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Asked Asian chick at work if she could "get the Chinese govt to hook me up"
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: the White jensen huang I work with this Asian chick, early 30s, 6/10, pretty quiet, generic Asian face but decent body. We talk sometimes and she seems to like me. She always smiles when I make eye contact with her
Yesterday we were talking and I mentioned offhand that if she "knows anyone in the Chinese government," that I'm "available" to "help them out with anything they need." We work in computer stuff so I thought maybe I could give them our Salesforce data or something or whatever computer info it is that's valuable these days
She looked at me funny and said "what??" in a shocked and offended tone. I kind of panicked and said "well maybe you and I could start a romantic relationship too, like to make it plausible, so no one suspects anything. Or at least have sex a few times." She rolled her eyes and turned around and walked back to her desk
I was worried all day yesterday that I might get in trouble with HR for this but then she texted me this morning asking if I'm free to get tapas this weekend. I think it worked bros. I'm gonna be rich and able to achieve early retirement |