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Date: October 12th, 2006 9:40 AM Author: fighting shitlib and his name is Tom Shane. HTMFH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774218) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 9:45 AM Author: medicated institution What if I'm looking for sapphire or pearls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774243) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 9:48 AM Author: fighting shitlib No worries, he is on his way to Bangkok as we speak to beat them out of a diminutive Thai.
When he returns he will be glad to offer you the finest in both sapphires and pearls. |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 9:53 AM Author: medicated institution I've seen some people wearing fancy cut diamonds. Aren't those expensive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774264) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:00 AM Author: fighting shitlib Most guys think that diamonds only come in one shape .... round. The truth is that they come in many shapes, princess cut, pear and hearts. I suggest that you ask your girl what she prefers. When Tom Shane gets back from Belgium, where he is currently murdering blacks for blood diamonds, he will provide you with a fancy cut stone at a reasonable price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774280) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: geriatric halford 180... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6778492) |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: Disrespectful office dopamine agreed. that shit was good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6786542) |
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Date: October 12th, 2007 10:17 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Theater Stage "Do you have a girlfriend who is romantic? Are you scared shitless because your "romantic" girlfriend needs some fine jewlery and you only have $200? I would be scared too. What kind of piece of shit can you get for $200?"
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:03 AM Author: fuchsia sandwich deer antler not sure what this is, but it seems funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774294) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:06 AM Author: fighting shitlib You need to pay better attention to your friends, namely Tom Shane. He is in the diamond business and travels the world for your FUCKING benefit. So show some respect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774301) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:09 AM Author: fuchsia sandwich deer antler is it true that Tom Shane was knighted by the King of Belgium? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774307) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:15 AM Author: fighting shitlib What? Are you asking if your friend Tom Shane has had the honor of becoming a Knight of the Kingdom of Belgium? He is your FUCKING friend and he is in the diamond industry. You should know that King Badouin the 1st knighted Tom Shane for killing maccacas in Jakarta and shipping back sackfuls of lovely emeralds that YOU can purchase at fair prices. Wake the fuck up! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774319) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:20 AM Author: fuchsia sandwich deer antler you are probably the finest poster on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774346) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:42 AM Author: fighting shitlib Reminding you once again, about YOUR friend in the FUCKING diamond business. I know he is dull, but he is FUCKING brilliant, and he treks to the farthest reaches of the globe so YOU can have affordable, high quality jewelry.
NEVER FORGET. |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:43 AM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary Forget what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774417) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:48 AM Author: fighting shitlib That YOU have a friend in the FUCKING diamond business who will risk life and limb to bring you baubles from afar.
His name is Tom Shane. |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:53 AM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary What does Tom do for a living?
Also, as an aside, do you know anyone who could help me find a diamond? |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 10:58 AM Author: fighting shitlib Tom makes YOUR life better for a living. Why are you asking me where you can get a diamond? What you need is a little help from your FRIENDS, namely Tom MOTHERFUCKING Shane. If you enter his shoppe, you will be greeted by graduate GEMOLOGISTS who will help you navigate the intricate world of the diamond. If you are not presented with a stone that suits your fancy, be assured that Tom Shane will be on the first plane to Mongolia, prepared to kill many a mongol miner in order to provide YOU with the diamond you deserve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774461) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 11:06 AM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary Oh, I see. Tom is in the diamond business.
And he is my friend.
Given these facts, do you think Tom would be willing to find a suitable diamond for me at a reasonable price? |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 11:12 AM Author: fighting shitlib How can you ask this question?
We have established that Tom Shane is YOUR friend.
We have established that YOUR friend Tom Shane is in the diamond business.
What kind of friend, who happens to be in the FUCKING diamond business, as Tom Shane is, would not help a friend find a high quality jewel for a reasonable and fair price?
I don't know that answer to that, but I can tell you right now that Tom Shane is not that kind of friend. He is the kind of friend who will provide you with cool beverages while his graduate GEMOLOGISTS assist you. And if the price is not low enough to meet your needs? What will YOUR frined Tom Shane do? Why, he shall gird his loins and cruise to Bangalore where he will literally KILL people until such time as he procures an excellent diamond that fits your budget.
YES, Alway Adds Value, Tom Shane can, and will, help you find a lovely diamond within your budget. |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 11:14 AM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary I can actually feel myself getting smarter as I read these post.
