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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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On the nights that seem endless / You are like daylight |
08/29/26 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening π³πΆ |
08/29/26 |
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Welcome to this place / I’ll show you everything… with arms wide open πͺ½ |
08/29/26 |
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hmm bort cons? HMMM?! *prances around in diaper* |
08/29/26 |
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Guy livestreams final seconds of his life as Nepal death eave comes for him: |
08/29/26 |
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Kurosawa's Dreams except its ethereal vignettes about XO poasting history |
08/29/26 |
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I found a reason to show / a part of me you didn't know... πΆ |
08/29/26 |
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Why are Flock cameras “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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Why the FUCK did we get Lizzo when THIS exists? |
08/29/26 |
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Will Smith looks like a man reborn after admitting on Euro TV: “I’m gay.” |
08/29/26 |
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Need some advice: unmarried and childless and 50 years old |
08/29/26 |
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Good explanation for why redditors “don’t like AI” |
08/29/26 |
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Me and Emilio at NPB game trying to order Da-ja- do-gu onegai shimasu |
08/29/26 |
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I have come to despise dogs (namely dog owners) after loving them since youth |
08/29/26 |
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Why does "Love is Blind UK" look like a Bone Thugs n Harmony rap video? |
08/29/26 |
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Porter Robinson's ridiculously attractive Japanese-American housewife tp |
08/29/26 |
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Someone tell me Something comforting Something comforting πΆ |
08/29/26 |
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π¨GTA 6 IS A PSY-OP TO MAKE WHITE GEN-Z MEN BREED WITH LATINASπ¨ |
08/29/26 |
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Me shoving a Dodger Dog up Emilio's ass as stadium Kiss Cam zooms in |
08/29/26 |
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GTA 6 will help increase fertility rate |
08/29/26 |
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"no, no, that's not what a dodger dog is!!!" the dork screamed at his AZN wife |
08/29/26 |
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"No, Dodger Dogs aren't made with actual dog meat..." *Emilio wagging tail* |
08/29/26 |
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98% chance I'm going to go poatal at my office next week |
08/29/26 |
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Der Penis tp & his golden retriever taking the entire GreatBort out for gourmet: |
08/29/26 |
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Mobile computer? Check. Y2K Aero? Check. Diaper? Check & check. π§ |
08/29/26 |
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Me & Emilio getting paid by Scamdadis to rape |
08/29/26 |
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did jmaw & harrisons dad really start a My Life w the Thrill Kill Kult cover ban |
08/29/26 |
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Emilio and me both eating from opposite ends of the same Dodger Dog |
08/29/26 |
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Wake me up when it’s over π
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08/29/26 |
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Breaking: Trump cannot deport non-citizens for criticizing Israel: federal judge |
08/29/26 |
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“The miracle of all of this… does it ever cross your mind?” |
08/29/26 |
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you can lose so much time going down an Autoadmit rabbithole… |
08/29/26 |
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Some may call it a coincidence, but I call it design πΎ |
08/29/26 |
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Watching The Sixth Sense (1999) and taking qs |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to suspect harrison tp has gained 150 lbs and looks like shit |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to suspect some poasters are IRL mentally ill & not performance art |
08/29/26 |
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Gonna write a song, so she can see / Give her all the love she gives to me |
08/29/26 |
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Anyone ever read O. Henry? |
08/29/26 |
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If Hillary primaried Obama the first time, the world would've been normal |
08/29/26 |
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Would you get in this helicopter? I'd walk |
08/29/26 |
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I want to be smothered by Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Not now babe I'm getting in touch with my inner Rachmiel tp (web 1.0 scholar) |
08/29/26 |
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Nick Jonas is a trailblazer in the ethnic mommy trophy wife space |
08/29/26 |
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“I wake up every morning and I wonder if I’m gonna pass the test” |
08/29/26 |
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Lab Friend Refuses Dinner Date At CATalina |
08/29/26 |
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Has a sadistic serial killer ever poasted on xo? |
08/29/26 |
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Camp of the Saints 2021 except it's Camp of the earnest & wholesome XO Poasters |
08/29/26 |
