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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Can you sue a convenience store for being out of coconut water? |
06/19/26 |
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ITT: Worst you ever were with alcohol |
06/19/26 |
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Anyone else have dreams of fighting coconut crabs on buildings sinking in lava? |
06/19/26 |
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Lorelai Gilmore teaching Rory to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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Aristotle teaching Alexander to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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The Obama library is inspiring if you can inhabit Liberalism for a moment |
06/19/26 |
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Chopin teaching Liszt to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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10M tokens for Claude to tell me to get some friends |
06/19/26 |
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Halford teaching pisspigs to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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Millenials teaching Gen Z to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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Humans teaching robots to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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thinking about going camping, but i dont think they have laptops out there |
06/19/26 |
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Dogs teaching cats to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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who else is going camping this weekend |
06/19/26 |
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The peak of M. Night Shyamalan movies (1999 - 2006) was peak USAslan |
06/19/26 |
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Response to my haters (Kenny) |
06/19/26 |
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Pick one. We will know which you'll choose |
06/19/26 |
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Only military/vets voting is *vastly* superior to universal sufferage |
06/19/26 |
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Be gay; do crime |
06/19/26 |
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1992 - 2009 is same “time” “passing” as 2009 - 2026 🔮 |
06/19/26 |
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How many people actually care about the Autoadmit.com plot lines? |
06/19/26 |
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Cute art school dropout writing "Todays forcememes" on chalkboard in whimsical f |
06/19/26 |
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Daughters teaching their dads to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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Kiev is toast within 3 or 4 hours. |
06/19/26 |
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Sons teaching their dads to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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Golden 🐶 & lab friend wonder if it's Juneteenth or JuneTEETH (peak 🎾 seaso |
06/19/26 |
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Sisters teaching their brothers to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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I walked out of obsession bc it was too creepy for my unc ass |
06/19/26 |
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luis you ever get sweet old black lady client who thought she was jesus and shot |
06/19/26 |
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343 Studios Closed, bought by Sony, renamed 989 Studios |
06/19/26 |
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Moms teaching their daughters to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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Dads teaching their sons to fuck |
06/19/26 |
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NSAM biographical detail: did law school internship repping NGRIs and USTs |
06/19/26 |
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chasing cocaine through the backrooms of the world all night |
06/19/26 |
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Which should I see Obsession or Backrooms? |
06/19/26 |
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Why not line the reflecting pool with blue fucking stone? Hegemon explain |
06/19/26 |
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XO 2006: Models and bottles 🍾 XO 2026: Arguing with AI about vaginas |
06/19/26 |
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Ever defend a completely schizophrenic client? |
06/19/26 |
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It's like I'm falling out of bed from a long and vivid dream |
06/19/26 |
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Re: your attempt to reference "Borg Lives Matter" in a formal context |
06/19/26 |
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running into a burning building with no one trapped inside of it |
06/19/26 |
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Am I the only one who thinks gerrymandering is bad no matter who does it?? |
06/19/26 |
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Have a nice Monday ballbags--I'm golfing and getting laid today |
06/19/26 |
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Okay, I love men |
06/19/26 |
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So we're all 40 now just trying to relive our youth online? |
06/19/26 |
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ITT: an accurate depiction of jafar tp |
06/19/26 |
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Marie Kondo leading No Things rally |
06/19/26 |
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Tidying Up with Marie Kondo (Deepfake) |
06/19/26 |
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Started watching the Marie Kondo organizing show...I "thanked" my studio apt |
