Date: November 9th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: German shepherd-ish golden w caramel retriever gf
TFW no Time Machine to go back to after hours weeknight life with high school gf whose parents always had a massive surplus of Smirnoff Ice they didn't keep track of so she'd always have a few hidden in her closet
Date: November 9th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: German shepherd-ish golden w caramel retriever gf
LMAO, buddy of mine's dad noticed that their bottle of Sailor Jerry for house guests had become diluted to the point of being too obvious to ignore, but thankfully he was really chill about it and just said it's okay as long as we didn't think of driving drunk
Date: November 9th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: gamers rise up
most of our parties were keggers at city parks
i mean i assume there are zero of these today because of all of the different changes that have happened in the world since then. but i don't think i'm In Touch with High Schoolers in 2026 so i don't want to make any presumptions ykwim