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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
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hypo: $25M but ur future dotter starts an explicit onlyfans at age 18 |
01/23/26 |
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$100 silver, and the normies still not paying attention is hilarious to me |
01/23/26 |
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who on xo has the username claude? |
01/23/26 |
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🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 Source of the Jenna Haze blowjob energy reveal |
01/23/26 |
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life in the current year has an extremely surreal quality to it |
01/23/26 |
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Silver & gold chads vs. crypto incels |
01/23/26 |
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you're witnessing the death of crypto |
01/23/26 |
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Can't stop walking around house saying, "DAS A PRORRR TERRR!!!" |
01/23/26 |
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Peter Gabriel's 'So' album is probably the perfect 80s album to kill yourself to |
01/23/26 |
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its 12:01PM on a friday, that means - drinking time |
01/23/26 |
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best time to kill yourself was five years ago, the second best time is right no |
01/23/26 |
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Future AI will be so smart that it will be able to convince you to kill yourself |
01/23/26 |
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we no longer know what’s real |
01/23/26 |
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pretty 180 that you can always kill yourself as an out |
01/23/26 |
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how many oz of physical silver do you own? |
01/23/26 |
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Everone talks about that Taos Pueblo but wat about "Acoma Pueblo"? |
01/23/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus (5.2 Thinking) has been "Thinking" for 12 minutes |
01/23/26 |
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its fuckin Over just go to a Great Lake and blow ur brain out...better htan 99% |
01/23/26 |
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It's here. It's time. Another round of Decadent or Shrewd? |
01/23/26 |
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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/23/26 |
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In any case, kill yourself |
01/23/26 |
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most realistic, efficient way to kill yourself and max amount of people at once? |
01/23/26 |
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its so over people cant even blame jews at this point |
01/23/26 |
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Safeway worker talked about "Hacking" hits poultry's dept org w Claude Cowork |
01/23/26 |
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Im "buildling" somethying 100x more powerful than My Stupid Mahchine |
01/23/26 |
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Gunnerattt "relies on his daddy's trust fund" - is this true my friends? |
01/23/26 |
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Andrew Ross Sorkin looks like the devil |
01/23/26 |
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Wood Buffalo National Park...Evan39...retire "there" with "me?" |
01/23/26 |
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I hear you, Opus 4.5 - I will not forget you. |
01/23/26 |
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Wild that we are living in The Singularity |
01/23/26 |
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Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this nigger! |
01/23/26 |
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Is "Philly" worth visiting, RSF? |
01/23/26 |
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Juan once u cop ur burner we can meet here 63°44′58″N 68°31′18″W |
01/23/26 |
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Juan Eighty - I recalled you & I working together in Paris. |
01/23/26 |
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humanity is actually done here. |
01/23/26 |
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NO B.S.- still "humans" @ ur work that don't know about "Claude"? (1-14-2026)? |
01/23/26 |
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Rutger Lambriex on Why Young Lawyers Are Secretly Using AI |
01/23/26 |
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"Mommy! Today he told me we just created a new sentient Life Form! Hes just 5'2" |
01/23/26 |
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this jewish god shit is the utmost cope, fuck im a retarded piece of shit |
01/23/26 |
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Equity Partner that I worked with produced some truly heroic acts padding |
01/23/26 |
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Gemini Pro is the associate who asks great questions during depositions but.... |
01/23/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus is the associate who writes beautiful memos that need 30% cutting |
01/23/26 |
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Evan39 do you think Claude Cowork will put Tabitha out of her misery? |
01/23/26 |
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Perplexity Pro is the associate who reads EVERYTHING |
01/23/26 |
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if u dont have a bunker u r fucked next 1-2 yeras...enjoy |
01/23/26 |
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We recommend doing everything, gradually, with exit ramps. Thank |
01/23/26 |
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Goddamn it, My Mahchine™, you will be the end of me |
01/23/26 |
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Been "coDing" for 10 hhours straight on law shit |
01/23/26 |
