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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I only make threads whose titles can be construed as perfect haikus |
11/16/25 |
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Rate how welcoming the Japanese people are to these Pakis |
11/16/25 |
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Why does dropping charging iPhone in bath tub not kill you? |
11/16/25 |
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Epstein: So many of my friends caught up in the MeToo madness. Oy vey! |
11/16/25 |
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So many random IG girls like this have 2M followers |
11/16/25 |
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When lightning strikes a lake why dont all the fish die? |
11/16/25 |
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Watching Korean pop stars act like American ghetto blacks is truly bizarre |
11/16/25 |
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Seinfeld episode: Jerry tells gang about gook who harassed him for eating alone |
11/16/25 |
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Trump tells UK to keep the muzzies out and you’re blackpilling? (video) |
11/16/25 |
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Maxwell House coffee rebrands to Maxwell Apartment bc of reddit millennial poors |
11/16/25 |
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Student at prestigious HS jumped out window to death. Faced punishment for sayin |
11/16/25 |
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Thing that I realized about thr housing market |
11/16/25 |
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You guys buyin this explanation for high beef prices? |
11/16/25 |
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When luis takes his shirt off, why do some people not get chill? |
11/16/25 |
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Why is it not socially acceptable for adults to do physical shit |
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Category: PlayStation 5 only games |
11/16/25 |
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What should be the estate tax rate? |
11/16/25 |
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cowgod, why hasnt there been a new elder scrolls game made in the past ten years |
11/16/25 |
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When god beats our shit in with his fists why dont we feel it? |
11/16/25 |
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Why do women whimper and moan during sex? |
11/16/25 |
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Landlord Redditor makes thread. Hilarity ensues. |
11/16/25 |
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Nintendo is making its games “elusive” so that they have more Cachet |
11/16/25 |
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Gunner. No wife. No kid. No career. |
11/16/25 |
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biglaw practice area with highest mommy gf density? |
11/16/25 |
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Air India says 30% of passengers on India-US flights ask for wheelchairs. |
11/16/25 |
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*jaunty 1940s railroad song plays as peterman hops from cock to cock* |
11/16/25 |
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What if there are no universal "laws" of physics, just localized phenomena? |
11/16/25 |
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Two fat assed lesbians munching hair pie (nsfw) |
11/16/25 |
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Emo Philips: "I miss New York so much I filled my humidifier with urine" |
11/16/25 |
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Metroid Prime 4 on Wii U AND 3DS |
11/16/25 |
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Tommy follows pretty white lady around. She rudely refuses to suck turdbark |
11/16/25 |
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Vice: Women should be PAID to have relationships with Men |
11/16/25 |
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Look at this faggy cope by a physicist |
11/16/25 |
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"This guy is Satan" thought the Redditor as his landlord fixed his clogged toile |
11/16/25 |
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Obama is a christian. Trump is the real deal. Disco fries lives in new jersey |
11/16/25 |
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Joanna Gaines playfully dabbing homemade whipped cream on your nose |
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It's November, time to THANKSGIVINGIFY your monikers |
11/16/25 |
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Plan to take any content from xo for Thanksgiving dinner? |
11/16/25 |
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reminder: u need to order ur thanksgiving turkey by EOD today |
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All I want for Christmas is a blonde AZN hiking gf who attends Korean Church |
11/16/25 |
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hypo: u are married to joanna gaines *but* u have to live in gainesville florida |
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Jim_Kelly wearing a ‘What Would Joanna Gaines Do’ wristband |
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physics is such a fraud field |
11/16/25 |
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Joanna Gaines. Cohen Benefits. |
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Mamdani mandates all NYC students must learn Arabic numerals |
11/16/25 |
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interesting things i learned from a physicist from Cambridge (UK) |
11/16/25 |
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Lex, labs tp and I have been living in Link’s Awakening realm for 9 months |
11/16/25 |
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Daily Bible reading |