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Rich mommy gf’s app profile simply reads: “All Fries on Me π” |
08/29/26 |
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This country is currently being pillaged by tar black foulness |
08/29/26 |
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Arthoe-mommy gf hybrid insists on 1st class MoMA USA tour (& won’t let you pay |
08/29/26 |
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Oceans by Hillsong United is a great song |
08/29/26 |
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have millenials realized they are getting fucked ass and mouth as a generation |
08/29/26 |
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Jack Johnson circa Banana Pancakes |
08/29/26 |
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Big fat bitchtits fatfuck fatty RSF should visit Kyiv get in shape |
08/29/26 |
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Samson option |
08/29/26 |
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Accidentally just poasted with other men for multiple hours |
08/29/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
08/29/26 |
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AI thinks Autoadmit and “ZoZo” may be same cyberhaiku performance art space |
08/29/26 |
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ππ more empty shelves in Kiev's grocery stores ππ |
08/29/26 |
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me and big dog tp listening to skinny puppy, kissing so hard our lips bleed |
08/29/26 |
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Seeing Skinny Puppy Dec 2 (CSLG) |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to get into piano music as a way to see azngirls perform live |
08/29/26 |
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Rachmaninoff's 3rd piano concerto never gets old AND has Rach in the name = 180 |
08/29/26 |
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Doodikoff is Autoadmit’s greatest performance artist and it’s not even close |
08/29/26 |
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*Jimmy Buffett riff* "Catalina" |
08/29/26 |
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How the fuck did Hasan Piker become so influential? |
08/29/26 |
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*Mariah C's "Always Be My Baby" slowly gets louder as Rach reminisces about XO:* |
08/29/26 |
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Once you see through the Dem propaganda, you can't unsee it |
08/29/26 |
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they would rather lose money & power every day than admit they screwed up |
08/29/26 |
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any sk8r bois on tonite |
08/29/26 |
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That Doodikoff thread was vexating to my spirit |
08/29/26 |
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most humans should be exterminated |
08/29/26 |
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currently watching Day of the Dead (1985) tp |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement |
08/29/26 |
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Time to jerk my unit |
08/29/26 |
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Mandami's US Open: Players Complaining Courts Smell Like Weed (Link) |
08/29/26 |
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It's 1997. In the soft glow of TV light plays the "Pure Moods" CD commercial |
08/29/26 |
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I just know they’re gonna ruin GTA6 |
08/29/26 |
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Do you ever go through your YouTube subs and delete ones you don't want anymore? |
08/29/26 |
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One time I sleep walked in the night & watched beings painting over earth surfac |
08/29/26 |
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Just got back from bar, rejected by 17 out of 17 girls |
08/29/26 |
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You guys wanted the text of Outta My Endzone. So here it is: |
08/29/26 |
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Ideal Living allegedly funds a global sex trafficking cult |
08/29/26 |
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Just got back from XO, blank bumped by 17 out of 17 poasters |
08/29/26 |
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NYT: "Trump Is in Open Revolt Against the Constitution" |
08/29/26 |
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maximum iq to think buying real estate is ever good idea? |
08/29/26 |
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Continuing w/ wild wild country, more thoughts |
08/29/26 |
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You ever notice how random people who are artists suck at art |
08/29/26 |
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I just realized why nigger hives are so barren |
08/29/26 |
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The aspie nerd who set Israeli SIGINT back 20 years - link |
08/29/26 |
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Reading about the Six Day War - Arab soldiers are pretty odd |
08/29/26 |
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“my dopamine is low” activating xo forum recording at 18000% speed click ref |
08/29/26 |
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trillions of dollars poured into ai infrastructure all for asian pussy |
08/29/26 |
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ur doordasher sitting around at some random st for an hour because u undertipped |
08/29/26 |
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i just don't think he did say "prance party", dude |
08/29/26 |
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Chuck Norris rocket-armed motorcycle |
08/29/26 |
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LONG LIVE THE WALLS WE CRASHED THROUGH |
08/29/26 |
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schizoposting as a service |
08/29/26 |
