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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*thick Midlands accent* "you can actually smell theres been squanchin in 'ere" |
10/31/25 |
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Erika Kirk has new OnlyFans accounts for $59.99/month, JD is first subscriber |
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Indian CIA head brags they have spread "boobytrapped & manipulated equipment" |
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AIDS came via Haiti in 1972 from blood plasma exports roughy 1600 gallons/month |
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Kingdom Come Deliverance II is an absolute Triumph |
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Pretty easy to believe RSF engineered his own death after watching Israel do it |
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Getting styled on by prole piss patrons and the waiter at Paul Bocuse: priceless |
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so halloween is now a holiday for women to wear outfits that show their pussies? |
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Steam "sales" are worse than prime Jos A. Bank. |
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ChatGPT came up with a Game of Thrones sequel idea - George R.R. Martin $ues |
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is it weird that the founder of Moscow was born in Kyiv? |
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Marco Rubio Toyota Lagos announces a SLAUGHTER on all Prices on 2025 Fulani Truc |
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Fetterman accidentally breaking Oz's wife's neck in the barn |
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These minority posters will never have their white fantasy, so they just invent |
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Dumbfuck shitcon shithead fake shitty lawyers pwned again by NSAM |
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Conservatives are the absolute stupidest pieces of shit |
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Niggers are the worst thing the more I look into it |
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Biz Idea: Brief Kings - fantasy and futures betting market for litigators |
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Ukrainecucks mocked me for saying Russia used tactical nukes; now they lick my |
10/31/25 |
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guess which sister died of a fentanyl OD in washington square park |
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TDNW's call.sign in the Marines was "Stump" |
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Howard Lutnick is such a GOD damn furking KIKE |
10/31/25 |
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'thee you on a bark night' (lab friend going as grimes for howloween) |
10/31/25 |
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Lob friend refuses to be on the same plate as TERFs |
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GO ON THE RECORD: WILL SNAP BENEFITS GO OUT 11/1? |
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What pumpkin design did you carve? |
10/31/25 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) 🦄 |
10/31/25 |
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Shinzo Abe “see you space cowboy” meme except KamalaSexy tp 🪽🪽🪽 |
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I'm debating talking to my therapist about XO |
10/31/25 |
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Autoadmit BFF: "I love men" Biglaw BFF: suspects your secret love of Christendom |
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I want Spaceporn to top me while whispering to me that i'm trash, going to hell, |
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art hoe gf: ethereal connection :) autoadmit gf: needs constant attention |
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Usha and AOC getting a little too handsy in leaked 2014 photos (link) |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
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rach please sticky a bowl of milk until istanbul street cat cums back |
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Reuters confirms what TDNW has been saying: Russia did NOT use a nuke |
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Young law shrew streams herself on Twitch while billing & playing 2000s pop punk |
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"Me? Well, I'm a performance artist. Online. For lawyers. And you?" |
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Freddie entering diaperspace, manipulating reality like Dr Manhattan |
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i can basically tell you the origin of every xo meme since 2004 |
10/31/25 |
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No. Thank *you*, Freddie. |
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hey what's up |
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freddie tp shirtless w diaper on his head, ululating loudly |
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Taking freddie tp to an LA Diapers game is my final make a wish for a lifetime |
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tfw no unironically stylish + sophisticated Nicole Shanahan trophywife mommy gf |
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[pauses in the huddle] Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. |
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"hi, bellevue?how many available beds do you- here, let me just fwd the thread" |
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So Trump is taking money out of America's pockets & war with Venezulea? |
10/31/25 |
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Mainlining I saw Chad again today (evan39) |
10/31/25 |
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Trump says SNAP recipients are "mostly Democrats" as he writes checks to them |
10/31/25 |
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Spaceporn here, started telling people why they're not getting a tip |
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Luna Lovegood gf: “let’s do ethereal roleplay!” Emma Watson gf: betrays JK |
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Toyota sells a minivan in Brazil called the Vance |
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WODY |
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2050 Vivek Vance running for POTUS as "VV Vance" |
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Dbg what kind of kooky kike shit is on the menu this weekend |
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Obama's presidential library is such a hilarious debacle |
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JCM in her "sexy trash can" costume for Halloween |
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do u fear your self? |
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Dressing up as butt cheeks for Halloween |
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when did your adoptive father go permanently dormant |
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Has anybody seen Richie? Richie moon? |
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spaceporn's clown hair raping your dad's honk box |
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house-of-horrors-stepmom wants-stepsons-identity-revealed
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*Goddess Shiva ordering simultaneously on 8 iPads as doodikoff sits silently* |
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Don’t 👀 |
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is this what Spaceporn looked like as a baby? |
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Det. Ice T, "The sickos get online and give each other Blank Bumps" |
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Update on the subordinate I slept with |
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Bill total spinning like odometer as doodikoff’s date racks up tapas |
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"Faggot residence, Ass speaking." |
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butt cheeks here. my dad just got a call. |
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Rate this AGWWG couple (pic) |
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look I like Erikapoasting but mossad was 1000% behind his death |
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“Hello Mr Cheeks, this call concerns your son’s Internet activity” |
