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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Local pizza place “The Cuttingtable,” leafy 90s suburbia, Perry Como π |
02/06/26 |
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Are we still pretending Pat Buchanan or Ross Perot ever did anything wrong? |
02/06/26 |
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At the risk of sounding a complete anime novice, Spice and Wolf is 180 |
02/06/26 |
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A Dream of ZoZo-ing… πΉπΈπΊπ·πΌπΏππ±
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02/06/26 |
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Analysis: Optimal Lower-48 Survival Regions for AI-Driven Collap$e |
02/06/26 |
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Never read anything George RR Martin but “A Dream of Spring” is a 180 title |
02/06/26 |
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someone on this earth has the job of inventing new storylines for xo soap opera |
02/06/26 |
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JD Vance and 'Usha' rocking out at Kid Rock performance (CSPAN |
02/06/26 |
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1 Property Brother married Zooey Deschanel. The other a 5’2” Asian spinner. |
02/06/26 |
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xo is the only online space where you can be dismissive of the Nintendo Switch 2 |
02/06/26 |
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What is even the point of "college" now? Doesn't everyone AI everything? |
02/06/26 |
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"Stop. Don't cum. This is wrong" your dog says as he anxiously looks back at you |
02/06/26 |
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Seeing Catalina Island on a clear day in Altadena circa 1992… π
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02/06/26 |
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Candlemas 2026 + Groundhog Day 2026 is going to be 180, gorgeous Dream of spring |
02/06/26 |
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Tyla with Jetsons instant off/instant wake from sleep feature would be 180 |
02/06/26 |
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Epstein berating his private banker |
02/06/26 |
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Once you get old (mid 40s+) you shld just accept the GOOD & the BAD |
02/06/26 |
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Really convincing PizzaGate video |
02/06/26 |
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My dog is getting a boner |
02/06/26 |
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An alien world filled with Lily Collins Jews for Jesus and golden retrievers |
02/06/26 |
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Rate Rita Patel, Brand President of Arby's |
02/06/26 |
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Jesus Christ is co-eternal with the Father btw |
02/06/26 |
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Why did BTC miss earnings estimates last quarter? |
02/06/26 |
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is $8000 too much for a pillow? |
02/06/26 |
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Scottsdale is gay |
02/06/26 |
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if I were Mina Kimes' husband I'd worry she was fantasizing about getting railed |
02/06/26 |
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Trump drops murder rate to lowest level since 1900. Libs obviously furious. |
02/06/26 |
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Gavin refuses to extradite abortion doc, tells Louisiana AG to get fucked |
02/06/26 |
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Man, let's go fuck some sluts here we gooooooooo |
02/06/26 |
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Epstein's Xbox Live Account released. He literally Games every day |
02/06/26 |
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Hope you guys bought the dip |
02/06/26 |
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It often feels like cowgod's war on Switch 2 is his personal Iwo Jima |
02/06/26 |
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Finding true isolation in the Lower 48 is harder than most people realize |
02/06/26 |
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Rate the beatings Jon Hamm put on tls pledges at UT |
02/06/26 |
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Everyone walking around like everything is still normal |
02/06/26 |
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The Dow is never going to below 50,000 again. |
02/06/26 |
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Looks like Obama got the last laugh afterall |
02/06/26 |
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If ur not about to purchase property in New Zealand/Madeira, good night&good luc |
02/06/26 |
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uncomfortable truth, the girls seemed to love Epstein |
02/06/26 |
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Demented Donald no longer housebroken |
02/06/26 |
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let's do it |
02/06/26 |
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Arby's CEO should be forced to testify under oath that they "have the meats" |
02/06/26 |
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ACCEPT THIS MIND/BODY GOYSLOP INTO YOUR MIND/BODY, GOYIM |
02/06/26 |
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I really enjoy styling on cryptofags when the market falls |
02/06/26 |
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felix the cat and istanbul street cat sharing a bowl of milk in Heaven |
02/06/26 |
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The faggy latte you seek is in another hip coffee shop |
02/06/26 |
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2-3 short years every fag will try relocating to Iceland or NZ-must be creative |
02/06/26 |
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Epstein Email To [Redacted]: "Your Littlest Girl Was A Little Naughty" |
02/06/26 |
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I don't even care about the Epstein files anymore |
