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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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MATT GAETZ SELECTED FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL |
11/14/24 |
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most realistic, efficient way to kill yourself and max amount of people at once? |
11/14/24 |
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Most of us are failures, right? |
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Troy (2004) Hector vs Achilles 4K |
11/14/24 |
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
11/14/24 |
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Yeah I'm pretty fucked addicted to xanax |
11/14/24 |
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DIY Piping |
11/14/24 |
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David Bowie - Love Is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy).mp3 |
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Tywin Lannister melting Ned Stark's sword |
11/14/24 |
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the year is 2026. You have 3,000 paid substack subscribers. |
11/14/24 |
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Who Wrote GoT Season 8? Some Half-Wit With A Stutter? |
11/14/24 |
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A tent popped up in our parking lot. I let it stay. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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A homeless guy washed his hair in our grocery bathroom sink. I said nothing. |
11/14/24 |
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Evan39 here - The staff union voted to cancel performance reviews—permanently. |
11/14/24 |
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Evan39 here..help! Tabitha’s ‘Team Building Friday’ is a mandatory chaos f |
11/14/24 |
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Shanice buried her “aunt” three times this month. |
11/14/24 |
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Tabitha left on FMLA again. I finished her shift. |
11/14/24 |
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Keisha took her third "ADA break" of the day. I kept working. |
11/14/24 |
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Mark’s “volunteer work” always happens during peak hours. |
11/14/24 |
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“Evan39's creating a hostile work environment - please help me, HR!!” |
11/14/24 |
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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose again |
11/14/24 |
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Boomers have reigned on high for 3x the length of the Third Reich at this point |
11/14/24 |
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They built a fire under the overpass. I felt warm. |
11/14/24 |
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Throwing away food while homeless people starve. One of them hit me. |
11/14/24 |
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“Sorry, friend. The ergonomic mouse is legally mine now.” |
11/14/24 |
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Keisha invoked the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act. She’s not pregnant. |
11/14/24 |
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Who actually kiled JonBenet Ramsey |
11/14/24 |
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Tom’s smoke breaks are longer than my lunch. |
11/14/24 |
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Daryl’s “frequent prayer breaks” mean I do his work. |
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Evan39 here, Quiet Quitting Meets FMLA: Jerry’s Untouchable |
11/14/24 |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
11/14/24 |
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freedom cities should be special economic zones w/ no-nig covenants enforceable |
11/14/24 |
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PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD |
11/14/24 |
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The man outside doesn’t move. Doesn’t leave. |
11/14/24 |
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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle. |
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A homeless man swung a shopping cart at me. I said sorry. |
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Corporate came to "boost morale." They told me to smile more. |
11/14/24 |
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Clean the whole room? Sorry, per local law, hit my daily square footage limit! |
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Brad took paternity leave for a kid that isn’t his. |
11/14/24 |
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Jerome clocked in, disappeared for hours, then came back for his keys. |
11/14/24 |
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"Evan39, Sir Squawkington owns this grocery store now, friend." |
11/14/24 |
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Trump AG pick will be the most consequential of his administration |
11/14/24 |
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I want to be hit in the head with a pipe&knocked out for at least 7 months |
11/14/24 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
11/14/24 |
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Will Trump's Stock Market EVER go up again? |
11/14/24 |
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Michelle’s medical leave is a revolving door. |
11/14/24 |
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Jerome "forgot" to clock out again. I just stared at the timecard. |
11/14/24 |
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Dan Bilzerian goes on 30 minute antisemitic ran on Pier Morgan |
11/14/24 |
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Chinese PLA Air Force Fighter Jet girls are hotter than 99% of US "women" |
11/14/24 |
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the numbers don't make sense anymore |
11/14/24 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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After a 2,000-Mile Trip, a Penguin Finds Itself on an Australian Beach (NYT) |
11/14/24 |
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Could have fun at the Monarch but mainlining doesn't want 2:((Boom) |
11/14/24 |
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Research Boner how is sobriety going |
11/14/24 |
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I now have 333 paid Substack subscribers, 33% of the way to my goal. |
11/14/24 |
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lol all MAGA tards I knew who were celebrating a week ago are now demoralized |
11/14/24 |
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Average libs shouldn't have to pick up the tab for the insane "woke" stuff imo |
11/14/24 |
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Just one fucking blip from god and the firmament can cave down on us all |
11/14/24 |
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nice glad to hear, how's your stinking filthy pussy btw? |
11/14/24 |
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The body was under a tarp outside the grocery. Nobody called it in. |
11/14/24 |
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Carlos walked out mid-shift. "Union rules," he said. |
11/14/24 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
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Evan39: HR says my harassment is just ‘locker room talk,’ friend. |
11/14/24 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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$omeone left a rotisserie chicken in the toy aisle. I under$tand. |
11/14/24 |
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17 year old passes the ca bar. Will be a DA when she’s 18 |
11/14/24 |
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Kalisha’s FMLA is saving Nemo, her stressed-out goldfish |
11/14/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
11/14/24 |
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The car in the grocery lot had been there for days. So had the note. |
11/14/24 |
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you can buy SUSHI with food stamps (EBT) |
11/14/24 |
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Hannibal 2001 "Vide cor Meum" scene |
11/14/24 |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
11/14/24 |
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What percent "White" is Lil Marco Rubio? |
11/14/24 |
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Goddamn Nationwide Adderall shortage fuk this country |
11/14/24 |
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credited pre-built gaming computer? |
11/14/24 |
