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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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HAtp, go to 3:47 (it's important) |
07/24/26 |
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check out this azn piano slut |
07/24/26 |
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I do not give a SINGLE FUCK about you purchasing and consuming JUICE |
07/24/26 |
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Have you ever tried weird stuff insertion? |
07/24/26 |
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HAtp, did you ever listen to Desaparecidos back in the day? |
07/24/26 |
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"D'You Know What I Mean" is Oasis best song |
07/24/26 |
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An alien world filled with nothing but golden retrievers, pianos, Alice Sara Ott |
07/24/26 |
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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi |
07/24/26 |
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Pro Palestine American woman (43) murdered by Islamic boyfriend (28) (link) |
07/24/26 |
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Shit Chute |
07/24/26 |
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The jew lawyer in Carlitos Way reminds me of SP |
07/24/26 |
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Where do I get a chopped asian gf to take to Coachella next year |
07/24/26 |
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remember when Biden had stage 4 cancer? |
07/24/26 |
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Women will ruin anything and everything you let them if you want |
07/24/26 |
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do you know any of the guys that fucked your gf or wife irl? |
07/24/26 |
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an orgasm has two elements |
07/24/26 |
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i am routinely told that i project an auora of a 23-year-old male..u jelly? |
07/24/26 |
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I want musky Hispanic cocks (evan39) |
07/24/26 |
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Typing with old numeric keypads forced you to slow down and think |
07/24/26 |
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World champs. Teammates. Lovers |
07/24/26 |
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before Android vs Apple users there was 0.7 vs 0.5 users |
07/24/26 |
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Do you feel older or younger than your bio-age? |
07/24/26 |
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hey evan, my balls are extra musky today |
07/24/26 |
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why would ANYONE stick their tongue up a butt? |
07/24/26 |
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burlesque performer immanuel kunt |
07/24/26 |
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I don't "eat" anything that can't be thrown into a microwave and heated in 3 min |
07/24/26 |
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all women are absolute fucking whores |
07/24/26 |
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Evan? |
07/24/26 |
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study: 98% of Latin American Netflix shows have a trans main character |
07/24/26 |
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Would rather roast and fry in depths of hell than spend a summer in FL |
07/24/26 |
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I showed my 5 year old mixed son the replay of Derek Jeter's "The Flip" |
07/24/26 |
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ur mom logging on to xo just to blank bump ur poasts |
07/24/26 |
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United Airlines cracking down on “kids in luggage” scam (link) |
07/24/26 |
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awarding mathematician gf the feels medal |
07/24/26 |
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Anyone remember this N64 game that was basically Gears of War? |
07/24/26 |
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Elon Musk on AI: humans will no longer be in control in ten years|The Economist |
07/24/26 |
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Surrey, BC (pop. 400K) is 30% white. How? |
07/24/26 |
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the new rolling stones is pretty good, not flame |
07/24/26 |
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“Put it all on ENRON” (GayBaby1488) |
07/24/26 |
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Hypo: $1M for nothing OR $1M for every mile you swim across the English channel |
07/24/26 |
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Claude was completely nerfed overnight |
07/24/26 |
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Trump authorizes new round of missile strikes - against SAUDI ARABIA: |
07/24/26 |
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"Obsession" chick has the perfect female personality? |
07/24/26 |
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Will gamers have an advantage when AR hud glasses become norm? |
07/24/26 |
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Obsession (2026) is a masterstroke of the horror genre |
07/24/26 |
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Hey emilio need you to bump every thread containing the word Garfield |
07/24/26 |
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Utter madness and the works of ultraliberal brain chipping capitalists |
07/24/26 |
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People with sloped foreheads |
07/24/26 |
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It's insane the jews crucified God irl |
07/24/26 |
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best part of dying seems like the not interacting with piece of shit humans part |
07/24/26 |
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Rate this asian sitting next to Trump at the WHCD (vid) |