06/19/26 |
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Marie Kondo is basically the Japanese Jordan Peterson |
06/19/26 |
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Marie Kondo getting desperate, using sex appeal now? (pic) |
06/19/26 |
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Single asian women love those minimalistic Web 1.0 pages, Marie Kondo aesthetics |
06/19/26 |
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Check out these awesome new games coming to PS5 and Switch 2 |
06/19/26 |
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Jesus would ghost people for months and just build cool shit alone in the desert |
06/19/26 |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER 🌴 [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
06/19/26 |
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Forgotten labia retro poon 1.0 summer |
06/19/26 |
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Chick-fil-A | In-N-Out | Chipotle | Trader Joe's | Gelson's | Panda Inn, Express |
06/19/26 |
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I don't think this is an appropriate outfit for teen to get her drivers license |
06/19/26 |
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Autoadmit is just golden retrievers in my (admittedly idealized) headcanon |
06/19/26 |
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These "people" can vote |
06/19/26 |
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african, caribbean nations demanding apology, debt relief over slavery |
06/19/26 |
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I wanna kiss my cat one more time… I wanna thank my dad one more time |
06/19/26 |
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Onlyfans is just jeets |
06/19/26 |
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1-800-BLACK-ASS |
06/19/26 |
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OnlyJeets |
06/19/26 |
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Brian Jacques circa 1986 tp #RedwallMouseLivesMatter |
06/19/26 |
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Deep Seek : "No humans in the Americas before 15th century" |
06/19/26 |
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Okay, I admit it. I'm jafar's ex-wife, believe it or not. |
06/19/26 |
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JEWISH GIRLS WITH HEFTY MILKERS |
06/19/26 |
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lie & rob people |
06/19/26 |
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Twitter: Ok, we're just gonna let kikes damage public opinion of themselves |
06/19/26 |
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The DJ just yelled “This place is COVERED in the Tall Man’s nougat!” |
06/19/26 |
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Reminder Patriots: Main goal of the war was to destroy Iran's navy and air force |
06/19/26 |
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doppelganger/run like hell thread (solzy) |
06/19/26 |
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A magical Narnian Beaver providing his sheepdog guidance on the journey home, tp |
06/19/26 |
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Saw 2 surfer guys w real men 💝 Jesus decal, thought of mousemo and BEAVER |
06/19/26 |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
06/19/26 |
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Walt Disney's EPCOT population: cuttingtable, goldens, Japanese, wholesome pumos |
06/19/26 |
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Never understood true meaning of the Chrono Cross ending until I met MOUSEMO tp: |
06/19/26 |
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Watching a montage of cuttingtable threads like the end of Cinema Paradiso |
06/19/26 |
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Almost retired. Enjoying my deck |
06/19/26 |
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"I love men," TT posted on xo, as he swiped right on another azn girl |
06/19/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
06/19/26 |
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ricky is a wigger who says the 'n' word with less confidence around man o' war |
06/19/26 |
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An outline of Abby Shapiro's cans in the sky like the bat signal |
06/19/26 |
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BIG | JEWISH | BALLOONS |
06/19/26 |
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Pausa de HIDRATACIÓN |
06/19/26 |
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“Summer fruits for the summer lads!” he screamed as the train cut through th |
06/19/26 |
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Trump is in many ways the Messi of America |
06/19/26 |
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How would you describe the shared phenotype of smash mouth dude and guy fieri |
06/19/26 |
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jews, muslims, indians |
06/19/26 |
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“Are poasters even a thing anymore?” - Rachmiel relaxing at Club Med 🍹 |
06/19/26 |
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The DARK sons of HAITI holding up against Brasil? |
06/19/26 |
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Ur a nut! Ur crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? That boy needs therapy |
06/19/26 |
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xo 2008: CGWBT. xo 2014: 2d cousin. xo 2018: shrew gf. xo'21: vodka gf. xo'25: ? |
06/19/26 |
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just had the most amazing cyberscholarship encounters (2012 - the present) |
06/19/26 |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
06/19/26 |
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I love men & women (designed for a distinct yet complementary purpose!) 🍇 |
06/19/26 |
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Finding insightful men (also a few women, crazy but true) in unlikely places |
06/19/26 |
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Walt Disney seeing typical Main Street, USA circa 2021: “Haha wow holy shit” |
