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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Crashed my rental car into neighbor's parked car at 3am one time |
11/20/25 |
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You were outed last night at 3am but the thread was deleted |
11/20/25 |
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So the NVDA earnings 'beat' didn't stop the AI market crash? |
11/20/25 |
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$85,000 HERE WE COME~ |
11/20/25 |
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lol if your practice doesn't involve phone calls with alpha Australians at 3AM |
11/20/25 |
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Best thoughts at 3am, no one on xo to share |
11/20/25 |
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It's 3am & u're in ur house alone. 3 AZNS start ringing ur doorbell. |
11/20/25 |
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MPA reading Family Circus comics til 3am |
11/20/25 |
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Every pizza I order is a pepperoni lover's, even if it has no pepperoni, because |
11/20/25 |
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biz idea: uber but all the drivers are topless persians |
11/20/25 |
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a jizz-soaked paul revere yelling out "the british are cumming!" |
11/20/25 |
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A black widow spider is extremely friendly toward male spider before she kills |
11/20/25 |
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no mom, luis drives the car shirtless, Ricky hangs out the window shirtless |
11/20/25 |
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"Hidden corner of the internet where 39yo lawyers share Joanna Gaines fantasies |
11/20/25 |
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"Juris Doctor" Vance isn't even his name |
11/20/25 |
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Not everyone who smiles and shakes hand are being real and friendly |
11/20/25 |
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"im gonna get so much attention for this" (erika before charlie hit the ground) |
11/20/25 |
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BLACKED FRIDAY |
11/20/25 |
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Biz idea: Poetic and whimsical "biz idea" threads on law school forum at 3AM |
11/20/25 |
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Rate Nick Fuentes’s twin sister |
11/20/25 |
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I have 827 different monikers in my Autoadmit Rolodex |
11/20/25 |
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YOU'RE OLD: The hot girl at Thanksgiving is your second cousin (once removed) |
11/20/25 |
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Bessent: whiny Americans “don’t know how good they have it” |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: obj 10 mildly mentally-ill zoomer gamer gf, but she calls you unc |
11/20/25 |
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twice she grounder her butthold |
11/20/25 |
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and Becky, he has an oafish 97 accounts, not a chill classy 22 like the |
11/20/25 |
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better song: "come on eileen" or "found out about you"? |
11/20/25 |
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re-reading an old email u sent in 2022, in awe of how perfectly worded it was |
11/20/25 |
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just got 4 laugh emojis on a comment i made in work teams chat |
11/20/25 |
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SIM GLITCH: All salads are chef's salad so why is it that one salad is called |
11/20/25 |
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Trump -6 RCP aggregate cons is this a “good” thing? |
11/20/25 |
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I Travelled To Afghanistan... And Left Within 3 hours |
11/20/25 |
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gaggle of cute shy zoomer girls admiring your (3) vertical monitor setup |
11/20/25 |
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cowgod, why hasnt there been a new elder scrolls game made in the past ten years |
11/20/25 |
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Underdiscussed item of XO lore: The Year of Frozen Monikers |
11/20/25 |
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shrew wife: yells while drinking margaritas, zoomer gamer gf: cosplays as Tifa |
11/20/25 |
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"Me? Well, I'm a performance artist. Online. For lawyers. And you?" |
11/20/25 |
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Crypto's done! It's fucked! |
11/20/25 |
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What will the LAST POAST on xo ever say? |
11/20/25 |
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J6 PIPE bomber has been INDENTIFIED as known right-wing extremist |
11/20/25 |
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Odie says "orange cat bad" in new Garfield strip (link) |
11/20/25 |
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SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH! |
11/20/25 |
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Did you "take down" a "suicide girl" in your heyday? |
11/20/25 |
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Just a chill casual 1,000 point swing in 4 hours |
11/20/25 |
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3am: XO discusses boner police 3pm: XO discusses boner pills |
11/20/25 |
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Kamalasexy getting 3k MPM votes @ 3am |
11/20/25 |
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sometimes I wake up from a dead sleep at 3am and just BILL |
11/20/25 |
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thinking of getting Apple Vision Pro to enhance my poasting |
11/20/25 |
