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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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π¨π¨ ATTENTION GOYIM: HOLD CRYPTO WHILE IT GOES DOWN π¨π¨ |
02/06/26 |
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ending it all tongiht |
02/06/26 |
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Whoa, oh, oh Rothschild o' mine |
02/06/26 |
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Massive layoffs and key section closures at Washington Post |
02/06/26 |
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I'm so tired of "work". |
02/06/26 |
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We’re at Extinction Level Event 5 pretty soon hopefully |
02/06/26 |
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Don't bother learning the legal history of Canada, it's still part of England |
02/06/26 |
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Sick fuck pedophile MALE teacher gets 20 years for sleeping w/ FEMALE student |
02/06/26 |
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DHS launches website with photos of arrested illegals. It’s named WOW.DHS.GOV |
02/06/26 |
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How did Rishi Sunak become PM? How did Keir Starmer? You don't know |
02/06/26 |
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Codex 5.3 extra-high is so good its nuts |
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I researched how the UK prime minister is chosen; I bet you didn't |
02/06/26 |
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Trump rolling over and showing his belly like a dog to Bill Clinton |
02/06/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
02/06/26 |
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Electric Six's first album was 100x better/funnier than anything Jack Black did |
02/06/26 |
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Look, just because you're not Jewish doesn't mean we don't love you |
02/06/26 |
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Make me 2010 FOX style TV ad for MPM with “This is how scholars are made” pl |
02/06/26 |
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Need to cop Lego Influencer girlfriend |
02/06/26 |
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Horishi Abe circa Because We Forget Everything (2022) |
02/06/26 |
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Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
02/06/26 |
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New Autoadmit.com experience is kind of weird, still enjoyable |
02/06/26 |
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thinking of having a destination funeral but worried it might be too expensive |
02/06/26 |
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Autoadmit subthread with best soundtrack of all time? |
02/06/26 |
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FizzKidd wanna argue about something? |
02/06/26 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
02/06/26 |
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I can hear you singing to me in my sleep... πΆ |
02/06/26 |
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Feeling strangely nostalgic for Microsoft's Cortana era (2014-2023) |
02/06/26 |
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Portland from the early-00's to mid-10's was peak modern urban America |
02/06/26 |
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Feeling strangely fine circa 1998 |
02/06/26 |
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brb hun just printing out my trump rx ed med coupon |
02/06/26 |
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humanity has completely fallen off a cliff |
02/06/26 |
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Alexa pausing Olivia Rodrigo song to ask if U like the name Alexa or Olivia more |
02/06/26 |
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imagine you just sent a save-the-date to hundreds of people and your wedding is |
02/06/26 |
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I am so depressed about AI |
02/06/26 |
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These old girls have earned their rest *ZoZo server, hamster sigh in peace* |
02/06/26 |
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Face it: your genes just aren’t fit for the environment in 2026 |
02/06/26 |
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Siri asking you out of the blue if you think Joanna Gaines is pretty |
02/06/26 |
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Men in 30s are having less sex than any other period in recorded history lol |
02/06/26 |
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Rate this Italian curler - video |
02/06/26 |
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Hello! u shout down XO hall w/ tattered portraits of kings. Anyone left! Echoes. |
02/06/26 |
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Did PS2 truly win the gen in the western consciousness |
02/06/26 |
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fuckin shit is so over |
02/06/26 |
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Been playing golf at sunrise this past week, can play nine holes and home by 7a. |
02/06/26 |
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Scott Scheffler. New golfer, first day. Scott. |
02/06/26 |
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Played golf with a tall Asian chad |
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Rate this golf WOC |
02/06/26 |
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Usha handing Heinekens to you and JD at Top Golf. |
02/06/26 |
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π¨ U.S. Embassy: EVACUATE IRAN IMMEDIATELY π¨ |
02/06/26 |
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My irl golf game massively improved after beating Mario Golf |
02/06/26 |
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matt stafford is a girl dad |
