Date: November 9th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: Rabbi Levi Coinblatt, CEO of PornHub ((zurich is stained))
massie has to be lolling his ass off now. him getting primaried is directly tied to what happened last week. first, actual conservatives who can read and think were turned off by that because massie has like a 98% liberty score or whatever and it was clear that the israel lobby just outspent him. plus, this caused trump to get high on his own supply and think that all he has to do is endorse someone and they'll win (or oppose them and they'll lose), so he backed shitty candidates and they all got bodied.