06/19/26 |
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UFC 329 jafar vs arkan |
06/19/26 |
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November Rain playing as u pen a darkly whimsical Great American Novel from cabi |
06/19/26 |
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XO's at its best when silly, whimsical, less political |
06/19/26 |
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don’t forget to keep it whimsical, people |
06/19/26 |
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the whimsical internet-culture based, quasi-hipster girl schtick |
06/19/26 |
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an avalanche of whimsical 112 IQ shitposting tp |
06/19/26 |
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It's fairly impossible to find a USA woman whimsical enough to be a steampunk gf |
06/19/26 |
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how will you be an ally to mommy milkers |
06/19/26 |
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I'm surprised some scumbag hasn't yelled "BLUE COMING AROUND THE CORNER" |
06/19/26 |
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"her Khazar milkers--Hi, who just joined?...Ms. Rosen hi we were just talking ab |
06/19/26 |
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Ben Shapiro's sister resting her khazar milkers on your face as you wake up |
06/19/26 |
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The lost teachings of the Khazars: why Khazar milkers matter |
06/19/26 |
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How the JAP became America’s most complex Jewish stereotype. |
06/19/26 |
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2 19 yr old orthodox jewish dudes found under a ditch recently (2027) |
06/19/26 |
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took 2 19 yr old orthodox jewish dudes under my wing recently |
06/19/26 |
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Just poasted on “Autoadmit” circa 2026 or so. Holy fucking shit |
06/19/26 |
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jafar drooling all over his keyboard in an antipsychotic haze |
06/19/26 |
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AAA Gaming is Crashing |
06/19/26 |
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Scamilio standby glitching 10 murks on beaver creek |
06/19/26 |
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Trigger warning to libs: Do NOT click on this photo celebrating USMNT |
06/19/26 |
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Shld I try to furk a 58yo British Grandma in THE GAMBIA? |
06/19/26 |
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If cucumbers tp is actually a pampered JAP would that be craziest XO event ever? |
06/19/26 |
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Death of Robin Hood cr? looks basedish |
06/19/26 |
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REMINDER: take you're seroquel |
06/19/26 |
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Scamcumbers can stay with me. The rest of you can fuck off |
06/19/26 |
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Whoa, this video of Anna Cramling playing speed chess with her feet is really so |
06/19/26 |
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Okay everyone put down the tutu and step away from your keyboards slowly |
06/19/26 |
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I have AI's argue with each other about the best route to my Self Actualization |
06/19/26 |
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Sent from my rich inner world |
06/19/26 |
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might join a mens baseball league once a week |
06/19/26 |
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going to take a bunch of benzos tonight and pass out. taking questions. |
06/19/26 |
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Orlando Bloom looked like a man fresh out of prison, pure joy, post-Katy Perry |
06/19/26 |
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TIL some Chabads separate Israelis from the reg kikes to scam them differently |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
06/19/26 |
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guy overdoses on Nembutal at Jon Hopkins concert in Trevi nel Lazio, Italy (vid) |
06/19/26 |
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Drinking a full bottle of veterinary Nembutal will result in a peaceful death |
06/19/26 |
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Xbox Studio Closure Reports: We've Got Big Worries |
06/19/26 |
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NGOR-ongoro Crater |
06/19/26 |
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Marrying an ungrateful 34 yo golddigging hag with body count in the high dozens |
06/19/26 |
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evolutionary reason for the YUGE jewess milkers? |
06/19/26 |
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hoes it's pee again |
06/19/26 |
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Remember: It isn't just shit wipe. Women also see it as vagina wipe. |
06/19/26 |
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Greenland probably wouldn't mind an invasion and $300B too |
06/19/26 |
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The enemy is Netanyahu and not the Israeli people |
06/19/26 |
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Luigi's Mansion | Pikmin | Super Monkey Ball | Madden 2002 (my intro 2 Gamecube) |
06/19/26 |
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TFW no Lynsi Snyder down to earth heiress mommy gf |
06/19/26 |
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"You're right to pee from there." |
06/19/26 |
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Autoadmit is so gay - and blindingly ethereal at times, even |
06/19/26 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) 🦄 |
06/19/26 |
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There will be a Karlstack-C12 alliance within a year |
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