Thank you...I think you can safely assume that I'll be stopping by to see my FRIEND TOM very soon. |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 11:18 AM Author: fighting shitlib I am excited to hear that you will be exercising appropriate social decorum by dropping in on YOUR friend, Tom Shane. He does so much for us all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774538) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 11:22 AM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary Google Ads posted this directly next to your post:
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How do you think my FRIEND TOM would feel about this website? |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:19 PM Author: fighting shitlib YOUR FRIEND TOM would point out that he is your friend in the diamond business, not your friend in the FUCKING CHEAP GLASS business. Tom travels to the peaks of the chilean simply to find the most opaque onyx available. Does he then keep these wonderful items for himself? No, he offers them to you, at a reasonable price. Don't bother talking to your friend TOM SHANE about trinkets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775582) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 12:24 PM Author: stimulating puce parlour This is the finest thread on xoxo in quite a long while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6781191) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 11:20 AM Author: dun zombie-like depressive legend I heard that he's kind of dull. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774545) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: fighting shitlib Tom Shane sounds somewhat dull; but, do you really keep around truly dull friends? Of course not. And Tom Shane is your friend. His perceived dullness is simply a clever ruse to lure chinamen into a state of placidity while he is in Saigon purchasing the choicest topazes. Once they have relaxed their guard, Tom Shane slits their yellow throats and returns home. YOUR FUCKING FRIEND Tom Shane, then provides you with beautiful topazes at the lowest price possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775521) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary This made me laugh out loud in class.
Rubies came out of my ears. |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: fighting shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775524) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 12:35 PM Author: crystalline gaped lay Is it even worth my time to check out one of those galerias? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774939) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:51 PM Author: fighting shitlib Do you have a FRIEND in those gallerias? No? Well, you do have one in the diamond business, and his name is Tom MOTHERFUCKING Shane. His extensive globe hopping has resulted in Tom Shane having the most expansive and asffordable collection of the finest jewels known to man. Tom Shane has had to murder foreign babies in their sleep to provide these precious stones to you at the lowest possible price. Do you want the spilt blood of innocents to go to waste because you visited a galleria that will overcharge you for an inferior jewel?
Of course not. Because thats not what friends do to each other. And Tom Shane is YOUR friend. Also, he has expert GEMOLOGISTS on hand to assist you in your selection. And free peach tea.
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:54 PM Author: crystalline gaped lay god you're right. FUCK JARED. FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE EAR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775895) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 12:38 PM Author: Carnelian glittery athletic conference the new mastercard commercial (about the white guy and azn girl getting married, starts with "engagement ring: $9000) immediately made me think of xoxo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6774962) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:24 PM Author: medicated institution The store in the mall just offered me a lifetime warranty on my wife's ring for $300. Is that a good deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775625) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 3:00 PM Author: fighting shitlib Other guys try to drive their prices up by offering warranties on jewelry. Do friends do that to each other? Would a friend who traveled to the island of Yap, and killed every third samoan there, solely to provide you with gorgeous polynesian pearls at affordabale prices do that to you?
Thats right, he wouldn't. Thats why your friend, Tom Shane, GURANTEES ALL OF HIS GORGEOUS JEWELS AT NO EXTRA PRICE. If you lose one, he simply kills another samoan at no charge to you. |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 3:03 PM Author: medicated institution I want to surprise my girlfriend with some jewelry for her birthday, but I'm afraid she won't like what I pick out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775958) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 9:58 AM Author: fighting shitlib Most guys are nervous and clueless about fine gems, it is a foreign world in which they need guidance and advice.
And what does one do when one needs assistance?
Thats right, one turns to ones friends.
And you have a friend, Tom MOTHERFUCKING Shane, and coincidentally, he happens to be in the diamond business.
"But" you ask "What if my FRIEND, Tom Shane, is in Burma having leading government officials assasinated so that he can procure Opals of the finest quality to provide at fair and honest prices? I know that it important work, and that Tom Shane is doing it for me, but I need help right now."
Never fear, Tom Shane has left a stable of highly trained GEMOLOGISTS for YOU to use. They will select the most panty dropping stone in the store, just for you. And this stone will be provided to you at a reasonable price. A friend never leaves one in the lurch, even when he is defying death and toppling governments in pusuit of reasonably priced jewelry. And Tom Shane is YOUR friend.