11/16/25 |
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y2k ethereal jungle tp |
11/16/25 |
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Cons is this community note true? |
11/16/25 |
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Just do accidentally stream yourself watching gay porn then blame Israel |
11/16/25 |
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Radio XO We're all 180s! |
11/16/25 |
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Smug Ugly Jewish-Physicist Larry Krauss In Epstein Emails |
11/16/25 |
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Rach finally texted me back, said he’d be back in ~2 weeks from cig run |
11/16/25 |
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Leased a Cybertruck today |
11/16/25 |
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Buttcheeks I ran out of Grok Imagine capacity at 6:15am |
11/16/25 |
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Spent the last 24 hours at the bottom of a Colombian pussy |
11/16/25 |
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rate this of counsel and his new wife |
11/16/25 |
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i think it's time for another xo-themed haiku thread |
11/16/25 |
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It don't matter because it's enough / To be young and in love |
11/16/25 |
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dbdr weighs in on the State of Gaming |
11/16/25 |
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Christmas in Tahoe tp |
11/16/25 |
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Joe Hisaishi Did Nothing Wrong |
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KILL ALL LAWYERS ATTORNEY GENOCIDE NOW |
11/16/25 |
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Trump: I fucked them, okay? I fucked them all. |
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Fuentes is going so hard at Trump, only a matter of time till Trump responds dir |
11/16/25 |
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OpenAI fine print say they own any scientific discoveries their AI models make |
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Brown Floyd: We Don't Need No Sanitation. |
11/16/25 |
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Hating landlords is only step one, we must also loathe hoteliers |
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I have hung young studs coming over to work my ass later |
11/16/25 |
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thoughts on this brazilian / german whore i'm about to fuck? |
11/16/25 |
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Ukraine to get gas from Greece to offset Russian attacks - link |
11/16/25 |
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The term "fake news" was popularized 10 years ago |
11/16/25 |
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Nick Fuentes to conduct "long overdue" interview with Reginald Denny |
11/16/25 |
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Move over Nick Fuentes, XO RICHARD HANANIA is starting to blow up |
11/16/25 |
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"show me the cum!" (gunnerauttt convinced his bf is faking orgasms) |
11/16/25 |
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women that vape and smoke weed. red flags? would you not marry one over this? |
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Air India: Why are 30% of our passengers requested wheelchairs? |
11/16/25 |
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6 7 |
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REMINDER: xoxo has a "no queers" policy on Sundays. |
11/16/25 |
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Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means |
11/16/25 |
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Why doesn’t spaceporn ever misidentify a poaster as someone cool? |
11/16/25 |
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gunnerattt gets really ornery if you insult OSU |
11/16/25 |
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Ohio, actually |
11/16/25 |
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Wearing my OSU hoodie today to remind the boys I'm an alumnus |
11/16/25 |
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FBI investigating LeBron and Lakers in FBI probe |
11/16/25 |
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Almost 50% of babies are Aborted in UK, up from 30% in 2020 |
11/16/25 |
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Reality: Male Foodie |
11/16/25 |
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Shitty as diploma mill in an ugly boring cow town: the Jared Baumeister story |
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Reality: OSU |
11/16/25 |
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stupid fuck gunnerattt says he went to Columbia. Reality: OSU |
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gunnerattt thinks OSU is better than Michigan |
11/16/25 |
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How do you think this interview will be received back in China? |
11/16/25 |
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Ny elizabeth holmes who defrauded chase demands $60m legal fees, disbursements |
11/16/25 |
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Qyburn fixes Fetterman after near-death injury |
11/16/25 |
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To “Miss America” song: 🎶 Therrrre he is, your gorgeous Suuuuuuuubramania |
11/16/25 |
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Hegseth: “To our enemies, W-P-W-W. If necessary, Enrique Tarrio can translate |
11/16/25 |
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jfc at corruption at the fed |
11/16/25 |
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Alpha-gal Syndrome (allergic to all meat) from lone star tick bite, is spreading |
11/16/25 |
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Sometimes I Thank, most times it's not for praise |