02/06/26 |
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The Passion of the Christ was actually a 180 movie |
02/06/26 |
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The guys seeing Epstein girls weren't pedophiles |
02/06/26 |
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So everyone is hyped up on coffee all day then wind down with weed or ambien |
02/06/26 |
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My dog is getting a brother (TSINAH) |
02/06/26 |
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TRUMP POSTS AI IMAGE OF OBAMAS AS MONKEYS |
02/06/26 |
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roasted cauliflower tp: any relation to Matthias of Redwall #Cornflower tp? |
02/06/26 |
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"Muhammad" delivered my order of 24 small beers in this stoopid Muzzie country |
02/06/26 |
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MPA is hosting AI cockfights pitting different AIs against each other |
02/06/26 |
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ZoZo feels older then 21 years but also doesn't feel like a 90s Web 1.0 odd |
02/06/26 |
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Becky, his instinct for what search keywords to use on ZoZo search is sooooooooo |
02/06/26 |
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Found a sicko on Instagram who films slo-mo close ups of girls volleyball butts |
02/06/26 |
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cowshit what upcoming PS5 Games are you excited for? |
02/06/26 |
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taking qs & rating poasters as episodes of Star Trek series (foxmo) |
02/06/26 |
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epstein:"boomers great! jews great! goyim bad! dirty money good!"<is billionaire |
02/06/26 |
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I bought 50k of SOXS (3x inverse SOXL chip ETF) and it's up 18% today |
02/06/26 |
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*watching my future Panda Express orders like Tom Cruise in minority report* |
02/06/26 |
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sega voice: "ZoZo" |
02/06/26 |
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seatguru is gone |
02/06/26 |
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J6er Jake Lang charged with felony vandalism in Minnesota |
02/06/26 |
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Best Valentine gift ideas for mistress |
02/06/26 |
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Portland from the early-00's to mid-10's was peak modern urban America |
02/06/26 |
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People are sheep. If their phone doesn't tell them they go bonkers |
02/06/26 |
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4500 Chabad Rabbis' Wives Take Group Photo (PIC) #ricky |
02/06/26 |
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Do sheeple really not see what it's about to hit the fan? |
02/06/26 |
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Is there any actor who should be more famous than Chalamet? |
02/06/26 |
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Actors who are highly underrated: Colin Farrell, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Cruise |
02/06/26 |
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Every corporate "woman" is pulling hair back in ultra tight ponytail now |
02/06/26 |
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Proles will learn about Anthropic's products via its imminent "Superbowl" ad |
02/06/26 |
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Is it normal for 30 Republicans to retire before a House election? |
02/06/26 |
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My irl golf game massively improved after beating Mario Golf |
02/06/26 |
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Has Tom Cruise always been right and I just never paid attention? |
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Had a dream Tom Cruise was my uncle |
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boner police looks like a more handsome version of tom cruise and alain delon |
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your family, typing "wait", as you disappear into liquid dark cyberspace |
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*tiny Tom Cruise runs down your screen with goggles* |
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I π all Mission Impossible movies and Im glad they’re ending w Tom Cruise |
02/06/26 |
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What Scientology potions is Travolta drinking? He looks better than most 30 y/os |
02/06/26 |
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Introducing Claude Opus 4.6 |
02/06/26 |
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SpaceX has acquired xAI |
02/06/26 |
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Can anyone explain Web 1.0 throwback bulletin boards |
02/06/26 |
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Julia's Princess Jasmine + Blue Smoke's Half Life 2 Alyx cosplay c. 2005 (pics!) |
02/06/26 |
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Julia and TBF prove importance of poasting with Punjabi Princess Jasmines |
02/06/26 |
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is Combustion by Meshuggah the greatest opening track in modern metal? |
02/06/26 |
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You must early adopt or you are done here |
02/06/26 |
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Reminder: Grok has forgotten more about pleasing a woman than you will ever know |
02/06/26 |
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Prosopa Insights (physiognomy guy) on looks maxxing |
02/06/26 |
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'26 so-called "Lawyers," No better than 2024 software engineers that buried thei |
02/06/26 |
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Serious question for cowgod/OYT/doodikoff et al.: loved Sunshine and Wind Waker, |
02/06/26 |
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trump 'presidency' literally imploding before our eyes. it is sad |
02/06/26 |