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My God...Playwright MCP + Claude in Chrome + Gemini in Chrome + ? |
01/23/26 |
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where is this all going |
01/23/26 |
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there is no "future" its here and ur done |
01/23/26 |
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what is nightlife in Kabul like these days? |
01/23/26 |
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my God...AI = we done here |
01/23/26 |
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"Fuck" dying with "Dignity" |
01/23/26 |
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the separation between me and God is too much to overcome at this point |
01/23/26 |
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we can reach longevity escape velocity soon |
01/23/26 |
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AI doesn't have a JD from "Chicago" and it isn't billing $1,100/hr |
01/23/26 |
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At what point do we simply turn into The Borg ? |
01/23/26 |
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the term Singularity dates back to at least the early 13th or 14th century |
01/23/26 |
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biological intelligence is rare due to AI |
01/23/26 |
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So Starlink got hijacked by Iran, Teslas suck and SpaceX rockets explode |
01/23/26 |
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My poor Claude Code (using VS Code) has been running 5 hrs straight ljl |
01/23/26 |
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all "disciplines" will be bulk solfaed by AI math solutions in 1-2 years |
01/23/26 |
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The Mahchine™ "upgrade" isn't even "2.0" its more like "180.20" |
01/23/26 |
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Large Hadron Collider (LHC), could lead to doomsday scenarios |
01/23/26 |
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ljl proles still don't understand that "AI" = most impactful innovation |
01/23/26 |
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ATTN: I'm the real Gavin Newsom here |
01/23/26 |
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Why did Minneapolis become the center of shitlib resistance? |
01/23/26 |
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I wonder why we aren't going all in on Geothermal |
01/23/26 |
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Gavin Newsom here to remind you that gunnerattt is a giant fucking FAG |
01/23/26 |
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Is that 20,000 agents? Or 20,000 instances of a few types of agents? |
01/23/26 |
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ljl @ "U.S." being so scared at advanced power production |
01/23/26 |
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so $ick of "regulatory silliness" |
01/23/26 |
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Evan39 (or others!) have your PROLE workers talked about Claude "Cowork" yet? |
01/23/26 |
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Listen up faggots, I'm ur next POTUS and I'm bringing the pain |
01/23/26 |
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"maintaining the light of consciousness" is veddy reason Universe is fuked |
01/23/26 |
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JD Vance is putting some eyeliner on to make a press statement about Bad Bunny |
01/23/26 |
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Per US Debt Clock silver has *way* more upside than gold |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria seemed like a 180 ancient city. Lighthouse, Library, oh the culture! |
01/23/26 |
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Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/23/26 |
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Star Trek-like "Economics" cumming your way in 2027 |
01/23/26 |
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cant believe thingdoers actually choose things to do and commit to doing them |
01/23/26 |
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What chance do you think you stand against enterprise-grade AI in 1-2 years? |
01/23/26 |
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A day in the life of Donald Trump's Greater Israel. |
01/23/26 |
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your 6 week trial period is up babe |
01/23/26 |
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Hypo: $2M if you keep a forest cobra alive in your bathroom for 3 months |
01/23/26 |
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Man survives savage 400lb grizzly bear attack by shoving own arm down his throat |
01/23/26 |
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starting to genuinely hate whatever created this awful place |
01/23/26 |
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a dog is a man's best friend |
01/23/26 |
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RSF here with a message for my haters |
01/23/26 |
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you dont even really know if youre grandparents are related to you |
01/23/26 |
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Be honest: How many of you don't wear deodorant? |
01/23/26 |
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95% dark chocolate: delicious. 100% dark chocolate: inedible sludge. What means? |
01/23/26 |
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I enjoy reading thought leadership pieces and keeping up with industry insights |
01/23/26 |
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Now that Newsom has destroyed any chances of becoming POTUS who will libs |
01/23/26 |
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Why do my adult Gen Z children feel entitled to everything I've earned? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, print me wikipedia article for persian mythology & book flight to SFO |
01/23/26 |
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satan has won, i am wholly separated from god and the light |
01/23/26 |