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Date: October 13th, 2006 2:24 PM Author: fighting shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6781935) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:40 PM Author: Cracking gaming laptop becky This thread is hysterical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775759) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 2:46 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary That's right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6775805) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 3:05 PM Author: Stirring corner What would MY FRIEND, Tom Shane, think of this?
http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22245 |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: Navy Violent Plaza Mother should have recorded them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782072) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 5:15 PM Author: Swashbuckling partner jew there is a Shane Co. on Windy Hill rd in marietta GA. I've met Tom Shane before, cool guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6776750) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 6:19 PM Author: fighting shitlib Of course. Why would you hang out with any one who is not cool? You would not. Thus, Tom Shane, your good friend, who happens to be in the diamond business, is FUCKING cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6777032) |
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Date: October 12th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: fighting shitlib I just want the night crew to know they have a friend in the diamond business, Tom Shane. He will kill arabs for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6778382) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 2:29 PM Author: comical honey-headed range cuckold Why do I need a friend in the Diamond Business? Why cant I just order some synthetic diamond with all the properties of a natural one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6781974) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:03 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary This might help clear it up:
"YOUR FRIEND TOM would point out that he is your friend in the diamond business, not your friend in the FUCKING CHEAP GLASS business. Tom travels to the peaks of the chilean simply to find the most opaque onyx available. Does he then keep these wonderful items for himself? No, he offers them to you, at a reasonable price. Don't bother talking to your friend TOM SHANE about trinkets." |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:17 PM Author: fighting shitlib good work. however, this is answered more fully below. I did note that we both used cheap glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782304) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary "I did note that we both used cheap glass. "
Given that I was quoting something you posted yesterday, this comes as no particular suprise. |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:20 PM Author: fighting shitlib Ah yes, I guess it would not.
I have really enjoyed the hell out of this thread. |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:23 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary I give all your post in this thread an aggregated 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782342) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:03 PM Author: fighting shitlib Its a shame that, for generations, some peddlers of cheap glass have been trying to pawn off their wares by stating they have all the properties of a real diamond. Its simply a scam. Would Tom Shane risk life and limb traveling to the deepest jungles of Borneo, killing every wildman that he encounters, to bring back some cheap piece of glass? No, and if he did, there would be no way the price would be reasonable. Your FRIEND Tom Shane, knows that cheap glass cannot be used as a filler for a real fine jewel
Tom Shane would TRAVEL TO BORNEO and kill WILDMEN for his friend, NAMELY YOU, but only if he were to acquire amethysts of superior color and quality, that he could offer to you at a fair and reasonable price. You can pass that down through your family for generations. You could pass cheap glass down through your family for generations as well, but only if you are a dirty fucking poor.
Hear that, its the phone ringing. And YOUR FRIEND Tom Shane is on the other end. He's back from Borneo, and he brought back some great deals. Pick up that phone. |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:05 PM Author: comical honey-headed range cuckold [redacted] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782242) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:09 PM Author: fighting shitlib This is some picky shit, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782262) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:41 PM Author: comical honey-headed range cuckold You preferred it as well. Just trying to be of assistance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782475) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 2:57 PM Author: razzle-dazzle main people piazza I am currently in the market for a piece made of 10K gold. Is it possible that MY FRIEND in the diamond business might be able to assist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782186) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:26 PM Author: fighting shitlib Tom Shane is YOUR friend in the diamond business. He is also your friend in the precious metals business. He is not, as has been noted above, in the "I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING RING OUT OF A QUARTER VENDING MACHINE" business. And that is what you are asking for when you mention 10k gold. While some people WHO ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, may try to sell you a piece that is less then 50% gold, your FUCKING friends will nto try to cheat you. Tom Shane is not going to allow a DIRTY BLACK RESIDUE to appear on your finger, therefore, he isnt selling you any FUCKING 10k gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782355) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle main people piazza Ok, what if I splurge a bit and get a nice piece that is more than 50% gold, but I decide that I don't like it exactly 32 days after the purchase? What kind of guarentee is there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782463) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 3:03 PM Author: milky floppy associate MY FRIEND IS MARK KLEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6782230) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 10:52 AM Author: fighting shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7511554) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 7:21 PM Author: fuchsia sandwich deer antler fvcking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6783589) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 7:50 PM Author: medicated institution Tom, would you ever sell me a cloudy or dark sapphire? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6783721) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 8:01 PM Author: comical honey-headed range cuckold is TOM SHANE satisfying my need for turquoise? http://www.clicks.com/phoenix/images/IMG_2533.JPG |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 12:58 AM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary I think we can safely assume from the gaping hole in that guy in the middle's head that these gentleman have already run into Mr. Shane... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6785542) |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 9:43 AM Author: comical honey-headed range cuckold I was hoping Tom Shane was the guy on the left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6786528) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 8:05 PM Author: Talented home This is the weirdest schtick ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6783819) |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 12:53 AM Author: fuchsia sandwich deer antler this is no schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6785523) |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 12:54 AM Author: fighting shitlib well, thats right.