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"It's All About the Pentiums" is actually the POTUS Weird Al song. Discuss. |
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no seriously, why are there no wild monkeys in America? |
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SP here. Thanks. |
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🚨 NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED 🚨 |
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Who is the least-ambitious poaster: RSF or Benzo? |
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*spaceporn hairline slowly emerges in Eric bumpus' rearview mirror* |
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turns out Flags of our Fathers was a total fraud book/movie |
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Hilarious how you can go to public places and smell literal vagina odor |
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Prince Andrew SACRIFICED it all for AZNpussy, what have u sacrificed? |
10/31/25 |
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Black guy shoplifts, evades security at Spirit Halloween (vid) |
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How did this new BVLGARI watch get 0 attention? |
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I think spaceporn is broken and can't be fixed - did we break him? |
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Please email me if you know how to reach CPS. It’s just too much. (Sp jr) |
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is Mike Johnson refusing to seat Adelita Grijalva to protect butt cheeks? |
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Please email me if you know who buttcheeks is irl. Its just too much. |
10/31/25 |
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If you wanna see a sick child porn forum then Google “heartlikealion424” |
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Hey just to make you crackheads madder, I turned that haunted house case into $$ |
10/31/25 |
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Please email me who buttcheeks is irl as he's targeted me for years now. |
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🚨 I have the butt cheeks dossier 🚨 |
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If you know who Buttcheeks is let me know and I’ll take it from there. |
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You know you are going to hell right? |
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heartlikealion424@yahoo.com LOL |
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Does anyone here even know who buttcheeks is? Just some random creep? |
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Vote by mail is one of the biggest scams out there |
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hey spaceporn |
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Imagine if SP was a decent human passing judgment on you |
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COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA AND PUT YOUR BUTT CHEEKS IN 2026 4RUNNER |
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Conservatives really need to drop the “assault rifle in front of the flag” t |
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James David Vance, "Congolese Penis & Hindu Wives", 134 Yale L.J. 123 (2010). |
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buttcheeks did you ever do a "pray the gay away" program? |
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HFS I want to snarf Anna Paulina Luna’s spicy taco |
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SGA is ready to suck some cock |
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need screenman to rate this video |
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butt cheeks here: should I grow a beard? |
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Ackman's tears are the only silver lining of Mamdani's victory |
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this opinion shouldn't be controversial: Katie Miller is ugly |
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Resolved: AI slop is actually based and redpilled |
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so Blormf is taking away food stamps so people riot & he can crack down? |
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POLL: Why are children more afraid of SP than the IT Clown? |
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Real Truth: Sandusky used to buttfuck and suck Paterno, too |
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OYT are you “into” Halloween |
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hot chick on beach to spaceporn: State your haiku before I engage you further |
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"Let me lick your man ass while I tug your cock." (Whok) |
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"We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla." LMAO LMAO |
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Why is Trump paying everyone's SNAP benefits during the shutdown? Cons? |
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Luis, this new suicideboy$ album is pretty chill - couple NOLA bounce bangers |
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What business does the GOVERNOR OF NEBRASKA have in Israel? |
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lol everyone’s so fake as shit |
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Important university message from PENN |
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"...and he really wasn't into anal" Erika Kirk casually mentions at the tiki bar |
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Christian Kelly of Braintree MA has “issues” with children |
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Spaceporn you are already intimately familiar with butt cheeks |
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ICE dragging away spicy Latina as shitlib shrieks "Help! Have mercy on her!" |
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What will Benzo do for food without his food stamps? Dumpster diving? |
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Just got a text from Indiana FSSA: My SNAP will not be refilled next month |
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EBT payments end in 9 hours. Tik-tok libs. |
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Charles is spinning like a ratfuck after reading my poasts |
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Spaceporn here. Clowned on some dumb bitch at Domino's Pizza last night |
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Daily Bible reading |
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"Welcome to Richmond, my friend!" *briefcase full of adopted Asian kids falls ou |
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It’s time to crash the fuck out irl |
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Who tf asked you ?! |
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Now Birdshits are saying LEGAL immigration worse than ILLEGAL and... |
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Lisa of Blackpink has a Birdshit Step-Dad |
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I tried 13 lubes, and the winner will surprise you |
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ever FART on a conf call with unmuted mic you thought was muted? |
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Doobs' Oblong Skull, Peterman's BeadyEyes, TSINAH's Physique & SP's Bozo Hair |
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Ice-T: “This one’s a real sicko. Did a thing called the playroom hotdog.” |
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Erika Kirk has a tramp stamp? Cons? |
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Spaceporn Jr shrieking in terror everytime Bozo the Clown comes on TV |
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"Who's buttcheeks" he said, and smiled in his special way |
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Spaceprawn! RingRing Brothers called to offer you old job back! |
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Downeast Diddler: Pervy Bozo Flees Richmond for Rockport, ME (NYP) |
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(Glen Campbell “Rhinestone Cowboy” voice) “Time for your playroom hooootdo |
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spaceporn holding up "defund CPS" sign |
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