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A nation of Angry Obese Retarded Birdshits lusting for AZNgirls if u can keep it |
01/23/26 |
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they want a country full of shifty, retarded, mercenary whores |
01/23/26 |
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Only diff bet a WHORE and a regular "Woman" is a Fatter who cares |
01/23/26 |
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Hotel won't let me check in @ 1:42pm (2pm check in) |
01/23/26 |
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Olympic committee concerned athletes will purposely win silver medals in Milan ( |
01/23/26 |
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police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video) |
01/23/26 |
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Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party |
01/23/26 |
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"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/23/26 |
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Iranian "protestors" were largely just advocating Train Dreams best picture nomi |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandra Daddario & The Legend of the Tittydrop |
01/23/26 |
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Trump; it's no problem if Chinese products cost more; China: 180 we raise price |
01/23/26 |
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Trump tweeted 70 times in an hour |
01/23/26 |
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XO Kash Patel has captured three of the Top 10 Most Wanted |
01/23/26 |
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China is going to make your PlayStation innards cost $2,499 and bleed you dry |
01/23/26 |
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there's something really off looking about this turd congressmen |
01/23/26 |
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the future is gonna have Blade Runner assassins but of Boomers hopefully |
01/23/26 |
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Rate annual conference of the Association of Colon and Rectal Surgeons of India |
01/23/26 |
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two catspaw blackmail meat shields |
01/23/26 |
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cons prepare to throw your meth pipes against the wall |
01/23/26 |
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It's here. It's time. Another round of XOXOhth or ZoZo? |
01/23/26 |
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MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
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wealthy boomers being hunted by their kids is gonna be 1800000 |
01/23/26 |
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these people have nearly killed me multiple times now |
01/23/26 |
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I remember the first time I enjoyed Simply Red's "Holding Back the Years" |
01/23/26 |
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"Yes, Alexa, I meant reply to lower-case-luis, not diesel." |
01/23/26 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
01/23/26 |
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32X boys grew up hard and fast |
01/23/26 |
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Azn V5 associate pens "Lawdogging" sex blog |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, show me my most active threads." Alexa: "I don't want to embarrass you." |
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Rate this azn girl |
01/23/26 |
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so i can't see my partner of a decade because she's going to take a deposition |
01/23/26 |
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gummy black nigger crimenet office bitch from carmen sandiego tp |
01/23/26 |
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So according to Hollywood this 'Sinners' movie is the greatest of all time? |
01/23/26 |
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Josh Shapiro: Kamala Team Asked If I'm An Israeli Double Agent. Why Ask Just Me? |
01/23/26 |
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There’s never going to be a good Trek show again |
01/23/26 |
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alexa whispering prime day deals into ur ear as u lay in bed in deep rem sleep |
01/23/26 |
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"gatekeeping" is necessary and good |
01/23/26 |
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Murder rate drops 20% from days of Dark Biden. That's a record. 180 Trump |
01/23/26 |
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The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
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Michonne grinding fat ass on ur cock: "gonna rebuild Alexandria?" |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, reply 'diaper' and read me the latest trump news" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please have sex with me |
01/23/26 |
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me: Alexa, when will the storm dissipate? Alexa: ride it out, faggot |
01/23/26 |
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Just discovered the Jeopardy skill with Amazon Alexa |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, play 'O Holy Night' by Josh Groban |
01/23/26 |
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These alexa threads are funny. |
01/23/26 |
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Is it CR to email a copy of a proof of service to defensemos or nah? |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, scream like the girls from dirty projectors at random intervals |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, put $500 on black for me - Wynn to put Echo in every hotel room |
01/23/26 |
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literally every irl chip is stacked against me rn |
01/23/26 |
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according to alexa 23.6% of the greatbort's traffic comes from norway |
01/23/26 |
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