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As trump POTUSY continues to crumble, wanted to check in on Greenland takeover? |
11/20/25 |
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does anyone else use a gaming mouse in biglaw? |
11/20/25 |
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sometimes i wish i could "re-poast" other poasters' xo poasts |
11/20/25 |
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gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring ur glowing mechanical keyboard |
11/20/25 |
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give me some quality "gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring" threads |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: ur wife's lover beats u to death with a crowbar and u go to hell |
11/20/25 |
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Fox News reveals truth - TRUMP more popular than ever (new poll, link) |
11/20/25 |
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Why JD Vance would lose as Kamala Harris did: The vice presidency |
11/20/25 |
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a band of suicide girls timetravelling from 2005 to bring u back to defeat zuck |
11/20/25 |
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Thoughts on Nalin Haley turning on his mom? |
11/20/25 |
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Keep trying to rig it u fraudd |
11/20/25 |
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kike hehe |
11/20/25 |
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When BTC $80,000? |
11/20/25 |
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Candy Ride claimed to be "part Polish" 🤔 |
11/20/25 |
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The Allegory of Mr. Candy and Mr. Gunneratt |
11/20/25 |
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Can someone explain why people like watching Twitch/Kick streams? |
11/20/25 |
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So Kimmel is still employed and Kirk is still dead? |
11/20/25 |
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Mainlining, have you visited the National Towing Museum in Chattanooga? |
11/20/25 |
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RATE these recent txts from various girls im seeing |
11/20/25 |
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Mr. Candy Ride, tear down that wall! |
11/20/25 |
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Bureaucrats or unimaginative scientists want us to believe in the expected |
11/20/25 |
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Cons why are Incels like Ian Cheong Miles upset at this video? |
11/20/25 |
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Anti-Immigration | Economic Socialism | Anti-Isreal |
11/20/25 |
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anyone remember the night before tgiving in college |
11/20/25 |
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Biz idea: gay pizza parlor called “Pozza” |
11/20/25 |
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bailing your sugarbabies out of jail at 3AM on a Tuesday |
11/20/25 |
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dad caught me shredding documents at 3AM, told him he was dreaming, go to bed |
11/20/25 |
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Gonna wake up at 3am and blast Creed in my backyard |
11/20/25 |
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3am post-punk playlist for the ZoZo on another Sunday nite tp |
11/20/25 |
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baudrillard tp and me talking at 3am in 2013 |
11/20/25 |
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its 3am i must be lonelier |
11/20/25 |
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reminder: if wonder years was filmed today, it would be set in 2005 |
11/20/25 |
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Should I work for Indians for $150k more? |
11/20/25 |
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Will SCOTUS reverse the 5th Circuit? |
11/20/25 |
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Thanksgiving except the turkey is a 19lb cockroach |
11/20/25 |
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the whimsical internet-culture based, quasi-hipster girl schtick |
11/20/25 |
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Listen to the MANDOLIN RAIN |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: quantum leap, but u only end up in bodies of other xo poasters |
11/20/25 |
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Looking back, I have lived my life as though I was insane |
11/20/25 |
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The Final Thanksgiving |
11/20/25 |
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Kim Dotcom getting pretty based |
11/20/25 |
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Good Goy Amb Huckabee Has Secret Meeting w Jonathan Pollard |
11/20/25 |
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The 2nd to the Last Liberal |
11/20/25 |
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Scorching Fifth Circuit dissent - link |
11/20/25 |
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PROJECT DICK tp let’s discuss your moniker |
11/20/25 |
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epstein casually asking u via email what ur "shoe size" is |
11/20/25 |
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HATP, what denomination are you? |
11/20/25 |
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What age are you an "xo poaster emeritus" ? |
11/20/25 |
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Stocks crashing, exit all exposed positions NOW |
11/20/25 |
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xo is divided into high status (East Asian) and low status (white, Indian, etc) |
11/20/25 |
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Any Jews able to explain this tweet? |
11/20/25 |
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How bad is a 500 blood sugar reading? |
11/20/25 |