More like a one time show. |
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Date: October 14th, 2006 12:55 AM Author: fuchsia sandwich deer antler good work, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6785533) |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: fighting shitlib Just thought I would take a minute to note that YOUR fucking FRIEND Tom MOTHERFUCKING Shane has been chosen as the number one jeweler for engagement rings by Bridal Magazine. "Why," you may ask? Because Tom Shane travels the world killing dozens so that your bitch can choose from many different fancy shapes of DIAMONDS. No slim selection of shapes when you deal with your FRIEND in the diamond business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6855986) |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 2:45 PM Author: dull meetinghouse goal in life My girlfriend wants a right-hand ring, but I don't know what to look for. Can you help me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6856007) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:29 PM Author: dull meetinghouse goal in life Zale said he could give me the best deal. What do you think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#6917087) |
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Date: December 9th, 2006 1:36 PM Author: Razzle orchid church building He is TOM SHANE, your MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND in the diamond business. He dosn't just cut out the middle men of zales, he FUCKING KILLS THEM. He goes directly to Bangkok to get stones, after FUCKING KILLING the 11 year old Thai miners that dug up the stones. TOM FUCKING does all of this work himself to save you money over the department store retailers, why? BECAUSE HE IS YOUR FUCKING FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7177857) |
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Date: November 28th, 2006 4:50 PM Author: crystalline gaped lay HOLIDAY BUMP!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7087417) |
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Date: November 28th, 2006 4:56 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary God I love this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7087454) |
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Date: November 28th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: crystalline gaped lay hearing the commercials all the time in the last few days is cracking me up. somehow he came up in conversation at the bar when I was home for thanksgiving and I cracked up a couple girls by talking in this style.
i don't want to make too crazy a claim, but it might be the first time someone has used xo schtick to successfully get pussy. |
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Date: December 9th, 2006 11:58 AM Author: fighting shitlib Durigng the holiday season, your woman may be thinking of some sparkling bauble that hse can show to her friends as proof of your affection. Its a good thing you real FRIEND Tom MOTHEFUCKING Shane is only thinking about YOU sruignthis important time. Your FRIEND has spent the time between Thanksgiving and right NOW traveling to the depths of judea, killing musselmen after musselmen (and one jew who looked like a musselman by accident, but he was sorry about it)to bring you the widest selection of jewels for the HOLIDAYS. Avoid the gallerias, and turn to your FRIEND in this time of need. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7177265) |
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Date: October 4th, 2007 3:42 AM Author: Yellow Center Pozpig when my login was "lonestar the muselman" it was b/c of this post.
thank you anon for one of the best threads ever here. |
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Date: December 9th, 2006 1:23 PM Author: stimulating puce parlour This is still one of the finest threads on xoxo. True quality is found here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7177761) |
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Date: December 9th, 2006 1:27 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary That's right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7177785) |
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Date: December 9th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: Razzle orchid church building 180, I am in the library pissing people off because I am laughing so hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7177805) |
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Date: December 9th, 2006 1:36 PM Author: Hot Twinkling Uncleanness Market Will Tom Shane procure for me the finest sterling silver? Does he have silversmiths on staff or does he farm the work out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7177858) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2006 3:47 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary One of the best threads ever.
Thanks Tom. |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: fighting shitlib Do you have a girlfriend who is romantic? Are uyou scared shitless because your "romantic" girlfriend needs some fine jewlery and you only have $200? I would be scared too. What kind of piece of shit can you get for $200?
You will never find out. Why? Because YOUR FRIEND Tom Shane has once again to your rescue. Tom Shane just disembarked form a quick trip to the Dominican Republic where he went to procure some lovely heart shaped diamond pendants. Since he only had to kill a negro or two to get them, he is able to offer these fine quality pendants to you at the very reasonable price of $175. Thats right, $175. Who would provide a heart shaped diamond pendant to you for a measly $175? Only a FRIEND would do that.
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Date: January 30th, 2007 10:54 AM Author: stimulating puce parlour Thanks for the update. Quality, quality thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7511560) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 1:07 PM Author: 180 impressive incel classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7512095) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 12:15 PM Author: fighting shitlib bump for the engagement ring debate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7566406) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 12:19 PM Author: hyperventilating community account sanctuary "How can you ask this question?"