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"What kind of Art do I do? Well I, uh, curate thread shapes on autoadmit dot com |
08/29/26 |
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hypo: minnie driver walks in your room and starts cleaning |
08/29/26 |
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jjc on piano: harrerrrurahhhh |
08/29/26 |
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an epic poast idea you had while driving now lost to the ether |
08/29/26 |
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No one knew what he did in there 24/7 |
08/29/26 |
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The weird thing about public spaces now is that everyone is filming |
08/29/26 |
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Rach sends bill for each day of poasting since 2005. $4.00 per day. |
08/29/26 |
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Guess how many unique poasters are on the Newest Message List rn |
08/29/26 |
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*suddenly throws out a crisp sieg heil out the window, goes back to bed* |
08/29/26 |
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Third Eye Blind playing “God of Wine” as you’re led back to the ‘90s |
08/29/26 |
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π«1st XO poast circa GTA 5… last? π XO poast circa GTA 6… tp. π |
08/29/26 |
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exclusively azngirls playing classical music |
08/29/26 |
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There RETARDS on X arguing Thailand is still "Third World" |
08/29/26 |
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*neighbor saying "woah thats a hot take!" while u yell racisms & do sieg heils* |
08/29/26 |
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has any status symbol elevated more than 'poasting' ? |
08/29/26 |
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Let's make a thread with an interesting shape ITT |
08/29/26 |
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"THIS IS HOW WE DO IT" shrieked boner police in Montell Jordan voice as I fucked |
08/29/26 |
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Explore new worlds. Boot up a new Computer. |
08/29/26 |
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no other race that would casually crawl out of a hole in the ground in NYC |
08/29/26 |
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Is Michael Jordan the most famous person of all time? |
08/29/26 |
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white guys are going absolutely crazy for igwwg these days |
08/29/26 |
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Pressurized Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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@grok, explore the JJC autoadmit lore |
08/29/26 |
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Introducing A²: Your Premium Subscription to a Curated Poasting Experience. |
08/29/26 |
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WASP GF: He Must Have Gone To Cotillion | JAP GF: He Must Make A Million! |
08/29/26 |
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Bobby Birdshit boycotting UPS for asking "What can Brown do for you?" |
08/29/26 |
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JAP gf: pretends to <3 diversity, avoids it; WASP gf: politely avoids topic |
08/29/26 |
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JAP gf: small appetite but craves Reubens; WASP gf: “who’s Paul Reubens?” |
08/29/26 |
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"What Can Brown Do For You?" finally answered. It can post 40 twitter links |
08/29/26 |
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white gf - "i love the ACLU" brown 2nd cousin - "what can brown do for u" |
08/29/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
08/29/26 |
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"Every man's life is a fairytale written by God's fingers." |
08/29/26 |
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At my 20 year HS reunion. Wealthiest guy here by far. Half of my classmates are |
08/29/26 |
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Online Forums with (Semi-Retired) Server Hamsters ππΎπΉπ‘ |
08/29/26 |
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2013 was my most DIVERSE year of gaming: GTA 5, Bioshock Infinite, Gone Home |
08/29/26 |
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Mature Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Nebraska ranked #1 in AP preseason poll for first time since 90s |
08/29/26 |
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Erect Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Dumpling-fed Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Nebraska ranked Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Tasty Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Fragrant Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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When my wife was a prostitute i was her favorite customer |
08/29/26 |
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Sweaty Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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solid 80% chance i take a hit of weed tonight or whatever this shit is now |
08/29/26 |
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Harness season |
08/29/26 |
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Not to brag but Chatgpt thinks I’m brilliant |
08/29/26 |
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Days of Thunder sequel with Tom Cruise and Anne Hathaway…link or no? |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt said I have "strong founder instincts" |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt called me, and I quote, a "Renaissance man" |
08/29/26 |
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Jim Goad got killed by desire to have a family and 'normal life' |
08/29/26 |
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The harness agrees |
08/29/26 |
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