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Olivia Rodrigo, skimpy sundress, singing u 90s Cure songs (vid) |
11/20/25 |
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Viral "homeless guy that looks like Sean Penn" was actually Sean Penn (link) |
11/20/25 |
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$86,900 |
11/20/25 |
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5-4 males vs. females SCOTUS decisions are gonna be lol |
11/20/25 |
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Peterman died the way he lived - his head in a toilet w a butthole full of jizz |
11/20/25 |
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Had no idea until Trump just how shitty con lawyers are |
11/20/25 |
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Virtually all Zoomers are 25% brown |
11/20/25 |
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Vice: Women should be PAID to have relationships with Men |
11/20/25 |
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Worshipping his dick |
11/20/25 |
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"3B is the orange chicken" (alzabo teaching me how to code) |
11/20/25 |
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Economists are calling Trump's effect on markets an "Orange Swan event" (link) |
11/20/25 |
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Mets gf: Baal Shem Tov, Pirates gf: takes top off |
11/20/25 |
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teaching ur kids 21st century history entirely with Marco Rubio Toyota threads |
11/20/25 |
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hot teens started laughing when I used Autoadmit slang ordering coffee |
11/20/25 |
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I bought a "Mac Mini" and it comes with no cables to actually hook it up. Lol |
11/20/25 |
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why don't more dating apps add "console" filter, so u can filter out xbox girls |
11/20/25 |
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Caffeinated, vaccinated, and freshly masturbated chick dies 1 month |
11/20/25 |
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karlstack are you going to do a keyu jin expose? |
11/20/25 |
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Starting a new crypto to exclusively reverse-track TT market predictions |
11/20/25 |
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Trump says DOGE dividend checks will be mailed out in January (link) |
11/20/25 |
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McDonalds is just a soulless DoorDash dispensary these days |
11/20/25 |
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Bruce Hornsby’s stirring ethereal cover of 2Pac’s Changes (link) |
11/20/25 |
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What is with bill ackman humiliating himself daily |
11/20/25 |
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i'm depressed again |
11/20/25 |
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My film Train Dreams (2025) opened in theaters today limited release please go |
11/20/25 |
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My President is Trump. My Lambo is blue. |
11/20/25 |
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My President is Black, My Lambo is Blue!!!! |
11/20/25 |
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Last shot will be Jon Snow saying “it was a game of thrones” then soyface |
11/20/25 |
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This woman ICE shot will get a $10 million settlement |
11/20/25 |
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do u think olivia nuzzi's butthole is actually "niiiice" |
11/20/25 |
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The guy from Goo Goo Dolls got plastic surgery and looks weird AF now |
11/20/25 |
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GAHHHHHH I NEED ASIAN PUSSY |
11/20/25 |
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They are destroying crypto now |
11/20/25 |
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COD BO 7 Steam reviews are now Mostly Negative |
11/20/25 |
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BTC @ $89,000 |
11/20/25 |
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Auctioneer voice: "Anybodygonnabidan 88.5, doigottan 88.5, anybodygotan 88 |
11/20/25 |
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dark | azngirl | butthold |
11/20/25 |
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Check out this pic of my GF’s butthole (pic) |
11/20/25 |
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Really need to fuck Tiffany Fong’s tight Asian pussy |
11/20/25 |
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Bboom, did you drill a butthole into that faceless store mannequin yet? |
11/20/25 |
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Trump is POTUS and MAGAs are still broke incels? |
11/20/25 |
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*GJR spreads butthole* “I’m Boner Police's rage!” *whole XO laughs* |
11/20/25 |
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seditious behavior at the highest level tp |
11/20/25 |
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
11/20/25 |
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Sorry Nick I’ll take the Jews over your brand of bullshit |
11/20/25 |
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"This guy is Satan" thought the Redditor as his landlord fixed his clogged toile |
11/20/25 |
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RFK Jr's Brain Worm "crawled into" Olivia Nuzzi's butthole (DailyMail) |
11/20/25 |
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When Trump wins again he will make it so women HAVE to pay attention to you |
11/20/25 |
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How would you guys vote if you were on this jury? |
11/20/25 |
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Call it now: will Ukraine's collapse be more rapid than anyone expected? |
11/20/25 |
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