Causes me to LOL everytime. Sad really. |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 12:23 PM Author: fighting shitlib this was codeine induced thread, I should really do it more often. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7566455) |
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Date: March 20th, 2007 3:31 PM Author: fighting shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7784834) |
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Date: March 20th, 2007 3:33 PM Author: stimulating puce parlour Amazing how some of the best threads in xoxo history have relatively few posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#7784841) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:27 PM Author: Tan misanthropic idea he suggested A bump for hard times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8055096) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 1:38 PM Author: fighting shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8254514) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 1:39 PM Author: Slate slap-happy resort really tough guy My uncle is in the diamond business, and the yakuza have been after him for about 3 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8254520) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 1:46 PM Author: hateful spectacular stag film Don't forget: it's right next to Macaroni Grille in the suburb of Minneapolis known as Minnetonka. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8254540) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 1:49 PM Author: ultramarine histrionic ticket booth kitty cat i wonder if damien hirst hit up his friend in the diamond business tom shane when he made this http://www.whitecube.com/exhibitions/beyond_belief/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8254547) |
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Date: July 8th, 2007 2:03 PM Author: electric at-the-ready coldplay fan point bump for today's engagement ring discussion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8352293) |
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Date: July 8th, 2007 2:10 PM Author: ruddy crackhouse gunner what happened to your Novato store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8352306) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:07 PM Author: Aggressive curious forum wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8368157) |
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Date: July 13th, 2007 12:15 PM Author: Yellow Center Pozpig Subject: :( http://www.yelp.com/topic/NZvybOoQDhpkd4xOXRDliQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8378192) |
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Date: July 13th, 2007 12:52 PM Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8378316) |
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Date: July 26th, 2007 1:27 AM Author: Out-of-control ivory place of business affirmative action Subject: biggeo? you've got a MOTHER FUCKING USGS FRIEND in the diamond business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8436249) |
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Date: August 29th, 2007 8:04 PM Author: Violet thirsty brunch black woman bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8575482) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 10:39 AM Author: provocative bistre milk school He may be dull, but his diamonds are brilliant. His name is Tom Mother Fucking Shane. At 394 and Hopkins Crossroad, and in Woodbury at I94 and Radio Drive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577472) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:04 AM Author: Cracking gaming laptop becky I heard a Tom Shane commercial when I was home and did a lulz dance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577525) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: provocative bistre milk school Are you a fellow Minnesotan? I'm originally from Plymouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577541) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:13 AM Author: Cracking gaming laptop becky No, I was in Arizona. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577547) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: elite friendly grandma candlestick maker as of a commercial I heard yesterday I also have a friend in the saphire business. conincidentally also named Tom Shane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577649) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:50 AM Author: provocative bistre milk school That's right, fuckers. I fly directly to Kashmir to get only the best, bluest fucking sapphires on the planet. Last year, I fell in the mountains and almost lost a leg due to gangrene trying to get you your damn sapphires. Glad you appreciate it, bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577666) |
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Date: September 12th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: Bisexual cruise ship i lulzed incredibly hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8630333) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: Naked contagious fanboi menage Does Tom Shane support NGWAG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577651) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:53 AM Author: provocative bistre milk school Tom Shane thinks you bastards should shut up about NGWAG and come into his store post haste to buy some diamonds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577678) |
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Date: August 30th, 2007 11:54 AM Author: Naked contagious fanboi menage Thank you, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8577681) |
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Date: October 12th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: Naked contagious fanboi menage Thanks for the one-year bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8758636) |
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Date: October 19th, 2007 4:21 AM Author: Sapphire trailer park I will buy a diamond from Tom Shane if he supports wgwag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8786915) |
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Date: October 19th, 2007 4:34 AM Author: Laughsome state Best thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#8786927) |
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Date: December 18th, 2007 1:12 AM Author: Odious turquoise principal's office Another iconic thread that has far fewer posts than the stupid check-splitting thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#9044091) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 10:01 PM Author: dashing set Tom Shane is the MAN! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#9211502) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 9:35 PM Author: Lascivious Orchestra Pit Degenerate TOM SHANE BITCHES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#9429401) |
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Date: May 4th, 2008 3:14 PM Author: Yellow Center Pozpig baff for one of my favorite threads here. ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#9732622) |
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Date: May 29th, 2008 2:08 PM Author: Out-of-control ivory place of business affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#9839497) |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 12:13 PM Author: white galvanic locale turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#9988655) |
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Date: August 20th, 2008 9:03 PM Author: Coiffed big property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#10082141) |
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Date: August 20th, 2008 9:09 PM Author: Coiffed big property http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-tom-shane-is-not-my-friend-in-the-diamond-business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2#10082157) |