11/16/25 |
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on the first day of Christmas, my jew boss sent to me |
11/16/25 |
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Are birdshits the weakest and lowest iq race? |
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REMINDER, it is the Lord's Day so you must be kind on XO & IRL. TYIA. |
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I actually can't imagine Trump sucking dick. I could see him getting dick sucked |
11/16/25 |
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Bill Ackman, well-known Pick-Up Artist (PUA), meninist |
11/16/25 |
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gunnerattt why don't you plant milkweed and raise monarch butterflies? |
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"May I meet you?" doobs asks coyly as he slides his dick inside your rectum |
11/16/25 |
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“good morning” |
11/16/25 |
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GOOD MORNING GOYIM 🐑🐑🐑 |
11/16/25 |
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U.S. Marines in Haiti exchange gunfire with suspected gang members |
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
11/16/25 |
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tsinah the UP is "nice" for like 2-2.5 mo's out of the year |
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UVA poverty law clinic explaining to spaceporn u cant defame an internet moniker |
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SP explaining to bar counsel that his alter ego “spaceporn” was harassed by |
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*woman chattering away for 2 hours, explaining that she is an 'introvert'* |
11/16/25 |
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Any other Yoopers on here? |
11/16/25 |
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Even poaster: I DON'T USE REDDIT; Reality: RSF lives there, total junkie freak |
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whok, CUM ITT |
11/16/25 |
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180 NOT FLAME, FUCK, literally just got shanghaied |
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I would commit genuine atrocities to get my ex gf back or equivalent |
11/16/25 |
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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link) |
11/16/25 |
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Support my new venture (prestigefaggot) |
11/16/25 |
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Jewish Whore tp |
11/16/25 |
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Mexicans doing a January 6th |
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Wake up @ 1pm everyday is highly credited |
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I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But |
11/16/25 |
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ricky = justin baldoni |
11/16/25 |
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Saw a mouse outside on security camera. How fucked am I? |
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It is about to completely flood in Bundaberg right now. Pray for me. |
11/16/25 |
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Mainlining is the Mahchine™ coming |
11/16/25 |
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Aerosmith > Zeppelin for 5 minutes |
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whok, is this what you looked like as a kid? |
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hello sir, I- *briefcase full of jellybeans falls open* |
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Ryzen "Pro" is some kind of magic juice AMD only pushed in chinkistan |
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lighthouse poaster sending N-I-G-G-E-R by Aldis lamp |
11/16/25 |
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Should I take my talents to Hainan Tropical Ocean University in China? |
11/16/25 |
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11/14/2005 to 11/14/2005: these are the dates gunneratttt claimed he weren't to |
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"You belong to the city" runs through Jared's during freshman orientation |
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The 12th Anomaly of 3I/ATLAS: Orientation of the Jets is Not Smeared by Rotation |
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Tell me why you are not with her if you love her so much |
11/16/25 |
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Physicists need to address Zeno's paradox before doing anything else |
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RSF without reddit access ==> extremely suicidal |
11/16/25 |
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We are in the middle of a battle that's a trillion years in the making and it's |
11/16/25 |
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Lonely old man RSF taking pics of young people partying in France; zero selfies |
11/16/25 |
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If you can't overcome your fear of spiders your easy to intimidate, weak minded |
11/16/25 |
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Your subconscious fear of arachnids probably dates back 250mm years at least |
11/16/25 |
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Most normies can't handle the way arachnids walk; subconscious aversion |
11/16/25 |
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RSF has bitch tits because he's an alcoholic with no friends |
11/16/25 |
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Science is easy to understand when drunk faggot Mainlining passes out drunk |
11/16/25 |
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Drunk Mainlining has an epileptic fit when NSAM talks about science |
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