by.... ethnicity |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, respond "What's his name?" |
01/23/26 |
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Siri pls bump my 1 post no reply threads after uspos afternoon espresso |
01/23/26 |
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Siri starts reading xo thread titles out loud in class |
01/23/26 |
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does anyone ever feel that Siri disapproves of any of your activities? |
01/23/26 |
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PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
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siri! tell me how to pronounce chrvches! and quick!! |
01/23/26 |
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siri, remind me in 35 minutes to remove my cokes zero from the freezer |
01/23/26 |
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siri please put xo on a lowercase "really like it here" playlist |
01/23/26 |
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Best part of holiday season? Tom Petty Radio on SiriusXM |
01/23/26 |
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The one truly 180 thing to do with Siri is "What song is this?" |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, I would like to log into Autoadmit and bump a luis thread. |
01/23/26 |
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Rate college essay written by Carson Beck (link) |
01/23/26 |
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I want to curl up in a sensory depravation tank+have Siri read me XO post topics |
01/23/26 |
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The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
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I asked Siri if she likes baby talk and she politely said no :-( |
01/23/26 |
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Latest Lib crisis: Why are digital assistants (Siri, etc) female ? |
01/23/26 |
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rate this birdood activating siri |
01/23/26 |
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Just had SIRI read my "By you" page then she dialed local nental hospital |
01/23/26 |
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Siri. Please play song "Denis 2 - Gimme the beefboy". |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, put on Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild |
01/23/26 |
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DK Eyewitness Books Are So 180 |
01/23/26 |
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siri, please download and all twins poasts and organizefrom most to least toxic |
01/23/26 |
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is preferring milk chocolate over dark chocolate a prole tell? |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, what are the odds of pregnancy after 35?" |
01/23/26 |
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Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, reply all : 'Thank'" |
01/23/26 |
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siri: "ur phone battery is low. turn on battery saver?" "no" *clicks poast* |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, please play CherubRock.midi as I browse the text-based san junipero. Than |
01/23/26 |
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fuck i need slaves |
01/23/26 |
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I make Siri read out autoadmit threads while in public bathrooms |
01/23/26 |
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Stock up error correcting DDR4 RAM before they stop making it |
01/23/26 |
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Excerpt from Carson Beck's senior thesis re: transgenders in sports (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Siri waking you up at 2am: You didn't do anything for black lives today |
01/23/26 |
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"Hey Siri, Facetime Dad." Siri: "Which Dad?" |
01/23/26 |
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'Siri, send all Live Free Or Die. tp poasts to my phone' 'But..' 'JUST DO IT |
01/23/26 |
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"Well Siri, it's just you, me, and the Roomba. One big happy family" |
01/23/26 |
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Long drive today, can i get siri to shitpoast for me? |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, pull all the top biglaw lives posts since 2010. Sort by theme, most bumps |
01/23/26 |
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'siri play anime feels mix ost, sorry who just joined? |
01/23/26 |
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"siri, id like to feel suicidal" "ok. look at these pictures i found from 2008." |
01/23/26 |
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"Hey Siri, open up ZoZo. I need my ZoZo." "Hello, are you sure? Your toxicity |
01/23/26 |
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Cortana is NOT like that, okay? |
01/23/26 |
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Epah would you pay Kawai Leonard's sister a conjugal visit in prison? |
01/23/26 |
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whitest kids u know - opposite day lawyer |
01/23/26 |
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"Suicide pod, ready." U: "Uh... thank you, Siri." "Have a good night." |
01/23/26 |
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Why haven't libs become MAF that Cortana, Alex, Siri are all women? |
01/23/26 |
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falling in love with my Cortana. wife jelly. |
01/23/26 |
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Asked Siri if she's friends with Cortana, she got pissed! |
01/23/26 |
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cowgod is secretly Obsessed with me. (serious) |
01/23/26 |
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Just finished Halo 4, fell in love with Cortana |
01/23/26 |
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every single thing at this moment is a huge joke |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa engage immersive nostalgia therapy and play "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" |
01/23/26 |
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Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
01/23/26 |
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"the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time" |
01/23/26 |
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I read the "People" magazine religiously. |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, find me a qt shoegazer holiday date" |
01/23/26 |
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Mainlining I went to "Jack in the Box" (evan39) |
01/23/26 |
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MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
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Black intellectual: Bible influenced black men to become bad fathers |
01/23/26 |
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So AI increases "productivity" by people sending 50 emails/day instead of 20? |
01/23/26 |
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the ice agent cries out in pain as he deports you |
01/23/26 |
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"It's giving stank ass nigger," said the neo-nazi skinhead to the black McDonal |
01/23/26 |
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Grab a 12th gen Intel CPU as fast as u can and buy this $150 mobo |
01/23/26 |
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I shoulda kept all my silver in bags |
01/23/26 |
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Everything NSAM told you was going to accrue value in 2025 has doubled or more |
01/23/26 |
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If you had two brain cells in 2014 you could tell silver was being manipulated |
01/23/26 |
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SHAME ON THE GOYIM |
01/23/26 |
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mig just pushed an update to ricky's SaaS and it bricked all boomer computers |
01/23/26 |
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Birdman - Like Father Like Son plays as ricky alt blank bumps another ricky alt |
01/23/26 |
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this is the best the guy up there could do btw |
01/23/26 |
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There’s never going to be a good Trek show again |
01/23/26 |
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why did comedy, movies and music all decline and die at the same time |
01/23/26 |
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Who's picking Caroline Ellison up from prison today? |
01/23/26 |
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I enjoy reading thought leadership pieces and keeping up with industry insights |
01/23/26 |
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So we KNOW Consuela and RSF missed out on silver and gold. who else? |
01/23/26 |
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Remember when cons tried to get Kimmel fired and instead he got record ratings? |
01/23/26 |
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its more fun to enslave and destroy workers than use AI tbh |
01/23/26 |
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SOS! HELP! I've been knocked down and dismasted in middle of Atlantic! |
01/23/26 |
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Good afternoon my mentally well-adjusted friends! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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FUCK ALL OTHER JEWS |
01/23/26 |
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"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/23/26 |
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All of these "AI sucks" people are retarded, right? |
01/23/26 |
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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/23/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
01/23/26 |
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14th gen Intel CPU prices up 15% in one week. 12th Gen still a bargain |
01/23/26 |
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increasingly convinced the moon landing never happened |
01/23/26 |
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Hang one babe, I'm going long on currencies that require an internet connection |
01/23/26 |
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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
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RATE how 180 my hair looks now (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
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high concept movie about future where performative suffering is only currency |
01/23/26 |
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Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/23/26 |
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life in the current year has an extremely surreal quality to it |
01/23/26 |
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being a piece of shit works 10x more than being nice irl btw |
01/23/26 |
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Accenture is hiring 50,000 Ramanujans in Hyderabad. Whites are absolutely done h |
01/23/26 |
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others must fail |
01/23/26 |
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