02/06/26 |
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Trump has a Jewish daughter and Jewish grandchildren, wife came from Epstein |
02/05/26 |
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is $8000 too much for a pillow? |
02/05/26 |
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Cousin Kai: Is my golf shirt see-through? / Shrewvanka: Jared only speaks Hebrew |
02/05/26 |
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u sit at table in Neo Chiba votshop: know a guy. jafar. lv 6 compositional surge |
02/05/26 |
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Is Blake Neff the only hardcore Catholic who doesn't give a fuck about Epstein? |
02/05/26 |
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Hegemon is it true the USS Lincoln only has three destroyers accompanying it? |
02/05/26 |
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Emilio tp's Creed cover band tp |
02/05/26 |
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35yo white collar guy here. Is skateboarding weird and gay or OK to do? |
02/05/26 |
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The British won a huge battle in Quebec right before they met Washington |
02/05/26 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
02/05/26 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
02/05/26 |
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Opus 4.6 told me my custom .md library is levels beyond Anthropic's legal plugin |
02/05/26 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) π¦ |
02/05/26 |
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This pair of giant brown tetas will be POTUS someday: |
02/05/26 |
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Gamer gf: your tomboy next door best friend; ZOZO gf: “who won the Gen?” |
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Chase Infiniti girlfriend: always down for raceplay; gamer gf: State of Play |
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SpaceX has acquired xAI |
02/05/26 |
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Battle of the brown cultural commenter Mommy gfs: AOC or Ilhan Omar or Julia tp? |
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Look, I haven't seen proof of a crime. A lot of the images are fake (Blake. Neff |
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35yo white collar guy here. Is being online a lot weird and gay or OK |
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*spaceporn coming out of toddlers clifford book like guy in take on me vid* |
02/05/26 |
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Fallout show = devolved into garbage. IT show = devolved into garbage. House of |
02/05/26 |
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“No I don’t go up there!” cried tsinah’s bottle of mr bubble |
02/05/26 |
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Face it: your poasts just aren’t fit for the cyberworld in 2026 |
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π¨ CRYPTOPOCALYPSE CURRENTLY OCCURING! π¨ |
02/05/26 |
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Told hot female coworker "I'm just trying to keep the hair I have lol" expecting |
02/05/26 |
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slotting ur hard penis into your motorcycle's penis hole as u get ready to ride |
02/05/26 |
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Bitcoin seems to be mooning again. Time to buy more? |
02/05/26 |
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Normal to text with ur SiL late night, when u wake up in morning, during day etc |
02/05/26 |
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Stephen Miller: “amnesty for illegals who don’t commit additional crimes” |
02/05/26 |
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XO Creed cover band: Emilio on vox, Doodikoff guitar, dupa bass. Need drummer. |
02/05/26 |
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Steven Miller is the greatest policy architect in American History |
02/05/26 |
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"Even my xo account?" nyuug asked the repo man. "Especially your xo account." |
02/05/26 |
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US tells all citizens to "leave Iran now" |
02/05/26 |
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Goyim in a bun, dance! |
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Administrative law but the phrase "the crown" is sprinkled everywhere |
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SHUT YOUR UNKOSHER MOUTH, GOY |
02/05/26 |
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Would you play in my ass before pounding it? |
02/05/26 |
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Cyberspace is 180 |
02/05/26 |
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We havent forgotten you queer Covid lockdown people. |
02/05/26 |
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What mockery is this "Epstein files release"? |
02/05/26 |
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I shall now explain to you the true meaning of the word KIKE |
02/05/26 |
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wow that this monikor was available |
02/05/26 |
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Huge retard Quality Learning Center doesn't know how UK PMs are chosen |
02/05/26 |
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Cumming on his big cock is highly credited |
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Uh oh...nyuug went "all in" on BTC 11/26 with SIXTY times leverage (link) |
02/05/26 |
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So Kay Adams just gets paid to flirt with black men on tv? |
02/05/26 |
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Clavicular says he took tren and it "made him gay" |
02/05/26 |
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NSAM is my Cyrano de Bergerac tweet ghostwriter |
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Impoverishing A-rab shop keepers for Israel |