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$4m for a box slop house |
02/06/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
02/06/26 |
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If u still sit @ desk like typing monkey, no excuse to work more than 3 hrs /day |
02/06/26 |
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I've given XO my all. Thinking of retiring to ZoZo full-time. |
02/06/26 |
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[pauses in the huddle] Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. |
02/06/26 |
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DisneySea secret level “Gone Aslan” |
02/06/26 |
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an avalanche of whimsical 112 IQ shitposting tp |
02/06/26 |
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The Metroid Prime 4 Sales Numbers Are in, and...uh... |
02/06/26 |
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XOXOhth-like "Economics" cumming your way in 2027 (180s, blank bumps, and more): |
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Men in 30s are having less sex than any other period in recorded history lol |
02/06/26 |
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XOXOhth from early-00's to mid-10's was peak modern online America (read: AOL) |
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Men in 30s are using Web 1.0 more than any other period in recorded history lol |
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If u still ZOZO @ desk like typing monkey, no excuse to poas less than 3hrs/day |
02/06/26 |
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Trying out a new hip faggy coffee shop |
02/06/26 |
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MIA & PHX 2 huge shithole cities |
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This pair of giant brown tetas will be POTUS someday: |
02/06/26 |
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Charles Johnson released from jail |
02/06/26 |
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mark mcgrath's roid rage meltdown over being called sugar gay was so 180 |
02/06/26 |
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In the USA, you will keep up with AI or die |
02/06/26 |
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Strange fact: Cucumbers sucks whoks boner |
02/06/26 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) π¦ |
02/06/26 |
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Using this online safe space to say: Zoe Saldana Did Nothing Wrong |
02/06/26 |
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CS Lewis’s Abolition of Man ASMR is Japan’s most watched 2025 video (link) |
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I’m not a perfect poaster… |
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Guy "GOY SUPERSTAR" Pearce & Samantha Mumba circa 2002 vs. Morlock Lives Matter: |
02/06/26 |
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Rediscovering Autoadmit/XOXOhth/ZOZO in your 40s like The Time Machine |
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Is 43 the cr age to start a Creed cover band (Emilio)? |
02/06/26 |
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XO Creed cover band: Emilio on vox, Doodikoff guitar, dupa bass. Need drummer. |
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Emilio tp's Creed cover band tp |
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an avalanche of whimsical 112 IQ shitposting, Emilio and Mainlining just arrived |
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Question for white people only |
02/06/26 |
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Trump Orders ALCATRAZ Re-Opened As Prison |
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Cons I hope Trump was worth a Dem congress and 8 years of Dem POTUS |
02/06/26 |
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Photo gallery of babes working at hot dog on a stick (link) |
02/06/26 |
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Star Trek-like "Economics" cumming your way in 2027 |
02/06/26 |
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Claude EVISCERATES Open AI/ChatGPT in new Superbowl ad (link) |
02/06/26 |
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Guy with a huge, dripping penis inadvertently demolecularizes his penis |
02/06/26 |
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Whenever I picture FizzKidd I picture Eileen Gu but tradcath |
02/06/26 |
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Experiment: Best AI fails to produce acceptable work on 97.5% of freelance tasks |
02/06/26 |
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Libs how does it feel knowing ICE is rounding up thousands more D voters today |
02/06/26 |
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“Who wins?” between humanity and AI (Perplexity Pro's thoughts) |
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Need to cop Lego Influencer girlfriend |
02/06/26 |
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just use Openclaw with Claude MAX and codex PRO, that's all you need |
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Ted Cruz: I wanted gerrymandering, but not like that - link |
02/06/26 |
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wave of probes can **fill the galaxy in 106-107 years**-short in cosmic terms. |
02/06/26 |
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lol, this country is completely fucked. only hope is to blow up govt, start over |
02/06/26 |
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looks like I'm staying in the mountains & foraging for berries. |
02/06/26 |
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who tf said Disco Elysium was a good game? holy shit what pompous garbage |
02/06/26 |
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Gemini is super fucked up today |
02/06/26 |
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I live in Houston, taking Q’s |
02/06/26 |
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The next 3 years are the most dangerous in human history |
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Jeffrey, are you bringing the walnut sauce or is Peter? |
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