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Hawk Tuah girl's popularity solely because women respect other hot women |
11/13/24 |
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ITT: List your Day 1 first Executive Decision/Order in Oval Office |
11/13/24 |
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infowars BOUGHT today by secret bidder |
11/13/24 |
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Insight into mind of white boomertards who voted for Kamala (pics) |
11/13/24 |
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Does anyone even go to "starbucks" anymore |
11/13/24 |
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Blink 182 has made 16 trips to Israel |
11/13/24 |
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black & white interracial sex seems more alien to me than human-alien sex. why? |
11/13/24 |
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New Meshuggah album fucking sucks |
11/13/24 |
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Give me a zip and a case of backwoods and I'll govern this shit myself |
11/13/24 |
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Don't Cry, Cryo - sleep through the Drumpf presidency |
11/13/24 |
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Why does WV have a RINO senator? |
11/13/24 |
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My dog adores me. Sorry libs! |
11/13/24 |
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Why do blacks use "stays" to mean "lives" |
11/13/24 |
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"Little Marco can do State, I have no doubt about that, he'll do State tremendou |
11/13/24 |
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Prisoner with teardrop tattoo: So what are you in for? Spaceporn: Uh...tax fraud |
11/13/24 |
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Do Trump voters have buyers remorse? They've been raging for like 12-15 hours |
11/13/24 |
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sofi stadium is 180, intuit dome is < 120 |
11/13/24 |
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maybe put some fucking non-dying boomers in |
11/13/24 |
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Boomers are so lucky to be dead by the time they see their creations final form |
11/13/24 |
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Sporting events/concerts/amusement parks are total flame at this point |
11/13/24 |
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i want to be used and spit out by 97IQ millionaire boomers |
11/13/24 |
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so RFK is out? lmao |
11/13/24 |
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So, what's the My Pillow guy getting nominated for? |
11/13/24 |
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How long before trump and Elon fall out? |
11/13/24 |
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Where to stay in Dallas? |
11/13/24 |
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hate new xo. it's like Staind says i'm on the outside i'm lookin |
11/13/24 |
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BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard to potentially be named Trump's Director of National Int |
11/13/24 |
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Update on Fuentes v Grandma |
11/13/24 |
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Ate an entire raw onion just now. Wasn't even hungry. |
11/13/24 |
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Spaceporn Getting Creepily Excited About "Recess Appointments" |
11/13/24 |
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Dem Congressman: “Matt Gaetz is fiercely competent” |
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had 3some last night with two parole hairstylists in tacky suburb |
11/13/24 |
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Doesn't sound like Thune is going to roll over for Trump - video |
11/13/24 |
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i want to have sex with Lauren Boebert |
11/13/24 |
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Oh dis veddy veddy bad: new CIA Director KASH PATEL |
11/13/24 |
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I Built The Sky is releasing a new album soon |
11/13/24 |
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How do you sleep at night? Matt Goetz: "On a mattress from Mattress firm... |
11/13/24 |
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They're stealing it right now in Philly, Milwaukee, Detroit, etc |
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Clinton and Obama blown the fuck out - Who is the Dem king now |
11/13/24 |
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one of the most underrated movies of all time, Naked Prey (1966) |
11/13/24 |
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Liz Hurley starting to look old in latest bikini pics |
11/13/24 |
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Girl I went to HS with is still hot, still single. How does this happen |
11/13/24 |
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what's the cr Grilled Cheese recipe? |
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π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨RUBIO AS SOSπ¨π¨π¨π¨π¨ |
11/13/24 |
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OFF OFF WITH YOUR HEAD DANCE DANCE TILL YOU'RE DEAD |
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sat in an airtight faraday cage sharing all intimate thoughts with chatgpt tp |
11/13/24 |
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are there any "State" universities that are better than "The University of" for |
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Spaceporn breathing heavily as he orders a "McCrib" |
11/13/24 |
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So is Goetz really gonna get confirmed or is this a head fake? |
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Boomers sure enjoyed raping and killing people and living their entire life |
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excited for the Electric Vehicles no one wants are mandated |
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is there an empty oil rig somewhere i can be dropped off at |
11/13/24 |
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π¨π¨ Spaceporn Squanching DEFCON Level: 3 (Neutral) changing to 2 (Alarmed) |
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the problem for democrats IMO is that the party is controlled by black people |
11/13/24 |
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Trump's creative strategy for forcing Congress into recess |
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you’re in too deep to play it safe |
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Matt Yglesias: Kamala will win in a landslide |
11/13/24 |
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Within the realm of shitlaw, how prestigious are dog bite cases? |
11/13/24 |
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Christie positioning to be head of Food & Agriculture |
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Elon tweets XO’s “It’s afraid” meme |
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Trump names Cowgod Secretary of State of Gaming |
11/13/24 |
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Call me crazy but I don't think Jews should be able to war against t electorate |
11/13/24 |
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Vivek, Apoorva, Usha, and “JD” walk into a bar |
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A Slathering of Mayo is the secret to RESTAURANT QUALITY home made grilled chees |
11/13/24 |
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My knee hurts so fucking bad right now |
11/13/24 |
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EPAH how's it hangin fucker |
11/13/24 |
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Zero HP Lovecraft with some important new insight today |
11/13/24 |
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Trumpmos frozen in action over a trans athlete wearing a yarmulke |
11/13/24 |
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is Autoadmit really trademarked? |
11/13/24 |
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Shitcons have totally given up on social conservatism, have you noticed? |
11/13/24 |
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The xo Anthony Bourdain death prediction makes more sense after the documentary |
11/13/24 |
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"technically it's driverless" (elon musk after another tesla explodes) |
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is real Italian pizza really any better than American pizza chain pizza? |
11/13/24 |
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