07/24/26 |
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I feel like the jews don't get enough shit for killing God |
07/24/26 |
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Washington wanted his bodyguards 5'9 or 5'10 |
07/24/26 |
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"No", says the man with the brain chip factory, "it belongs to Capital" |
07/24/26 |
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Buddy of mine makes up random shit on Internet forums and ppl think it’s real |
07/24/26 |
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'Ugh. Just grow a bear' 'u mean grow a beard?' 'No' she replied, 'I me |
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Poastal Service - Such Great Height.mp4 tp |
07/24/26 |
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CERN | BERENSTEIN BEARS | FRUIT OF THE LOOM CORNUCOPIA |
07/24/26 |
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ur dad logging on to xo just to call you a retard |
07/24/26 |
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Seems unlikely this Cybermonastery shit will ever work (but 4 Rachmiel magic) |
07/24/26 |
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Christians don't take responsibility for themselves. God is the evil one btw |
07/24/26 |
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Engineer buddy of mine is shocked by XO's load bearing backslash durability |
07/24/26 |
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Buddy of mine's dad works at Rockstar, says 11/11/26 GTA VI pre-download is 100% |
07/24/26 |
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The Legend of Autoadmit: Chamber of Echoes (Switch) |
07/24/26 |
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Police chases to the Getty Center in GTA V always make me lol for some reason |
07/24/26 |
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LABRADOODLE | BOBA TEA | WHITE TESLA MODEL3 |
07/24/26 |
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Billy Corgan's genuinely well-deserved AZN trophy wife tp |
07/24/26 |
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Buddy of mine in Japan called me concerned asking why I’m still in America |
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Postal Service - Such Great Heights.mp4 tp |
07/24/26 |
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The Reason (Acoustic) is even better than the original btw: pure ethereal bliss! |
07/24/26 |
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can we refresh the autoadmit home page 200 times |
07/24/26 |
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can we gay sex 200 times |
07/24/26 |
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What one Constitutional Amendment would do the most to fix this country? |
07/24/26 |
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Straightmos: thoughts when you see a hot big cock naked guy in gym change room |
07/24/26 |
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we got computers, refrigerators! we got computers, color tee-veeees |
07/24/26 |
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best gay sex 5000000000x |
07/24/26 |
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The Lies about the 32x end now |
07/24/26 |
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I love all poasters equally |
07/24/26 |
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Thank you, computer. |
07/24/26 |
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In defense of Mall Emo: |
07/24/26 |
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Autoadmit is fundamentally a queer space |
07/24/26 |
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I’m in some version of hell with these old washed up shrew whores holy shit |
07/24/26 |
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don't blame me im a faggy liberal arts homosexual |
07/24/26 |
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Doctors are advocating DEATH BY ORGAN DONATION for euthanasia patients |
07/24/26 |
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I haven't taken a shit without wet wipes since college and I always flush them |
07/24/26 |
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Wish I realized the importance of phenotype earlier |
07/24/26 |
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*”Human Nature” playing to montage of lawyer in 10th straight hour of poasti |
07/24/26 |
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WASP gf: "And that's how I learned to ride English style" as you push your peas |
07/24/26 |
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yeah *flicks cig* i knew the muffin man |
07/24/26 |
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Americans: "My asshole gets clean by smearing this paper across it a few times." |
07/24/26 |
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Wachtell partner filmed making out with associate in Bryant Park |
07/24/26 |
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rate these Gen X Scumbag Bikers arrested in CT last night |
07/24/26 |
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So the video of Trump falling down is confirmed AI? |
07/24/26 |
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Why isnt Trump blocking Andrew Tate’s extradition? |
07/24/26 |
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Village People - In the Godhead |
07/24/26 |
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Nick Fuentes + Hunter Biden full interview video (link) |
07/24/26 |
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And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president Hu with a face like a |
07/24/26 |
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Bands with No Songs |
07/24/26 |
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Guess the USA population of women single, female, 18-35, no kids under 25 BMI |
07/24/26 |
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Due to rising prices in the economy, we’re mainstreaming polygamy/polyamory |
07/24/26 |