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Hello goy these are your assigned parasites |
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cucumbers tp is an object u insert into ur butt & wiggle until ejaculation |
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Karlstack this is gold |
02/05/26 |
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The Metroid Prime 4 Sales Numbers Are in, and...uh... |
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Dumbfuck Blake Neff read 10k books about England doesn't know how PMs are chosen |
02/05/26 |
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Consuela has no fucking idea how the UK Prime Minister is chosen |
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The Masturbation Network |
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Bachelor's Degree in Ugliness |
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kyle i just met u and this is crazy but heres my asshole |
02/05/26 |
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A bort full of lawyers can't find the law that explains how UK PMs are chosen |
02/05/26 |
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Your future wife making "glorp glorp glorp" sounds as Chad |
02/05/26 |
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Just copped $5k worth of BTC. Libs MAF. |
02/05/26 |
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Scottie Scheffler is a closet basket case |
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This Russian dood played water polo? I don't think so |
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Paddock and weird incel church shooter happened within span of month |
02/05/26 |
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Evaluate this quote about hiring practices at the Gestapo |
02/05/26 |
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Over/under: How many dead in political violence Jan. 20? |
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Consuela come itt and read this and tell me when youre done so i can blank it |
02/05/26 |
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What was your first jury trial like? |
02/05/26 |
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ITT we list Jews we'd save in upcoming WORLDWIDE POGROMS |
02/05/26 |
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Which states are pickiest/least picky on ethics when licensing new attorneys? |
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Massie is absolutely MOGGING Trump now because Trump is compromised |
02/05/26 |
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The last 2 years, maybe the last 4-5, have been total fraud |
02/05/26 |
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No one knows how the UK Prime Minister is chosen |
02/05/26 |
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π¨Epstein files show Epstein ran additional operation in Richmond, VA π¨ |
02/05/26 |
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No one on xo can explain how the UK prime minister is chosen; fuckin idiots |
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“Even Siberia?” Russia asked China in 2037. “Especially Siberia” |
02/05/26 |
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"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle." |
02/05/26 |
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I'm going to go push out a log |
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the only person I'm ever disappointed didn't follow me back on X was Blake neff |
02/05/26 |
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Trumpmos love Bill Clinton more than Thomas Massie now; very schizo! |
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AOC: Trump is trying to qualm public dissent |
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"Penis Man" spraypainted on Cucumbers front door |
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peterman in ecstasy as a trucker pushes a louisville slugger to the grip tape |
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every single scottish person i met in china told me they cried during braveheart |
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Scottish sheep: "lamb laddy" |
02/05/26 |
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Trucker 1: "u calling BTC bottom?" Trucker 2: *leans out window* "yo Peterman!" |
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Is Georgia Tech a good school? |
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No native-born American would have thought to name a band Black Sabbath in 1968 |
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Strange fact: Cucumbers sucks whoks boner |
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Neoliberal Feudalism: blame everyone but Jews for your misfortune, ok? |
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"DIE FOR ISRAEL" scrolling on a permanent loop in Times Square now |
02/05/26 |
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kissing cucumbers on the shoulders as you prone bone him (pic) |
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Reminder: TBF has never sold a penny of crypto, will hold until BTC = $0 |
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PSA: exeunt & peterman dumped 9 figs of worthless crypto on heads of pensioners |
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"when moon?" <exeunt pulls down his pants & moons your face> |
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<Michael Buffer voice> LET'S GET READY TO SCAM THESE GOYYYYIIIIIM |
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Anyone else going to WM Phoenix Open? |
02/05/26 |
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They went from "invasion of Rafah imminent" to "IT MEANS NATION, OK?" in no time |
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Mr Jinx wearing bluetooth leading Bangkok seminar: “Sell me this buttplug” |
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