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Saturn game where you explore Virgil’s minor works and contemplate liberal art |
07/24/26 |
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Watched a bunch of nigs playing Scrabble |
07/24/26 |
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Never share a surrealistic Web 1.0 message board with a woman, maybe |
07/24/26 |
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Unironically excited to compare notes w/ Oh, You Travel? (tp) re: Reality Awaits |
07/24/26 |
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Autoadmit is gaiety-promoting as fuck |
07/24/26 |
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would u marry a down syndrome girl if she was sole heir to $1bn fortune? |
07/24/26 |
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Called bartender chick with tons of tattoos "Helen of Goy". Everyone clapped |
07/24/26 |
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I sacrificed SO much for WOC pussy :-/ |
07/24/26 |
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Why didn't hitler use the spear of Longinus to defend Berlin |
07/24/26 |
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going to CompUSA to check out new shipment of computers |
07/24/26 |
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The Indiana Jones game is an FPS in order to get Xbox Scum to play it |
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leaked DMX song is a 6 minute paean to American Folklore & Johnny Appleseed |
07/24/26 |
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🚨 EMERGENCY EMILIO THREAD🚨 |
07/24/26 |
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X-Files Lego Set Announced |
07/24/26 |
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kikes want you to think they're so powerful and smart but the Arch of Titus |
07/24/26 |
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US Junior Amateur all azn/indians vs white bois #golf |
07/24/26 |
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Cowgod, rate the Current State of the PlayStation section at Target (reddit) |
07/24/26 |
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What's genuinely the load-bearing structural architecture of xo? |
07/24/26 |
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Wasn’t RFK gonna ban processed prolefeed or something |
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Just be a female 6 & act cute in a bikini & juggle ur tits and u're world famous |
07/24/26 |
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"The Stones have no songs" he said as he sat down to watch a Scorcese movie |
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Curating a rich inner life IRL. Brain is basically like a game of sim city |
07/24/26 |
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TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf |
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“Emilio”? Doesn’t ring a bell. I’m Bellevue therapy dog tp. First day. |
07/24/26 |
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Graham lowering himself onto Obama's husband to Sirius, Alan Parsons Project |
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rolling stones - 2000 man.mp3 |
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Poasting Fades |
07/24/26 |
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Hardcoremos, Lou Koller from Sick of it All died today |
07/24/26 |
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Andy Garcia’s phenotype circa Godfather 3 has such rich deep Luis tp parallels |
07/24/26 |
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unspoken truth: Grand Funk Railroad were bigger than Led Zeppelin at their peak |
07/24/26 |
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horrific proles in Walmart shaking heads really fast like in movie Jacobs Ladder |
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can’t believe I ever gave a fuck about a single thing in my entire fucking lif |
07/24/26 |
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"Auron MacIntyre" is actually Based |
07/24/26 |
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Midnight Rambler was about Johnny Appleseed |
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CR to alienate and push away people that care about you? |
07/24/26 |
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America is one big dead pile of shit |
07/24/26 |
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Powder and Phenomenon are on Amazon prime. The 90s are back |
07/24/26 |
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*steps out into the world* *rowdy prole mystery meats rampaging, assailing me in |
07/24/26 |
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Cocks were meant to be sucked |
07/24/26 |
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Just sucked an NYU freshman's cock in his dorm room. Taking Qs. |
07/24/26 |
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limbless torso Tom Joad giving campfire speech in AI rendering of Grapes of Wrat |
07/24/26 |
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WASP gf bringing out the top model iPad that is only used to watch Downton Abbey |
07/24/26 |
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LeBron to Sixers confirmed |
07/24/26 |
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oh and this was meant for crookcumbers |
07/24/26 |
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Do Whok and Jynx have an aboriginal BULL ? |
07/24/26 |
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Funny fact about Jews I learned from AI devs |
07/24/26 |
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Christians offload the crucifixion on a savior. God is evil btw. |
07/24/26 |
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Austere WASP gf: "They're called scones." 🙄😒 |
07/24/26 |
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Austere WASP gf with shrill annoyance: "It's called baking. Not cooking." *scowl |
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Oh noes tp is a masculine ideal |
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